Doomsday tour

Everyone didn't know about the craftsmanship of the lunatic before, but after a meal, everyone still realized something.

"I just said it's not as delicious as mine." Xianhe was still muttering in a low voice, poking the burnt fried egg with chopsticks, "and roasting my kind into this virtue."

"This is an egg, not a crane's egg." Zuo Qingyan calmly picked up a chopstick and dipped a burnt egg in soy sauce and stuffed it into his mouth.

"You can eat this!" Xianhe looked at him in horror, his mouth opened wide.

"Although the taste is a bit strong, it will be overwhelmed by dipping in more soy sauce." Zuo Qingyan said without any pressure.

Xianhe's face turned green: "I've worked so hard to make delicious food for you...I'm really a bitch."

"No, no, I can tell if it's delicious or not. Ah Ming's craftsmanship is of course extraordinary." Zuo Qingyan immediately put on a flattering smile to calm the restless crane.

Lian Han came out of the kitchen carrying a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes. If you ignore the burnt eggs, the bright red color of the tomatoes is still very flattering.

"Come, try my handicraft." Lian Han put down the scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and sat down by himself.

Three dishes and one soup, seaweed soup has no technical content, not to mention, the scrambled eggs with tomatoes are burnt, the fried eggs are mushy, and the stir-fried meat with green vegetables is also limp.

Only Zuo Qingyan eats to save face. This guy can gobble up anything he eats like this. It's like a starving ghost reincarnated. Everyone else just tasted it. Xianhe has already looked at the kitchen frequently, wondering if he can come and cook it himself Show off your culinary skills.

Lian Han picked up a chopstick of vegetables and said: "My craftsmanship is not good, but Fang Bin's craftsmanship is really good. Don't miss the opportunity if you have the opportunity."

"Captain Fang? I really can't tell." Rong Zijie said.

"Don't underestimate him. He and I have known each other since we were young. Later, when I got married, I often dragged my husband to his house for dinner. When I gave birth, he still cooked chicken soup for me. His skills are amazing. Alright." Lian Han laughed, "If any girl can marry him, it will be a blessing, and she will never touch the sun in this life."

The four men sucked chopsticks, some took vegetables, and the one who devoured the most voraciously asked while swallowing: "Does he like men?"

"Do you want to recommend yourself a pillow mat?" Lian Han glanced at him.

"Shouldn't you marry him home and wait for food?" Zuo Qingyan asked suspiciously.

"..."

Rong Zijie began to seriously consider whether he should put more effort into cooking... Hey, why did he think about this...

After dinner, Lian Han went to Fang Bin to discuss the return trip. The crane was washing the dishes in the sink, and he had to pull Tu Fei to watch beside him. He was not allowed to play games or meditate. According to him, this made me uncomfortable. You can't be happy when you are happy.But he didn't expect Tu Fei to be able to wash the dishes, this guy would be fine if he didn't break the dishes, so he expected him to wash them clean?

Everyone who cultivates the four bodies does not work hard and does not distinguish the five grains.

Tu Fei leaned against the cupboard and watched Zhu Heming wash the dishes without saying a word. Xian Hezuo complained and reprimanded him readily, nodding repeatedly and answering from time to time.

"Hey, are you listening to me?" Xian He turned to stare at him, still holding a greasy plate in his hand.

Tu Fei stared at the window and turned back to the crane's face: "I'm listening."

Seeing Xianhe looking at him suspiciously, Tu Fei added: "My master Wu Chenzi once told me that if someone is willing to cook and wash dishes for you, then you have to endure that person's nagging."

Xianhe's face changed again: "Your master said...is his wife."

"It's indeed the wife of Shuangxiu with my master, my teacher's wife." Tu Fei said with a straight face.

For a while, Zhu Heming didn't know what to say, and silently lowered his head and continued to wash the dishes, but for some reason, his face was always strangely rosy.

"You..." Zhu Heming wanted to say something more, but in the end he choked in his throat and could only respond in silence.

But Tu Fei showed a rare smile: "You are much cuter when you are blushing than when you are angry."

"But...cute?!"

Tu Fei immediately turned his face back, as if he didn't say anything just now.

An untimely person appeared at the door of the kitchen: "A Ming, can I have some meat tonight?"

"Eat, eat, eat, eat to death, forget it!" Xianhe roared back more and more angrily.

Zuo Qingyan touched his nose, and Ah-Dai hissed, as if he was not satisfied with Xianhe's answer.

"Don't worry, Dumb. Although Little Crane's mouth is a bit awkward, he is still very honest. When he roars happily, he will have meat to eat at night." Zuo Qingyan said to Dumb.

"You are awkward!"

"Look, this is awkward." Zuo Qingyan nodded repeatedly.

Tu Fei stepped forward and closed the kitchen door: "The kitchen is an important place, and idlers are not allowed to enter."

"Tsk tsk, Fellow Daoist Tu, you really... have that and forgot that and that." Zuo Qingyan teased with a smile, and ran away in a hurry.

They were divided into two rooms in the temporary housing of the Four Seas Merchant Group, and they lived in pairs as usual. When Zuo Qingyan returned to the room, he saw Rong Zijie playing with his gun, and he couldn't help asking: "Is it maintenance of guns again?"

Rong Zijie looked up at him, and continued to oil his two Desert Eagles: "If you don't pay attention to this, there will be problems soon. At that time, the deviation in accuracy is nothing. If the spring is fatigued and the firing pin breaks, it will be troublesome." gone."

Zuo Qingyan sat in front of him and observed carefully, the smell of gun oil made his sensitive nose feel uncomfortable.

"Why oil it?" Zuo Qingyan asked again.

"Because it will rust, I usually disassemble and wipe it once a week. There are some substances in gun oil that can remove floating rust, usually caustic soda..." Seeing Zuo Qingyan looking at him inexplicably, he couldn't help but feel emotional Great, "Forget it, if you don't talk about this, you are not interested."

Zuo Qingyan nodded again and again, Duan was dangling on top of his head, and was finally pulled out by his master, stuffed into a flowerpot and put aside.Rong Zijie glanced at Dumb: "That little guy is getting more and more human."

"Of course, I've raised it for so many years. If I don't learn how to be good again, it will be in vain." Zuo Qingyan said proudly, "It's agreed that you can't bully it."

"Which eye of yours sees that I'm bullying it and not it bullying me?" Rong Zijie frowned and asked back.

"This..." Zuo Qingyan was at a loss for words, so he could only dryly laugh twice, "Xianhe said that he is going to the nearby mountains to look for common medicinal materials tomorrow, and asked if you want to go together."

"are you going?"

"Well, he said that if he encountered wild rabbits on the road, he would catch them and roast them for me."

"..." Rong Zijie laughed, "You, a few rabbits bought you off."

"Didn't you also bribe me with canned pork? Speaking of which, you have been in arrears with the canned food for a long time, and I didn't even ask you for it."

Rong Zijie shook his head helplessly: "I'll give it to you next time. I'll go with you tomorrow. Anyway, I'm free if I'm free."

"I thought you would communicate more with Fang Bin and Lian Crazy." Zuo Qingyan looked at him and said, "After all, you are more interested in doing business."

Rong Zijie raised his eyebrows: "If that's the case, I wouldn't have left the Baiyun Camp in the first place."

"It's also..." Zuo Qingyan nodded, "So you still can't bear to part with us, right?"

The man smiled heartlessly, but Rong Zijie didn't know what to say for a while.

Probably, it is really reluctant.