lazy man's wife

No matter how much Lu Lu sniffed his body, he didn't smell anything.He was dazed for a while, and then he was slapped awake by Du Kang who rushed to the classroom.

"What are you doing in a daze?"

"No." Lu Lu really wanted to say that he wasn't in a daze, but he lazily explained what he was doing, so he opened the textbook, "What are Professor Bai Ye's lectures about?"

Du Kang's face wrinkled when he heard this, after listening to the class for so long, he also knew Professor Bai Ye's lecture style, but it's hard to say what he was talking about.

"The full title of this course is negligible, roughly speaking..." Du Kang's face became very strange, "It's——Traveling the River of Classical Culture, the subtitle——A Collection of Failed Men from Ancient to Modern!"

"..." Lu Lu was silent, what is this?

"All men who are related to cultural appreciation and classical cultural relics in history are the targets of Professor Bai Ye's criticism. No matter their quality is good or bad, even if a saint gets into his mouth, they will become shit on the side of the road."

"...Does the audience have any opinions?"

"No, who dares to have it? The most eloquent debate team in our school was taught by Professor Bai Ye. His skills are well-known throughout the school. Don't think that this is just an elective course. Professor Bai Ye is actually our professional professor for the next year. Do you think that a professor of elective courses can take on the title of Four Famous Detectives? If elective courses are blocked, you can take them again, and professional courses are blocked... Take it easy!"

Du Kang patted Lu Lu on the shoulder as if he had come here.

"Ah, the weather is very good today." Professor Bai Ye stood opposite the students, and put down the lesson plan with a smile, "Aren't you happy today?"

"Happy..." There was a dull response, and the background music was the snoring of unconscious people.

"Just be happy, come on, let's make a game to make you more happy." Professor Bai Ye scanned the entire classroom, and immediately wrote down the numbers on the paper. He could see who came and who didn't. It was the guy lying on the table sleeping, and he could tell which one the snoring was from. "I will ask, and you will answer."

"A group of animals encountered a flood, and the boat couldn't hold all the animals, and it was about to sink. At this time, the lion said: 'You all go to perform a show. After the performance, if all the animals laugh, then he can survive, as long as one does not smile, he will jump into the water.'”

Everyone held their breath, waiting to catch the trap in Professor Bai Ye's words.

"The monkey was the first to perform. He told a joke, and all the animals burst out laughing, but only the pig didn't laugh."

Having said that, the professor paused and looked at the audience.

Immediately, those who thought they were not pigs started laughing, even hilariously.

For a moment, the roof was almost toppled over, and the people in the next classroom were so noisy that they began to look around.

Professor Bai Ye also laughed, and continued to speak amidst loud laughter.

"So, the monkey was thrown overboard. Then, the rabbit came on stage. But the rabbit stumbled and finished telling a joke, and all the animals remained silent, and no one laughed."

Some students raised their eyebrows, as if they were curious.

"At this time, the pig laughed."

With a sound of Karan, in the noisy classroom full of laughter, everyone had no time to stop their voices, so they had to cover their mouths, fluttering in frustration.

"The rabbit was thrown into the river without a doubt."

It was too late to suppress the laughter just now, but no one wanted to be that laughing pig.

"Very well, here comes the problem." Professor Bai Ye looked at the overwhelmed students in the classroom, feeling happy. "The lion looked at the pig of the younger one and asked him: 'Why are you laughing?'"

No one in the classroom dared to answer, for fear that others would say, "So you are a pig, and you know what pigs think."

After scanning back and forth, he found that the students lying dead had also been woken up, and everyone was staring at him brightly at the moment.

Professor Bai Ye nodded in satisfaction, "The answer, the pig said a word."

Then the professor turned around, picked up the chalk and wrote a sentence on the blackboard

——"The joke the monkey told just now was quite interesting."

------quiet-------

"puff……"

"Hahaha~~~hahaha~~~"

"Haha~~ Absolutely! Haha~~"

"Laughing... I laughed to death! Haha~~~"

Everyone couldn't help laughing, and some people started to cry. At this moment, even the sleepy ones woke up, and those lying dead even slapped the table!

"So, all the animals laughed." Professor Bai Ye continued, "The pig made all the animals laugh, so he survived."

But no one cared about being called an animal, and the laughter in the classroom couldn't stop.

"Facts have proved that pigs are sometimes very smart animals. If you are stupid than him, it will be unreasonable. Now, let's get to the point. In the last class, I assigned 'If I were the men who failed behind the four beauties 'Have you finished writing? Submit it and let me have a look."

Suddenly, the classroom fell down.

Du Kang, who couldn't breathe from laughing, slapped Lu Lu vigorously, his eyes almost couldn't open from laughing.

"Look... see it? Haha~~ This is Professor Bai Ye!"

See, this is a strong man.

Lu Lu immediately understood the fact that this person is not easy to provoke, no matter how careful you are, you will fall into his trap!

Is he really just a senior from the Psychic Research Club?

Luo Song, who was sorting out club materials, felt that the defensive formation outside the school had been touched again. He squeezed his temple with a headache, and ran in the direction of the wave, just in time to see a certain one sitting on the wall.

"Why are you here again? Has the conflict between you and Lu Lu been resolved?"

"Yes, thank you for your help." The one on the wall was the dragon that had been loved for several days and hadn't regained its vitality, but the smile on his face looked like an idiot.

Luo Song is having a headache now, "Tell me, what do you want to know about Lu Lu?"

This time, he must find out all eighteen generations of Lu Lu's ancestors!

"It's not about land, it's about me. I want to go to school."

"...Don't joke with me, I can't afford to joke." Luo Song suddenly became expressionless and paralyzed.

Lu Xian smiled evilly, and at some point there was an extra bag in his hand, and he threw the bag on Luo Song.

"I want to see my husband, he wants to go to school, so I come to school with him."

Luo Song opened the bag made of brocade, and suddenly gasped, three bright night pearls the size of eggs were packed in the bag.

In the eyes of ordinary people, this is already a priceless treasure, but in the eyes of Luo Song, his value has doubled tenfold.

"Is this a water-proof bead?"

Lu Xian nodded, "It's just a childhood toy, it's just a reward for your help, my husband also wants you to take care of it."

Luo Song's black line counted for a few seconds, and finally made up his mind.

"Three chapters of the contract."

"Okay, tell me what it is?"

"First: Pretend to be an ordinary person, and don't let people know your identity casually; Second: Don't kill; Third: Don't hurt innocent people."

"Whatever, I'm just here to accompany my husband to school, and I have no intention of finding fault with you."

"...That's good." Luo Song didn't know whether he should hold back tears of sympathy for Lu Lu, "I'll arrange you here as an exchange student."

In other words, after Professor Bai Ye finished his class, he neither talked to Lu Lu nor asked him about other things, so he just left.

Lu Lu broke into a sweat, and hurried to the next classroom, unexpectedly, he saw Luo Song waiting outside the classroom, and a dragon waving to him with a smile——Lu Xian.

"Your family is entrusted to you, so watch carefully." Luo Song was relieved when he saw Lu Luhe open up.

But what does Lu Lu smell like?

Luo Song, who had a very sensitive nose, immediately took three steps back. When he realized it, his face turned red and he became embarrassing.

This Jiaolong who didn't know how to restrain himself actually got all his own smell on Lu Lu's body!

Did he think he was a dog who urinated on a telephone pole and used it to declare territory?

No matter what Luo Song thought, Jiaolong Luxian had already walked up the road, and his beautiful face suddenly glowed.

"How did you come?"

Lu Lu looked at Jiaolong Lu Xian with a bright smile on his face, but he was a little bit more coy. He still remembered what kind of ridiculous things he did yesterday, and his heart beat faster when he thought of that scene.

Ashamed to say it, he was dragged out of bed by his little Xian wife this morning.

"I'm a student here too!"

"what have you done?"

"I asked President Luo Song to let me in. There was no illegal procedure." Lu Xian hugged Lu Lu's arm. Many people who came and went had seen him, but he didn't care. "Let's go to school together!"

"Can you understand what we're learning?"

"Of course, I was also an excellent student when I was in school." Lu Xian, who was idle and wandering around, had already transferred to many universities, and he had a lot of degree certificates in his hand, to say the least.

"Okay, what class are you taking now?"

"I'm the same as my husband. I'll learn whatever you study." Lu Xian said obediently, "My husband wants to help me study."

"Okay." Lu Lu laughed idiotically.

Lu Lu, who is still immersed in the pseudo-sweet married life, has not realized that his life has no freedom at all, he is caught by Jiaolong!

Luo Song shook his head and walked away, sighing as he walked.

Du Kang looked at Lu Lu and Jiaolong who were immersed in the world of the two with a smile. Although he couldn't bear to disturb him, seeing more and more people gathered at the door of the classroom, and almost all the spectators were here, he still opened his mouth.

"It's almost time for class, let's talk about something later."

"Ah?" It was only then that Lu Lu noticed that the classroom was full of people, and a person who looked like a professor walked over not far away.

Immediately, Lu Lu pulled Jiaolong into the back door of the classroom, found a seat behind and sat down.

Du Kang shook his head, and hurriedly followed them into the classroom.

Finally, Lu Lu's life was completely invaded by Jiaolong!

The author has something to say: Little Lu Lu, your daughter-in-law is too fierce, mother can't help you...

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