Doomsday tour

What's wrong with Our Lady?This issue sparked extensive discussions. ET from an extraterrestrial said that he wished that everyone around him would be the Virgin, so that his life would be infinitely happy—if he had no money, he would just ask someone to ask for it, and if he was hungry, he would go to a restaurant to eat the overlord meal —— Zuo Qingyan is envious of this point; Zuo Qingyan has always been indifferent, it is someone else's business, he can't control it, of course it feels good to be controlled by the Holy Mother, especially the Holy Mother is in charge; Tu Fei has never had any objections, I guess According to his inner thoughts, there is nothing wrong with him being able to protect the crane that suffers from the Madonna's disease from time to time, as long as that guy is not as good as the Madonna to the point of cutting flesh to feed zombies.

On this question, Xianhe's answer was just one sentence: "Okay, you can ask yourself, are you cooking dinner today?!"

After speaking, he stepped on the new grave angrily and went down the mountain.

The three looked at each other, Zuo Qingyan scratched his hair and said, "The person in charge of the meal must not be offended." The remaining two nodded repeatedly.

Back at the foot of the mountain, Zhu Heming was already in the car. He was cleaning up his herbs. The weather was good today. He seemed to want to dry these herbs. However, there was too much smoke and dust when driving, and the fluffy herbs were easily blown away. , he could only sigh, and silently stuffed the herbs into the Qiankun bag.

"What's for dinner?" Zuo Qingyan leaned over stickily and asked obsequiously.

Xianhe rolled his eyes at him: "Eat yourself."

"I have rough skin and thick flesh, so it doesn't taste good." Zuo Qingyan said seriously, then thought for a while and said, "Actually, the crane tastes good after plucking its feathers and roasting it. Think about it? The ancients always said that burning the qin and cooking the crane Yes, the taste of boiled crane must also be very good."

"Think about your sister! Drive there!" Zhu He groaned, what a precious animal crane is, he only thought about eating.

Zuo Qingyan restlessly sat on the passenger seat, resting his chin with one hand and covering his stomach with the other, pretending to be melancholy. Rong Zijie opened the car door and sat on the driver's seat. He glanced at him and asked, "Stomach pain?"

"It hurts." Zuo Qingyan replied without raising his head.

"..." Rong Zijie ignited the engine with black lines all over his face, stepped on the accelerator and sped away.

In the evening, the car came to Zhu Heming's familiar place: "Here, go to the left, do you see that small road? Go through that small road and turn left, you will see a three-way intersection, go right at that three-way intersection , you can reach the goblin market by walking straight.”

"I thought I had to go through a wall or something. Wouldn't normal people go wrong on this road?" Rong Zijie asked doubtfully.

"Passing through the wall? Do you think this is platform nine and three-quarters? Or are you riding a light wheel two thousand?" Crane said angrily, "Of course the goblin market is a stronghold for seemingly normal people. But there is an enchantment on the road, and there is no way to get lost."

Rong Zijie didn't understand the demons of the earth, so he could only continue driving in doubt.

After crossing the three-way intersection, turn right, and the road sign says "Baiyao Town".This arrogant and incomparable name immediately made Rong Zijie feel amused.

"Is it okay to be so upright? The sign of Baiyao Town is really shocking." Rong Zijie asked Xianhe.

"There is a saying in the art of war. What is real is false, and what is false is real. Humans are actually quite brainless. When they see such an upright name, they can at most admire the size of China, and then take pictures. So far, there has never been a pain in the ass. Humans drive to find What happened in Baiyao Town." Zhu Heming said, with a little complacency, "From this point of view, we goblins understand humans quite well, after all, we have lived together for so many years, and there are quite a few intermarriages."

"Is the marriage harmonious?" Rong Zijie couldn't help asking curiously.

"...Well, it seems that the divorce rate is gradually increasing. It used to be quite harmonious... You know, the love stories between humans and fairies are quite romantic, but now..." Xianhe laughed awkwardly , touched his nose.

"With the improvement of civilization, it is inevitable that the divorce rate will increase. This is similar to ours, but because the mother planet has a very different concept of marriage from yours, it is not as good as yours in some respects." Rong Zi Jie seemed to think of something helpless, and sighed inaudibly.

"What about specifics?"

"People in our area don't like getting married very much, because it is very troublesome to register for marriage registration in the morning, and it is very troublesome to cancel the marriage registration at night, so they simply don't get married and don't worry." Rong Zijie said.

"..." Xianhe thought about his choice of words and said, "I still feel that we should be cautious when it comes to marriage."

"I think so too. It has become even more chaotic since the home planet opened up the law of interracial marriage. When I returned to the home star last time, I was fortunate to participate in a certain star's material life form - similar to what you call slime It was a wedding with a friend of mine, and I was somewhat reluctant when I wished the couple well." Rong Zijie's expression twisted strangely, "Maybe they are right, I am somewhat conservative."

Zuo Qingyan was half-knowledgeable, and curiously took out Ah-Dai from his Qiankun bag: "Then can I marry Ah-Dai?"

Rong Zijie's expression was a little weird: "There is no problem in theory, but I feel that your sexual life will not be so harmonious. Of course, tentacles are also a hobby. I am not qualified to express opinions on other people's hobbies..."

"Huh?" Zuo Qingyan looked at him blankly.

"No, it's nothing." Rong Zijie smiled stiffly, "It's better to be cautious when it comes to marriage."

Xian He couldn't help raising his hand and asked: "Then how is your friend who married... and slime now?"

"Fine, except I don't agree with his approach of using slimes as blowup dolls."

"...I think it's more like a condom." Xianhe said with an embarrassing face.

The temperature in the car suddenly dropped, ET and Xianhe trembled together, one stepped on the accelerator and the other touched the PSP with trembling hands.

Tu Fei is indomitable, the keys are flying like flying, but he just slams into the monsters, Xianhe is very lucky that he is quite reliable when fighting the enemy, otherwise this sword repair is really...

"Tu Fei, play with things and lose your mind, you should practice more." Xianhe felt that he had made a directional error on this issue. He originally thought he could laugh at Tu Fei's game level-this goal was indeed achieved, but it was achieved too much. It's so perfect that he can laugh at Tu Fei's game level all the time now.

Tu Fei glanced at him: "I have my own measure, and it's more than enough to protect you anyway."

Xianhe didn't know whether to be moved or to sigh, and finally he silently sorted out the herbs and prepared to go to the Fairy Bazaar to exchange some useful things.

"Rong Rong, we seem to have been driving this road for a long time." Zuo Qingyan couldn't help reminding while looking at the unchanging scenery in front of him.

Rong Zijie was adjusting the sunglasses. It seemed that he had already entered the enchantment, and the scanning of the surrounding environment was restricted to a certain extent.

"No, we shouldn't have gone wrong." Rong Zijie said firmly.

"Well, you saw that big banyan tree, that's the sign of the goblin market, and you'll be there in another three or four miles." Xianhe looked up at the giant tree in front of him and said happily.