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Chapter 75 Little Susu Be Obedient
Emmm...
what?Can this be posted on Weibo?
Is he really a hot search physique?
The corner of Su Ji's mouth twitched.
And "what's wrong with Su Ji"?Would he say that he is desire/immortal/desire/death in the Shura field? [Picking the nose.jpg] In addition, #白蝶自录自动# was also on the hot search, and it ranked second on the list.
There are fans emptying bottles in the comment sections of major marketing accounts, but real passers-by will no longer believe their nonsense.
Su Ji expressed his satisfaction, and then he remembered to get down to business.
[Su Ji wants to work hard V]: Do you know about Lu Dongbin's battle with the Barefoot Immortal? [Video] After posting, he didn't even read the comments. He kicked the three little milk dogs out of the room, washed his face, and sat back on the bed to practice Erlang Shen's Nine Turns Yuan Kung Fu.
The Jiuzhuan Yuangong ignores the level of cultivation, and pays attention to the movement of aura in the veins.
Let's put it this way, as long as the aura completes the nine-week cycle in the body, the cultivation base will advance once; after the nine-nine 81 turn, Su Ji can immediately become a fairy.Of course, the whole process is very difficult, but it doesn't matter, there are too many fingers!
Su Ji set up the spirit-gathering array, memorized the Heart Sutra, then closed his eyes, circulated spiritual energy in his body, and concentrated on cultivation.
When cultivating, people cannot feel the passage of time.
After an unknown amount of time, layers of hot sweat broke out on Su Ji's body, and he seemed to hear He Junming's voice in a hazy state.
"Little Susu, be good, open the door~ open it quickly, your little cutie wants to come in!"
"puff--"
Su Ji couldn't hold back, and laughed outright.
He stopped and wanted to jump out of bed.Unexpectedly, this jump almost hit the ceiling.
Su Ji stood firm and couldn't help shaking his arms with a look of surprise.
Sure enough, the secrets of cultivation in the fairy world are different, and now I feel as light as a swallow.
Then, he walked to the door with light steps and sang: "I won't open, I won't open, my little cutie hasn't come back~"
"Little cutie is so stuffy, she wants to be pampered by Susu."
"In the cat's eye in front of the door, there are a group of cuties, come and count them, one, two, three, four, five. Hey, so which one is my cutie?"
"I me me!"
"One, two, three, four, five, they're all your cuties!"
"One, two, three, four, five... Open the door to eat Susu?"
"Get lost!" Su Ji rolled his eyes, and couldn't help laughing again.
Why is his little milk dog so cute?
After "singing" a nursery rhyme through the door panel, Su Ji finally opened the door and said with a half-smile, "Okay, come in, cutie!"
"I'm hungry!" The three He Junming said in unison without entering the room.
Su Ji checked the time, and it was already 17 o'clock in the evening.
Unexpectedly, he practiced for a day.
He immediately said, "Let me order takeaway!"
Originally, they could go out to eat, but who made He Junming split into three?
"Uh-huh!"
So Su Ji ordered 100 pizzas.
These are of course not enough, so extra meals are Lingshi.
After dinner, it was good, and the main event came again.
The war to grab Susu started again.
As soon as Su Ji sat on the sofa and was about to watch TV, these three people squeezed over, one hugged his left hand, the other hugged his right hand, and the other, hehe, let Su Ji sit on his lap!
The whole night was a mess, Su Ji didn't sleep well, and even had a nightmare.
In the dream, there were a bunch of miniature versions of He Junming, calling his name softly, while kissing him like a swarm of ants.Mouth, chest, thighs, everywhere, even got into his underwear...
Then, Su Ji was awakened.
Turning his head to look, He Junming finally returned to his original state, sleeping beside him sweetly like a little fairy.
With a sad face, Su Ji looked down at himself, and rolled to the toilet in desperation.
Just as he was about to brush his teeth and wash his face after going to the toilet, the bathroom door was kicked open with a "boom", and He Junming ran in briskly, hugged Su Ji, and rubbed him into his arms fiercely: "Susu, I can finally I've got you all to myself!" As he spoke, he took a deep breath from Su Ji's neck and sighed with satisfaction.
Su Ji couldn't laugh or cry.
As for it?
But he changed his position and thought about it. If he suddenly split into three and had to share He Junming with "myself", he would probably be jealous, right?
Thinking about it, he was relieved.
He rubbed He Junming's head, suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and said with a smile: "Mistake, misstep, why didn't I think of it before?"
"What?" He Junming looked at him blankly.
"One of you should be allowed to accompany Academician He and Academician Chen, the other should go out to earn money to support the family, and the rest should be with me as beautiful as a flower." Su Ji laughed.
He Junming frowned, and immediately looked at him with dissatisfaction: "No! No matter who stays with you, I will be so jealous that I will go crazy! You want rain and dew even!"
"Hahaha! It's just a joke, don't take it seriously." Su Ji rubbed his head, and then sternly said: "But now you know the dangers of eating indiscriminately? You can't do this next time, you know?"
He Junming nodded obediently.
Now that He Junming has recovered, the two of them went to see the He family, packed up their bags and returned to City A.
On the second day after returning home, the live broadcast room appeared.
[System]: The live broadcast room (experience value: 22/100000000) has been upgraded successfully, and the interstellar plane has been opened.
[System]: Added a screen recording function with unlimited duration.
[System]: The time for summoning any character from any plane to this plane is increased to 30 seconds.Can be summoned once every three months.
Oh open?
Su Ji's eyes lit up.
The interstellar plane?There should be a lot of high technology in this plane, and Academician He and Academician Chen happen to be scientists, so it may be useful to them.
Thinking about it, he regretted it a little.
He shouldn't have returned to City A so early!
But it's too late to say anything now, so we might as well wait for people from the interstellar plane to appear before making plans. If we can really receive a reward for technology, Su Ji plans to hand it over to the country directly.
[Fan] [Qin Guangwang Jiang]: Fellow Daoist Su is finally here. Regarding Baidie, I have already found it, but...
"What's the matter?" Su Ji was concerned about Bai Die's whereabouts, so he asked immediately.
[Fan] [Qin Guang Wang Jiang]: Although the reborn butterfly is a kind of spirit beast, it has always been not very intelligent.This white butterfly is considered an outlier, and her cultivation is not bad.The king ordered to find all the dead butterflies that day, but he never thought that she would break through the siege of ghosts and escape.I knocked off half of her wings, but I also let her escape to the world.
"She is so powerful, even you, King Yama, can't stop her?" Su Ji raised his eyebrows in surprise.
[Fan] [White Butterfly]: No, she caught me by surprise... Her phosphorous powder can confuse people's minds and make people hallucinate, which is an ability that the reborn butterfly cannot possess.This ability only interfered with this king's breath, but it disturbed other ghosts to catch me...
"Oh." Su Ji understood.
Bai Die confuses the ghost messengers and makes them attack Qin Guangwang Jiang.
Because he was one of his own, it was difficult for Qin Guangwang Jiang to make a move, so Bai Die ran away.But she also paid a price - half of her wing was gone.
Moreover, the ghost kings of Fengdu have already known what she has done, and they think that from now on, she will not be able to go back to the underworld, and she will be caught every time she goes back.
This time Qin Guangwang Jiang was just careless, but next time it may not be so.
Thinking about it, Su Ji said, "Thank you, His Majesty Qin Guang. If Bai Die escapes to Fengdu next time, please help me catch her."
[Fan] [Qin Guang Wang Jiang]: Don't worry, I will catch this traitor without you telling me!
So Su Ji was relieved.
Then, he chatted with everyone about how to attract fans.
On this day, just as Su Ji came down from Qingmang Mountain, he received a private message.
[Shangrenfang Zheng Lao]: Su Xiaoyou, do you still remember the old man?The old man has something to ask, I wonder if we can meet at the original Shangrenfang?very urgent!
This private message was suppressed at the bottom, it was yesterday's private message.
Fortunately, Su Ji often reads private messages because he is always on the hot search, so he saw this article.
Shangrenfang, Mr. Zheng.
The two labels quickly reminded him of Zheng Laiqiu.
He had just been dismissed from the TV station at the beginning, when he was desperate, and then he got wild ginseng as a reward from Yingzheng, and sold it in Shangrenfang.It can be said that Zheng Laiqiu was one of the people who helped him out of the predicament.
This old gentleman actually asked him for something?
And it looks like it's in a hurry.
Thinking about it, Su Ji immediately took He Junming to Shangrenfang.
Since it was evening, there was no one in Shangrenfang, Xiao Er was suffering from spring sleepiness, sitting under the counter and dozing off little by little.
Since practicing, Su Ji's footsteps have been very soft, and ordinary people can't hear them at all, let alone He Junming.
The two walked to the counter.
"Dong dong!"
Su Ji knocked on the table twice.
All of a sudden, the shop clerk stared wide-eyed in shock, and when he saw Su Ji, he blinked and rubbed his eyes in a daze: "Su Susu, Su Ji?! Isn't it a dream?"
Su Ji smiled lightly: "What do you think? Isn't this what Mr. Zheng asked me for? What about others?"
The waiter in the shop cheered up, and immediately said: "Our shopkeeper is waiting for you at the back! He thought you wouldn't come because you didn't see his private message! Hey, look at my mouth! Don't say anything, come with me into the back room !” With that said, he led Su Ji and He Junming into the back room, and then ran to pour tea courteously.
Zheng Laiqiu was inspecting the traditional Chinese medicine in the store at this time, and was overjoyed to see Su Ji coming. He immediately went up to greet him, cupped his hands and said, "Su Xiaoyou, long time no see! I didn't expect to see you in half a year, and you are already a celebrity! I was blind at the time." Taishan, please forgive me, forgive me!"
"Don't, don't, Mr. Zheng, are you going to kill me?" Su Ji was used to this kind of polite conversation, and quickly supported Mr. Zheng.
The three of them were seated, the tea was served, and the shop waiter left obediently, leaving space for the three of them.
Su Ji took a sip of his tea, and asked straight to the point: "Old Zheng, I don't know why you called me here?"
When Zheng Laiqiu said this, there was a hint of worry on his brows.
Su Ji found that he seemed to be much older, and the wrinkles on his face could kill flies.
"Ah!" He sighed and said, "It's like this. During the Spring Festival, my daughter-in-law and granddaughter went back to their hometown. Unexpectedly, after returning, my daughter-in-law got a strange disease, and my granddaughter also had a high fever and talked nonsense. I I took them to see doctors with my son, but I couldn’t see why. Later, I heard from her that when they came back, they passed a mass grave and heard strange noises... I thought it might be ghosts and gods It’s a mischief, but I don’t know any Taoists, and I’m afraid of encountering liars... I remembered that you seem to be an expert in this field, so I begged you to come here with a shy face!"
Su Ji pondered for a moment, and then said seriously: "It seems that we have encountered something dirty, but for the specifics, we may have to go to your house to see for ourselves."
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-06-1121:53:00~2020-06-1123:54:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Moyu;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
what?Can this be posted on Weibo?
Is he really a hot search physique?
The corner of Su Ji's mouth twitched.
And "what's wrong with Su Ji"?Would he say that he is desire/immortal/desire/death in the Shura field? [Picking the nose.jpg] In addition, #白蝶自录自动# was also on the hot search, and it ranked second on the list.
There are fans emptying bottles in the comment sections of major marketing accounts, but real passers-by will no longer believe their nonsense.
Su Ji expressed his satisfaction, and then he remembered to get down to business.
[Su Ji wants to work hard V]: Do you know about Lu Dongbin's battle with the Barefoot Immortal? [Video] After posting, he didn't even read the comments. He kicked the three little milk dogs out of the room, washed his face, and sat back on the bed to practice Erlang Shen's Nine Turns Yuan Kung Fu.
The Jiuzhuan Yuangong ignores the level of cultivation, and pays attention to the movement of aura in the veins.
Let's put it this way, as long as the aura completes the nine-week cycle in the body, the cultivation base will advance once; after the nine-nine 81 turn, Su Ji can immediately become a fairy.Of course, the whole process is very difficult, but it doesn't matter, there are too many fingers!
Su Ji set up the spirit-gathering array, memorized the Heart Sutra, then closed his eyes, circulated spiritual energy in his body, and concentrated on cultivation.
When cultivating, people cannot feel the passage of time.
After an unknown amount of time, layers of hot sweat broke out on Su Ji's body, and he seemed to hear He Junming's voice in a hazy state.
"Little Susu, be good, open the door~ open it quickly, your little cutie wants to come in!"
"puff--"
Su Ji couldn't hold back, and laughed outright.
He stopped and wanted to jump out of bed.Unexpectedly, this jump almost hit the ceiling.
Su Ji stood firm and couldn't help shaking his arms with a look of surprise.
Sure enough, the secrets of cultivation in the fairy world are different, and now I feel as light as a swallow.
Then, he walked to the door with light steps and sang: "I won't open, I won't open, my little cutie hasn't come back~"
"Little cutie is so stuffy, she wants to be pampered by Susu."
"In the cat's eye in front of the door, there are a group of cuties, come and count them, one, two, three, four, five. Hey, so which one is my cutie?"
"I me me!"
"One, two, three, four, five, they're all your cuties!"
"One, two, three, four, five... Open the door to eat Susu?"
"Get lost!" Su Ji rolled his eyes, and couldn't help laughing again.
Why is his little milk dog so cute?
After "singing" a nursery rhyme through the door panel, Su Ji finally opened the door and said with a half-smile, "Okay, come in, cutie!"
"I'm hungry!" The three He Junming said in unison without entering the room.
Su Ji checked the time, and it was already 17 o'clock in the evening.
Unexpectedly, he practiced for a day.
He immediately said, "Let me order takeaway!"
Originally, they could go out to eat, but who made He Junming split into three?
"Uh-huh!"
So Su Ji ordered 100 pizzas.
These are of course not enough, so extra meals are Lingshi.
After dinner, it was good, and the main event came again.
The war to grab Susu started again.
As soon as Su Ji sat on the sofa and was about to watch TV, these three people squeezed over, one hugged his left hand, the other hugged his right hand, and the other, hehe, let Su Ji sit on his lap!
The whole night was a mess, Su Ji didn't sleep well, and even had a nightmare.
In the dream, there were a bunch of miniature versions of He Junming, calling his name softly, while kissing him like a swarm of ants.Mouth, chest, thighs, everywhere, even got into his underwear...
Then, Su Ji was awakened.
Turning his head to look, He Junming finally returned to his original state, sleeping beside him sweetly like a little fairy.
With a sad face, Su Ji looked down at himself, and rolled to the toilet in desperation.
Just as he was about to brush his teeth and wash his face after going to the toilet, the bathroom door was kicked open with a "boom", and He Junming ran in briskly, hugged Su Ji, and rubbed him into his arms fiercely: "Susu, I can finally I've got you all to myself!" As he spoke, he took a deep breath from Su Ji's neck and sighed with satisfaction.
Su Ji couldn't laugh or cry.
As for it?
But he changed his position and thought about it. If he suddenly split into three and had to share He Junming with "myself", he would probably be jealous, right?
Thinking about it, he was relieved.
He rubbed He Junming's head, suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and said with a smile: "Mistake, misstep, why didn't I think of it before?"
"What?" He Junming looked at him blankly.
"One of you should be allowed to accompany Academician He and Academician Chen, the other should go out to earn money to support the family, and the rest should be with me as beautiful as a flower." Su Ji laughed.
He Junming frowned, and immediately looked at him with dissatisfaction: "No! No matter who stays with you, I will be so jealous that I will go crazy! You want rain and dew even!"
"Hahaha! It's just a joke, don't take it seriously." Su Ji rubbed his head, and then sternly said: "But now you know the dangers of eating indiscriminately? You can't do this next time, you know?"
He Junming nodded obediently.
Now that He Junming has recovered, the two of them went to see the He family, packed up their bags and returned to City A.
On the second day after returning home, the live broadcast room appeared.
[System]: The live broadcast room (experience value: 22/100000000) has been upgraded successfully, and the interstellar plane has been opened.
[System]: Added a screen recording function with unlimited duration.
[System]: The time for summoning any character from any plane to this plane is increased to 30 seconds.Can be summoned once every three months.
Oh open?
Su Ji's eyes lit up.
The interstellar plane?There should be a lot of high technology in this plane, and Academician He and Academician Chen happen to be scientists, so it may be useful to them.
Thinking about it, he regretted it a little.
He shouldn't have returned to City A so early!
But it's too late to say anything now, so we might as well wait for people from the interstellar plane to appear before making plans. If we can really receive a reward for technology, Su Ji plans to hand it over to the country directly.
[Fan] [Qin Guangwang Jiang]: Fellow Daoist Su is finally here. Regarding Baidie, I have already found it, but...
"What's the matter?" Su Ji was concerned about Bai Die's whereabouts, so he asked immediately.
[Fan] [Qin Guang Wang Jiang]: Although the reborn butterfly is a kind of spirit beast, it has always been not very intelligent.This white butterfly is considered an outlier, and her cultivation is not bad.The king ordered to find all the dead butterflies that day, but he never thought that she would break through the siege of ghosts and escape.I knocked off half of her wings, but I also let her escape to the world.
"She is so powerful, even you, King Yama, can't stop her?" Su Ji raised his eyebrows in surprise.
[Fan] [White Butterfly]: No, she caught me by surprise... Her phosphorous powder can confuse people's minds and make people hallucinate, which is an ability that the reborn butterfly cannot possess.This ability only interfered with this king's breath, but it disturbed other ghosts to catch me...
"Oh." Su Ji understood.
Bai Die confuses the ghost messengers and makes them attack Qin Guangwang Jiang.
Because he was one of his own, it was difficult for Qin Guangwang Jiang to make a move, so Bai Die ran away.But she also paid a price - half of her wing was gone.
Moreover, the ghost kings of Fengdu have already known what she has done, and they think that from now on, she will not be able to go back to the underworld, and she will be caught every time she goes back.
This time Qin Guangwang Jiang was just careless, but next time it may not be so.
Thinking about it, Su Ji said, "Thank you, His Majesty Qin Guang. If Bai Die escapes to Fengdu next time, please help me catch her."
[Fan] [Qin Guang Wang Jiang]: Don't worry, I will catch this traitor without you telling me!
So Su Ji was relieved.
Then, he chatted with everyone about how to attract fans.
On this day, just as Su Ji came down from Qingmang Mountain, he received a private message.
[Shangrenfang Zheng Lao]: Su Xiaoyou, do you still remember the old man?The old man has something to ask, I wonder if we can meet at the original Shangrenfang?very urgent!
This private message was suppressed at the bottom, it was yesterday's private message.
Fortunately, Su Ji often reads private messages because he is always on the hot search, so he saw this article.
Shangrenfang, Mr. Zheng.
The two labels quickly reminded him of Zheng Laiqiu.
He had just been dismissed from the TV station at the beginning, when he was desperate, and then he got wild ginseng as a reward from Yingzheng, and sold it in Shangrenfang.It can be said that Zheng Laiqiu was one of the people who helped him out of the predicament.
This old gentleman actually asked him for something?
And it looks like it's in a hurry.
Thinking about it, Su Ji immediately took He Junming to Shangrenfang.
Since it was evening, there was no one in Shangrenfang, Xiao Er was suffering from spring sleepiness, sitting under the counter and dozing off little by little.
Since practicing, Su Ji's footsteps have been very soft, and ordinary people can't hear them at all, let alone He Junming.
The two walked to the counter.
"Dong dong!"
Su Ji knocked on the table twice.
All of a sudden, the shop clerk stared wide-eyed in shock, and when he saw Su Ji, he blinked and rubbed his eyes in a daze: "Su Susu, Su Ji?! Isn't it a dream?"
Su Ji smiled lightly: "What do you think? Isn't this what Mr. Zheng asked me for? What about others?"
The waiter in the shop cheered up, and immediately said: "Our shopkeeper is waiting for you at the back! He thought you wouldn't come because you didn't see his private message! Hey, look at my mouth! Don't say anything, come with me into the back room !” With that said, he led Su Ji and He Junming into the back room, and then ran to pour tea courteously.
Zheng Laiqiu was inspecting the traditional Chinese medicine in the store at this time, and was overjoyed to see Su Ji coming. He immediately went up to greet him, cupped his hands and said, "Su Xiaoyou, long time no see! I didn't expect to see you in half a year, and you are already a celebrity! I was blind at the time." Taishan, please forgive me, forgive me!"
"Don't, don't, Mr. Zheng, are you going to kill me?" Su Ji was used to this kind of polite conversation, and quickly supported Mr. Zheng.
The three of them were seated, the tea was served, and the shop waiter left obediently, leaving space for the three of them.
Su Ji took a sip of his tea, and asked straight to the point: "Old Zheng, I don't know why you called me here?"
When Zheng Laiqiu said this, there was a hint of worry on his brows.
Su Ji found that he seemed to be much older, and the wrinkles on his face could kill flies.
"Ah!" He sighed and said, "It's like this. During the Spring Festival, my daughter-in-law and granddaughter went back to their hometown. Unexpectedly, after returning, my daughter-in-law got a strange disease, and my granddaughter also had a high fever and talked nonsense. I I took them to see doctors with my son, but I couldn’t see why. Later, I heard from her that when they came back, they passed a mass grave and heard strange noises... I thought it might be ghosts and gods It’s a mischief, but I don’t know any Taoists, and I’m afraid of encountering liars... I remembered that you seem to be an expert in this field, so I begged you to come here with a shy face!"
Su Ji pondered for a moment, and then said seriously: "It seems that we have encountered something dirty, but for the specifics, we may have to go to your house to see for ourselves."
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-06-1121:53:00~2020-06-1123:54:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Moyu;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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