lazy man's wife

Under Jiao's wife's gaze, Lu Lu picked up the flowerpot.

Although the green beauty didn't bloom, the fragrance was overwhelming, and the rich fragrance around the tip of the nose made Lu Lu not want to let go.

"Dummy, don't just look at it!"

Jiao's wife's voice sounded, she woke up and was almost immersed in the fragrance.

Lu Lu calmed down, he could feel the energy in the plant in his hand, it was pure green, like liquid flowing, even in the morning sun, it was shining with brilliance.

But Lu Lu couldn't think of any way to make Potted Flowers agree with him.

"Can I touch it?" Lu Lu asked.

The old man's eyes were bent, but he didn't open his mouth to answer.

Jiao's wife grabbed Lu Lu's ear, "No affair!"

Jiao's wife was angry.

Lulu is embarrassing.

----quiet----

"Ahem..." The old man coughed, shaking his head, trying to take back the green beauty from Lu Lu's hand.

At this time, the green beauty who had been quiet like ordinary flowers suddenly burst into a strong radiance, and the green light enveloped Lu Lushou, immediately attracting many practitioners around.

"What's the matter?" Lu Lu's hands almost trembled, and he felt hairy in his heart.

Jiao's wife grabbed Lu Lu's ears even harder, but after a few seconds, he let Lu Lu go.

Cursing her lips, Jiao's wife said angrily, "It's blooming!"

Why is the green beauty blooming, but Jiao's wife's tone is not right?

After this question floated away, Lu Lu couldn't care less about asking Jiao's wife.

Because the old man took away the green beauty excitedly, and laughed.

"It really is fate in the east! Haha!"

The old man's crazy appearance immediately frightened away the crowd watching the excitement.

"Little brother, do you want to learn how to grow flowers with me!"

Being stared at Lu Lu by the old man was momentarily confused, not knowing whether he should agree or not.

"What are you thinking?" Jiao's wife patted Lu Lu, "This is your chance, promise it."

Even though Jiao's wife is encouraging Lu Lu, Lu Lu can tell that his expression is not too happy,

The light around the green beauty has disappeared, and small flowers have appeared on the original buds. The pink and tender stamens have golden light, and the green overlapping petals look very thin. Its color is like jade. At first glance, it looks more like a work of art carved out of jade. .

It is worthwhile to grow such beautiful flowers in this lifetime.

Lu Lu looked at his unhappy wife, and after receiving his encouraging eyes, he finally made up his mind.

Facing the farmer dressed as an old man, Lu Lu bent down and bowed.

"I want to learn how to grow flowers from you."

"it is good!"

The riots brought by the green beauty subsided. At the same time, Lu Lu had to leave here with Jiao's wife. Even if Lu Lu didn't have time to meet other ascetics to exchange items, he had no chance.

After Jiao's wife notified Luo Song and the others with a spell, she left with Lu Lu and the old man.

The old man had been chatting with Lu Lu all the time, the green beauty was given to Jiao's wife by the old man - when he gave the things, he smiled very narrowly, even though Jiao's wife was reluctant, she had to accept this great gift.

In the end, Lu Lu got a jade slip and a bag of seeds from the old man, but he didn't have time to ask more things, because when he accompanied the old man to the foot of the mountain, the old man disappeared out of thin air.

Lu Lu was a little surprised when the old man disappeared. He looked around, and finally met Jiao's wife with puffy cheeks.

Lu Lu looked at Jiao's wife seriously, and stretched out his hand, intending to hold the green beauty instead of him.

"Are you unhappy?"

"Nonsense." Jiao's Wife snorted coldly, stretched out her hand out of Lu Lu. "This potted flower is mine, you are not allowed to move."

Lu Lu was a little dumbfounded, he had never seen Jiao's wife caring so much about something that she wouldn't let him touch it?

"You will get tired holding it, I will hold it for you."

"do not want!"

"Xiaoxian..." Lu Lu felt powerless.

"Lu Lu!" Jiao's Wife glared at Lu Lu and held up the green beauty at the same time, "This is a demon cultivator! He blossomed with the help of your power, and after cultivating into a human form, you will be you..." Having said this, Jiao's wife's expression instantly turned grim, " You are not allowed to see him in the future, I will send him to my elder brother!"

Lu Lu was still in the fog and couldn't figure it out.

"Can he cultivate a human form? It's still a pot of flowers when you pick it up now? If you send it to the bottom of the water, will your elder brother feed you to death?"

Jiao's wife grabbed Lu Lu's clothes and leaned forward, her small face covered with clouds.

"What do you mean? Want to take a concubine? Huh?"

The rise of Jiao's wife's voice is a trend, and the last "huh?" is almost coming out later, it is inevitable, and Jiao's wife has been suppressing her aura, and she exploded because of eating mistakes.

Lu Lu trembled again, almost frowning.

How dare he find a little wife?He doesn't have the heart, nor the guts!

"You put him away and send him as far away as possible!"

The backyard must not catch fire!

Jiao's wife's aura disappeared, he snatched the space bag from Lu Lu's hand, and stuffed the green beauty.

Then, Jiao's wife led Lu Lu down the mountain by the collar.

As long as his wife gets angry, Lu Lu will be extremely useless, this is the established formula.

Fortunately, when they got to a crowded place, Jiao's wife took Lu Lu's face into consideration and changed the gesture of holding the collar to holding hands, and the young couple quickly took a taxi and left here.

Back home, Jiao's wife immediately returned to her obedient appearance, called her parents sweetly, left the land and went back to her room to see her son.Husband Lu Lu, who was in the first place, was ignored.

After calling his parents as well, Lu Lu had no choice but to follow Jiao's wife back into the room in desperation.

The door of the newlyweds' room was closed, and then, rustling sounds came out.

Then, the three babies were driven out of the room by their mother. They looked around and staggered towards Grandma.

The door closed again, and the rustling sound became louder.

After a while, the sound of um, huh, ah, leaked out little by little.

Laying on the sofa and watching a movie, Lu Jin's mother stopped eating apples and sighed silently.

Lu Jin's mother waved her hand to cut off the noise leaking from the door. He picked up three grandchildren who crawled up to him, and threw them to Baby Jiayue.

The four little guys rolled into a ball and started to play.

Son!When will you calm down!

After several days, Lu Lu did not get better.

Knowing that Jiao's wife sent away the pot of green beauty with a tendency to transform, Jiao's wife's complexion became a little better.

As a result, the "backyard" was temporarily stable.

But when Lu Lu didn't know, his mother was worrying in the mirror because of a few white hairs.

Seeing his wife staring at the white hair in a daze, Luosang's father hugged his wife to comfort him.

"I'll unplug it for you."

"I regret it..." Lu Jin's mother looked at Luosang's father in the mirror with helplessness in her eyes.

"What do you regret?" Luosang's father carefully picked out the white hair, pulled it out quickly, and put it aside.

"If I plug the land route back and regenerate again, it will definitely not be worse than it is now."

"..." Luosang's father paused, and the black line was drawn for a few seconds.

"This son is too shameful! Is he still a man!"

"...the daughter-in-law knows the answer to this question better."

"It's a shame. If he wasn't my son, I would never want to know him!"

Luo Sang's father bowed his head and smiled, hugging and complaining about his wife.

"Unfortunately, he is my seed."

Lu Jin's mother blushed.

"Don't worry, he is him and we are us. You can't make him what you want him to be, he likes to live like this."

"Does he like being abused?"

And it's both physical and mental abuse!

Lu Jin's mother covered her eyes, not daring to think about it.

Luo Sang's father said in relief: "He understands what he needs in life, and (Scholarly Mendi Forum) has Xiao Xian taking care of him, maybe that's what he hopes for."

Xiao Xian is his fancy daughter-in-law, he likes it very much, and he has no objection.

However, there is really no rule of law on land!

"Ahhh! I want to separate!"

So, morning.

When Lu Lu got up from his wife's belly, he finally found that the house was empty. Except for the couple, there were only three free-ranging sons left, and there were no other breathing creatures.

A fluffy piece of paper was placed on the dining table in the living room.

"We're leaving our mother's house!"

The inscription is the word "parents" and a small foot print.

After reading the paper in a daze, Lu Lu turned around and went back to his room.

"Wife!"

Jiao's wife hadn't woken up yet, his eyes were red and swollen.

"Well... to die..."

"Parents, they're leaving!" Lu Lu pushed aside the quilt and pulled out Jiao's wife.

"Let's go..." Jiao's wife rubbed her eyes, her brain cleared up, "What!"

Jiao's wife grabbed Lu Lu in a panic, "Could it be that my father-in-law and mother-in-law despise me?"

"Is it possible?" Lu Lu never thought about this question, because his parents are closer to their daughter-in-law than their sons.

"Woo... Lu Lu..." Jiao's wife hugged Lu Lu tightly, "It's my fault. I eat and sleep too much, don't work, and even bully you. The children are also in charge of their birth and care, and they are all left to their parents-in-law. Woo... Brother will scold me to death!"

Lu Lu rolled his eyes almost out of breath being hugged by Jiao's wife.

The matter is not that serious, Jiao's wife is worrying too much.

"Hey, mom and dad will come back."

"Really?" Jiao's wife suddenly raised her head.

Lu Lu's jaw was knocked down, and his tongue was almost bitten.

"They're just going back to their mother's house." Lu Lu patted Jiao's wife on the back. It was the first time he had seen Jiao's wife look so scared. Could it be that parents who are happy all day are Jiao's wife's nemesis? "Are you still going to sleep?"

"It's strange to be able to sleep." Jiao's wife rubbed her head on Lu Lu's chest, "It's so stuffy in the room."

Lu Lu twitched the corner of his mouth, the room was full of XX smell, no wonder the air wasn't stuffy.

Lu Lu simply hugged Jiao's wife, without his parents at home, he didn't have to be timid.

"Let's go take a shower."

After enjoying the two-person world, the young couple remembered their three cubs, so they searched through the box to find the crawling sons, bathed and fed them.

Later, when he saw that there was dust in the house, Lu Lu, who has always been lazy and painful, picked up the broom and started to clean it extremely reluctantly.

After cleaning, Lu Lu found that the clothes should be washed, so he couldn't avoid changing the sheets full of "war results", and saw Jiao's wife "diligently" pull down the curtains, took out a pile of clothes and smiled at him.

Lu Lu rubbed his forehead, he wanted to die.

As a result, more and more housework was done.

Laundry, cooking and packing, full agency by land.

"I'm lazy, lazy!" Lu Lu wailed in his heart.

Not yelling or screaming, the wife in a "gentlemanly" state, is sitting in the living room with the babies at the moment, giving spiritual encouragement to the in and out of the land.

"Husband, come on, I will reward you at night! Let you slaughter me!"

Hearing this, Lu Lu slipped and almost fell into the washing tub.

"Wife..." Do you still want me to live?

"MUA," Jiao's wife flirted with a kiss, and continued to "seduce", "I will cooperate with you in any trick!"

Lu Lu supported the washing machine, his face full of anger.

He would rather not have any rewards and rewards!

It's not that Jiao's wife doesn't want to help physically, it's just because his talent is "a disservice".

"Father-in-law, mother-in-law, come back quickly... Lu Lu will dislike me if no one does housework for me..."

Jiao's wife prayed with tears in her eyes.

The three babies, Yiyi, grabbed Jiao's wife's hair, and their small mouths moved directly to his chest, drooling non-stop.

"Eat, eat and eat!" Jiao's wife lifted up her clothes, proficient in breastfeeding the child, "Father and son are all gluttons!"

The so-called small life is still the most comfortable to live by yourself.

PS: Except for lazy people.