lazy man's wife

Sure enough, fairies and humans are different?

Lu Lu watched the three elders of his family happily discussing the name of the child's future. He found that his life had become very unrealistic, and it was realistic to go back to sleep.

"Honey, let's go warm the bed."

Lu Lu pulled Jiao's wife, who was listening to the conversation of the three elders with staring eyes, and ran back to the bedroom without looking back.

He really didn't dare to face the reality anymore. He would rather everything was fake. He was still sleeping and hadn't encountered these strange things. Then, his life would be free.

The sound of sleep, the cool night breeze, and delicious food, it would be better if he didn't have to move.

"Lu Lu!" Jiao's wife, who understood her heart, grabbed Lu Lu's ear, "Do you want to make me angry?"

"Oh! Wife, let go!" Lu Lu cried out in pain, he hugged Jiao's wife's hand, "I'm just daydreaming, don't worry about it, am I already with you?"

"But your heart is not here."

"What's the matter? I've been looking at you, staying with you, and thinking about you and my child." Lu Lu carefully apologized, and then returned to the bed with his arms around Jiao's wife who was looking bad, "Let me listen Listen, has our son spoken?"

"Fuck you!" Jiao's wife's complexion finally turned from cloudy to sunny, and when he smiled, he looked very beautiful.

Jiao's wife smiled and Lu Lu's little heart plopped, and immediately hugged Jiao's wife lazily, cheering and sending him back to the bed.

"Be careful!"

"I'm watching, I won't fall to you."

"It overwhelms my stomach, you are not allowed to move there!"

"My son, have you been crushed?"

Lu Lu hurriedly stroked Jiao's wife's stomach to comfort him. Although Lu Xian still had something hard in his stomach, it was hard to tell if it was an eggshell, and he didn't dare to neglect his precious child.

If you accidentally lose your child, it can be fatal.

Seeing Lu Lu's light hands and feet, Jiao's wife's eyes almost disappeared from laughter.

"Honey, does our child look like you or me?"

"Who do you want him to look like?" Jiao's wife asked back.

"... Can I choose this too?"

"Of course...not." Jiao's wife slapped Lu Lu's hand, and knocked off the hand on his stomach. He was out of shape from a good figure, and he didn't want Lu Lu to see it. "Even if I was born a meatball, you have to raise it!"

"Honey, you can't curse us for having a baby!" Lu Lu covered Jiao's wife's mouth, "I will definitely raise him well."

"That's right." Jiao's wife was triumphant.

Lu Lu suddenly remembered something, and his face turned pale.

"Honey, can goblins really take advantage of family planning? If they can't take advantage of it, wouldn't our child be a real black household?"

"You're really worthless!" Jiao's wife wrinkled her nose and tapped on Lu Lu's head, "Which one of our Jiaolong's children is not superborn? They are still living in the human body, and I haven't seen the Family Planning Commission investigate the seabed. !"

"Even if they want to investigate, they won't be able to go down to the bottom of the sea." However, Lu Lu finally felt relieved.

Jiao's wife raised her head and lifted the quilt beside her, "Sleep with me."

Lu Lu climbed up swiftly, and quickly put his hand into Jiao's wife's clothes.

"What are you doing?" Jiao's wife grabbed Lu Lu's hand.

"Of course I serve my wife, hehe."

"Take off the paw!" Jiao's wife slapped Lu Lu's hand away with a smile, "Hold me to wash!"

"My wife is so clean that she doesn't need washing."

Lu Lu didn't want to waste time at such a time, so he wanted to press on Rouge.

"go away!"

"No." Lu Lu buried his head into Lu Xian's neck, "My wife really smells good."

Lu Xian blushed and didn't want to push Lu Lu away, just like that, half pushed and half wiped out.

Then the next day, Lu Lu felt refreshed again, completely free from the previous weakness symptoms, which was very strange in his heart.

However, after a whole night of tossing, Jiao's wife fell asleep and couldn't get up.

Because he got up early, Lu Lu saw his cheap father Luo Sang making breakfast again.

The more Lu Lu thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, he ran into the kitchen, blushed, yelled "Dad" falteringly, and then asked quickly, trying to cover up the word "Dad" at the top.

While cooking, Luosang listened to Lu Lu finish his questions with a smile on his face.

"You mean, you want to know why you feel better about yourself?"

Lu Lu nodded, "I feel very strange."

"It's actually not surprising. Your power is slowly awakening. The medicine that Xiaojin gave you is a great tonic. It also has a part of its function to release the seal of the remaining demon power in your body. Slowly, you will find I have some fox habits, but those habits will not endanger your human life. Lu Lu, to be honest, do you like me and your mother?"

Lu Lu blushed and his eyes wandered.

"I have no problem living with you."

Luo Sang laughed, "Go and sit down, we can eat right away."

Lu Lu ran away in a panic - waiting for food is happiness!

Not long after, Lu Jin's mother walked out holding her waist.

As soon as she walked into the living room, Lu Jin's mother ignored her son, only saw her husband, and immediately pestered her to ask for a kiss.

"Honey, yesterday was really comfortable."

"As long as you like it." Luo Sang's father stroked Lu Jin's mother's belly in a good-tempered manner, and kissed him on the nose. "We're trying something else tonight."

"How are you~~" Lu Jin's mother punched Luosang's father on the shoulder, but it seemed limp and powerless.

Luo Sang's father started to laugh, his eyes slowly filled with images of Lu Jin's mother.

The scene of the young couple making fun of each other makes Lu Lu almost want to get under the table, it's really...

"Indecent, indecent!" Mother Lu came out.

"Uncle, aunt, you can already be an old couple, so don't show up here." Mother Lu walked to the table and kicked Lu Lu, "If you don't dig your wife up, no matter how you play at night, you have to play during the day." Have a meal."

Lu Lu wished he could find a crack in the ground and get in.

In the end, Jiao's wife was carried out by Lu Lu.

Looking at the weak Jiao wife, and thinking about how domineering he was before, Lu Jin's mother couldn't help but sigh.

This son really has no restraint.

His physical fitness has improved, but he doesn't even know how to be considerate of his wife.

"Lu Lu, don't bully Xiao Xian."

"How can I?" Lu Lu felt wronged.

In the past, I couldn't satisfy my wife and was ridiculed by my mother for lack of dignity, but now I am scolded by my mother because of too many records.

Sure enough, he couldn't please.

After the meal was over, Jiao's wife went back to sleep to raise the child again.

Lu Lu and Luo Sang went out to class, and only Lu Jin's mother and Lu's mother were left in the house. After making tea, they sat on the balcony and started chatting.

Afterwards, after lunch, it was time to send Mother Lu off.

After sending mother Lu to the train, Lu Lu returned home, looked at Qingqing my parents, looked at the pink and tender wife, touched the sons in the wife's belly, and felt that his current life was very satisfied.

the only thing that is missing--

"Honey, it's hot~~"

Jiao's wife lifted the quilt and muttered.

Lu Lu immediately served his wife in a desperate manner, and removed the quilt.

"I want to drink water..." Jiao's wife looked at Lu Lu with misty eyes, almost taking his soul away.

Lu Lu shook, then stood up to pour water.

After waiting for his wife and adults to drink water, Lu Lu touched Jiao's wife's face and began to tell jokes to adjust the atmosphere and soothe his emotions.

Not long after, Jiao's wife hummed and chirped.

"husband……"

"What's the matter?" Lu Lu, who had become a wife slave, turned his head immediately, trying to hear Lu Xian's words clearly.

Lu Xian grabbed Lu Lu's collar, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Lu Lu immediately lifted the quilt, picked up his wife and rushed to the bathroom.

"Honey, is it big or small?" Lu Lu asked attentively.

As soon as Lu Xian hit the ground, he immediately pushed against the door.

"go out!"

"Let me help you."

"No!" Lu Xian blushed.Rarely shy.

"Bang!" The door was closed by Jiao's wife, shaking the hollow glass on the door.

There was a sound of pattering water, and Lu Lu stood guard at the door like a pervert who was stalking people, and he didn't feel anything wrong with him at all.

When Lu Xian came out and saw Lu Lu still standing outside the door, his face turned red as if he was on fire.

"Honey, let me help you next time?"

"Lu Lu!" Jiao's wife was furious, and finally got a long-lost outburst.

Ping ping ping bang, Lu Lu was severely beaten, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

In the next room, Lu Jin's mother, who was studying the weather, fell silent for a moment, then picked up a book on the bedside and read it with relish.

——This son, he really lost his mind and went crazy. He lost his normal state and became so strange.

The dinner was made by Luo Sang's father when he came back. Although he wondered why Lu Lu had turned into a pig's head when he didn't see him all afternoon, Sheng had a connection with his parents, and when he saw Lu Jin's wink, he didn't ask.

There are very few recreational activities at night in Lu Lu, especially as a person who has adapted to high-intensity night life, he suddenly finds that he has evolved, and he feels even more uncomfortable.So, Lu Lu began to think about it.

After finishing the work, Lu Lu hugged the tired and humming Lu Xian.

"Honey, are we still getting married?"

Lu Xianjiao's wife has been summoned by Duke Zhou to take away half of her soul, and now she can hardly open her eyes.

"You decide……"

"Honey, I've thought about it. If we really have too many children, I'll put them aside, take out a bunch of names, and let them draw lots. Do you think it's okay?"

"It's up to you……"

"Wife..."

This kind of dialogue went back and forth several times, and Lu Lu, who didn't get any advice, could only watch his wife fall asleep obediently.

— Quiet like an angel.

Such a sentence popped into Lu Lu's mind, the more he looked at the route, the more he liked it.

This wife is cute and beautiful, and she doesn't spend money recklessly. Although she is a little arrogant and domineering, she loves him more than anything else.

And, you can have kids.

What a rare and superb wife.

Thinking of the child, Lu Lu's eyes lit up.

"Honey, let me take a look behind you? Can the sons come out? Will they get stuck?"

"Look...see for yourself..." Jiao's Wife hummed, obviously he understood Lu Lu's words.

"Hey..." Lu Lu was gearing up.

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