lazy man's wife

"Nineteen! Do you really want to die?" The long-haired woman Jiaojiao lowered her face, and she looked around, "Leave quickly before anyone knows you're back."

"I don't want it!" Jiao's wife snorted, "I want to go in standing up, come out standing up, and never come out sideways."

"Don't say such unlucky words." Lu Jin's mother frowned, and hit Jiao's wife on the head, "Say more auspicious words."

Jiao's wife stuck out her tongue and smiled.

"I want to implement the policy that the sky is three feet high! Scrape the ground up to three feet! Mom, let's go back quickly."

Lu Jin's mother smiled and looked at the long-haired woman whose eyes almost fell out, and then touched Jiao's wife where he knocked on her head.

"Your father is difficult?"

"One thing, in fact, it's not bad when he's not difficult. His bad temper is well-known far and wide, and he's even less popular than a latrine."

"Pfft..." Cousin Jiaojiao couldn't help laughing.

"Then look, who can fight him or me?" Lu Jin's mother was still smiling, like a fox.

Jiao's wife hesitated for a moment.

"It's hard to say. My father's skill may have been tens of thousands of years. Mom, you... seem to be a little bit worse."

In fact, it is "a lot worse", but sometimes Jiao's wife likes to say a little more tactful words-of course, except when dealing with Lu Lu.

"I don't care about this." Lu Jin's mother took Jiao's wife's hand, "We didn't come to fight. Besides, during the Dragon King Festival, many of your relatives walked around, and we were the ones who suffered the most. Daughter-in-law , you have to pay attention, once your father and king have a tendency to turn against you, immediately go to your brothers and sisters from previous years, and they will protect you more or less."

"Yes, yes, yes, yes!" Cousin Jiaojiao responded quickly, "There are quite a few people here today, and the eldest cousin and the others are also here. The third uncle will never treat you in front of us. That... mother-in-law? No, is it aunt? "

"Hehe, whatever you want is fine." Lu Jin's mother was still gentle.

"Auntie, why do you take a fancy to my difficult cousin? He is notoriously difficult to provoke. Basically, the older relatives in the family dote on him too much. He doesn't have the bearing and temperament of an adult at all Experience. To be honest, I feel worthless for you."

"Shut up!" Jiao's wife frowned. "Don't slander me!"

"Do you dare to deny what I said? Do you want to say that they are not true?"

"Huh╭(╯^╰)╮" Jiao's wife turned her head.

Lu Jin's mother and Luo Sang's father laughed.

Cousin Jiaojiao proudly provokes Jiao's wife.

Lu Lu laughed, hurriedly pulled Jiao's wife from between his parents, and stuffed the baby into his arms.

Once she is worried about the baby, Jiao's wife will think twice before doing things.

Cousin Jiaojiao was pleasantly surprised when she also saw the three cute little buns.

"Yeah! Give me one!"

"No! I gave birth to this!" Jiao's wife protected the calf, and turned around to prevent Jiaojiao from seeing the children.

However, with all three babies in his arms, it was a bit difficult, and he couldn't hide it even if he wanted to.

"Stingy! Little Nineteen is the meanest!" Jiaojiao snorted and stomped her feet.

Lu Lu was sweating.

"When are we going down? It's getting dark."

"This is..."

"Hey, wait a minute!" Jiaojiao preempted Jiao's wife and stopped him, "The water is too cold now, do you want to leave it like this? How can you take care of the health of the three children?"

"I have water-preventing beads." Jiao's wife showed off and took out six beads, "It happens to be one for each person."

Jiaojiao shook her head.

"Say you're stupid, don't deny it. Forgot what my cousin is?"

After saying this, Jiaojiao put her hips on her hips, waiting for a compliment.

Jiao's wife tilted her head, puzzled.

"I remember, you went to learn tailoring?"

"Ah, I want to eat you!" Jiaojiao almost vomited blood! "I'm studying weapon refining! I specialize in refining magic weapons! Where's the tailor!"

"I remember my mother praised you for your good stitching, and the embroidered prawns are colorful."

Jiaojiao covered her face, she was on the verge of crying, and her anger grew even stronger.

"What I embroidered are mandarin ducks! Not prawns!!! That's the bad eyes of Third Auntie!"

"So it's a mandarin duck?" Jiao's wife laughed, "I thought it was a loach."

"I'm furious!"

Finally, Lu Lu couldn't help laughing.

Lu Jin's mother and Luo Sang's father also laughed.

Jiaojiao let out a heavy breath, suppressed the anger in her heart, took out a glazed cup and threw it to Jiao's wife.

"Take it!"

"what?"

Jiao's wife catches it quickly and holds it in front of her eyes.

"A magic weapon to avoid water and fire..." Jiaojiao frowned, as if she felt that it was too troublesome to explain, so she took the glass cup away, "I'll take you down, you don't know how to use it."

"Thank you." Lu Lu sincerely thanked them. It was good luck to meet someone who helped them.

"Don't thank me in a hurry. When you see my third uncle getting angry later, remember how far you have run."

"...Understood." Lu Lu was almost speechless.

Finally, a group of people went into the water.

It's really cold underwater.

Jiaojiao controlled the glazed cup to grow bigger, covering everyone in it. Lu Lu suddenly shut himself into the upside-down cup stupidly, but his feet felt like he was walking on the ground.Outside the transparent wall, you can also see the fish and shrimp swimming around, as well as aquatic plants, and the water color is not clear.

Slowly, Lu Lu saw them moving towards a spot of light.

When he saw it clearly, Lu Lu discovered that it was an underwater palace.

A house like a real Crystal Palace, crystal clear.

Moreover, there are many small fish and shrimps here, and they look full of size.

Seeing that the palace was getting closer and closer, more and more figures were seen one after another.

"Here it is, you all go in with me later. Little Nineteen, please remember, you must go to the eldest cousin first!"

Jiaojiao stopped at the door, and everyone who came and went greeted her.

There are also people who saw Jiao's wife, and they were all surprised by Jiao's wife's obedient appearance.

Lu Lu tried it, and he found that he could breathe underwater.

Before Jiaojiao had time to respond to the person who greeted her, she hurried inside with Jiao's wife.

Jiaojiao breathed a sigh of relief when she saw a group of women clustered together.

"Follow me." Jiaojiao led the way.

Lu Lu and the others also followed. Jiao's wife looked reluctant, but she didn't object.

At this time, a woman who was surrounded in the middle looked over. She saw Jiao's wife who was snuggling with Lu Lu, especially the expression on Jiao's wife's face, so she raised her eyebrows.

"Yo, what's the matter? Are you angry?"

The crowd moved away immediately, and Jiao's wife pulled Lu Lu forward.

"Big cousin." Jiao's wife called out in confusion and unwillingness.

"Hehe, why are you so obedient today?"

The woman called Big Cousin looks like she is only in her 20s. She has curly hair permed and is wearing fashionable clothes.

Jiao's wife did not answer the eldest cousin's question, but pulled Lu Lu forward half a step.

"This is my husband."

"..."

Suddenly, a small area of ​​the entire venue fell silent.

With the hearing ability of all creatures here, it is impossible for them not to hear Jiao's wife.

However, they do not want to admit that what they heard was from above.

The feeling of coldness made Lu Lu feel embarrassed.

He pulled Jiao's wife.

Jiao's wife didn't move, he pulled her over and hid in Lu Lu's arms, looked at one of his babies, and continued to introduce.

"This is my eldest son."

It was cold again, but someone gasped.

"Honey, this is Sixi." Lu Lu sweated and reminded.

", then he is the second son, Lu Yuan."

Jiao's wife didn't feel that she had made a mistake at all. He hugged his son in his arms without warming it up, and handed it to his eldest cousin generously.

The eldest cousin's stiff face twisted, she stretched out her hand, and took her nephew.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the little bun moved his position, he immediately pursed his mouth.

The eldest cousin's eyes were full of panic, and she quickly hugged Sixi baby tightly, shaking her head.

"~~~~Don't cry, don't cry~~"

Suddenly, the sound of falling to the ground continued endlessly.

Baby Sixi still pouted his mouth, then stretched out his little meaty claws, and directly grabbed the necklace of his eldest cousin.

"Here, here, as long as you don't cry!" The eldest cousin freed one hand, grabbed the necklace, and stuffed it into Baby Sixi's hand.

Baby Sixi got the necklace, smiled broadly, and moved her limbs wildly. The other paw immediately slapped the big cousin's face and pulled it.

The eldest cousin immediately turned black.

Then, Baby Sixi's smiling elder mouth showed a tooth and was still drooling. He picked up the clothes of the eldest cousin and moved forward, leaving a saliva mark on her face.

The fragrant kiss with the scent of milk immediately brought back the memory of the dark-faced eldest cousin, and she immediately laughed.

"Little thing, so you know how to return gifts?"

This time, the atmosphere relaxed.

Seeing that Baby Sixi's "sales" were very good, Jiao's wife immediately found out the next baby.

"Husband?" Jiao's wife blinked at Lu Lu, pretending to be cute.

"...This is the boss's meal." Lu Lu understood Jiao's wife's question, and gave him the answer embarrassingly.

"." Jiao's wife nodded and scanned around, seeing countless women ready to move.

"Fanfan? Come here, let my aunt hug me!"

A woman whose wife seemed to have only a faint impression stretched out her hand, and was about to get close to her.

At this time, Jiao's wife felt the more and more obvious aura behind her, and turned around immediately.

Only then did Lu Lu see a very handsome man standing behind them, and his aura was quite pressured.

"Brother." Jiao's wife obediently called out, and then swiftly stuffed the baby into his hand.

The handsome guy was stunned for not knowing why, obviously he had just entered the hall and didn't hear Jiao's wife's previous words.

"What is this doing? Whose child?"

"This is the boss of my family."

Jiao's wife replied with a smile, his face was very bright, but Lu Lu felt that this smile was a bit cautious.

"When was it born? Whose daughter do you like?"

The handsome guy was very friendly, he hugged Fanfan Baobao, looked at his big eyes, and smiled.

Immediately, Baby Fanfan started laughing, and stretched out his two little hands to the handsome guy for a hug.

The handsome guy immediately pulled him closer and rubbed against his cheek.

Jiao's wife took a step back and took a deep breath.

"Brother, I gave birth to this."

"What did you say?" The handsome guy smiled softly, and he just looked at Jiao's wife like this.

Lu Lu suddenly felt a crisis.