lazy man's wife

Although Lu Lu is still at a confused stage in his life, after hearing his wife's request, he still considers the consequences if he does not take active actions.

Then, Lu Lu thought of his mother's order, and thought that Lu Xian might have activated the "vomiting drama" special skill.

Finally, after a few seconds passed, Lu Lu patted Lu Xian's butt.

"Get on the bed and get down."

"Yeah." Lu Xian nodded like a puppy, ran back to the bed with a whoosh, then undressed and untied his belt.

"Husband, come over and have a look~~~" Jiao's wife's "suma" cry is like termites eating the beams of the house--the wood can become weak!

Lu Lu was so called that he could barely stand, he shook his head.

"Dig your ass!"

Lu Xianjiao's wife immediately put on a posture, pouted obediently.

"Husband, what's going on? Why does my stomach always feel uncomfortable these two days?"

Lu Lu took a closer look and saw the pink and tender flesh.

"A bit red." - Definitely from too much use!

"Pierce in and take a look."

"No, it's daytime."

"Come on~~~"

Lu Lu trembled three times, "I'll go out and have a look, the clothes I washed today haven't been put away yet."

"Honey, you don't love me anymore!"

"..."

—I never said I love you, did I?

Lu Lu felt guilty for a while. It turned out that he ate everyone, but he didn't make any promises.

"You despise me as an old man, not as good as the flowers and plants outside. You want the red apricot to come out of the wall and look at the little fox outside..." Thinking of her mother-in-law's attributes, Lu Xian immediately covered his mouth, "Looking at the seductive woman outside..." Little goblin, you must not be able to remember her. Beep, beep..."

Lu Lu was hairy all over, this crying sound was too terrifying!

So, Lu Lu rushed forward, held down and talked and sang about the sad man's wife.

"I'll stab you to death today!" Lu Lu bared his teeth.

"Come on!" Lu Xian challenged.

Lu Lu immediately lay down short of breath, pressing on Lu Xian.

"Can I buy a coffin and bury myself to sleep..."

"You can't think about this until after you die. Now, you should love him well~~"

Lu Lu gritted his teeth, grabbed Jiao's wife and gnawed them together, until both of them were out of breath.

"See if you are sharp-tongued?"

Lu Lu gnawed, touched, and caught fire himself. Looking at Lu Xianshui's tender skin, and thinking about seeing the haggard "humanoid creature" in the mirror, he sighed in his heart——as expected, a goblin was born. It is harmful!

"Who told you to ignore him." Jiao's wife complained.

Lu Xian's little hands slipped into Lu Lu's clothes, and he pulled them off lightly.

Lu Lu was angry and funny, and he still felt a little guilty.

"I'll take good care of you and fix you!"

"Hmm, welcome."

"It's so slippery, did you put something on it?"

"People don't use that kind of thing. I said that my stomach has been uncomfortable for the past two days."

"..." Lu Lu's face darkened.

"Honey, I checked, it's not dirty."

"You've checked it, and why do I check it?" Lu Lu waited for Jiao's wife.

"My mother-in-law said, to create a little fun between husband and wife! And I'm a beauty, which seems to be a natural advantage."

"Never mind!" Lu Lu had already loaded his gun and couldn't brake the brakes!

So, you enter me, and you back me even tighter! —— of harmony.

In the end, when Lu Lu woke up with his warm wife in his arms, although the weather was still cloudy, he was in a good mood, and almost wiped away his previous fatigue, which was normal—somewhat abnormal!

Lu Lu looked at the person in the mirror, touched his chin that had lost several circles—I should be more haggard, right?

Snapped!

The door to the public bathroom in the house was slammed open.

Luo Sang's father appeared with the same chicken coop head as Lulu, and he still held a box in his hand.

"Here, your mother asked me to bring it here."

Luosang yawned and handed the box to Lu Lu.

"What is this?"

"Your daughter-in-law uses good things that won't hurt you." Luo Sang left the things behind, turned around, and then looked back at Lu Lu, "Son, you should be exercising, but you need your mother to give you advice, alas !"

Lu Lu's hand holding the box was trembling, this could not be the legend - super tonic!

he will die!Definitely the one who died on the bed!

When Lu Lu finished washing, seeing that Luo Sang had started cooking, he threw the box in the cupboard in a somewhat bored manner.

"Luo...Dad..." Lu Lu hummed in a mosquito-like voice.

Luo Sang, who was cooking, froze immediately, then threw away the spatula, and pulled down the corner of his mouth that couldn't help but pull it off with his hands.

He pretended to be nonchalant, but he didn't dare to turn around because he couldn't control his ecstasy.

"Cough, what's the matter?"

"Didn't see you for a few days? Get up early, aren't you afraid of hurting yourself?" Lu Lu asked around the bend.

Luo Sang almost laughed, his shoulders trembled uncontrollably.

"Your mother likes to do it, of course I have to follow him."

"..." Wife slave!

"Actually, your mother gave birth to a child once, and the situation was better." Luo Sang continued, "The day before yesterday, your mother also said that Xiao Xian seems to have reached the mating period, so his temper has been more irritable recently, you should do everything Follow him, or you may see blood. As Xiaoxian, it is easy to get through this period. As long as he nods, in fact, there are many aquariums who will show hospitality to him. But he only guards you, I am afraid It's almost out of control."

Lu Lu was so frightened by the news that he couldn't speak.

Seeing only the side of his wife acting like a baby, Lu Lu almost forgot to consider his wife's thoughts.

"In addition, Jiaolong in the spawning period will be more docile to her husband, but will become more irritable when facing outsiders. You must protect your daughters-in-law and not let him appear outdoors alone, let alone let him Be alone with other people."

"The child is still early." Lu Lu muttered.

"If you say you're stupid, you still don't believe it." Luo Sang finally turned around, but he couldn't hide the gentle look in his eyes, making Lu Lu feel almost chilled. "The whole house smells like that, and you didn't even smell it."

"Which flavor?"

Why is it a matter of taste again!It's as if his nose is out of order. Others can smell it, but he doesn't know it!

Luo Sang shook his head, he was very disappointed in this son.

"You go back and press your wife's stomach, I guarantee he is not indigestion."

Lu Lu was confused and wandered back to his room.

In the room, Lu Xian was sleeping soundly, drooling.

His sleeping appearance is rare and well-behaved, and his whole body is pink and tender, making Lu Lu's heart itch when he sees it.

Lu Lu stretched out his hand to touch Lu Xian's waist, the hand felt full of elasticity, and even the curvature of the bones under his hand seemed to have a special beauty—beauty is in the eyes of lovers!

At this time, Lu Xian opened his eyes in a daze, glanced at Lu Lu, took Lu Lu's hand, and dragged him up.

"Husband..." Lu Xian muttered with his ruddy lips, the marks of saliva were still on his cheeks.

"What's the matter?" Lu Lu asked gently, sure enough, he still prefers an obedient wife!

"I'm hungry……"

"Hey, let me touch it, and I'll find you something to eat right away." Lu Lu said, stretching out his hand to touch it.

"Touch casually..." Lu Xian did not resist.

Lu Lu was drooling, one paw had already touched Lu Xian's belly, circling around the navel.

"Itch!" Lu Xian spit out a word impatiently.

Lu Lu immediately withdrew his hand, turned to feel down, and pressed on his belly.

The somewhat hard feeling made Lu Lu suspicious, and he instantly woke up from his romantic fantasies.

What is this!

"Hmm..." Lu Xian frowned, "It hurts..."

Lu Xian suddenly jumped out of bed in fright, and ran out with bare feet.

"Mom! My wife has a stone!"

Lu Jin's mother, who was woken up, came out of the room sleepily, with half-naked shoulders and marks that could not be concealed all over her body.

He was woken up, but he didn't yell a word abnormally.

"Stupid son, your daughter-in-law is pregnant, not a stone."

Lu Lu was stunned.

"There is one more news for you."

Mother Lu walked past her stunned son, walked to the kitchen door, and hugged her husband who was holding a spatula and laughing non-stop.

Lu Jin's mother climbed onto Luosang's shoulders, her legs clamped around his waist, and her two fair feet curled up their toes because they were afraid of the cold.

"Skipping breakfast today, sleep with me." Lu Jin's mother acted like a baby to her husband.

"Okay." Luo Sang's father obeyed his wife's order.

Then he dropped the spatula and walked towards the bedroom with his wife in his arms.

Lu Jin's mother closed her eyes and opened her mouth as she passed by the dumb son.

"Lu Lu, you are going to have a younger brother soon, so be prepared."

Then, Mother Lu and Father Luo Sang left, and only Lu Lu remained in the living room.

After a while, Lu Lu finally came to his senses!

He wants to yell!He wants to vent!He wants to go crazy!

Then, Lu Lu died in silence.

——Turn around, go back to the room, hug your wife.

"I'm hungry..." Jiao's wife moaned and yelled that she was hungry.

"Hey, for the sake of my son, even if you want to eat me, I will admit it."

"I can't eat you, I want to eat." Jiao's wife continued to moan, and she seemed even more powerless.

Lu Lu was moved for a while.

"Eat you..." Jiao's wife said in a daze, "The sons will have no father..."

Lu Lu fell silent.

"They"?

Sons"?

Regardless of whether Lu Xian's wife wants to eat him or not, Lu Lu now feels that his head is two big.

A fox can have 8-10 babies in a litter, and his mother only gave birth to him.

But why does his wife use... "men" when talking about her son?

Is it...

Lu Lu stared at Lu Xian's lower abdomen, almost trying to see through it.

In Lu Lu's mind, he had already imagined the scene of a nest of squeamish sons eating noisyly, then crawling on top of his head, cutting his hair, and pooping on his head.

Suddenly, the brain froze.

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