Doomsday tour

Zhu Heming always thought that he was a lucky crane, although the entire crane family could hardly find any survivors because of being caught by wild beasts and humans, and the rest were caught and roasted by cultivators Alchemy of alchemy, not much left.On the day when his stinky father and irascible mother were taken away by a passing cultivator and trained as an alchemy boy, he was lucky to escape by showing off his long legs by the water.

Zhu Heming always thought his legs were beautiful, slender and slender, and he was fascinated by the beautiful legs reflected on the water surface when he stepped on the water with his long legs.But this narcissism disappeared after he cultivated human form.

Because... after he took shape, he happily looked towards the surface of the water——

Convex, who is this underage with a straight face!

A boy with a bun face and short legs is looking at himself by the river, where are his beautiful legs, where are his beautiful legs?What about his slender legs that account for 1/2 of his height?

Crane is very sad.For the first time, he felt that he might not be so lucky.

The second thing that made him feel unlucky was from Master Xuan Ling.

One day he was looking in the mirror by the water, pinching his bun face, just happened to pass by Master Xuanling Yujian, and saw that the area below was full of spiritual energy, and there might be rare medicinal herbs, so he came down to look around, and happened to see Zhu Heming.

The crane demon is famous for its alchemy skills. It is rare to see a live crane demon. The real Xuanling is so comforted that he kidnaps the crane demon regardless of whether he wants it or not.

In some respects, cultivators are one-sided guys. They are off-line and out-of-the-box when doing things, and they like to burn the piano and "boil the crane".

For example, Master Xuanling: There is a crane demon→a good helper in alchemy→cannot be let go→kidnapped away, so Zhu Heming was put in a sack for no apparent reason.

Master Xuanling is the elder of the Linghua Sect in Mobei, in charge of alchemy matters, and now he is in a good mood to get a crane demon.Zhu Heming looked unhappy at Linghuamen, and was kidnapped inexplicably. The robbers were still advanced practitioners, so he could only protest the unfair treatment with his eyes.

Master Xuanling treated him well, and rewarded him with a magic weapon "Wood Life World". There is another world in this ring, which can grow various herbs. Zhu Heming forgot his situation as soon as he got the treasure, and happily Holding the ring to learn alchemy.

It can be seen that in some respects, goblins are also stubborn guys.

Zhu Heming felt that he was a blessing in disguise. Although he was trapped in a sack, he met a kind master, got a magic weapon, and had a chance to learn alchemy. This is a rare thing for him, a fairy in the mountains. chance.

He studied alchemy seriously in the Linghua Sect, and achieved a small success in less than three years. Master Xuanling entrusted him with the refining of ordinary pills such as Guiyuan Pill, and went to collect precious medicinal materials to refine rare medicines. The elixir is gone.

But there are always accidents. Master Xuanling has spent more than ten years collecting the herbs of Lichen Pill. Among them, the most precious one is the sunflower lotus that has been cultivated by Linghuamen for 33 years. All that is missing is the medicinal material.

The Lichen Pill can be said to be the elixir second only to the Feisheng Golden Pill in the cultivation world. Even if a cultivator blew himself up, the Golden Pill and Yuanying can be saved as long as he takes the Lixuan Pill. killed.

But this alchemy went wrong.

It can’t be said that Zhu Heming is all to blame. He didn’t have enough sleep that day, and he checked the list of medicinal materials for Xuanling Zhenren’s surgery, but he mistakenly regarded Lishucao as Lizhucao. Regardless of the similar names and shapes of these two herbs, But the medicinal properties are quite different.Master Xuanling was busy serving Kui Zhanglian and didn't check carefully, so he just poured the necessary medicinal materials into the pill furnace.

This is how the tragedy happened. The scribbled handwriting of Daoist Xuanling and the drowsy Zhu Heming who was knocking on the little yellow book in the middle of the night, the result must be that the furnace of Lichen Dan turned into medicine dregs.

Because the medicinal materials put into the furnace were all in duplicate, Master Xuanling discovered the problem when he checked the backed-up medicinal materials afterwards, he was furious and threw Zhu Heming out of the Linghua Gate in a fit of anger.

Zhu Heming, who was still wearing the Mushengjie in his hand, left the Linghua Gate with tears in his eyes.

Life in the mortal world is quite comfortable, but Zhu Heming turned himself into a charlatan and started selling pills, such as nourishing yin, strengthening yang, beautifying and beautifying the face, and curing all diseases. For a crane demon who is proficient in alchemy, it is nothing to worry about. The only problem is that his face is too tender, and when he comes up with a wretched monster, he will ask how much it is for a night, and he is so angry that he slaps his cunt leg, which directly makes him inhumane.

The days of selling medicine are quite happy, mainly because there are many repeat customers, and you can peek at long-legged girls on the street. The only thing to beware of is the urban management who is like a special forces reserve.

But the good times don't last long, the global outbreak of the zombie virus has turned the whole city into a Shura field full of zombies.Zhu Heming raced out of the city to the suburbs and hid in a farm for half a month.The situation gradually deteriorated until one day when the aura of heaven and earth suddenly disappeared, Zhu Heming ran to the nearby fairy market in horror to inquire about the news. The scattered fairies who hadn't left told him that the entire world of self-cultivation had left the earth. The goblins have almost left, and the rest are poor people who can't pay the transmission fee.

After speaking, these poor people robbed Zhu Heming of the spirit stone and ran away.

Zhu Heming had been carefully clutching the ring Mushengjie in his hand, but handed over the rest readily.

So penniless.

Poor Zhu Heming found a hidden corner and set up a stall to sell Huichundan and Guiyuandan - he called these two kinds of medicines, the red pill and the blue pill (=v=), hoping to earn some money so that he could have a better life soon. Leaving the earth, the result...

"How do you sell Guiyuan Pill?" A man exuding the aura of a gangster came to Zhu Heming in a hurry.

Zhu Heming's gaze shifted from his long legs to his face. This person's aura is not a fairy at all, but more like...a cultivator!

The crane demon was a little scared, what if this guy also likes to wear sacks like the real Xuanling.

"Five mid-grade spirit stones." Zhu Heming said as gently as possible.He swore that if the man frowned he would immediately discount it.

"Two bottles."

Zhu Heming immediately handed two bottles to the man, and the man said very confidently: "I have no money."

Did he also rob money in addition to robbing medicine? !Zhu Heming burst into tears immediately.

The poor crane demon obediently took out five spirit stones and offered them with both hands.

The man in black looked at him inexplicably, and said righteously: "I am a hero, not a bandit. I owe the money first, and I will pay it back later."

Looking at his upright face, Zhu Heming felt as if a thousand muddy horses were galloping past on the Mahler Gobi, and he couldn't help muttering, "It's obviously the city management."

The hero glared at him, and picked up Zhu Heming like a chicken.

"Can alchemy?"

"……Um."

"Can you cook and do laundry?"

"……Um."

"Are you afraid of death?"

"...Mmmmmm!"

"There are living dead everywhere now. In order to protect your safety, you can follow me for the time being. I don't have any money right now. I will pay you back when I have it."

After the hero finished speaking righteously, he added: "My name is Tu Fei."

"...Bandits?!" The name is too damn appropriate.Zhu Heming burst into tears.

In this way, the hero Tu Fei grabbed a small follower and embarked on the road of practice in the last days.