lazy man's wife

Lu Lu was dreaming. In his dream, he had a car, a house and a wife. With the money, he could eat whatever he wanted, buy whatever he wanted, and the most important thing was that he had a wife who was willing to follow him...

Hugging the quilt, Lu Lu rolled over and muttered: "Well, my wife..."

The one rolling with him in the dream was a man whose face couldn't be seen clearly, with snow-white skin and a figure taller than him, but he was crushed under him.

Heat flowed through his body, and after the violent impact, Lu Lu felt his body become sticky, and he woke up suddenly.

When Lu Lu got up from the familiar bed, he was blindfolded when he saw the big words "1 day countdown to the college entrance examination" posted on the wall.

"Mom, what time is it?" Lu Lu opened his mouth wide and shouted.

"What's it called? It's only 7 o'clock, so why don't you let people sleep?"

"Go on to your beauty sleep." Lu Lu squeezed his cheeks to clear his mind, then climbed out of bed, picked up the calendar on the desk, looked at the crossed out numbers, and wished he could bite himself.

"Ahhh... I'm going to take the university entrance exam... I'm so annoyed by the exam!"

"Boy, do you still want to sleep?" Mama Lu's lion roar sounded again, and within a few seconds, the door of Lu Lu's bedroom was slammed open.

Mama Lu arrived with the head of a housewife in a chicken coop and a bright green mask on her face.

Waking up early in the morning, putting on a homemade anti-spot mask and then taking a nap is a new habit that Lu's mother developed before the land-based college entrance examination.

"Mom, I want to go out for a walk." Lu Lu grabbed the plush toy on the key ring. He really didn't know how to explain it. He just wanted to find a place to be alone and calm down. It turned out that the wife who was with him in the dream was Fake……

"Wait a minute."

Mama Lu turned and left, her chubby body got out of the half-open door, and she came back with some pink notes after a while.

"Mom, don't give me any money, I'll buy the flowers." Seeing the pink notes, Lu Lu got excited——mother has become more generous?

"This is not money for you to waste. When you go out, you go to the supermarket and go to the morning market to buy fresh vegetables. You can buy whatever you want, and you can cook it yourself. Don't buy cooked food outside. It's not clean. .”

"..." The little flame that had just ignited in Lu Lu's heart was completely extinguished, "Got it..."

Watching his mother leave with a stern face (wearing a mask and daring to make a big expression) with a blank face, Lu Lu put aside the entangled thoughts about his wife in his mind and immediately returned to reality.

"I'm still a college entrance examination student, do you still remember why I still have to buy vegetables and cook..."

Even though he muttered like this, Lu Lu still took off his pajamas, blushed and threw the wet cartoon Nene into the bathroom connected to the room, washed it off quickly, then washed it, and found a cooler one from the closet pile. Put on short sleeves.

Take the key and go downstairs, unlock the eDonkey, sit on it by land, and power on.

He rushed out immediately, scaring away a tabby cat walking in the neighborhood when he turned the corner.

When Lu Lu came to the supermarket, there were already a lot of people there. They were all housewife-level aunts who wanted to buy fresh vegetables, and some old people. Among these people, Lu Lu was particularly conspicuous.

"Auntie, how do you choose this tomato?"

Lu Lu was worried while holding the tomatoes, watching others pick them up, he didn't dare to pretend to be messy.

"The young man hasn't bought food, has he?"

The old woman in her fifties looked at Lu Lu and immediately smiled, "You are more handsome than my daughter!"

"...Hehe, I used to go grocery shopping with my mother." Lu Lu broke into a cold sweat, not knowing how to respond to this kind of compliment.

"Let me just say, the kids nowadays are the treasures of the family, how many of them know how to do housework?"

The old lady picked up a slap-sized red tomato with water vapor.

"Hey, when you buy it, you should pay attention to it. It's better to have a pointy head like this. Many of the pointy ones are made by pesticides. The ones that are soft and overcooked are not tasty, and they will go bad if left at home for a long time. And..."

"Oh, that's it……"

"It turns out that the smaller the cabbage, the tastier it is..."

"Is the cut winter melon still smelling fresh?"

Lu Lu felt surprised that there are so many ways to pick things.

The old lady opened the chatterbox and dragged Lu Lu to continue talking, from tomatoes to cucumbers, and then to other vegetables.

Lu Lu nodded while remembering, but he was working hard to learn the knowledge of picking vegetables.

In the end, Lu Lu, who went out to relax, had no chance to relax at all. He left the supermarket with large and small bags of ingredients. When he walked out of the supermarket gate and stood under the sun, he was in a trance for a moment.

"Why do I have to be so obedient... ah..."

Lu Lu suppressed the urge to shout.

He is already homely enough, why does my mother want to make him a home type! ! !

Complaints are complaints, but Lu Lu, who is used to being directed, still transports the bought vegetables home with his mouth curled up.

"What am I doing here..." Lu Lu muttered dissatisfied.

When he got home, Lu Lu, who had been sunburned, had no energy left.

Looking up at the clock, it was just before nine o'clock.

"Boy, go wash the vegetables!" After washing off the mask, Mother Lu walked out of the bathroom and ordered Lu Lu to work.

"Don't..." Lu Lu collapsed on the sofa, "Mom, I'm a college entrance examination candidate, not a child bride, and I don't accept abuse."

"What did you say? The college entrance examination is the uncle? Can you become the young master?"

"Mom, the young master is not a good word." Lu Lu corrected.

"I don't care what good or bad words are, as long as you want to eat, work!"

"I..." Lu Lu got up lazily, looked at his mother with a strong aura, and immediately walked to the kitchen. "What are we eating today?"

"That makes sense." Mother Lu nodded in satisfaction, "You can figure it out."

"No... I don't want to eat anything when I think about cooking by myself..."

Lu Lu is just lazy, too lazy to cook, too lazy to work, and if he is not hungry, he is too lazy to eat.

This is Lu Lu's life, like a little eagle kept in a nest, when his parents didn't push him off the cliff, he has been sitting in the nest without moving, never wanting to learn to fly.

The college entrance examination came on the second day. Lu Lu bought breakfast by himself, and then rode a small e-donkey to school on a slow ride. Along the way, he turned around and saw every stitch, and he just rode at the highest speed during the congested college entrance examination period.

When he entered the exam, he counted on his fingers after writing the paper, and waited for the paper to be collected. He looked leisurely and leisurely. People who didn't know might think that his study was very good.

In fact, Lu Lu is just mentally strong, and his optimism is off the charts.

When the invigilator collected the papers, Lu Lu walked out of the examination room slowly.

"Ah, so boring..."

For some reason, Lu Lu immediately thought of the person in the dream, and his blood surged.

"Let's eat a box of ice to reduce the fire first." Lu Lu unlocked the eDonkey, ran to the cold drink shop, ordered five or six cups of cold drinks, had a great time eating, and looked silly at the little sweetheart next to me.

Of course, as a result of overeating, Lu Lu had diarrhea at night.

However, when he woke up the next day, Lu Lu turned into a fresh seafood again - alive and kicking.

In this way, the three days of the college entrance examination passed, and Lu Lu once again fell into the family's child bride-in-law, who was loved by his mother and adults, and ordered him to do everything.

"I've had enough! I must apply to a remote school!"

"Okay, don't come back when you go out."

Mother Lu, who trimmed her nails, said coolly.

"Mom... I never thought about running away from home, so don't make it sound like I'm breaking up with you."

"Is the work done?" Mother Lu asked lightly.

"It's all done." Lu Lu shook his hands that had just been washed with cold water, the cold feeling relieved a lot of the sultriness in his heart.

"Okay, let's go to the room and have a look. I ask your cousin to deliver the things you bought."

"For me?" Lu Lu asked suspiciously.

"No one in our family can use this kind of thing except you." Mother Lu glanced at Lu Lu, "Remember, you should broaden your horizons, and don't be fascinated by some little vixens who only have beauty. It doesn't matter if you get dumped, it would be shameful if you were played for a fool. When you choose a wife, you have to choose the one you like, and the one who puts you in your heart and cares is the best, other things are not important. "

"Why are you telling me these things, I don't want to get married yet." Lu Lu blushed a little, "You also know that I have never even held a girl's hand with your son..."

"I haven't." Lu's mother looked at Lu Lu with a half-smile, "Go and see what was delivered and you will understand. Zhizi Mo Ruomu, you are a piece of meat that fell off my body. If you stick your ass, I will Know what shit you're shitting on."

"Mom! Be civilized!"

"You can't control my old lady, so get the hell out of here."

"..."

The angry "child bride" Lu Lu immediately fled upstairs.

When he returned to the room, Lu Lu saw a courier package on the table. When he tore open the package, he was dumbfounded.

All of the engravings are white bodies, Lu Lu's eyes are dazzled, and there is no woman on it.

To put it bluntly, it is difficult for Lu Lu to recognize the two big letters "G·V" on it!

Mother, what exactly do you know?

Could it be that I have some reason to be caught by you?

Or……

Lu Lu grabbed his phone and pressed his cousin's number fearfully, the phone interface displayed "Dead M is connecting".

"Hmm... who is it?" A sleepy voice came over, like a kitten scratching the heart, making one's heart itch, wishing to catch the eyes of the person on the other side of the phone.

But Lu Lu, who was used to this voice, was neither blushing nor heartbeating, and had only one thought.

— This is simply hypnosis!

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