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What Edward waited for was not an affectionate confession, but a flying kick from Art.After the huge splash, Yate groaned, tears streaming down the feet holding him, and splashed into the hot spring.

Yate comforted himself with tears in his eyes, it is not a sin for a man to cry, he is in too much pain!It's like kicking a stone!

"Art!" Edward was taken aback. He carefully held up Art's feet and rubbed them gently, but before he rubbed them a few times, four of the five toes were red and swollen.

"No, the injury is serious, I have to find some medicine." Edward looked at Art apologetically.

After a while, Yate felt much better, and hurriedly wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes: "What medicine can I have here?"

Edward lifted his injured foot onto the stones by the side of the hot spring.The stone is warm because it is close to the hot spring, not cold at all.

"The treasures in the mountains are unimaginable." Edward touched Art's head, his golden eyes dimmed like thick honey, "Art, I'm sorry, just wait for me to come back."

After finishing speaking, the handsome red-brown-haired vampire stood up with a clatter, and his firm belly was instantly exposed from the water mist. The lines of the muscles on his abdomen were clearly visible, and the trickle flowed down those lines, along the leopard-print tights. Fluttering into the water.

The next moment, Edward jumped out of the hot spring pool with a flexible support on the stone surface, and disappeared into the dense forest with bare feet.

With one leg raised high, Yate sat alone in the Xiaoshuipu hot spring. After a while, he looked down at the water.

Through the sloshing water, he could vaguely see his black and white panda underwear and the bulge under the underwear.

Scratching his wet hair, Yate sighed with emotion. Sure enough, there is still a difference between the half-European blood and the brand-new original one!

A drop of cold water fell into Art's neck, rain on cedar leaves, and Art shuddered, waving away from the distorted direction of attention.

【咕咱咱...】

【嘿嘤嘤咱咱......】

Yate is washing his hair with one leg high, this action is a bit difficult, it's like pulling his leg up to his neck, like pretending to be an Indian son, to put it bluntly, it's almost like drilling his crotch, and the side is crying non-stop Acoustics can easily affect Art's performance.

Art wiped his hair and looked up, and saw a big scarlet-breasted parrot with bright feathers standing on a branch sadly wiping its eyes with its wings, crying so heartbroken.

When it was humming, Art interjected: "Don't cry, if there is something unhappy, just tell me to make me happy."

Big Crimson Chest's movements stopped, she lowered her head, and looked at Yate pretendingly.

Art wiped his head and said, "Come on, don't pretend, it's you."

After a long while, Da Feixiong clasped his wings to his chest, pulled his neck and let out a roar: [Monster——] he turned around and wanted to run, but he obviously forgot that his wings should be used for flying besides hugging his chest, so, The next moment, Da Fei Chest fell from the branch in a daze. By the time it thought of flapping its wings, it was too late—large parrots are actually not very good at flying.

Arthur covered his face with his hands.

puff-

The water splashed and splashed on the back of Art's hand.

【Help!Help!I am a dry parrot! 】Da Fei bosom stretched out her neck and screamed mournfully.

Yate grabbed the feet of the big chest - these guys are basically hooligans, especially wild birds, if you don't frighten them first, they will definitely dare to shit on your head.

These are the lessons of blood and tears. Back then, when he was a pure young lady, he was repeatedly stopped and robbed by these hooligans. Even the big white goose raised by the neighbor’s uncle often stretched its neck and chased him. Every time he bites his butt, it makes him cry, trying to threaten him with force and suggesting that the neighbor uncle kill his big yellow dog that keeps biting him.

However, at that time, he was smart, after measuring the fighting power of the big white goose and the big yellow dog, he secretly complained to his neighbor uncle and slaughtered the big white goose.

Da Fei chest flapped her wings and wanted to escape, and also wanted to kick Yate with her legs: [Rogue!rogue!See other people's chrysanthemums! 】

Finding no results, he turned his head and wanted to bite it again. Yate pushed it into the water, and after two bubbles, the big breasts became honest, and he covered his face and cried, but secretly cursed in his mouth: [fuck you! fuck you! ] Obviously did not believe that Art could really understand what it said.

Yate smiled sinisterly, grabbed its two wings, stretched its limbs, and pushed it into the water whole.Da Feixiong screamed, like a girl being raped, her eyes bulging, her feet scratching, her head tilted, and she passed out.

Art was stunned.

This... is really the most timid bird he has ever seen...

Fortunately, after a while, Da Feixiong woke up, threw herself on Yate's head miserably, grabbed a lock of Yate's hair and began to cry again: [Wa has been abandoned!Abandoned!You've hit the rocks!You have no empathy!You bully cute little animals!I want to sue!Sue!I'm going to tell the Humane Society! 】

The corner of Yate's mouth twitched, does this guy understand?Picking up the opponent's wings, he suddenly recognized it. Isn't this the one that shit on Edward's Volvo?Ah, even if the brave Confessor was rejected by Edward, did he not accept him emotionally?

"Come on, it's irrational to hang yourself on a tree." Arthur comforted him without sincerity, of course, in English instead of bird language.

In fact, because of the large amount of overlap between the activity area and humans, there are very few birds that cannot understand human language. Of course, those uncivilized birds that live in the primitive rainforest must be eliminated.Unfortunately, because of the different structures, there are only a few that can speak human language.

Yate, on the other hand, could understand bird language since he was a child because of the blood he inherited from his mother.

Big Crimson Chest stretched out its beak to pinch Yate's ear. Of course, it didn't dare to use force, it was afraid that Yate would push it into the water again: [No!You do not understand! 】

"I'll understand after you say it!" Art poured water on his body, grabbed the paws of Big Crimson Chest, and washed it from toe to toe—these birds love to pull his hair , he should be glad that he didn't grow into a little bald head.

The old man with big breasts raised his paw, and sighed faintly: 【There are so few birds in the circle...】

Yate plunged into the water with a thump, got up with his feet tilted, and sprayed out a water arrow: "Wow! These days, even birds are so basic?"

The big chest stomped on Yate's head angrily, and his hairy cloak doubled in size: [You're the only one!You are the only one!Please call Danmei, you have no experience! 】

"Okay, okay, Danmei." Yate stretched out his hand to block the attack of Big Crimson Breast, and two marks were scratched on his wrist by its sharp toes.

"Wait!" Art suddenly reacted, "You mean...the one who confessed to Edward that day was only...a male?"

【嘿嘤嘤...】Big Fei breasts tearing at her feathers and crying in despair.

"What confession?" Edward came out of the dense forest.

Arthur looked back.

The light rain had stopped long ago, but there was still occasional rain dripping from the leaves and branches, and Edward was covered all over.He was wearing only a pair of leopard-print tights, with a few herbs in his hands, barefoot, broad shoulders and long legs, walking from the dense forest, slowly stepping into Ater's sight, just like in Greek mythology Handsome and fit Adonis (Adonis).

The mischievous rain fell reluctantly from his strong chest, along his tightly muscular lower abdomen and leopard-print tights all the way down to his smooth and strong thighs, and then slipped out of Art's sight along the thigh muscles.

Art suddenly became nervous, his cheeks flushed, and he sat stiffly in the puddle.

【…】The weeping, big-breasted girl suddenly tilted her head, turned her head to look at Edward, then at Art, and suddenly flapped her wings, screaming: [Insiders!Organization!group!Seek fit seek fit! 】

Art grabbed a certain bird on his head, blushed, and pushed it firmly into the water.

A certain bird purred and popped two bubbles, and passed out again.

Edward looked at the bird that appeared inexplicably, and then looked around, but he didn't see anyone.He sniffed again, but he didn't smell any human scent.

There are many strong beasts in the dense forest, which are more dangerous for Yate, so he didn't go too far at all. He searched the surrounding area with his extremely fast speed, and came back quickly when he found the herbs.Therefore, he couldn't think of anyone who would enter his defense range so quietly.

Edward stared at the big scarlet breast that "will not die in peace", his eyes flickered with interest.Yate immediately picked up the big scarlet chest and hid it behind him.

"Give me your foot." Edward sat on the edge of the hot spring, put Art's injured right foot on his knee, crushed herbs with his fingers, and applied it to Art's swollen toes.With fair skin and dark green, it looks a little weird.

The forest is very quiet, so quiet that you can almost hear the groans of the herbs being crushed.

Edward's eyes were so focused on Art's feet, his fingers covered in concoction were cold, and when they touched his swollen toes, he felt extremely comfortable.

Art blushed unconsciously, always feeling a little uncomfortable, and the place where Edward's golden eyes were staring at was getting hotter and hotter.

"Probably because of the injury." Art whispered.

He spoke Chinese, but Edward looked at him sideways, with a sly smile on his lips, as if he understood, which made him even more uncomfortable.

"Don't tell me you've read "Compendium of Materia Medica" or something like that." Yate gently moved his right foot, which was wrapped in a layer of grass pulp, and the red and swollen area began to cool down, and it was no longer so uncomfortable. up.

Edward smiled: "I think about it, it should be last year. I gradually read a lot of Chinese books."

"Liar! You wouldn't read "Compendium of Materia Medica" if you wanted to read it?"

"Hey Art, did I just say that? I read 'a lot' of Chinese books."

A lot... so many that even such a remote Compendium of Materia Medica is included?Atmer.

"Is it ready to soak? Let's get up after soaking. I'll carry you back." Edward bent down, stretched out his hand, and scooped up Art.

After the sound of splashing water, Yate suddenly reacted and pulled Edward's ear to protest loudly: "Hey, hey, hey! Edward let go! I said let go! You you you... this posture... let me go!"

Edward opened his eyes wide, and his charming golden eyes were filled with a deep smile: "Oh, I see you didn't agree, I thought you objected to my 'reporting', so I changed it." He Shrugged innocently, bent down, turned around, and smiled, "Okay, come up. I think you won't refuse, will you?"

Of course... if compared to the princess hug...

"Don't look back!" Yate gave up on himself, quickly changed his clothes, and then turned around, Edward also changed.

"It's so fast." Art whispered, and then threw himself on Edward's back. The icy cold air that soaked him made him tremble slightly, and he said to himself: "It's been soaking for so long, why is it still so cold?"

Edward froze slightly, didn't say anything, and walked back slowly with Ater on his back at a human speed, or at a speed slower than human beings.

[Comrade!Comrades!Don't Abandon Me——] the big scarlet chest that finally woke up flapped its wings, caught up and landed on the shoulder of Atlas, stretched its wings, shook its legs, and squinted: [You have to pay for my mental damage ,brother! 】

Arthur kept his mouth shut and ignored him.

Then, [Hey, what's your name? 】

【Hey!If you pretend you don't understand, I'll tell them your little secret! ] Da Feixiong swayed from one shoulder to the other, walked back and forth twice, raised his head and chest all the way: [Don't compare me with an idiot like a sparrow, my spoken English is at the level of the sixth grade of a university , standard American style, not afraid to travel all over the world! 】

【Are you scared?Be afraid! ] Da Fei boobed triumphantly and jumped twice.

Art couldn't bear it anymore, he grabbed the noisy parrot and threw it out.

【Aw!You cruel man—!Chick Chick——] Big Scarlet Breast flapped its wings in resentment.

"What's the matter Art?" Edward asked, tilting his head.

Art put two fingers against the corners of his mouth, pulled it to the sides, and showed a stiff smile: "It's nothing, I just think, why are creatures like parrots so ignorant of themselves? You know, their calls have always been It doesn't sound that good."

【defamation!Slander slander! 】

"Oh." Edward smiled.

"Atlas." The noise of the big breast finally made Atlas succumb.

"?" Edward obviously had some doubts, and Art hurriedly hugged his neck to talk to him.

Victory's big chest sat proudly on Yate's shoulder, tilted his head and thought for a while, and said: [I decided to give myself a name, and allow you to call me that. 】

[Poseidon!Please call me Poseidon! 】

Art's eyebrows jumped, and he threw the noisy parrot out again - Poseidon, the father of Atlas in Greek mythology.

In the end, Art called him Xiaobo, because calling Da`Bo was to be harmonized.

The author has something to say: Da Bo and Yate's talent for bird language will come into play in the future.

In the next chapter, Art will find himself time-traveled.This poor baby~

PS: I was terrified of geese when I was a child. In fact, I am still a little bit terrified now, because those male geese always chase me ferociously with their necks outstretched, quacking, and pinching my ass!