lazy man's wife

When the make-up exam passed smoothly, Lu Lu finally had a period of leisure. At this time, the summer vacation came.

If Lu Lu had to choose, he would rather practice at home, and when he was free, he would take a walk when he went out to coax the children.

However, Lu Lu has the desire to be lazy, but has no chance to be lazy.

"Why are you here?"

Lu Lu's face was very ugly, and the people standing outside the door were none other than Luo Song, the president of the Supernatural Research Institute, and You You, the vice president.

Luo Song, who looked like a weak scholar, pushed his glasses, Youyou behind him had a cold face, and that messy painted face looked terrifying.

"We're here to inform you that there will be a training camp this summer."

"Training?"

Lu Lu immediately took a deep breath, does he still have time for himself?

"Actually, you can think of it as a trip." Luo Song comforted.

Lu Lu looked at them suspiciously.

Just travel?

If it was really such an easy training camp, why did two people come to inform it together?

"Really travel?"

Luo Song nodded.

"There will be an exchange meeting during the summer vacation. Many practitioners, demon spirits, supernatural beings and some loose immortals will appear. And this grand meeting is held every 50 years. If you miss this time, you will have to wait ten years."

"Sounds like a fair... Do I have the option to sleep at home?"

Lu Lu didn't feel any excitement in his heart, he didn't like this kind of thing.

He prefers a deck chair on his balcony and a soft son to a fair where he is jostled with a bunch of strangers—at least he can tease him, drink a cup of tea, Then take an afternoon nap.

Hearing Lu Lu's speech, Luo Song was dumbfounded, as if he had already thought of Lu Lu's reaction, and there was a dumbfounding expression on his face.

Then, You You, who had been installing the background board behind Luo Song, stretched out an angry hand.

A scorpion immediately fell from Lu Lu's forehead, and the scorpion's tail needle unceremoniously touched Lu Lu's head.

"Ow!!!"

Lu Lu covered his forehead and yelled.

"Who bullied my husband!"

The aggressive Jiao's wife ran out of the room in her pajamas. When Jiao's wife saw Luo Song and Youyou, her anger rose to the highest point!

"You bully him again! I'm going to bite you to death!"

"Wait! You misunderstood!" Luo Song's unmoving image of the giant Buddha immediately collapsed. "We were just kidding!"

"Who will believe you? Pigs will believe you!" Jiao's wife pulled Lu Lu's hand away, looking at the big bag on his head with distress, and the coldness on her body increased by one level. "What about the antidote? Your scorpion is poisonous!"

"It's easy to discuss if you have something to say." Luo Song wiped off his cold sweat—it was because Jiao's wife was here that he encouraged Youyou. If he had known that Youyou would have such an opinion on Lu Lu, he might as well have come alone!

"Discussion? Hmph!" Jiao's wife glanced up and down at Youyou, then turned and left.

Both Lu Lu and Luo Song didn't understand, so they watched Jiao's wife leave.

After a while, Luo Song awkwardly spoke to Lu Lu.

"Lu Lu, do you think he has calmed down?"

Lu Lu glanced strangely at Luo Song, who was acting as a small fudao, and felt strange in his heart—as if he was afraid of his wife?

"Generally, when Xiao Xian is unhappy, his reaction will be more violent. If he is angry in his heart, he will definitely not be silent like this."

——The above are the truths Lu Lu summed up from his life.

Luo Song struggled, "Is he unhappy or..."

"Is it possible for him to be happy?" Lu Lu clutched the bag on his head in pain, his expression almost distorted.

"..."

"If he doesn't have an attack now, it means that he is about to have an attack." Lu Lu gasped in pain, "Youyou, hurry up and give me the antidote."

Youyou snorted coldly, but didn't agree.

"I just can't see it and don't know how to appreciate it."

Lu Lu's face was even more distorted - half angry, half painful.

At this time, Jiao's wife came back in a gust of wind.

"Fanfan, bite him!"

The poor baby was held in the palm of the hand by Jiao's wife with a "smirking" face, her teary eyes were puckered, and less than three centimeters away from his beautiful big eyes was Youyou with a terrifying face—a look on that face. Big balls of oil paint can definitely scare ordinary children to tears!

"Wife, he is Sixi..." Lu Lu, full of black lines, corrected his wife's mistakes. "They have just grown a few baby teeth, do you want them to change their teeth?"

"Sixi, bite him!" Jiao's wife, who knew her mistakes and could correct them, immediately changed her address.

"..." Lu Lu was speechless.

Baby Sixi's big eyes blinked. He had just been threatened by his mother—if he didn't bite, he would have nothing to eat. But, can he make another choice?

"Ah~~Ah~~Ah~~"

<This aunt looks so scary, can I bite that handsome guy? >

"No!" Jiao's wife refused to accept Baby Sixi's conditions, "It is forbidden to change the target!"

So Baby Sixi was indignant, if he ate that pile of strange colors, he would definitely have diarrhea!Brother and brother will definitely laugh at him!

"Yah! Ya~~Yah~~~"

<I ask for extra food!I want to eat~~>

Jiao's wife blushed, then gritted her teeth.

"The transaction is established!"

Regarding the communication between the mother and son, the three of Lu Lu did not understand it.

When Baby Sixi's small body grabs Youyou's hair and opens his mouth to reveal a mouthful of small deciduous teeth, everyone is amused to see how he bites.

Only Jiao's wife's expression of watching the show did not change.

Will Youyou be bitten in a daze?

Even if he doesn't believe in the baby's mouth, he will avoid it!Unless her brain is broken, she won't move!

but……

Can anyone tell her why a baby has such big hands?

While pulling away Baby Sixi, she might lose a lot of hair!

At the moment when Youyou hesitated, Baby Sixi bit the cleanest part of Youyou's face - the ear.

"Knock it" a sound.

Lu Lu mourned silently in his heart, he dared to guarantee that Youyou's ears would definitely be bitten through.

"Ah!!!" Youyou yelled!

The pain and the horror of being disfigured made her grab Baby Sixi and pull hard.

Baby Sixi let go immediately - he has no hobby of eating people's ears!

Then, because of the momentum, Baby Sixi was thrown out by Youyou.

Jiao's wife caught her son with one wrong step.

Good son, you have avenged your father!

The farce-like revenge finally made Jiao's wife calm down.

But Youyou was already so angry that she ran away, which also represented her intention to continue fighting with Jiao's wife.

Then, Luo Song, who was abandoned at the gate of Lu Lu's house, had no intention of stepping into the threshold.

——I should read the almanac before going out today, it’s a bad time.

Luo Song felt very uncomfortable. He obviously wanted to bring good news, but in the end it drew the relationship between Youyou and Jiao's wife even further. As a companion who will live in the same city from now on, he has to repair the cracks as soon as possible!

"I've already told you, you really don't plan to go and see?"

Speaking of this, Luo Song was observing Jiao's wife's expression. The simple-minded idea of ​​Lu Lu was easy to induce, but Jiao's wife was not easy to deal with.

"What's the matter?" Jiao's wife asked immediately.

"The ten thousand people exchange conference, the immortal and human exchange gathering changed from the Ten Thousand Immortals Conference, can only be held once every 50 years. At that time, many practitioners will appear, and they can also exchange or buy a lot of magic tools for cultivation and learning there. As well as supplies. For Lu Lu, this is a good opportunity to expand his strength. He has only seen a few demon spirits and ghosts, and he doesn’t know what practitioners at other stages look like, and he has never really come into contact with practitioners. The distribution of power in the human world is not well understood..." Luo Song looked at Jiao's wife's face, and the words in his mouth became faster and faster, and he wanted to say all the reasons full of temptation to actively shake Jiao's wife. position.

As long as Jiao's wife is shaken, it will be easy for Lu Lu.

However, should we start with Jiao's wife or land?this is a problem.

——Would it be easy for him to beat around the bush while wanting others to learn something?

"Wait, why does it sound like I'm going to a market?"

Jiao's wife interrupted Luo Song's speech suspiciously.

Luo Song is almost an insider—as expected of a husband and wife, they both have the same idea, so damn "going to the market"!

"Honey, I feel the same way. It's obvious that people living in different places went to the market together. The behavior of 'bartering things' existed in ancient times." Lu Lu and Jiao's wife figured it out.

"Luo Song, what kind of conference are you talking about? Does it usually start at Phoenix Mountain, and you can only enter the venue in the early morning?"

"Yes."

Luo Dong nodded and breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, it seems that he knew.

"Husband, when I was young, Uncle Qi took me to a meeting with a long name. I used a tooth that fell out to exchange a lot of strange snacks and jelly beans, but those things were so unpalatable. The one named Ruoxuzi The guy actually lied to me, those jelly beans are obviously a elixir for purging fire and detoxifying! It caused me to have diarrhea for five days in vain!"

Jiao's wife's anger suddenly rushed up.

"Those people are all fake!"

"..."

Ruo Xuzi?Could it be the vice president of the Cultivation Association?

Luo Song broke into a cold sweat, calmly trying to clear the image of the cheerful fat old man from his mind.

"A conference with a very long name?" Lu Lu became curious about the name.

"The full name is 'The XXX Practical Exchange and Learning Conference for Practitioners of the Three Realms, Five Elements and Six Paths'." Luo Song narrated.

"Illegal business?" Lu Lu asked more curiously.

"...In a sense, yes." Luo Song was helpless.

"An illegal assembly organized by an unofficial organization?" Lu Lu continued to ask.

"...The Cultivation Association is not an officially recognized organization so far, this point..."

"Is there any eviction by the city management?"

"Unless there is a city manager who cultivates immortals and Taoism!" After saying this, Luo Song no longer intends to communicate with Lu Lu, "You guys are busy, I'll go..."

"Sounds very interesting, so this is the black market!" Lu Lu clapped his hands together, "Honey, let's go and have a look!"

"I will accompany you." Jiao's wife obediently said.

"..."

Dude, how did you know it was from the black market?

Luo Song held the door, turned and left.

"Assemble tomorrow afternoon, please bring hygiene products and garbage bags, prohibited items are prohibited from entering."

"Go slowly." Lu Lu watched Luo Song leave.

"Husband, the scorpion stings!" Jiao's wife covered her mouth and exclaimed.

"Wait! The antidote!" Lu Lu suddenly remembered the pain in his head, and immediately chased him out.

Baby Sixi yawned, with a strange taste in his mouth.

"Yah~~Yah~~"

<I'm going to brush my teeth. >

——Actually, as long as a full meal can be taken from Dad’s mouth, he can take another bite.