Doomsday tour

"Okay, now our problem is that no one knows where the local tyrant's house is." Xianhe said, spreading his hands.

"This is easy, catch a local goblin." Zuo Qingyan suggested.

As soon as the words were finished, a young man with a green paper tarpaulin umbrella came out from the corner. He was wearing snow-white clothes and hurried past. He seemed to be aware of the existence of the four of them, and he removed the umbrella to look at them curiously. Then his face turned pale in horror, he turned around and left after trembling.

"Catch him!" Immediately the crane shouted.

Zuo Qingyan followed the good example, threw out Dumb and shouted: "Tie it back."

Dumb was accurately thrown onto the boy's paper umbrella, and the rain made it very happy. At this moment, it shook the vines on the flower buds on the paper umbrella, and swished out a few whips to tie the boy up firmly. Step by step, he climbed up to the master to claim credit.

The boy was trembling with a pale face, ready to cry, "I'm just soy sauce."

"I don't care if you make soy sauce or vinegar, say, which race of goblins?" Xian He rarely pretended to be a tiger, and at this moment he played a black face with great interest, and used the boy's oiled paper umbrella to touch his face.

"Rabbit, rabbit." The boy said fearfully, his big eyes were indeed watery.

"Where's the ears?" Crane gave him a sideways look.

The boy shivered with his eyes closed, and a pair of long ears protruded from the top of his head.

"It's so cute." Zuo Qingyan said with a smile.

Rong Zijie's heart skipped a beat, this guy might like this kind of beautiful boy.

"I heard that a big monster came here, which clan is it from, and where does it live?" Xianhe asked again.

"Living in the valley behind Baiyao Town, there is a ladybug spirit." The bunny boy was tied up uncomfortably, and begged again, "Can you let me go?"

Dumb's flower buds rubbed over, swayed in front of the boy, and then happily bit his arm. The boy let out a scream, almost crying.

"Okay, Dumb, come back, I can't resist you biting him." Zuo Qingyan waved his hand and called Dumb back. Dumb seemed to be reluctant to part, Rong Zijie said indifferently: "I remember you ordered it to bite me It’s pretty exciting when you’re at it.”

"I think your skin is quite thick." Zuo Qingyan stretched out his arm and pulled Rong Zijie's arm for comparison, "Look, I have much thinner skin and more tender flesh than yours."

"...!" Compared with the old goblins in the cultivation world, who is thin-skinned and tender-faced, isn't this asking for trouble?

"You lead the way." Zuo Qingyan was still humane, and comforted the frightened rabbit spirit, even the rabbit couldn't help being frightened with a murmur in his heart.

"You guys, you won't eat me, will you?" The rabbit spirit was still a little scared.

"Although I have always caught and roasted the hair of your kindred in the wild, but generally speaking, I am more humane to fairies. Look at this crane fairy, and look at this fairy of unknown species on my head. I know—hey, when did you climb up, dumb? Come down quickly, you haven't showered yet!" Zuo Qingyan began to drag dumb down.

Ah-Dai grabbed his head like a can of meat, steadfastly refusing to move his nest, and Zuo Qingyan felt that his head would fall off first when he pulled it down, so he had no choice but to give up. look.But seeing that there was no one to talk to in the group, he could only hold back his grievances and lead the way honestly.

After leaving Baiyao Town and walking towards the back mountain, the rain stopped, but the ground was extremely muddy. The Rabbit Spirit was aggrieved all the way, but he had nothing to do with this group of robbers. The four robbers behind were talking and laughing, as if they were happily preparing robbery.

"What steps do you need to take to rob here?" Rong Zijie asked.

"Oh, it depends on whether you are asking about the era I lived in or the era Tu Fei and the others lived in. In my era, people usually show their knives to passers-by in a deserted alley on a dark and stormy night." Robbery', passers-by will pay the money honestly, but if you look too good to the audience, the robbers may take a look at it." Xianhe said that his face changed slightly, and he seemed to be deeply hurt, "Tu Fei In those days, the steps were a bit cumbersome. People generally like to find a place with poor mountains and bad waters to build roads and plant trees, and then people pass by and start shouting: I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to pass by this place, leave it behind. Buy road money! Then jump out and shake your knife, and show the passers-by that you have a lot of people, powerful force, and tyrannical value, and then the passers-by will honestly hand over the things, but if you look too good, the robbers may be robbed Go back and be Mrs. Yazhai."

"So robbery and robbery are usually combined here?" Rong Zijie nodded and asked clearly.

"Well... everyone likes to drop by." Xianhe said, pinching his face again, "I've always been robbed of money, but fortunately, goblins usually only rob money but not sex, perverts are always a minority .”

"A Ming, how are we going to rob later?" Zuo Qingyan turned around and asked.

"Rush in and shout first, and then ask to hand over the spirit stone. Also, we are black and black, please don't use the word robbery, we never do evil things." Xianhe said righteously.

The rabbit who was leading the way looked back at them resentfully. Wasn't he just arrested to lead the way?

Immortal Crane saw Rabbit Spirit's eyes, and coughed dryly: "Actually, we also heard that this big monster has occupied Baiyao Town for a long time, doing evil things and amassing money recklessly, so we were ready to do justice for the sky because of our righteous indignation. This is called beating local tyrants to divide the land, That's what uprisings love to do."

"I'm just afraid that you won't divide the land after you finish fighting the local tyrants." The Rabbit Fairy said with a pursed mouth, "I was robbed of a lot of spirit stones by that goblin, more than a dozen yuan."

"Ahem, I'll pay you back when we finish fighting the local tyrants. We're here to do justice for the sky, not to rob." Xianhe coughed a few times in embarrassment and said.

"Really?" Rabbit Jing's eyes lit up.

"Really!" The crane gritted its teeth and stomped its feet, and broke up.

"Then shall we rob for sex?" Zuo Qingyan asked again.

"This... depends on the target, I don't have any hope for the ladybug's appearance." Xianhe said.

Talking and walking, the four led a team to the cave of the legendary ladybug spirit.In this desolate valley, there is actually such a treasure land of geomantic omen. There is a pool here, and a clear spring next to it flows down from the mountain stream, making the sound of clanging water in the pool. From a distance, it is full of vitality and the fragrance of birds and flowers.

"This goblin can pick places." Xianhe said jealously.

The Rabbit Spirit pointed to the stone cave by the deep pool and said, "It's there, I won't go in, you strong men, be careful."

"Don't worry, the few of us are more than enough to deal with a goblin." Xianhe laughed triumphantly.

A few words are engraved on the top of the cave, the cave of collecting money.Zuo Qingyan felt that he liked it as soon as he saw it. The name is really good, and there are good things at first sight.

Rong Zijie, on the other hand, thought of the tragedy of the Duobao Pagoda of the Tongshen School, and couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.

"There is an enchantment outside, Tu Fei, cut it down, let's kick the door!" Xianhe clenched his fists with excitement.

The spring of his robbed party for thousands of years has finally come!