lazy man's wife

"What are you humming?" Jiao's wife raised her head with an unhappy face, "You think I want to see you so much?"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Master Jiaolong glared at Jiao's wife.

"Nineteen." Jiao's wife's elder brother's indifferent voice interrupted the quarrel that was about to start, "Take the child and show the father."

Jiao's wife pursed her mouth, and reluctantly handed over the only white and fat little bun left in Lu Lu's arms.

The ordinary-looking, even vulgar-looking old face of Mr. Jiaolong immediately burst into joy when he saw his chubby grandson.

It's a pity that Lord Jiaolong's face was horrified, and he immediately shuddered the little dumpling.

Immediately, Dumpling and Baozi grabbed his unreliable mother and yelled no!

Unfortunately, among all the people present, only Jiao's wife could understand what he said.

Faced with her son's cries, Jiao's wife did not hesitate, and immediately followed the elder brother's instructions, giving the buns if she wanted them.

As a result, the chubby dumpling baby was scooped into his arms by Grandpa Jiaolong's rough hands, and faced a terrifying little face.

Baby Dumpling pursed his mouth, tears began to form in his eyes, and was about to open the gate to release the water.

Seeing that Lord Jiaolong was also cautious, the eldest cousin laughed.

"Don't look at him being such a small one, it's also precious."

Looking at the elder brother again, he didn't show any leaked reaction, he was as normal as usual.

The other two babies are nestled in the arms of the eldest cousin.

"Wife, son..."

Lu Lu worriedly looked at his little son, who seemed to be thrown to death in an instant. He was really afraid that his father-in-law would be in a bad mood. His son's life should not be joked about!

Jiao's wife hummed twice, not much nervous.

"Don't worry about the child, he is more nervous than you."

"Is he more nervous than me?" Lu Lu was puzzled, "Could it be that he can still miss..."

Speaking of this, Lu Lu hastily covered his mouth - no bad words can be said!

Hearing Lu Lu's question, Jiao's wife actually laughed out loud. Fortunately, they had retreated a distance from Jiaolong's father-in-law, otherwise they would definitely attract attention.

"You can look at all the people here. They are all from my generation, that is, his children or nephews, but the only ones who can be regarded as grandchildren here are the three from our family."

Lu Lu was surprised for a moment, then smiled.

"It turns out that only the father-in-law of the Jiaolong family is highly productive."

"Humph."

Jiao's wife snorted, but there was also a hint of complacency on her face.

"I am not the only one who gave birth to a child, but I am the only one who dares to bring the child here. Because the other brothers and sisters have not really settled down. They may have ideas to have a child, but they have not settled down justifiably. , does not conform to the rules of the family, so they will not bring people back that time."

"Wife, we are also husband and child, and then we get married."

Lu Lu reminded his Jiao wife that if they came here without getting married, it would be against the rules!

"I'm different from them. They are afraid of my father, but it doesn't matter if he is mad at me."

"……why?"

Lu Lu really wanted to know if such a lawless Jiao wife was his lovely wife, wouldn't he be dropped by someone?

Jiao's wife actually wanted to piss off her father?

"I hate men who don't know what to do with love!!!"

This sentence was yelled out.

"..."

Jiao's wife's words mean that a whole boat of people has been killed with one blow.

Everyone who could hear this had their own reactions, but most of them froze.

Lu Lu snickered in his heart, so they all look alike.

It is said that "the dragon begets the dragon, the phoenix begets the phoenix, and the son of a mouse can make holes", as expected.

Lu Lu thought for a while, and came to the conclusion: his wife is the best, and he has no second thoughts.

"Father." The eldest brother spoke, but his voice was as cold as if he had just finished quick freezing, "Even if it's private time, you can't leave the guests behind. Go and do your work, as long as I'm here."

Lord Jiaolong looked indignantly at his nineteenth son who made him unable to step down, and reluctantly handed over his grandson.

Then, with a dark face, Lord Jiaolong was expelled by his son.

As soon as Lord Jiaolong left, all the guests felt their pressure disappear.

So the venue became lively again.

In this way, the cold situation is over.

The three babies returned to their father's side, and then clung to Lu Lu, refusing to let go.

They were protesting being thrown out as a "firetruck".

After that, without Jiaolong's father-in-law disturbing the situation, not only Lu Lu breathed a sigh of relief, but Lu Jin's mother and Luo Sang's father, who couldn't do anything, were also completely relaxed.

This level is over.

Thanks to Jiao's wife's hard work, if you have a child, you will have a peace talisman!

Next, Jiao's wife hugged the child and took Lu Lulu to start a first-class exclusive. She could call any relatives she met by name, and then reported the child, said a few words, and asked for welfare for the child straight to the point.

My relatives, especially brothers and sisters, don't need to be polite.

Seeing Jiao's wife coming over and understanding the reason for his visit, the brothers and sisters who had pockets were not reluctant to part with them. Just looking at these three nephews who were as rare as pimples made them so happy that they couldn't keep their eyes open.

Cousins ​​and cousins ​​who like these little guys even took out all the treasures, not to mention the small pockets filled with Jiao's wife, and some people gave him a few space bags.

What's more, he generously took down the gift and space items and threw it directly to Jiao's wife-"Give it to the children to play."

For this situation, Jiao's wife is very satisfied.

——Back then, he had bled so many times simply by giving out "partners" to others. This time, he wanted to make up for it all!

Thus, at the Dragon King Festival gathering, Jiao's wife and three children became the protagonists.

Lu Jin's mother and Luo Sang's father, two elders, were greeted by the eldest cousin and elder brother, and chatted.

This gathering is actually divided into two venues, one side is for those big people who come and go, and the other is for relatives and juniors of our own family - get together to create a lively scene, maybe there will be a good eye, and a few pairs can be formed. This reduced Lord Jiaolong's troubles.

After all, having more children in the family is also a problem!

So, Jiao's wife, who had been busy for a long time, finished harming her brothers and sisters contentedly, turned her head and pulled Lu Lu towards the other side - the big bosses there were the main dishes, and the previous ones were all appetizers!

So, taking advantage of the bustle and bustle of the scene before all the people arrived, Jiao's wife went to a bunch of gorgeously dressed women with the baby in her arms.

Lu Lu just followed Jiao's wife, so he didn't know who those people were.

When he and Jiao's wife stopped and stood in front of the group of women looking at them, they heard Jiao's wife speak.

"Mother, second aunt, third aunt, fourth aunt..."

Jiao's wife didn't look at the person carefully, and counted directly, until he stopped when he counted to 360 Liu Yiniang.

And those women are already happy.

"Little Nineteen, you are still missing a few!" A woman dressed in red and purple, who looks very similar to Youyou, stood up, "You have been out for a while, before you come back, your father Wang I took in a few clam spirits and fish demons, and I heard that there are two or three who came from the west across the ocean and cultivated a human form here, so they are reluctant to leave. That figure is really incomparable! "

Lu Lu was puzzled.

According to what she said, her husband has taken in so many people, but she feels... "showing off"?

Is there anyone in the aquarium who has many wives and who is capable?

Jiao's wife's expression didn't fluctuate much, to be exact, he was already numb.

"Are they there?"

"Yes, but I can't tell which one it is. There are too many people and it's a bit troublesome. I can't count them, haha."

"Just take it as my greeting."

Jiao's Wife didn't want to look at newcomers specifically, anyone who had so many "mothers" wouldn't be happy, right?

"to make!"

"Xiao Nineteen can do whatever she wants!"

"Come here quickly, is this your child?"

"Oh, look at this little face, it's so handsome!"

"Xiao Nineteen, what's the name of your guy?"

"..."

Immediately, 360 mothers-in-laws with more than six digits joined the battle, each of them opened their mouths and could bury Lu Lu with a single sentence.

So, before Lu Lu could understand those messy words, he was pushed into the middle by the over-enthusiastic mothers-in-law.

Some people took the opportunity to touch Lu Lu's body, and immediately got Jiao Wife's Hengmeiyan knife.

"Just kidding, hehe. You are too strict, Xiao Nineteen!"

"That's right! It's really tender..."

A mother-in-law who knew she said something wrong covered her mouth and squatted down, and was immediately overwhelmed by other mother-in-laws.

Jiao's wife snorted, hugged Lu Lu, and threw the child out.

Immediately, the mothers-in-law scrambled to snatch it.

Seeing the children in a sea of ​​misery, they all had ugly expressions of fear, and Jiao's wife didn't care - he only cared about her husband's innocence, not the children's innocence.

"Play slowly, and when you've had enough, you'll take out the meeting gift, the money for the full moon wine, the red envelopes for the 200-day celebration, and birthday gifts from one year old to 200 years old. Next time, I must wait until [-] years later to come back!"

"It's easy to say, all these things are given to my golden grandson!" A mother-in-law has already taken off her necklace and bracelet, and stuffed a bunch of things into Jiao's wife's hands.

When the others saw this, they also started digging out things at their own expense. Lu Lu was stunned to see it.

Don't look at these mother-in-laws shouting "Little Nineteen" and "Little Nineteen", it seems that they treat their wives very well, and their wives seem to be very famous among the many children of Jiaolong?

Thinking of this, Lu Lu couldn't help but start to wonder whether his wife had a bad reputation or a good reputation.

After all, just playing with a child in his arms can mobilize everyone so much.

Even if he had just seen how huge the harem Jiaolong Qianfu had, and what a huge group of children he had, Lu Lu could still imagine how difficult it is to count the population of this family.

It is actually very easy for a person to be unnoticed by the inconspicuous, as long as he is thrown into the crowd.

However, it is much more difficult for a person to be remembered among many people.

What kind of "good things" did his good wife do?