Doomsday tour

"What is before us is a serious problem. If this problem is not effectively resolved, Tu Fei's combat effectiveness will be weakened, and his rage may increase; my depression will increase, and my internal affairs and cooking skills will be forcibly sealed."

Xianhe sat on the hood and said seriously to Rong Zijie and Zuo Qingyan.

"What's wrong?" Rong Zijie also became serious.

Xianhe took out a PSP: "The battery is out."

"There's no electricity, this is easy." Zuo Qingyan nodded knowingly, got up and patted the grass clippings on his clothes with a handprint on his left hand, pointing to the sky: "Jade Qing is young, and the true talisman tells the alliance. Push the two Qi, mixed into reality. Five thunders and five thunders, Huang Ning in a hurry. Changes in the dense atmosphere, roaring thunder and lightning. Hearing the call, it arrives, and the sound of the sun is heard quickly. The wolf is in the sea, the worm is only Lu, and the chun suppresses the evil... ..."

"Don't——!!!" Crane's tragic scream sounded, and he ran away with the PSP in his hand.

"...Hurry up like a law!"

Thunder light exploded in the clear sky, and the thick-armed Lei Zhu went straight to the off-road vehicle...

"No!!!" This time it was the turn of Rong Zijie, who was about to suffer property losses, to wail.

"Broken!" Zuo Qingyan flicked his right fingertips, and a blue light appeared on the roof of the car. The Five Thunder Curse was eliminated by the burst of blue light, as if it was directly drawn into the void.

The two were still in shock, looking at the off-road vehicle that survived the disaster with pale faces.

"Tsk tsk, it scares you." The instigator shook his head and showed a disgusting smile, "Everyone is so panic-stricken, it's not that cultivators always lack so much." Unchanged' calm."

At the end, I added a general comment: "Not manly enough."

The last sentence completely angered the two of them, Xianhe's face was fierce, and Rong Zijie's expression was even colder and silent. This kind of silent protest obviously couldn't touch Zuo Qingyan. He sat on the grass contentedly and tried to talk to Dumb Playing, dumb is easy to get along with. After eating and drinking, dumb swims and swims by himself, from the grass to the tree, and now he is basking in the sun on the top of the tree contentedly, and the vines all over his body are stretched out. From a distance, it looks like It is a vigorous parasitic plant.

"Do you know the Five Thunder Curse?" Tu Fei, who had been sitting under a tree trying to clear Super Mario, asked without looking up.

"Brother Tu, although I am a wood-type cultivator, I still have a little research on various spells. According to Ah Ming, this is called a basic spell with unlimited attributes. It is a novice general skill. My Five Thunder Curse Although the skills are not perfect, there is still a momentum to frighten people. Look, there are two of them who have been bluffed?" Zuo Qingyan said triumphantly.

The "bluffed" two stared at him with resentful eyes.

"The battery is out." Tu Fei looked at the PSP and muttered.

"It's really troublesome. I only know the five thunder curses related to electricity. When this thing is chopped off, the thing called Pi Ai Si Pi will be finished. The name is so bad, I feel a little itchy." Zuo Qingyan He touched his chin and pondered.

Rong Zijie and Xianhe looked at each other, and finally ET sighed: "Okay, I have a small generator on hand, a pedal type, who will come."

As he spoke, he placed the small pedal generator on the grass.Xianhe studied the structure and found something like a transformer charger to charge it. Rong Zijie's sympathetic eyes made Xianhe feel bad.

"Are you going to step on it for hours?" Rong Zijie asked.

Xianhe's face froze: "It will take so long?"

"Maybe you can play PSP while stepping on it, but after a long time, I think you will inevitably have sequelae-such as unconscious shaking of hands and feet, dull face, stiff muscles, tremors all over the body, what do you humans call this... ...Oh, Parkinson's syndrome." Rong Zijie said with a smile, seemingly interested.

"This..." Xianhe hesitated, looking at the pedal generator as if looking at an old enemy.

Zuo Qingyan got up and stepped on the pedals. This pedal generator is a bit like the pedal inflator that the crane saw at the entrance of the kindergarten, stepping on it.

"Get in the car, we have to continue on our way, the Taicang hills are too far away." Rong Zijie frowned and said to Zuo Qingyan who was trampling happily.

Zuo Qingyan responded, and hurried up the tree to pull down the sun-bathing Ah-Dai. Ah-Dai was annoyed, whip-like vines swung wildly, Zuo Qingyan couldn't avoid it, and a red mark appeared on his face instantly.

"Tsk, I think dumb can hold you down." Crane gloated.

Zuo Qingyan hugged Ah-Dai, and said quietly: "You are self-willed and you are arrogant, but it is because I like you."

The crane who was happily watching from the side suddenly became stiff all over. It seemed that a thunderbolt came down in front of him, and it hit him directly on the head.

"You..." Xian He stared blankly at each person and flower, mumbling and unable to speak.

The other two people in the car didn't respond, Xian He rubbed his goosebumps, thinking that he might be too sensitive, but Zuo Qingyan's resentful voice and sad tone just now all revealed an unconcealable... basic affection.

"I thought you were just a broken sleeve..." Xianhe said after considering his words.

I didn't expect that you didn't even let the plants go.

"Broken sleeve? Broken sleeve..." Zuo Qingyan tugged at his hair and nodded, then smiled happily, "This is easy."

As he spoke, he approached Xianhe's little face with a sinister smile and said, "It's like this..."

With a tear, the crane's sleeve was missing half.

"Look, the sleeve is broken." Zuo Qingyan said while shaking the upper half of the sleeve.

"..."

If you don't break out in silence or die in silence, Xianhe finally couldn't bear it anymore: "Zuo Qingyan! You, don't even think about eating tonight!"

"...Hero, spare your life!"

"roll!"

In the end, the threat of regardless of food was withdrawn after Zuo Qingyan promised to help Xianhe mend his sleeves diligently and honestly take over the task of generating electricity and recharging.

It's a pity that the sewing level of a guy who has never done needlework in his life is really appalling. Xian He feels sorry for his little sewing kit left, so he takes it back and sews his own sleeves.

Rong Zijie looked back curiously, as if he was quite interested in this kind of stitching.

"Dai, let's generate electricity." Zuo Qingyan said to Dui.

Dumb swayed back and forth, pretending that he didn't understand anything—it must feel that he was so innocent in the wind and sun.

"Canned meat?" Zuo Qingyan shook the canned pork of Sanwu products in his hand.

Duan began to comb his flower buds with vines, and his small appearance was full of immovable temperament.

"Another bowl of peanuts?" Zuo Qingyan squeezed another handful of peanuts.

Dui started to weave twists with his own vines, but ignored it.

Zuo Qingyan's complexion changed slightly, and he grinned twice: "Toast and not eat fine wine, you're promising."

Dumb was stunned, and remained motionless in a daze.

"In a word, do you want to do it?"

Dui hesitated for a moment, obediently climbed off the back of the chair, wrapped the vines around the pedals and started to move.

"Look, Duan is so obedient." Zuo Qingyan proudly showed off to the crane.

"..."

Even plants are enslaved, this unscrupulous guy.