Doomsday tour

The days when I returned to the East China Sea Base, in Xianhe's words, can be summed up in four words - eat and wait to die.

"Don't you think it's too depraved on such a day?!"

That day, the crane called everyone to the hall—including Dumb, who huddled in a flower pot and disguised himself as a plant. Huh, you said it was a plant?

Zhu Heming patted the table, attracting everyone's attention.

"Zuo Qingyan, if you eat melon seeds again, you will chop your hands!" Xianhe shouted angrily, Zuo Qingyan, who was eating melon seeds, was taken aback, and obediently put all the melon seeds in.

"Rong Zijie, if you look at Zuo Qingyan again, you will be blind!"

Rong Zijie reluctantly turned his gaze to Xianhe's face.

"Dumb, if you show off your teeth again, you'll lose your head!"

Duan hugged his head with vines and formed a pitiful green ball.

"Tu Fei, if you play PSP again, I will... you sleep on the floor!"

Zuo Qingyan and Rong Zijie started to boo, but was suppressed by Xianhe's words: "No matter how much you scream, you won't be able to eat!"

The uprising was thus ruthlessly suppressed.Zhu Heming rested his forehead and sighed. If he had known that Tu Fei would be addicted to the game again, he shouldn't have asked Rong Zijie to fix the PSP in the first place.

"Okay, today our topic is: how to be a noble person, a pure person, a moral person, a person out of vulgar taste, this kind of person must only eat three meals a day, never need Extra meals and snacks, this kind of person must have nothing to do with his wife and slaves, and most importantly, this kind of person will never take the goal of clearing all Super Mario games in a vulgar way!"

"I just want to pass the second level..." Tu Fei said solemnly.

"you shut up!"

Tu Fei shut up.

Xianhe looked at the three of them with a heartbroken first speech: "Don't you think we should do something more meaningful?"

Rong Zijie pondered for a while: "For example, to save all human beings?"

Immortal Crane's gaze swept from Zuo Qingyan to Tu Fei, and said seriously: "We have already done that work, now we should... go fishing."

"Well, grilled fish?"

"Bag."

"Can I play PSP at the side? I promise not to interfere with fishing."

"……Row."

"Can I use the fully automatic smart fishing tackle from the mother star?"

"Uh... well."

"Chi Chi Chi Chi?"

"It asks if you can use vines to weave a net to catch fish?"

"...Okay, okay."

The three of them cheered and began to prepare things. Xianhe stood aside blankly, suddenly feeling that he had made a wrong proposal.

"A Ming, hurry up, it's time for us to set off." Zuo Qingyan, who was carrying a self-made fishing rod, urged.

Dui crawled out of the flower pot, carefully pulled out his roots one by one, shook the soil on it, soaked it in the teacup on the side, and then dried it—"Dai, don't throw the dirt on me! "Xianhe looked at the mud spots on the snow-white clothes and couldn't help crying.

Dui turned a deaf ear to it - it really didn't have ears, and soon it finished shaking the soil, retracted its roots carefully, and then began to crawl with vines, aiming at Zuo Qingyan's head.

"Am I more comfortable than a flowerpot?" Zuo Qingyan asked Ah-Dai with a little complacency.

Dumb spanked his ass with a vine, as if urging the horse to run faster.

Zuo Qingyan, who was a bull and horse, sighed, spread his hands to Rong Zijie who was at the side, and went out with awe-inspiring fishing rod.

Since the floating shuttle car has not been repaired yet, Rong Zijie had to temporarily use a four-wheeled car to carry people, all the way through the bustling business district, and several people traveled over mountains and mountains to an abandoned port that is not often used in the East China Sea Base .

"This used to be a port leading to several other islands, but now there are many zombies on those islands. The base felt that there was no need to recover it, so they stayed there. Even the port was abandoned, but it is a good place for fishing. .” Rong Zijie said.

"...Brother Rong, I just want to know what is this one-man-tall machine beside you?" Crane asked with a strange expression.

Rong Zijie turned his face and glanced at the machine beside him, and then showed a smug smile: "The latest product of the mother planet - the universal fishing machine, satisfies the love of all fishing enthusiasts, scans the fish in the nearby sea area, and then Compare the database to change and adjust the bait at any time. It can also spread the fish's favorite taste to attract fish, and release high-voltage electric paralysis when the fish bite the hook to ensure that they are stunned and not dead. Provides a freezing function to keep fresh. The maximum fishing weight reaches [-] tons, even giant whales can be easily handled, which is really good news for fishing enthusiasts.”

Xianhe said to Tu Fei with an embarrassing face, "Should we go home and stay at home?"

"I'll go wherever you go." Tu Fei said love words with a zombie face, and the effect was that except for the moved face of Xianhe, the rest of the people kept their expressions stiff.

"Ahem, for the sake of fairness, I think the use of high-tech tools should be prohibited." Xianhe suggested.

Except for Rong Zijie, everyone approved the proposal unanimously.

So the four of them sat on the abandoned floating pier and started fishing with four fishing rods. Duan climbed from Zuo Qingyan's head to the ground, then hesitantly stretched out a vine, and carefully tested the water temperature.

The sea water in spring was still a little cold, and Dui felt that it was too harmful to his health to become a fishing net and go fishing in the water, so he stretched out two vines and hung down into the water and began to be dazed.

"Is this guy fishing too?" Rong Zijie asked strangely.

"I think it probably is, otherwise what do you think it is doing?" Zuo Qingyan asked back.

"...to test the conductivity of seawater."

"……what is that?"

"...With your IQ, it's hard for me to explain to you in a language you can understand."

Zuo Qingyan turned his head and asked Dumb: "Is he despising me?"

Dumb: "==?"

Xianhe squatted aside and covered his face silently. How did the two people see each other when they were talking about chicken and duck?

Tu Fei demonstrated the extraordinary talent of a high-level swordsman - holding the PSP in both hands to fight against endless levels, while the fishing rod was suspended in mid-air without moving, very stable.

"Have you cleared the second level?" Xian He asked maliciously.

"... I haven't played for a long time, and I can't pass the first level." Tu Fei said in a daze.

Immediately, Xianhe laughed, and said with a smile: "You should really be glad that you were born in an era without game consoles... Ah no, although you were not born in an era with game consoles, you still lived to the age of game consoles. So boy, learn how to play games well."

"Come up." Zuo Qingyan saw the buoy move on the sea surface, and immediately pulled up the fishing rod excitedly.

"...This is my fishing rod." Rong Zijie looked at the stolen fishing rod and said innocently.

"It's so small, your fishing rod doesn't work well." Zuo Qingyan sighed while holding a lively little fish, "It's not enough to fit between your teeth."

The little fish jumped even more fiercely, and the crane slapped Zuo Qingyan's paw and threw the fry back into the sea: "It's too small, save it for fattening."

At this time, Tu Fei also caught one, with a bulging belly, and it seemed that it was about to give birth. The crane picked up the fishing rod and rescued the mother fish: "If you are pregnant, save the cubs."

Zuo Qingyan said to Rong Zijie with a strange expression: "I have a feeling that I don't even want to eat a single fish today."

"……Um."