[Comprehensive Movie] Washing your hands in a golden basin

2013年11月10日晚23点55分，待业女演员郝美丽正坐在家里的小电脑前，和广大网民一起备战即将到来的某宝双十一购物狂欢节。

Just as she was frantically stuffing all the items into the shopping cart, there was a "click" from the light tube above her head, and then the whole room went dark.

"...Damn it!" Hao Meili, who was in the dark, roared angrily. It's not good to cut off the power at any time, but it must be at this time!Seeing that Double Eleven is coming soon, God is this intentional to prevent her from shopping online with others?

At this time, the mother in the living room pushed the door fumblingly and came in: "It's beautiful, it seems to have tripped, don't move around, your dad and I will go to the switch outside the door to have a look."

Meili, who was so devoted to a certain treasure, volunteered to stand up immediately: "Mom, let me go, you just stay here." After finishing speaking, she took the flashlight in her mother's hand, and hurriedly opened the door to go out up.

The mother's voice sounded concerned from behind: "Beautiful, can you handle the switch? Be careful, or let your father do it?"

Meili rolled up her sleeves, stepped on the small stool brought from the kitchen, and said while lifting the cover above the switch, "There's nothing wrong with this, isn't it just turning the switch back on, as a new A female man of the era, I can go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, kill the Trojan horse, and turn the electric switch—oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

The moment Hao Meili's finger touched the electric switch, her eyes were suddenly enveloped by a dazzling white light, and then her whole body felt dizzy. The moment before she lost consciousness, Hao Meili The last thought in Meili's mind is: If she really doesn't do it, she won't die. Did she get electrocuted to death?So why doesn't it hurt at all?

Too bad she didn't know that it wasn't the tripped switch that killed her.

As we all know, in 2012, rumors about the end of the world by the Mayans once spread wildly on the Internet: It is said that on December 12, the earth will fall into an unprecedented catastrophe, and all creatures, including humans, will be in this catastrophe. Extinct among them.After hearing the news, the Hollywood investors who came to join in the fun also made a movie called "21", which fabricated the reality of this disaster in extremely detailed.

But in the end, the doomsday did not come. Seeing that almost a year had passed, Hao Meili, who was still a little nervous at first, had already forgotten about these broken Mayan prophecies, but she never thought that the end of the world would be tonight. The good days have come when the majority of netizens collectively prepare for Double Eleven.

She died too quickly, so she didn't feel any pain, she just felt that she had been in a kind of dizziness, and she didn't know how long time had passed. When the strong dizziness in her mind dissipated, Hao Meili found herself It seems to regain consciousness.

The next child is cast so soon?Meili opened her eyes weakly, looking at the complicated and unfamiliar patterns on the ceiling above her head, she couldn't help but want to prop up her body, but just by turning over like this, she fell off the side of the bed.

"Bang -- ouch!" Her face hit the ground first, and Meili let out a cry of pain, and stretched out her hand to prop herself up, but just as her right hand touched the floor, she felt a wet and sticky feeling in the palm of her hand. She couldn't help but turned her head to look over, and saw that a large piece of glue or saliva was stuck in the palm of her right hand. She couldn't help shaking her hand in disgust, trying to get rid of the mucus, but as her eyes raised, The creature standing in front of her immediately attracted all her attention——

I saw this half-meter-long creature in front of me with a black shell and a long eggplant-like head. It seemed to weigh at least a few kilograms, but the body supporting his big head was very thin, like The skeleton was painted black, and right now he was staring closely at the beauty that was close at hand, and kept dripping some sticky saliva from his mouth.

Hao Meili stared blankly at this creature for two seconds, and then jumped up from the ground with an "Aww"——Fuck me!Isn't this the alien in that sci-fi movie? !She must be dreaming, must be dreaming!How could something in this kind of movie appear alive in front of my eyes?

As she stepped back, she casually picked up a crystal ball on the table, and slapped herself on the head: "Hao Meili! Wake up quickly! Wake up quickly!" Although she was usually very It's true that I like watching movies, but I never thought that such a cannibalistic alien creature would appear in my dreams!

The dark alien saw Meili take a few steps back, and immediately approached her quickly, Meili closed her eyes in fear: "Don't come here! Don't come here!

But the alien obviously didn't intend to listen to her. He shook his thick, long and powerful black tail, and slowly raised his head towards Meili, revealing his ferocious bloody mouth that was still drooling——

"Wang! Wang Wang Wang!"

The beautiful brain short-circuited for a few seconds, opened her eyes again, and stared blankly at the black creature in front of her, yeah, she must have started to hallucinate before she died, otherwise why did she hear the sound of a dog barking just now?

I saw the alien in front of me flicking its tail quickly, and getting closer to Meimei: "Wow! Woof!"

This coquettish and cute cry made Meili let go of her hand, and the crystal ball she was holding fell to the ground, rolled over and hit the alien's foot, and the other party immediately let out a painful "owwow", showing a pitiful expression, He leaned in front of Meili and began to rub his big head against Meili's legs.

Hao Meili felt that she was not well.

First, he was electrocuted to death and missed the Double Eleven shopping festival, so forget it!She left before she could say goodbye to her parents, so she endured it!After she died, it was obvious that she had time-traveled, and she was no longer surprised by it!But, but what kind of different dimension did this go through? !Why does the brutal, bloody man-eating beast in the movie act like a golden retriever in front of me? Hey!

Seeing that Meili didn't care about her act of rubbing her legs and acting coquettishly, the dark alien couldn't help but let out an aggrieved "owwow", wrapped her hand around her with its dexterous tail, and grabbed her as if wanting to take her with her. go forward.

Hao Meili was dragged away by him in desperation, and the alien dragged her all the way to a European-style cabinet, opened the cabinet door with his tail, then took out a plastic bag from inside, and handed it to Meili.

Meili stared at the words "high-quality dog ​​food" written in English on the bag, stared blankly at the alien wagging its tail, and asked dryly, "...do you want to eat?"

"Wow! Wow!" The alien nodded his head immediately, panting excitedly.

Hao Meili didn't know where her courage came from, she actually found a plate from the cupboard, tore open the bag and poured the dog food on the plate, the alien immediately pounced on it with a "owwow" and threw her own The big head was buried in the plate.

Taking advantage of the time when he was eating dog food, Meili looked around this strange room in a trance—the surrounding layout was full of European medieval classical style. She should have traveled to a European country?No... no!Which European country has aliens? Hey!And she found that from the time she traveled, the thinking patterns and words in her mind were automatically converted into English, probably the residual consciousness left by the original owner of her body?

Thinking of this, Meili couldn't help but shiver!That's right, she hasn't seen what she looks like now!Immediately, she began looking for mirrors all over the room, and there happened to be a small mirror next to the big bed, Meili was about to rush over excitedly, but at this moment, the ultra-thin TV hanging on the wall of the room suddenly made a "click" , and then opened it by itself.

Meili shuddered, and looked nervously at the screen that turned on automatically. There was an alien disguised as a golden retriever eating dog food at her feet. She didn't think it would be a good thing for the TV to turn on automatically!

Sure enough, a gray and desolate image suddenly appeared on the high-definition TV screen. In the middle of the gloomy forest, there stood an old and dry well.

The beautiful right eyelid twitched uncontrollably. She is too familiar with this well. She remembered that when she was in college, she used to sit in front of the computer with her roommate late at night and watch the ghost movie that was popular all over the world. In the movie "Midnight Ring", everyone else was scared to death by Sadako who crawled out of the well, only she chewed potato chips and said contemptuously: "What are you afraid of, this is not true!"

But now, staring at the black-haired female ghost slowly crawling out from the mouth of the well, Meili couldn't help kneeling on the ground with limp legs, woo woo woo she was wrong!She shouldn't have said that then!It's all right now, it's retribution!Sadako is really going to crawl out of the TV!If you really don't do it, you won't die!

Seeing that Sadako with disheveled hair had already stretched out her withered hands out of the TV screen, half of her body was about to come out, it was too late and then too soon, a flash of inspiration flashed in Meili's mind, she suddenly stood up resolutely, and rushed to the Next to the TV, the TV was unplugged with a "whoosh".

There was another "click", and the TV screen went black.But Sadako didn't disappear out of thin air as Meili imagined, but got stuck in the screen.

Meili opened her mouth wide, holding the power plug in her hand and didn't know what to do next. At this moment, Sadako, who was moving slowly, suddenly lifted her head from the messy long hair, revealing herself With red eyes, he slowly opened his mouth:

"Damn it! It's beautiful! How many times have I told you not to unplug the power when I'm climbing the TV! Do you know how uncomfortable it is to be stuck here!"