[Comprehensive Movie] Washing your hands in a golden basin

Marriage Registry, Civil Affairs Bureau, District 23, Karen Star.

The registry clerk with eight eyes and three arms looked at the man standing in front of her with a blank expression on her face, and hesitated for half a second before saying, "Uh...are you...Iron Man himself? "

Before Stark had time to answer, a mermaid who was stuffed into his arms and covered his mouth immediately struggled: "Oh, oh oh ... oh! Oh ..."

"Hey, let's finish registration in a while, and I'll take you to eat octopus balls." Stark pretended to be considerate and touched his beautiful head, as if the person in his arms was struggling desperately just because he wanted to eat octopus balls like.

But the clerk is worthy of being a clerk, and she, who has rich work experience, immediately saw something wrong and asked, "Uh, Mr. Stark, why are you here today...?"

"This is the marriage registration office. What do you think I am here for?" Stark rolled his eyes impatiently, pinched his beautiful paws and put them on the registration desk. There was a fingerprint recorder next to Karen. The technology on the planet is much more advanced than that on the earth. If you want to get married, you don't need to bring any ID card and household registration book, just record your fingerprints, and the relevant marriage information will be recorded in your personal electronic file.

After living here for a while, Meili naturally knew what the fingerprint recorder was used for, she opened her eyes wide and struggled more violently, the clerk finally couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "Mr. Stark, if If you want to enter into a marriage relationship with this lady, you'd better get her consent first, otherwise I can't help you with the registration procedures here."

"Who said she didn't agree?" Stark turned his beautiful head around, and whispered threats in her ear, "Hurry up and agree! Otherwise, I won't let you shoot underwear commercials!"

But who would have thought that Meili would resist even more after hearing this sentence, and a pair of beautiful big eyes were even filled with the emotion of "I would rather die than surrender".

Tsk, the little girl is quite difficult to deal with, isn't she?Hard ones are not good, but soft ones are always okay, right?Stark pursed his lips and continued: "Okay, how could I do such a despicable thing, you register your fingerprints obediently, and I will let you shoot all kinds of advertisements under my banner in the future, okay?"

Beauty gave him a white look.

Still not good?As a businessman, Stark rolled his eyes: "From then on, I will buy you octopus balls every day, right?"

Meili, who is a foodie, was startled for a moment. Stark quickly grabbed the gap, squeezed her paw, and printed it on the fingerprint recorder with a "click".

"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow you bastard This doesn’t count! I didn’t promise to marry you! You really are an old liar! Old liar!”

"No profiteer, no business." Stark adjusted his crooked tie, walked over and entered his fingerprints, with a satisfied expression on his face, "Since you always call me an old liar, today I will If I lie to you once, it’s considered a return to the fare, hahaha!”

Meili was about to pounce on him and beat him up, when a sharp cry came from the recorder next to him: "Dididi!"

The clerk checked the computer in front of him, turned his head to look at Stark who was full of expectation, and stated calmly: "Sorry, Mr. Stark, but your marriage registration has not taken effect."

"What?!" Stark showed an unbelievable expression, "She obviously got her fingerprints! Don't get me wrong, this girl is just so awkward, she said something on her mouth, don't marry me, don't marry me, but she really wants to marry Give it to me!"

"You, you, you -- don't talk nonsense, when did I say I'm going to marry you!" Jumping beautifully, the clerk hurriedly waved: "Both, can you be a little quieter? This is a public place..."

Stark snorted: "Then why are you talking about the invalid registration?"

The clerk checked the computer screen again, and then said: "The system shows that this beautiful lady from the mermaid tribe already has a fiancé."

On Karen Star, the process of engagement will also be recorded in the personal electronic file. After the engagement of a man and a woman is completed, there will be an additional "fiance/fiancee" information column in the file.But this news really surprised Meili and Stark!

The two shouted in shock at the same time: "What? I/she has a fiancé?"

Stark, who came back to his senses, immediately pinched his beautiful and soft face angrily: "You damn girl is quite capable, isn't she? She's actually engaged?! Which guy dares to get ahead of me?"

Meili shook her head like a rattle: "How do I know, I don't think I've ever been engaged—"

Hey, wait a minute!She did not do anything like getting engaged after time travel, but before that! ?The fish scales all over Meili's body exploded, she rushed to the front of the registration desk quickly, and asked in a trembling voice, "Well...you, can you help me find out, what's my fiancé's name?"

Could it be Voldemort?Could it be that product?Meili prayed anxiously and fearfully in her heart.

The clerk glanced at the screen, frowned and looked at Meili: "Don't you even remember your fiancé's name?"

Stark took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket and patted them on the table, saying, "Say it!"

The clerk quickly put the banknotes into his pocket: "Cough... let me see, this person is named Chris, and he is also from the mermaid tribe. Oh, it's really not easy. The number of mermaids is very rare now. In order to continue the genes, they basically have to make a living with mermaids." Other types of animals have been hybridized, and you never thought you could find a mermaid, so cherish it."

Cherish the fart!Where the hell did this thing called Chris come from? Whoa!Meili turned her head and glared at Stark angrily: "It's all your fault!"

"...Blame me? What are you blaming me for?" Stark innocently widened his eyes, "I'm also very depressed, okay?"

"Why don't you blame me? If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have a fiancé out of nowhere! It's all your fault anyway!" Meili beat him a few times with her small fist, and ran out of the registration office.

Leaving Stark standing alone to accept the attention of the onlookers, he lost all face!Damn it, anyway, he is also a diamond king who is loved by everyone, how many girls are busy climbing on him, why did he become so unpopular when he got to that stupid fish? !Fortunately, he even pulled his face and brought her to register, yet she dared to refuse!And what kind of fiance is there!Really...why is his luck so bad today!

But after thinking about it, Stark still quickly followed the beautiful pace, the girl is angry now, what if he did something stupid, what would he do... Cough, it doesn't mean that he is gone This stupid fish can't survive, but it's hard to come across such a fun fish, ahem, he wants to keep it for a few more days.

But as soon as Stark chased him out, he found a familiar and hated sports car parked at the gate of the registration office.

And his more familiar and hated rival Bruce was leaning in front of the sports car, looking at the two people rushing out of it.

"That's all?" Bruce raised an eyebrow and stared at Meili, and said, "He invited you to a meal, and you sold yourself?"

"...What?" Meili's brain was full of mud, and she didn't understand Bruce's meaning for a while, but no matter how old she was, she could still hear the sour taste in Bruce's words.

Bruce crossed his arms, looked at her and continued, "At any rate, I have invited you to dinner more than once. If you want to register your marriage, you should think about me first, right?"

This time, Meili understood, so she couldn't help being even angrier. Originally, it was already annoying enough to suddenly have a fiancé whom no one knew at all. It's none of your business to think about who! Am I familiar with you? I can marry whoever I want, you don't care!"

After speaking, Meili stepped forward to push him, and then ran away like a girl.

In fact, her movements were not too forceful at all, but Bruce was pushed back by Meili and hit the sports car backwards. Stark frowned and squinted at him: "Since when have you been so weak? Pushed by a little girl fall?"

Uncharacteristically, Bruce didn't argue with him, but lowered his eyes and asked, "Have you registered?"

"Tch, if I really registered with her, you would have rushed up to beat me up by now, and you can still stand here and chat with me?" Stark rolled his eyes at him, "Stop pretending, you are in the Batcave Isn’t your device able to detect any computer in the southern hemisphere? Can you still know that I failed?”

Bruce frowned slightly, got into the car, and seemed to be planning to chase Meili.

"Hey, wait!" Stark stopped him and said, "What's the matter with her fiancé? Have you figured it out?"

"No. Even if I figure it out, I won't tell you." After Bruce finished speaking, he drove away in the dust.

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The angry and sad Meili ran along the side of the road for a long time before she stopped. When she came back to her senses, she was already standing on a completely strange street.The strangeness around me made Meili feel aggrieved, and she immediately started rubbing her eyes: "But... you hateful stinky bat! You know... you know I'm in a mess, and you still make sarcastic remarks! I'm so sorry! Treat you as a good buddy! It’s too hateful! I will never talk to you again! Woooooo..."

She was crying when a group of nympho little girls rushed out from the side of the road and knocked Meili down. They shouted one by one: "Aww, Steve! Dear Steve!" Running over on the other side of the road, excited as if a fan saw a star.

Her knees hurt from the fall, Meimei couldn't hold back her tears immediately, she was sobbing while trying to get up, at this moment, a shadow suddenly cast in front of her, Meili thought it was Bruce who was chasing her, she quickly raised her head and shouted: "Dear Bastard! I hate you!"

But the person in front of him was not Bruce.The blond man bent down and reached out to her. "Hi, do you need help? I'm Steve Rogers."

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