lazy man's wife
Chapter 20 The Funny Robber
The robber took out a pocket from the canvas backpack, grabbed stacks of money, stuffed them into the sack with trembling fingers, and quickly swept away the last remaining cash on the counter.
The robber boss immediately shouted when he saw the bank clerk stop handing over the money.
"Still...is there any more!"
"It's all in there."
The third child of the nearsighted robber looked at the money in the sack and quickly raised his head.
"Brother, it's all one hundred, no change."
"Take out the change!"
The bank clerk asked tremblingly, "Do you want some change?"
"Even a penny is money! Give it all!"
In an instant, all bank customers looked over, and they didn't care whether it was dangerous now. They just wanted to see what this "thrifty" robber looked like.
Immediately afterwards, a pile of coins and a pile of colorful paper money were poured out.
The third robber immediately started to make money in a hurry.
Finally, the robber boss asked again without giving up: "Is there any more?"
"No more." The bank clerk replied quickly.
Then, everyone saw that the robber boss pulled out a hemp rope from the waistband of his trousers and tied up the cloth bag.
At this time, his pants suddenly slipped down, revealing a Snoopy dog's face on the shorts, with the dog's paws in the shape of a V.
Suddenly, the people watching the whole process of robbing the bank turned into embarrassing faces.
"Brother, you're showing off!" The second robber with a gun yelled in panic.
"What are you shouting for? When you were young, you fished and walked birds together. Where have you never seen it!" the robber boss scolded.
Immediately—
"puff……"
"whee……"
"Ha ha……"
Laughing. Thinking of it all, everyone dared not laugh out loud, but they couldn't stop their laughter.
Mother Lu saw that they were about to retreat, but no one stopped outside the bank, and there was no trace of the police in sight.
So, Mother Lu raised her hand quickly, and everyone who looked at him saw only an afterimage.
He grabbed the robber's hand holding the gun, and with a click, the gun was broken into two pieces.
Lu Jin's mother also escaped from the robbers in an instant.
Suddenly the room was silent.
There was a hollow inside the broken gun, and there was no mechanical structure to be seen, even the port was uneven with burrs.
"Toy gun?" Lu Jin's mother raised her eyebrows and dropped the broken gun to the ground.
"Brother!!!!!!"
Robber No. [-] exclaimed, with a sad look on his face, "Run!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he turned and ran, but before he could take a step, he found himself being lifted up.
Li Jin's mother smiled and held Robber No. [-] in one hand, facing all the bank customers.
"The alarm is lifted, call the police quickly."
So customers sprang into action, scrambling to pull out their phones.
The robber boss and the third child immediately grabbed the sack full of money and rushed to Lu Jin's mother, trying to snatch the second child back.
Unfortunately, as soon as they ran to Lu Jin's mother, they were kicked to the ground.
Immediately afterwards, what greeted them was swift suppression, and the two young men suppressed them one by one.
Lu Jin's mother raised her eyebrows slightly, and dropped the second robber who was struggling in her hand to the ground.
"I'll leave it to you, I'll leave after I withdraw the money."
The two young men immediately restrained the second child of the robber. Since it was two people who suppressed three people, they couldn't help feeling a little powerless.
They could only watch helplessly as Lu Jin's mother walked leisurely to the counter, picked up the sacks on the ground, and poured them into the junction under the glass window.
The unlucky bank clerk immediately began to withdraw money excitedly, saying "thank you" gratefully.
Finally, after pouring out the money, Lu Jin's mother took out the card Lu Lu gave her.
"Withdraw the money and see how much is inside."
The clerk who had just put the money back where it was, immediately took the card handed over by Lu Jin's mother with both hands, swiped it, and was shocked.
"The upper limit is 7 million, how much do you need to withdraw?"
Li Jin's mother doesn't have much idea of modern money, after all, she is a goblin who lives in the deep mountains and old forests all year round.
So, Mother Lu went to a more compromised number.
"Let's get hundreds of thousands of flowers first."
Boom!
Ping pong!
The customers who had been staring at Lu Jin's mother fell to the ground immediately.
"When there is no appointment, the bank's withdrawal limit is only 100 million."
Then, the bank clerk immediately sent out the money that had just returned to him.
"It's only 100 million, is that a lot?" Lu Jin's mother was a little confused.
"According to common sense, the business of swiping cards is enough for large-amount transactions, and the business of using cash does not need too much."
"Okay, what are normal household expenses?"
"Generally..."
So, Lu Jin's mother chatted with the bank staff.
After about ten minutes, the police finally arrived.
"Who is making trouble?" A fat policeman walked in, who seemed to be leading the team.
"It's the man on the ground."
"It's them, they even grabbed toy guns and followed them."
"Take them all away!" The fat policeman waved his hand, and immediately someone came up and arrested all five people on the ground.
"It's even worse, don't arrest us, we are good people!"
The two young men who assisted Lu Jin's mother in arresting her bluffed.
"They are not, Mr. Policeman, you are mistaken!"
"Oh, I misunderstood, the three on the ground are."
After some explanations, the three oolong robbers on the ground were finally brought into the police car, and even a young man was taken away to make a statement.
When they turned their heads to look for Lu Jin's mother, they found that there was no one there.
"Well, that gentleman just now left after withdrawing the money."
All the policemen blocking the entrance of the bank looked at each other, but none of them noticed anyone walking out.
On the same day as you, the surveillance video of the bank was extracted and brought to the police station.
When they looked at the video, they found that they couldn't see the figure of Lu Jin's mother clearly, and the picture of the video was very rough, and soon there was no image, and it turned into a snowflake.
After watching this insignificant bank scene video, everyone was curious, but this time the case was too simple to investigate, so they did not continue to track down the identity of Lu Jin's mother.
In a house, a boy who looked somewhat similar to Lu Lu asked.
"Xiao Zhang, with just one photo, can you find out who is in the photo?"
"Why, want to test my skills? As long as he has registered his identity, I can find his information."
The boy named Xiao Zhang has a baby face, but his unkempt appearance looks very sloppy. Opposite him is a computer, and on the computer screen are pages that are moving rapidly.
"I met a somewhat familiar person at the bank today, please check him for me."
"Oh? A big beauty?"
"Look at the photos and you'll know."
"Oh my god, Boss Luo, you didn't punish me, did you? You only gave me a vague profile and asked me to check someone? It seems to be a man?"
"This is the man. You already know today's news, right? There were three university robbed with toy guns at the bank. He was the hostage, but he was also the one who caught the robbers."
"It happened right next to it, and it has been spread on the school's BBS. Do you really know him?"
Xiao Zhang played with his phone, zoomed in on the picture, and looked at the delicate man above.
"I feel a little weird about him."
"Hmm..." Xiao Zhang thought for a while, "If you are just looking for someone, I recommend you to find another person, he is an expert."
"Who?"
"Luo Song, the president of the Psychic Research Institute, I have dealt with him. He is very good at finding things and finding people. He is a god! His surname is Luo, and your surname is also Luo. He is your family."
"If it's a joke, you just wait for me to clean you up."
After taking back his mobile phone, the boy surnamed Luo immediately left the dormitory and headed towards the club activity center he knew.
Fortunately, it was still early, and when he felt it, he asked a few passers-by.
"Hey! Lu Lu when you came up?"
With a slap on the back, the boy surnamed Luo turned around and saw a handsome boy looking at him.
"Something's wrong." Du Kang stepped back half a step, looked up and down the person opposite, "You're not Lu Lu. Could it be that you are his cousin?"
"Who is Lu Lu?"
"Lu Lu is my roommate." Du Kang didn't hide anything. After looking around, he still couldn't stop the curiosity in his heart, "Hi, I'm Du Kang, this is the activity center, and the clubs are chaotic. What do you need? help?"
"I'm Luosang, and I'm looking for a spiritual research club."
"Huh?" Du Kang was slightly surprised, "What a coincidence, I am from the Supernatural Research Institute. What do you want from us?"
"Is Luo Song here?"
"The president is on a business trip, what do you want to find him for?"
On business trip?Students are traveling too?
"Look for someone, who is it? Demons and ghosts are nothing to worry about, as long as we can find it in theory, we can try."
"...I'm just looking for someone alive."
"Okay, birthday horoscope, or things he touched, or his own photo."
Luo Sang didn't respond for a long time, he was struggling whether to believe this person who spoke big words out of thin air.Moreover, the pair of things he said are unreliable no matter how they sound.
"Do you want to find someone? Squeak?"
"There is only one photo." Luo San took out his phone and called out the profile photo he took.
"Yo, a beauty. Come with me, I'll print out the photos." Du Kang turned and started to walk, "I'll tell you, there is a saying that photos can lock the soul, but it's not true, he can know a little at most , That is the image of the soul. Many supernatural events cannot capture the appearance of people because the creators of such events do not really have souls. They are at most a collection of resentment or hatred. You just find someone and take out this photo , I can guarantee nothing will go wrong!"
but……
Luo Sang is still skeptical.
"What the hell are you doing? An amateur who studies supernatural things?"
"Amateur? You are wrong, we are professionals!"
Du Kang stopped, and that kind of key opened a door. The wall inside the door was covered with cloth pockets and other items that looked like decorations - mahogany swords, scimitars, short wooden swords, and pendants.
Luo Sang lowered his head, and a bunch of strange symbols were drawn on the ground!
The author has something to say: Sahua~~
The robber boss immediately shouted when he saw the bank clerk stop handing over the money.
"Still...is there any more!"
"It's all in there."
The third child of the nearsighted robber looked at the money in the sack and quickly raised his head.
"Brother, it's all one hundred, no change."
"Take out the change!"
The bank clerk asked tremblingly, "Do you want some change?"
"Even a penny is money! Give it all!"
In an instant, all bank customers looked over, and they didn't care whether it was dangerous now. They just wanted to see what this "thrifty" robber looked like.
Immediately afterwards, a pile of coins and a pile of colorful paper money were poured out.
The third robber immediately started to make money in a hurry.
Finally, the robber boss asked again without giving up: "Is there any more?"
"No more." The bank clerk replied quickly.
Then, everyone saw that the robber boss pulled out a hemp rope from the waistband of his trousers and tied up the cloth bag.
At this time, his pants suddenly slipped down, revealing a Snoopy dog's face on the shorts, with the dog's paws in the shape of a V.
Suddenly, the people watching the whole process of robbing the bank turned into embarrassing faces.
"Brother, you're showing off!" The second robber with a gun yelled in panic.
"What are you shouting for? When you were young, you fished and walked birds together. Where have you never seen it!" the robber boss scolded.
Immediately—
"puff……"
"whee……"
"Ha ha……"
Laughing. Thinking of it all, everyone dared not laugh out loud, but they couldn't stop their laughter.
Mother Lu saw that they were about to retreat, but no one stopped outside the bank, and there was no trace of the police in sight.
So, Mother Lu raised her hand quickly, and everyone who looked at him saw only an afterimage.
He grabbed the robber's hand holding the gun, and with a click, the gun was broken into two pieces.
Lu Jin's mother also escaped from the robbers in an instant.
Suddenly the room was silent.
There was a hollow inside the broken gun, and there was no mechanical structure to be seen, even the port was uneven with burrs.
"Toy gun?" Lu Jin's mother raised her eyebrows and dropped the broken gun to the ground.
"Brother!!!!!!"
Robber No. [-] exclaimed, with a sad look on his face, "Run!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he turned and ran, but before he could take a step, he found himself being lifted up.
Li Jin's mother smiled and held Robber No. [-] in one hand, facing all the bank customers.
"The alarm is lifted, call the police quickly."
So customers sprang into action, scrambling to pull out their phones.
The robber boss and the third child immediately grabbed the sack full of money and rushed to Lu Jin's mother, trying to snatch the second child back.
Unfortunately, as soon as they ran to Lu Jin's mother, they were kicked to the ground.
Immediately afterwards, what greeted them was swift suppression, and the two young men suppressed them one by one.
Lu Jin's mother raised her eyebrows slightly, and dropped the second robber who was struggling in her hand to the ground.
"I'll leave it to you, I'll leave after I withdraw the money."
The two young men immediately restrained the second child of the robber. Since it was two people who suppressed three people, they couldn't help feeling a little powerless.
They could only watch helplessly as Lu Jin's mother walked leisurely to the counter, picked up the sacks on the ground, and poured them into the junction under the glass window.
The unlucky bank clerk immediately began to withdraw money excitedly, saying "thank you" gratefully.
Finally, after pouring out the money, Lu Jin's mother took out the card Lu Lu gave her.
"Withdraw the money and see how much is inside."
The clerk who had just put the money back where it was, immediately took the card handed over by Lu Jin's mother with both hands, swiped it, and was shocked.
"The upper limit is 7 million, how much do you need to withdraw?"
Li Jin's mother doesn't have much idea of modern money, after all, she is a goblin who lives in the deep mountains and old forests all year round.
So, Mother Lu went to a more compromised number.
"Let's get hundreds of thousands of flowers first."
Boom!
Ping pong!
The customers who had been staring at Lu Jin's mother fell to the ground immediately.
"When there is no appointment, the bank's withdrawal limit is only 100 million."
Then, the bank clerk immediately sent out the money that had just returned to him.
"It's only 100 million, is that a lot?" Lu Jin's mother was a little confused.
"According to common sense, the business of swiping cards is enough for large-amount transactions, and the business of using cash does not need too much."
"Okay, what are normal household expenses?"
"Generally..."
So, Lu Jin's mother chatted with the bank staff.
After about ten minutes, the police finally arrived.
"Who is making trouble?" A fat policeman walked in, who seemed to be leading the team.
"It's the man on the ground."
"It's them, they even grabbed toy guns and followed them."
"Take them all away!" The fat policeman waved his hand, and immediately someone came up and arrested all five people on the ground.
"It's even worse, don't arrest us, we are good people!"
The two young men who assisted Lu Jin's mother in arresting her bluffed.
"They are not, Mr. Policeman, you are mistaken!"
"Oh, I misunderstood, the three on the ground are."
After some explanations, the three oolong robbers on the ground were finally brought into the police car, and even a young man was taken away to make a statement.
When they turned their heads to look for Lu Jin's mother, they found that there was no one there.
"Well, that gentleman just now left after withdrawing the money."
All the policemen blocking the entrance of the bank looked at each other, but none of them noticed anyone walking out.
On the same day as you, the surveillance video of the bank was extracted and brought to the police station.
When they looked at the video, they found that they couldn't see the figure of Lu Jin's mother clearly, and the picture of the video was very rough, and soon there was no image, and it turned into a snowflake.
After watching this insignificant bank scene video, everyone was curious, but this time the case was too simple to investigate, so they did not continue to track down the identity of Lu Jin's mother.
In a house, a boy who looked somewhat similar to Lu Lu asked.
"Xiao Zhang, with just one photo, can you find out who is in the photo?"
"Why, want to test my skills? As long as he has registered his identity, I can find his information."
The boy named Xiao Zhang has a baby face, but his unkempt appearance looks very sloppy. Opposite him is a computer, and on the computer screen are pages that are moving rapidly.
"I met a somewhat familiar person at the bank today, please check him for me."
"Oh? A big beauty?"
"Look at the photos and you'll know."
"Oh my god, Boss Luo, you didn't punish me, did you? You only gave me a vague profile and asked me to check someone? It seems to be a man?"
"This is the man. You already know today's news, right? There were three university robbed with toy guns at the bank. He was the hostage, but he was also the one who caught the robbers."
"It happened right next to it, and it has been spread on the school's BBS. Do you really know him?"
Xiao Zhang played with his phone, zoomed in on the picture, and looked at the delicate man above.
"I feel a little weird about him."
"Hmm..." Xiao Zhang thought for a while, "If you are just looking for someone, I recommend you to find another person, he is an expert."
"Who?"
"Luo Song, the president of the Psychic Research Institute, I have dealt with him. He is very good at finding things and finding people. He is a god! His surname is Luo, and your surname is also Luo. He is your family."
"If it's a joke, you just wait for me to clean you up."
After taking back his mobile phone, the boy surnamed Luo immediately left the dormitory and headed towards the club activity center he knew.
Fortunately, it was still early, and when he felt it, he asked a few passers-by.
"Hey! Lu Lu when you came up?"
With a slap on the back, the boy surnamed Luo turned around and saw a handsome boy looking at him.
"Something's wrong." Du Kang stepped back half a step, looked up and down the person opposite, "You're not Lu Lu. Could it be that you are his cousin?"
"Who is Lu Lu?"
"Lu Lu is my roommate." Du Kang didn't hide anything. After looking around, he still couldn't stop the curiosity in his heart, "Hi, I'm Du Kang, this is the activity center, and the clubs are chaotic. What do you need? help?"
"I'm Luosang, and I'm looking for a spiritual research club."
"Huh?" Du Kang was slightly surprised, "What a coincidence, I am from the Supernatural Research Institute. What do you want from us?"
"Is Luo Song here?"
"The president is on a business trip, what do you want to find him for?"
On business trip?Students are traveling too?
"Look for someone, who is it? Demons and ghosts are nothing to worry about, as long as we can find it in theory, we can try."
"...I'm just looking for someone alive."
"Okay, birthday horoscope, or things he touched, or his own photo."
Luo Sang didn't respond for a long time, he was struggling whether to believe this person who spoke big words out of thin air.Moreover, the pair of things he said are unreliable no matter how they sound.
"Do you want to find someone? Squeak?"
"There is only one photo." Luo San took out his phone and called out the profile photo he took.
"Yo, a beauty. Come with me, I'll print out the photos." Du Kang turned and started to walk, "I'll tell you, there is a saying that photos can lock the soul, but it's not true, he can know a little at most , That is the image of the soul. Many supernatural events cannot capture the appearance of people because the creators of such events do not really have souls. They are at most a collection of resentment or hatred. You just find someone and take out this photo , I can guarantee nothing will go wrong!"
but……
Luo Sang is still skeptical.
"What the hell are you doing? An amateur who studies supernatural things?"
"Amateur? You are wrong, we are professionals!"
Du Kang stopped, and that kind of key opened a door. The wall inside the door was covered with cloth pockets and other items that looked like decorations - mahogany swords, scimitars, short wooden swords, and pendants.
Luo Sang lowered his head, and a bunch of strange symbols were drawn on the ground!
The author has something to say: Sahua~~
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