Anti-wearing thousand kings

At 9 o'clock in the evening, it is time for the people of Xiangjiang to have dinner, and each household turns on the TV.Last night, the TV station had already broadcast several episodes of the popular TV series, and the broadcast was over.Just for tonight's broadcast of Sparrow King's Battle.

"Dear viewers, welcome to watch TVC's live broadcast of the 20th Sparrow Sacred Battle, Qualifiers! I am Hong Huanglan, and I am honored to be invited to be the commentator of this competition. The person next to me He is a special commentator for this contest, the king of predictions—Uncle Biao!" The commentator is a popular TVC host, and generally only hosts big names in large-scale evening shows.It can be seen that the TV station attaches great importance to the game.

"Uncle Biao, what do you think of this year's contestants?"

Uncle Biao is 70 years old and has a full head of hair. When he was young, he also won two consecutive championships in the Battle of the Birds.It has the highest honor and high status in the world.Moreover, his vision is precise, vicious, and he speaks straight.Predicting the results of the game, the accuracy rate is as high as 85%, and he is named the prediction king, and his status in the world is unshakable.He took the microphone and cleared his throat: "I think there are many players in this competition, and there are also a lot of fake players. But after tonight's competition, these guys who pretend to be fake will definitely be thrown out." So impolite If it is, only an old Jianghu like Uncle Biao is qualified to say it.

"As for the players who are optimistic about tonight, Huang Lan, you should have read this issue of the 2-week magazine, right?"

"Hahaha, I did. Although I don't like paparazzi, I still care about this competition. Are you talking about their top ten favorites?"

Uncle Biao nodded: "That's right. Basically I agree with their point of view. These ten people are indeed very competitive. However, I don't agree with their order."

The narrator's eyes lit up: "Oh, what's your opinion, Uncle Biao? Well, the audience in front of the TV may not have read this issue of the 2-weekly magazine. Let's introduce these ten contestants first."

The director was very clever. They had just talked about this topic, and the audience in front of the TV had already seen the intermission.It is the top ten popular avatars predicted by 2 Weekly Magazine.

Uncle Biao took out his pointer and gestured on the big screen behind him: "In my opinion, there should be no waves from No. 10 to No. [-], which is about this level. But the order of the top five should be adjusted. .”

"Oh? If that's the case, let's take a look at the top five players selected by 2 Weekly." Hong Huanglan also imitated Uncle Biao and took out the pointer.

"According to 2 Weekly's forecast, Dong Chen, our last champion, is ranked first. I believe the audience in front of the TV is familiar with him. Although he is over 60 years old this year, he has no brains at all." Confused, but extremely shrewd, and his card counting and planning skills are superb, every time we watch his games, we are amazed!" The big screen is now displaying Dong Chen's profile picture.Although he is 68 years old this year, he is considered an old man.But he was hale and hearty, with black hair and a calculating light in his eyes.Very sharp!Judging from the appearance, he is a person who is not easy to deal with!

Then, Xiao Liu's handsome and heroic face appeared on the big screen.

"The second place is Lu Buyang, who has become popular recently in the gambling world! In Haojiang, everyone calls him a jade-faced master. It is said that his hands are superb. He used to be a croupier in Haojiang. Both Sic Bo and Sic Bo skills are top-notch. But I have never heard of him playing mahjong. The editor who made this ranking must be a lady, too unobjective. Although his skills in other games are good, he may not be proficient in it. Mahjong skills. You can’t choose him just because he is handsome. I am very jealous.” Hong Huanglan said in a joking tone.The other guests behind him laughed lightly when they heard this.

"The third contestant is also a frequent visitor of our Bird Sacred Contest. Last year, she won the runner-up title. Our queen mother--Su Lizhen!" Judging from the photos, Su Lizhen is just an ordinary housewife.She has small eyes and a plump body, but her chubby round face, coupled with the smile that always hangs on her face, is also naive and kind of cute.But if you don't be deceived by her simple and honest appearance, she was the last runner-up, the Ma Tan Queen.How can you have today's status without a little scheming and ability?

"The fourth player may be relatively unfamiliar to everyone. He is Kenta Ogura from Japan." The photo of the player was shown on the big screen, and the audience in front of the TV couldn't help booing: "What, there is no Just a sleazy brat!"

The host seemed to have seen the reaction of the audience, so he hurriedly introduced in detail: "Xiao Cang is a full-time mahjong player of Dongying Mahjong Club. Don’t look at him as an otaku. He’s a member of Mensa, the world’s talent club. I’ve watched him play a few games before, and his level was ranked fourth. I think it’s a shame!”

"Okay, the last contestant, the predicted fifth place is Li Honggang from the mainland!" A dark and stout man appeared on the big screen. He had a lean crew cut, thick eyebrows, squinted eyes, and a bulbous nose.He doesn't look very good, but there is a bit of ruthlessness from the quack people on his body.In fact, what the host didn't dare to say publicly was the identity of this contestant. He was a member of the underworld in the Mainland.There are rumors that although his poker skills are good, his brand is not good.Once you lose, you will not admit it, and sometimes you will even threaten the winner with force to force the opponent to admit defeat automatically.

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All the contestants were sitting in the contestant area, watching the host and the commentator make their introductions.Xiao Liu was absent-minded, and his soul had already wandered away.

At this moment, the phone rang.He finally came back to his senses and took out his cell phone to connect.

"Hi, it's me." Qing Qing's cool and sexy voice.

"Yeah." Of course Xiao Liu knew who he was.Only that person will call me on this phone.

"Are you about to compete?" This sentence was said indifferently, and he didn't know if the other party cared about him.Xiao Liu had no choice but to answer blankly: "Yes."

"I'm at the airport, and now I'm taking the kid back to Haojiang. Be serious, I've watched the video of the last game. You're obviously out of shape! Don't keep thinking about those ugly women! Do something serious for me!" The tone was sinister and vicious.When it was over, he might feel that he was too vicious, so he restrained his tone a little, and said gently: "That Li Honggang, pay attention, he may make a little trick. But don't worry, I have prepared for it. If you encounter it, just let it go. I have other things."

The other party suddenly said such considerate words, which was completely different from his attitude towards him in the past. Xiao Liuyi was at a loss for a while, but felt a little bit sweet.Just as he was about to say something thankful, he heard Lin Yixin's loud ghost voice and Chino scolding impatiently from the phone.

"Master~ Come and save me~ There are so many perverts here! I don't want to be with these perverts~ Hmm."

The following words were completely muffled, and Kino took back the phone again: "Little brat, are you impatient to live?" With a dangerous tone, Xiao Liu could feel Kino's impatience through the phone.

"Lone wolf! Someone who is optimistic about you!" After speaking, he said to Xiao Liu again: "Everything is careful, work hard, you are definitely the champion!" After finishing speaking, without waiting for Xiao Liu to answer, he turned off the phone again.

Xiao Liu can't laugh or cry, is it his personal characteristic to hang up the phone without waiting for others to answer?

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When Xiao Liu paid attention to the game scene again, the commentator Uncle Biao had already analyzed the five or four players in his mind.To everyone's surprise, he ranked Su Lizhen fifth and Li Honggang fourth.

"The rest of the top three, to be honest, although the saying goes that Jiang is still old and hot, but there is also a saying-the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. I am more optimistic about the two young people. Although Xiaocang is ugly, but his calculation The card ability is indeed more exquisite than that of Dong Chen. It is said that he entered Mensa at the beginning because of his superhuman mental arithmetic ability. And Lu Buyang, a jade-faced master, I am even more optimistic about him. Hong Huanglan, I don't agree with your point of view. Let Lu Buyang be ranked second, not only did not overestimate him, but I think it underestimated him." Uncle Biao smiled with an inscrutable expression on his face.

Hong Huanglan pursed his signature sausage mouth: "Oh? I would like to hear more about it."

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Note:

Mensa Club: Mensa is translated from the Latin "MENSA".It is the name of the world's top IQ club. Founded in 1946, it is an international organization known as the world's top IQ club. The biggest feature is that the club uses IQ as the only membership criterion.

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