lazy man's wife

one second.

two seconds.

three seconds.

"puff……"

"Ha ha……"

"Hehehe..."

The entire classroom erupted in loud laughter.

All the students, those who pounded the table, smashed the benches, and even smashed the wall, couldn't help laughing.

Jiao's wife also laughed, only Lu Lu looked at Professor Bai Ye in embarrassment.

"You went to the back mountain?" The professor's voice was not obvious in the roaring laughter, but fortunately they were standing close enough. "Haven't you learned how to be good? You even ran around."

"Don't teach my husband a lesson!" Jiao's wife protected the cub, and immediately stood in front of the road.

"Forget it, go to the seat quickly, and give me the fish." Bai Ye glanced at Lu Lu with a stiff face, took the fish in his hand, smiled and shook his head. "Remember to go to my house for dinner at night, Xiaoye misses you."

Lu Lu responded suspiciously.

"understood."

Professor Bai Ye, who suddenly became kind, made Lu Lu feel vigilant, but what was even more strange to him was that his cousin wanted to see him, but he had to convey it through the professor.

What is the mobile phone for?

When Professor Bai Ye walked out of the classroom with the fish, Lu Lu and Jiao's wife quickly found Du Kang's location.

When they sat down, Du Kang hadn't regained his composure, and almost fell down laughing.

"Lu... Lu Lu, I beg you..." Du Kang couldn't open his eyes with a smile, "Even if you don't like class, don't make fun of me as soon as you come to the classroom. I haven't laughed many times in a whole year." More than this month."

"This month will pass soon, and it will be next month soon." After finishing his dry complaints, Lu Lu placed the notebook, and the feathers inside the notebook fell off instantly.

Du Kang suddenly fell silent, staring at the feathers on the table in horror.

"Lu Lu, tell me the truth, do you know what my cousin's pet is?"

Du Kang's voice was trembling, and he instantly fell from the changed atmosphere into the terrifying ice layer.

—Hope it's not what I thought it would be!

"Youyou's pet?" Lu Lu raised his eyebrows, "Why do I have to know this? Is her pet famous?"

"..." Du Kang froze all of a sudden.

Seeing this, Lu Lu immediately questioned him.

"You mean it? What's the problem?"

"My cousin Youyou has one of the biggest characteristics." Du Kang paused and lowered his voice, "She was born with color blindness, she couldn't distinguish colors, but she didn't know when she developed a hobby of painting her face. "

"I know." Lu Lu thought of the terrifying oil paint on Youyou's face and her colorful clothes.

No matter how crowded the crowd is, as long as you look at it from a distance, you can see Youyou, she is absolutely outstanding.

"So, my cousin started to wear make-up and ordered clothes with strong colors. She also ate assorted vegetables, assorted fruits, and assorted candies. As long as there is the most colorful thing, she likes it."

"I can understand it, it's a paranoia."

Lu Lu nodded, expressing sympathy for Youyou, and even more sympathy for Du Kang who grew up with Youyou.

He had only seen one such paranoid man.

Thinking of the full white room, Lu Lu shuddered.

I hope I don't see a third one!

"Then, let's get to the point." Du Kang took a deep breath, almost crying, "My cousin's pet has a weeping baby bird, and its colorful feathers are my cousin's favorite! You have caused a big disaster Yes! Those feathers are his! There's only one singing baby bird in the whole school!"

Lu Lu was stiff, he turned his head away after a pause.

Jiao's wife also understood Du Kang's meaning, and he immediately put away the feathers he was playing with in his hand.

"You haven't seen any feathers, you know?"

Lu Lu is hypnotizing Du Kang.

"It's useless, bro." Du Kang wept tears of sympathy, "My cousin is colorblind, not blind, she can see anything in her pet's field of vision, and her pet is guarding all the dark whistles in the academy. "

"..." Immediately, the scene of iceberg collision and volcanic eruption appeared in Lu Lu's mind.

"Boring." Jiao's wife curled her lips, "She's clearly just peeping."

"Sister-in-law, please, don't tell the truth even if it is true." Du Kang begged for mercy.

Calling "Sister-in-law", Jiao's wife was so happy that she immediately forgot about being peeped by Youyou's pet.

At this time, Professor Bai Ye came back.

The course started normally.

When get out of class was over, Lu Lu and Jiao's wife were left alone by Professor Bai Ye.

"Go to my house at night and be there on time."

"I'll be there on time." Lu Lu hadn't seen Cousin Li Ye for a long time, "The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, is he still going home?"

"I'll go ask." Bai Ye lowered his eyes, then raised them quickly, "The smell on your body..."

Lu Lu suddenly turned into an embarrassing face, and looked at Jiao's wife helplessly.

"Honey, what did you smell like to me?"

"The one who just climbed up by the lake doesn't have many things." Jiao's wife said with a blushing face.

When mentioning the lake, Lu Lu's face immediately became unnatural, he understood.

"Lu Lu, is there an extra demon spirit beside you? A demon spirit of this level has a deep cultivation, so you have to be careful."

Bai Ye finally said what he had to say.

Lu Lu breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's okay, what you smell should be my mother, his vixen."

Bai Ye looked at Lu Lu with a strange expression, and then at Jiao's wife.

He seemed to be holding back a smile.

"I'm going back first, you must be there on time."

Finally, Lu Lu and Jiao's wife restored their world.

"Wife." Lu Lu touched Jiao's wife's hand and held it. "The smell on my body is always your fault, right?"

"╭(╯＾╰)╮" Jiao's wife pursed her lips, her ears turned red, "So what?"

"Should I also leave you some souvenirs?" Lu Lu laughed, the problem of taste had troubled him for a long time.

"Isn't what I have in my stomach yours? Isn't that enough?"

Jiao's wife took Lu Lu's hand and placed it on his lower abdomen.

The already protruding lower abdomen was a little hard, and a short distance away, there was their growing child inside.

Thinking of the child, Lu Lu smirked.

Jiao's wife looked at Lu Lu with a smirk, and burst out laughing.

Two stupid fathers, new fathers, only care about joy.

The two left hand in hand and walked out of the school gate.

No matter how many people looked at their clasped hands and made strange comments along the way, they just pretended they didn't see or hear them.

Life, as long as you feel happy with the one you love, it will be complete.

When he got home, Lu Lu smelled the fragrance as soon as he entered the door.

"Lu Lu, it's just in time to come back, go downstairs to make soy sauce!"

Lu Jin's mother walked out holding her waist.

Even though he was just pregnant with a child, his belly was already bulging.

Lu Lu sometimes wondered if his younger brother had too much nutrition, so he couldn't wait to come into the world.

Think of the size of the fox, and look at Lu Jin's mother now.

Involuntarily, Lu Lu felt something floating in his heart, but he just couldn't grasp it.

Then, Lu Lu, who had just entered the door, went out again and quickly bought soy sauce.

When he walked in the door, a flash of light flashed in Lu Lu's mind.

"Mom, when you gave birth to me, did you use a human form or a fox form?"

"With the appearance of a fox, can I give birth to you?" Lu Jin's mother rolled her eyes, "You weighed eight pounds when you were just born! An eight-pound fox! Almost killed me!"

"Mom..." Lu Lu approached Lu Jin's mother and grabbed his hand, "Have you ever thought about what it would be like if your grandson was born?"

"It's useless to think about anything, he's going to be born anyway, he can look whatever he likes." Lu Jin's mother was very open, "Take care of your body obediently, and don't treat Xiao Xian badly. It is already a grievance to let him give birth to a child like a dragon."

"Mom, what are you talking about?" Lu Xianjiao's wife immediately put down the apple she was gnawing in her hand, came to Lu Jin's mother, hugged his arm and acted like a baby, "I like Lu Lu, he is a good person. I like it very much. Our children are never wronged or wronged."

"Good guy" Lu Lu rubbed his nose and laughed.

Lu Jin's mother shook her head and sighed, leaving Lu Lu aside.

"Aren't you going to Xiaoye's house? That child has grown up now, right? I remember he played with you when he was young, and he was still a little fat ball."

"That happened so many years ago." Lu Lu almost couldn't remember when he first met cousin Li Ye. He realizes his sexuality.

"Hurry up and pack up. They are all married people. You need to bring gifts when you leave relatives. You haven't prepared anything yet."

Lu Lu thought of those five fish embarrassingly.

"I'm done giving gifts."

Before dinner, Lu Lu and Jiao's wife were kicked out, and they headed towards Cousin Li Ye's house.

"Honey, you said there is something wrong with the cousin and the professor?"

"That's how you see it? You're stupid enough."

"I'm wondering if the curse on my cousin will come true."

"Curse?" Jiao's wife seemed to be taken aback, "Is there anyone who can use curse now?"

"My cousin ran into evil when he was young. My uncle said that a passing ghost haunted my cousin. Since then, my cousin has been unlucky, and his luck has been very bad. When we fell in love, we talked about it once and failed once. Either the other party cheated, or Some people take love by sword."

"...He should have bumped into Yuelao."

"After that, my cousin looked away, and he simply found someone he liked and started living together." Lu Lu then talked about Li Ye's love history, because every time Cousin Li Ye fell in love, he would find Lu Lu and cry, so Lu Lu told Li Ye The deepest understanding of the situation.

Sometimes when chatting, Li Ye would ask him suspiciously—"Have I really been in love with this kind of person?"

When Lu Lu and the others came to Li Ye's house, they just stood in front of the door when it opened.

"Xiaobai is right, you are really here."

Cousin Li Ye is wearing casual home clothes, looking dewy and tender, and there is an undisguised charm in his eyebrows and eyes.

"come on in!"

Li Ye pushed Lu Lu and Jiao's wife into the door.

"Xiaobai brought back five very fat fish, just in time for cooking!"

Lu Lu and Jiao's wife looked at each other—it turned out that he really brought the fish back!