[Comprehensive Movie] Washing your hands in a golden basin

"Pfft——" Superman sprayed all the coffee in his mouth onto the big screen in front of him.

"Hey, hey, calm down, buddy, you're seeing something exciting!" The Flash who was sitting next to Superman hurriedly stood up, took a tissue to wipe off the coffee stains on the screen, and sat back down again. He sat down in his seat and stared at the screen with great interest.

Superman helplessly stretched out his hand to rest his forehead: "That what... I'm going to perform the task, you can see."

Green Lantern intentionally made a puzzled expression: "Mission? There is no urgent mission right now? Hey, why didn't you watch Superman? When we changed channels just now, we accidentally switched to the scene of Miss Mermaid, it wasn't you Were you the first to run over to see it?"

Superman turned his head and glanced at the two live treasures behind him: "...you are enough."

"Oh, it's really nothing." Flash shook his hand, "Look, even Iron Man has a history with Miss Mermaid, which shows that she is very popular."

Green Lantern immediately nodded in agreement: "Yes, and, from this point of view, I think it's not you who should be most upset, but our Mr. Bat."

"Yes, yes, it's a good thing he's not here today. Otherwise, seeing Iron Man coming to the southern hemisphere, I'd probably have another fight with that guy. Ah, one has a vicious tongue and the other has a sharp tongue. Thinking about it, it's scary!" The Flash crossed his arms and came out trembling.

But very unfortunately, just after he finished speaking, Batman's voice came from behind several people: "What's so scary?"

Green Lantern picked up the remote control and turned off the TV as quickly as possible: "Nothing!"

"It's too late, open it." Batman's voice sounded coldly, "I also want to see what that guy is talking about on TV."

Several people looked at each other for two seconds, and had no choice but to turn on the big screen again. On the screen, the cute little mermaid stared at Iron Man Stark with an expression of "I want to scare you to death", in astonishment. She couldn't even blink her eyes, and her manager Sadako ran over and tried to save her: "Ahahaha, ahahaha...Mr. Stark, you really know how to joke, this joke is so funny! Hahaha, Everyone, hurry up and laugh, hahaha!"

But Stark shook his head solemnly: "A joke? I'm not kidding. If I remember correctly, I really slept with this girl—uh!"

The female man Yu Meili finally came back to her senses, stretched out her hand to cover the mouth of the man beside her, and shouted: "You can go!"

"Um... don't you... still want me to give you... an autograph?" Stark said vaguely.

"No, absolutely not! Hurry up and go back to the northern hemisphere, you don't have to come here again!"

Stark's eyes full of stars blinked interestingly, and suddenly stretched out his hand to move away the beautiful arm: "Well, I originally wanted to go back immediately, after all, I have a deadly enemy here... But now , I changed my mind."

"Why did you change your mind? Why did you change your mind! Hurry up and go back, the ribbon-cutting is over!"

Looking at the panicked expression of the little girl in front of him, Stark couldn't help tilting his head and said, "It's strange, why do I feel that you feel ashamed about sleeping with me?" Other women If there is a chance to climb into his bed, I don't know how happy I will be.

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" Meili yelled in panic, regardless of the fact that so many reporters were still watching, "Stop talking! We're here to cut the ribbon, okay! Let the past Wouldn't it be good for it to blow away with the wind?" Although she couldn't remember whether she had ever slept with him, she must have a good memory of this local tyrant!It must be the former self who was forced by Voldemort to sacrifice himself!

"Not good." The interest in Stark's heart was slightly aroused, "Well, I suddenly feel a little pity, I only slept with you once, it seems too little, and I didn't have time to fully appreciate it, are you free tonight? Shall we try again?"

"Try your sister! You don't want to be toasted or eat fine wine! Let me tell you, even if I slept with you before, it was only in the past! My old lady has now rehabilitated her old ways, if you dare to say anything nonsense to others, I'll beat you to pieces!"

"Ah, ah, okay, don't get angry, don't get angry! I told you to be sexy, not a shrew!" Sadako hurriedly hugged Meili by the waist, trying to pull her off the table.

"He forced me! I'm so mad, I've always regarded him as an idol!" Meili was dragged down by Sadako, but she still waved her angry little fist in the direction of Stark.

Iron Man's face became more interesting than before, and he waved to Meili: "Then it's settled, I'll come to you tonight."

"Find your sister!" Until being dragged into the car by Sadako, Meili kept yelling at that guy.

Sadako couldn't help but patted her on the head: "Hey! You are sober, please, he is Iron Man! If you can get a ride with him, you will have nothing to worry about in your life, will you not worry about food and clothing? "

"I don't have to worry about food or clothing now!" Meili rubbed her head and said, "Who told him to say that I slept with him in front of so many reporters? Damn it, isn't this intentional to keep me from getting along! Sadako, have I ever slept with him?"

"You ask me, who do I ask, I can't watch you 24 hours a day!" Sadako rolled her eyes and asked the driver to start the car, "But...it's probably true, because you did go to the northern hemisphere some time ago .”

Meili was stunned for a moment, and then slammed her head against the car window: "Ahhh, I'm so annoying, when will these romantic debts be the boss! If this continues, no man in the world will really want to marry me! "

When she said this, Sadako suddenly thought of a serious problem. It seems that the scandal between Meili and Superman was only on TV a few days ago!The endorsement of this underwear advertisement was also obtained because of the scandal!Now that Stark is making such a fuss with Meili in front of the media, it is estimated that Meili and Superman's semblance will be yellow!What to do, Stark, a playboy, has never been in love. When he loses interest in beauty and Superman no longer has contact with beauty, won't she be unable to catch anything?

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"Crack." Batman picked up the remote control blankly and turned off the big screen.

Several other people looked at each other. What happened on TV just now really made everyone not know what to say.Whether it’s true or not, during this period of time, rumors of Superman and the mermaid lady have been circulating in the base, and Superman himself doesn’t seem to have any intention of prohibiting it. Therefore, everyone really hopes to see some development between the two. Otherwise, their leader might really be single for the rest of his life.

In addition, Mr. Bat seems to have some thoughts about the mermaid lady... Sigh, it's a pity that the guy who likes to tinker with steel in the northern hemisphere is now out to interfere. Now, things will be difficult to handle.

Seeing this, Wonder Woman, who had been sitting on the sofa without making a sound, stood up and walked in front of Superman, reached out and patted his shoulder lightly: "Do you want me to accompany you for a drink?"

Superman just frowned slightly, turned his head and smiled faintly at her: "No... I still have something to do, thank you, Diana."

"...Okay." Diana's tone concealed a trace of imperceptible disappointment, but she still had her usual smile on her face, "Then... what do you need to do, I can go with you."

In the eyes of everyone, Wonder Woman has always been a person who dares to speak and act without any affectation. This is not the first time she has shown favor to their leader, but it is a pity that Superman himself still does not seem to be aware of the other party's good intentions: " No, I can do it by myself, everyone has their own things to do, so don't worry about it."

Diana nodded: "Okay, but if you need it, you can tell me anytime."

The Flash whispered to Green Lantern next to him: "She has said this to Superman no less than a hundred times."

"Hush! Do you want to be beaten by her?" Green Lantern shook his head and sighed, "Is there any way to do this, our boss just can't understand."

"This, this... Could it be that there is a problem with the receiving frequency?" The Flash rubbed his chin and asked inquiringly, "But it doesn't seem right. Didn't the mermaid lady invite our boss to dinner immediately? Oh! Could it be that the mermaid Did the lady use the correct channel?"

"Hmm..." The Martian guest who had been silent all this time finally came over and joined the discussion between the two, "Actually, in a more popular way, this matter is called fate."

"Huh? According to what you said, there are too many women who are destined to be with our Mr. Bat—huh? What about others, weren't they still here watching TV with us just now?"

"During your discussion, Batman left alone." The Martian explained, with a hint of mystery in his words, "I think he will always be No.1 in terms of mobility."

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"Hey, Jarvis, help me find out about the girl I just met at the door of the lingerie store, have I ever slept with her?" As soon as he returned to the hotel, Stark couldn't wait to ask his electronic butler.

"According to the records, there are, sir."

"Ha! I knew I remembered correctly! She still has to quibble!"

"But..." Jarvis interrupted Stark and said, "But sir, my follow-up records here show that this beautiful lady is... from the mermaid tribe."

The smug expression on Stark's face froze for a moment.