[Comprehensive Movie] Washing your hands in a golden basin

Meili stared at this ruffian man in a dazed state for two seconds, and then crawled out of the bathtub with an "Aww!"

Hearing Meili's yell, the man on the window sill immediately raised his sword eyebrows. With a quick leap, he jumped from the window sill in front of Meili and blocked her way. He gritted his teeth and said, "The chick dares to call me a pervert? How can I say that I'm a wolf?" Leader, have you ever seen such a handsome pervert?"

Meili paused as she struggled, and looked up at him in disbelief: "...wolf...the leader of the wolf clan?"

"Are you really stupid or are you just pretending?" Seeing Meili with a dazed face, the man couldn't help sniffing her face, sniffing a few times like a big dog, "Last month when you were lying in my arms Not this attitude!"

But Meili didn't listen to what he said seriously, she just leaned on the bathtub and muttered to herself: "The wolf tribe... the leader of the werewolves, Jacob... Damn it, could it be that "Twilight Saga"?"

"What are you talking about alone?" Seeing that she was ignoring him, the man impatiently reached out and patted his beautiful face, "Hey, look at me, I'm talking to you!"

Meili raised her head suddenly, and quickly grabbed his hand: "Is your name Jacob? Do you know a vampire named Edward and a girl named Bella? Glitter like a diamond?"

The man blinked, and a slandered anger suddenly appeared on his face: "Why do you always like to watch boring movies made by people on earth? That movie slandered my image, and I haven't sued them yet! I'm not passionate Spare tire boy! He even made four films in one shot, which is simply too much! And that vampire that glows, Edward almost died laughing after watching it, okay?!"

It seems that in this world, the werewolf Jacob and Edward are not only not rivals in love, but also seem to have a good relationship?Leaning against the bathtub, Meili sighed, "You don't need to tell the people on Earth, the Earth has self-destructed and ceased to exist..."

"Oh, yes, I remembered it when you said that." Jacob nodded, but quickly realized, "Oh, no! You have been involved in it, and I didn't come here to discuss earthlings with you. Yes! I heard from Sadako that you have amnesia, so I came to see you. Now it seems that you are not pretending. I really don’t remember Lao Tzu? Even the positions that Lao Tzu used with you on the bed, do you have no memory at all? ?”

"No—wait, wait a minute! What did you just say? What...the position on the bed?" Meili opened her mouth wide in astonishment, as if someone had hit her on the back of the head with a hammer—isn't it? ,No way?Did I sleep the golden spare boy in "Twilight" before?And looking at it like this, it seems that I have slept more than once!

"That's right." Hearing Meili mentioned this, Jacob suddenly showed a naughty evil smile, stretched out his hand and pinched Meili's face, "You like coming from behind the most."

"Shut up, shut up! Don't say anything, don't say anything!" Meili yelled, overpowering his voice, "Xiao Hei! Why don't you come in, Xiao Hei?!"

"Wow!" With a roar, Xiao Hei broke through the closed door of the bathroom and rushed in, grinning at the man squatting next to the master, and rushed towards him without saying a word.

"Hiss..." Jacob hurriedly took a step back. Although his personal combat strength is very strong, the combat effectiveness of this kind of alien dog should not be underestimated. Before that, many members of his tribe were killed by the alien.In this situation, he didn't care about flirting with Meili anymore, and hurriedly turned his energy into fighting with Xiao Hei.

Meili took this opportunity to climb out of the bathtub, but her transformation would last for three days, and now she could only crawl forward on the ground with a big tail.At the beginning, Xiao Hei's attack power was still very strong, but Jacob used a few tactics to turn the tide of the battle. Meili, who was crawling towards the door, heard Xiao Hei's scream With a sound, he hurriedly turned around and found that Jacob stretched out his hand and grabbed Xiao Hei's neck!

In desperation, she took the copper basin on the shelf, and without thinking, she knocked on Jacob's head. After knocking once, she felt that it was not safe, and she repaired it more than a dozen times, and Jacob Gebu's whole body was crushed by her and fell limp on the ground.

"You...you..." The poor leader of the wolf clan was dizzy, clutching his swollen forehead, "how did you become so aggressive? You were very good in bed before—clang clang clang!"

Meili mended a few more times, panting and threw the copper basin aside, crawled over to check on Xiao Hei's situation: "How are you, Xiao Hei, are you okay?"

Xiao Hei shook his head, buried his big head on Mei Mei's chest, and Mei Mei hugged him to comfort him for a while, seeing that the werewolf who was knocked unconscious seemed to be about to wake up, she hurriedly said: " No! We can't keep him here! Xiao Hei, help me throw him into the street!"

Xiao Hei was naturally extremely happy, rolled up the dying Jacob, and threw him out of the door. As the leader of the wolf clan, when did Jacob suffer such aggrieved?He couldn't help but tremblingly supported his body and got up from the ground, pointing to the beauty at the door: "You...you chick, you—"

"What me, I tell you, even if I slept with you before, it was in the past! Now that I have washed my hands in the golden basin, the dirty things in the past have nothing to do with my mother! If you dare to come to make trouble again , I will beat you into a husky!" Meili leaned against the door, with one hand on her hip and the other pointing at the werewolf, just like a quarrel between a vegetable market aunt.

Seeing more and more neighbors sticking their heads out to watch the show, the werewolf couldn't help but rubbed his head, and muttered: "I really lost my memory..." After finishing speaking, he didn't even bother with Meili, so he just turned around and left up.

Meili breathed a sigh of relief, and just wanted Xiao Hei to take her back to the bathtub to relax for a while, but Jacob, who had already left, went back and forth!He jumped in front of Meili, and before she recovered, he grabbed her chin and quickly slapped her on the face: "Well, amnesia is much more fun than before, what a pity you Still changing your body now, I will come to sleep with you again in three days!"

Looking at his leaving back, Meili shouted angrily: "Sleep you are paralyzed! Roll as far as I can!"

When she crawled back to the living room angrily, she found that Sadako was crawling on the TV screen, looking at Meili with a gossip expression, with a flattering look on her face asking for credit: "Are you happy?"

"Happy? I'm in a bad mood right now!" Meili said angrily, and suddenly understood after a second, "No, you found Jacob, didn't you? Why do you call this kind of guy who needs to be beaten over?" !"

Seeing that Meili didn't appreciate it, Zhenzi couldn't help but wondered: "Hey, I'm doing this for your own good! If you didn't insist on kicking out that rich and powerful godfather before, would I need to bother to find another one for you? ?”

"You mean, let that pervert be my new godfather?!"

"Yes!" Sadako nodded, "Jacob is the leader of the werewolves. Although he is not as good as the mysterious man, he is still a local tyrant. He is so young and handsome. You are lucky to see you! You I don't know, many girls are crying and screaming and crawling on him!"

Meili used her big tail to pat the floor continuously: "If they want to climb, let them climb! Didn't I tell you, Sadako, that from now on I want to wash my hands in a golden basin and make a credential?" It doesn't matter if you are an actor who is really capable and hardworking, even if he is not famous!"

Sadako couldn't help but rolled her eyes: "You put it lightly. How could you get a good film contract on your own? Without a film contract, and you don't sleep with men, where do you get the money to pay the rent and utilities? You can't make it through How long will it take to be thrown on the road!"

Meili scratched her head, and pointed to the drawer of the dresser: "Isn't there a box full of pearls in the drawer? If I sell it, I can raise some money, right?"

Sadako looked at her and sighed: "It seems that you have really forgotten everything. The pearls in the drawer are all melted from your tears! Every time you cried for the Dark Lord before, you would put The pearl tears shed are collected in the drawer, I hope one day he will understand your sincerity towards him... Mermaid tears can be turned into excellent pearls, you should remember this, right?"

Don't remember, don't remember at all!No movie about mermaids has ever mentioned this before!

But these are not the focus of Meili's attention at the moment. Hearing what Sadako said, she immediately opened the drawer without hesitation, and said decisively: "Sell! They are all sold! I don't want to keep any of these sad witnesses." If I have no money to spend in the future, Xiao Hei, you will beat me up until I cry! That way I won’t be afraid of running out of money, hahaha!”

Sadako looked at this beauty with a sharp personality, and couldn't help frowning quietly. This is too far from the beauty before. Even if it is amnesia, a person's personality will not change so much, right?She couldn't help feeling a little suspicious.

But now, in line with her duties as an agent, she said: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about the godfather, a director brought me a script this morning, saying that he wants you to go Audition to play the second female lead, do you want to give it a try? The male lead is Prince George, who has been very popular recently! The girls are all overwhelmed by his handsomeness!"

"Handsome?" The beauty with a love for beauty immediately approached him, "Do you have a picture? Let me see."

Sadako took out her cell phone from her pocket and put the so-called photo of Prince George in front of her, only to see a creature with a wide forehead, orange-green skin, and long hair like tentacles on the screen. His four fangs The teeth are all outside the mouth.

Meili tremblingly asked: "This...is this the handsome Prince George you said? Did you take the wrong picture?"

Sadako glanced at the screen, shook her head, with a nympho expression on her face: "No, it's him, how about it, handsome! I like him very much recently!"

"Damn it! You're so handsome! Isn't this a Predator!"