[Comprehensive Movie] Washing your hands in a golden basin

"Woof! Wang woof!" Xiao Hei's eager cry came from next to his ears, beautiful and helpless opened his sleepy eyes, turned his head to glance at the alarm clock on the bedside, half of his pretty face darkened immediately, and he stretched out his hand. He slapped the alien dog on the head, "Damn it! It's only 05:30, why did you wake me up!"

The alien Xiao Hei who was beaten couldn't help but make a pitiful "woo hoo" twice, and pointed to the dog food plate in the corner with his tail, indicating that he was hungry.

"You are wronged, and I am even more wronged! Isn't the dog food in the cabinet! You can take it yourself, why did you let me feed you!" Although she said so, Meili still dragged herself up. , Reluctantly walked to the cabinet and reached for the dog food.As soon as she opened the cupboard, she found that there was only one bag of dog food left in the cupboard. She scratched her head, turned her head and smiled wickedly at the pet dog behind her: "Hiss... Xiao Hei, you are about to run out of food." Ah, there's only one bag left."

Xiao Hei shook his big head nervously, as if saying: "No, Master, don't treat me like this!"

Satisfied with the beautiful bad taste, she grinned and patted his head: "Okay, don't worry, I'll go out and buy it for you in a while."

Only then did Xiao Hei bark twice happily, watching Meili pour the dog food on the plate, then quickly buried his big head in it, wagging his tail and started eating.

As for Meili, she was sitting on the edge of the bed in a daze, watching this creature from the sci-fi movie "Alien" eating dog food, while slowly falling into thought.

Her name is Hao Meili, a human female on Earth, and an unpopular young actress.A week ago, the earth suddenly exploded due to some unknown reason, and all living things became extinct, but her soul traveled to another planet, no, to be precise, it should have traveled to another very strange planet.

The residents living on this planet named "Karen Star" are all characters that have appeared in various movies on Earth before.For example, the alien who is eating dog food next to Meili, or Sadako who lives in Meili's TV.

Meili was surprised and asked Sadako why these living people would become characters in movies made by people on earth. Sadako gave her a very simple explanation: "The technological development level of our Karen star is even worse than this. The earth is taller by many times. In our eyes, people on earth are the same as the ancient apes. For the purpose of promoting the development of the earth with good intentions, many residents on Karen have secretly transformed into people on earth. After a long time, they began to miss their homeland, so they moved the people on Karen to the movie screens of the earthlings.”

Meili nodded half-understanding: "But Sadako, you are really different from the image in the movie..."

As soon as this Sadako is mentioned, he gets angry: "Damn! Can you blame me! The guy who went to the earth to make a movie of my mother used to be my neighbor. Isn't it that time that my mother accidentally went to the wrong door and came from his house?" Did he crawl out of his TV? He’s going to slander me like this on Earth! It’s fine if I don’t sue him!”

Meili suffocated her smile, and asked again: "What's going on with Xiao Hei?"

"Who made him look so ugly and has a bad temper and often bites people. I guess the director who filmed him was bitten by him. In fact, the director didn't exaggerate the facts. Alien dogs are very difficult to raise. In the past There have actually been instances where the owner was killed and eaten, you think the aliens are as obedient as you little black."

Meili thought that it would take a long time for her to digest these facts, but when time travel really happened to her, she discovered that in order to survive, a person's ability to accept can become very strong.

For example, she herself transmigrated into a mermaid.The mermaid is really as beautiful as in the movies, but why has there never been a movie telling me that the mermaid is so delicious when it is cooked!On this Karen star occupied by all kinds of ferocious monsters and superhumans, mermaids are like living and self-propelled high-grade ingredients. The group is on the brink of extinction.

In order to make rare animals live longer, Sadako, as her manager, clearly stipulates that she can only move around in the community around her home, and she must call her in case of emergency, because the artists under Sadako's management Meili is not the only one, and she cannot stay by Meili's side to take care of her all the time.

"Wow! Bark!" Xiao Hei's cry brought Meili back from her contemplation. She turned her head, only to find that the early morning sun had shone in through the window, so she stood up and said to Xiao Hei, "I'm going to wash your hands. Take a shower, and I will take you out to buy dog ​​food in a while."

Xiao Hei happily wagged his tail, but followed Meili all the way to the bathroom door, Meili pushed him out helplessly: "Damn! Go out, didn't I tell you that I want to take a bath?"

Xiao Hei had no choice but to hang his head resentfully and back out, beautifully closed the door, turned his head, and saw the huge green meteorite placed in the middle of the bathroom.A week ago, it was this unknown stone that fell through the ceiling and killed the original owner of her body.Although Sadako later found someone to repair the ceiling and called the police to try to remove the big rock, but those policemen only checked the meteorite and left with a secretive expression.

Meili had no choice but to temporarily let this big rock settle in the bathroom of her home.

She took a quick shower, changed into the beautiful skirt in the cupboard, grabbed a handful from the cash drawer at the head of the bed, and led Xiao Hei out the door.

Almost as soon as Meimei went out, she attracted the attention of many neighbors on both sides of the road.The male creatures all stared at her with hungry expressions, while the female creatures slapped their husbands on the head: "What are you looking at! What's so good about that kind of vixen! If you think she is pretty, go and talk to her ah!"

"My wife, you misunderstood me. I didn't eat this morning. I'm a little hungry when I see the beautiful lady..."

"Miss Beauty? You're so affectionate! Go back to the house!"

This was the first time that Meili went out alone, and she couldn't help being very nervous. What if the neighbors really took her away and ate her?But maybe it was because Xiao Hei, who was powerful in combat, stood by. Although there were indeed a few people who were ready to make a move, they all hesitated and did not step forward.

Fortunately, there is a small supermarket near the community. Meili bought a lot of dog food for Xiao Hei, and bought some snacks for herself. Just as she went out to check out, her whole attention was caught by a family on the corner of the street. The store draws past.

I saw a huge speaker at the entrance of the store, and a man's heart-piercing voice came out from the speaker: "Ten yuan! You can't buy it! Ten yuan! You can't buy it! You can't be fooled! Pass by, Don't miss it! Take a look, take a look, the earth exploded, and the boss released a jump price! All products are ten yuan! Clearance sale, one piece is not kept, if you miss today, you will never wait for such benefits !"

The beauty of the small peasant mentality rushed into this store, looked left and right in the store, basically selling daily necessities, it is indeed very affordable, but Meili discovered... She has all these things at home !Do you want to buy it back and store it first?Just as she was hesitating in front of a basin, Xiao Hei suddenly yelled at the wall not far away.

Meili turned her head and found that there were many DVDs on the innermost wall of the store, and Xiao Hei was yelling at the DVD that said "Alien". It was only then that I realized that all the movies on Earth were playing here, such as "Alien", "Predator", "Resident Evil", they were as beautiful as treasures, and I hugged all my favorite DVDs in my arms.

After leaving the earth, she realized how much she missed that hometown.Now I can only buy these things back to comfort myself.

The boss at the side came over after seeing this: "Do you want these? If you buy ten copies at a time, I will give you a [-]% discount. Now, no one sees the things that people on earth take blindly, and they are all piled up in the corner. ——Huh?!" The boss's words stopped the moment he saw the beautiful face, and he showed a dumbfounded expression, "You are...you are the beautiful lady?"

Meili couldn't help but took half a step back, leaning against Xiao Hei: "...how do you know me?"

The boss stared at the beautiful face with fascinated eyes: "Of course I know... You, do you like these DVDs? If you like them, I will give them to you. No one will buy them anyway, and they still take up space with me!"

"Uh, no need!" Of course Meili didn't dare to accept it, she hurriedly stuffed the money into the other party's hand and walked out.

But the boss followed up a few steps: "Miss Beauty, I know that the full moon is coming soon, if you need me to help you at that time, I will definitely do it!"

What the hell!She is a mermaid who will transform into a full moon, how does this stranger know about it? !Meili stopped involuntarily, turned her head and asked him, "How do you know?"

The boss scratched his head: "Hey, I had a buddy who accompanied you to spend the full moon period three months ago. He said that you are as beautiful as a fairy. Now I finally see you in real life. My buddy is really right. But it’s so strange, I haven’t seen that buddy since then... No matter what, as long as you need me, I will definitely help you! I can give you as much money as you want, just want to spend a happy time with you Night……"

Spend your sister!Meili blushed, turned her head and ran home, damn it, how many romantic debts did the original owner of this body owe before outside!