[Double Life] I Kill Master to Overcome the Tribulation of Love
Chapter 92 You said it!
"It's...there..." The Shoushan God suddenly wanted to go back and be a stone that couldn't speak.
"You said it," as a good student who listened carefully and worked hard, Shenzun was almost terrified by such a hesitant teacher.
"Oh, I won't talk anymore, it's really hard to say, change!" The mountain guard lifted his sleeves, rubbed the soles of his feet with oil, turned and walked out.
Yaojin Yuan was replaced, and Yaojin Yuan was the most intelligent among the five gods.
But this matter also gave him a headache for a long time, in order to allow the god to understand the details of 'communication' concisely.He drew several pictures, carefully depicting the 'communication' methods of several common animals.
However, he did not explain the essentials of the movements to the deity. After seeing the picture, the deity had many doubts.
"What are they doing? Why bother when they have hands?"
Yaojinyuan can command thousands of troops and win decisively thousands of miles away.This incident made him unable to open his mouth repeatedly.
"God, this way, the two sides are truly combined. Both will enjoy each other, and there will be... pleasure."
"What does pleasure feel like? Is it comfortable?" the god asked solemnly.
Yaojin Yuan tightened his expression that was about to crack, nodded and said: "It's comfortable, and it's extremely comfortable."
"If this is the case? Then why didn't Zilin do this to me? Instead, let me use my hands and mouth? It must be this way, the difficulty is too high, I can't do it right?" With big watery eyes, he looked at Yaojin Yuan with a look of thirst for talents.I hope that he can help me and teach myself this difficult 'method'.
The original intention of Yaojinyuan and the others in teaching is to make the gods have a sense of self-prevention and know how to protect themselves.
Not to teach him 'skills'!
"Shen Zun, it's wrong to do this, and you can't say it's wrong. Anyway, this kind of thing can only be done with the person you like, and you can only do it with the same person." Yaojin Yuan said, even he didn't know What are you talking about.
"Only with the same person? Why? Is this loyalty?" The god is not stupid, although he is incomplete.But he knows all the popular things in the world, and there is one thing he has never understood, which is 'loyalty'.He once observed in the world that there is no difference between married women and unmarried women in their daily travels and activities.But a married woman must be loyal to her husband, and an unmarried woman must keep her chastity. What are these things?
Is it this kind of thing?
Only with the same person?
He understood well, but Yaojin Yuan didn't want to imprison his thoughts and push him to Zilin.
"God, this kind of thing is not absolute, if you are deceived..." Unfortunately, before he finished speaking, God interrupted him.
"Yaojin Yuan, can you teach me carefully how to do this kind of thing?"
Yaojin Yuan was silent for five seconds, then sighed and said, "To tell you the truth, I don't know how to do it either. I have never had a chance to practice."
Shen Zun waved his hand angrily, and drove him out: "Please find a teacher who understands!"
This time it was the three-eyed Lingyao who came in. He opened his eyes and stared at the god in front of him. After staring for a long time, he finally choked out a sentence: "I feel that my hands and mouth are very comfortable, and I don't need to learn new ones." way."
The God Venerable glanced at him, and shouted directly towards the door: "Change to another one!"
Marshal Feng Leng came in. Like Yao Jinyuan, he had been preparing for this matter for several days.He is also the only one among the five gods who has had a rich emotional experience.
He also knows best that it is difficult to explain this matter clearly, so when he came in, he had a lot of books in his hands.
The other four gods had read these books, and at the beginning they beat Feng Leng to present these books to the gods.
Well now, there is no other way but to use the contents of the book to teach the gods.
Little God Venerable, this is an eye-opener, and I have gained a lot of knowledge.
With a stack of books in his arms, he studied all night, treating the book of erotic paintings as a human body study.
Draw the main points little by little, and remember the key points, until he feels that he has studied it thoroughly.Immediately ran to find Zilin.
The five gods have been watching him closely behind his back, seeing him like this, they began to doubt life.
Feng Leng: "Did we make a mistake?"
"It's really wrong. It feels like we enlightened him." Three-eyed Lingyao saw it most clearly.
Shoushanshen: "Didn't our original intention at the beginning be to let him learn to protect himself? Why is this the result?"
"The child is too old to keep." Yaojin Yuan said out of nowhere, and was almost slapped away by the vulture.
The five gods watched the deity's every move with melancholy, but he went to find Zilin with a bunch of unsightly erotic pictures.
After seeing Zilin, he happily said to Zilin: "Zilin, I have learned all the content in these books. I promise that next time, it will definitely make you very happy."
"What's so cool? Where did you learn these ugly words?" Zilin really didn't expect that after such a long time, he would be full of obscenities.
"That's all, I've learned it all, why don't you take a look too?" The deity gave Zilin the erotic script as a treasure.
Zilin only flipped through one page, and his face changed drastically with fright, and he asked him angrily: "Who showed you these things? Why did he show you these obscene things?"
"What's wrong with these things? Aren't they quite vivid? You can understand them at a glance." The god can't understand why Zilin is so taboo about books that are so painstakingly depicted?
"Who on earth is so vile to show you these things?!" There was a burning anger in Zilin's chest, and he knew that it was not these scripts that angered him, but those who tried to taint the dough.
His dough, only he can teach these things.
"They are from the Five Gods, and they prepared these books for me." Seeing that Zilin was furious, Shenzun didn't dare to take it lightly, and could only tell the truth.
When Zilin heard this, he immediately calmed down a lot.He believed that the five gods would not tarnish the gods, they did so, probably to make the gods avoid him.
But this little deity not only didn't understand their good intentions, but even took a book to share his experience with himself.
It seems that he earned it.
"So it's them, that's okay. The Five Gods taught you these things for your own good. You must not disappoint their good intentions and study hard." Zilin patted Dough's head affectionately, long time no see, There is a sense of strangeness between the two of them.
The god is ignorant and doesn't understand anything.
Zilin was different from him. It had been a long time since he had seen each other. For the first time, he had the experience of missing someone so much that he couldn't fall asleep.
Those nights thinking about the dough were the longest nights he had ever spent.
"These days, have you thought about me?" Zilin pretended to brush his hair for the dough, and touched the soft cheek of the god with his fingertips.
He thought, as long as the dough said 'yes', he would hug someone over and kiss him hard.
The god didn't know what he was thinking, so he replied honestly: "I don't know what thinking is. I only know that I went to the lower realm before, and I don't miss anything. This time it's different...".
"What's the difference?" Zilin felt hot when he teased him, and couldn't wait to ask him.
"This time I will worry about you, whether you will be bullied, and whether you will be bored." As soon as the god finished speaking, Zi Lin hugged him.
Zilin didn't give him a chance to break free, and directly pressed him into his arms and kissed him.
This is a kiss that contains a lot of emotion. If the god has a sense of touch, he must be able to feel how gentle Zilin is.
However, God Zun Min couldn't feel anything, he would just let Zilin hold and kiss him foolishly.With the eyes of a bystander, he watched Zilin indulge in it soberly.
The look in his eyes is the most hurtful.
Just like last time, after Zilin kissed him, not only was he not satisfied, but he felt even more disappointed.
"Little fool, I really want you to have five senses. I want to see how shy and blushing you are." Zilin stroked the cheek of the god sourly, and he had delusions for no reason.
What he didn't know was that his raving words were heard into his heart by his little fool.
In the following days, the little fool has been secretly planning to restore himself to a normal person.
The erotic painting book Zilin stayed behind, and he said to the god, "If you really want to read it, come to me and read it with me. You are not allowed to read it at other times."
The god didn't understand why he was so arrogant every time, always making many unreasonable demands on himself.
"This is my book, why did you confiscate it?" The deity tried to resist.
Quiet Zilin glared at him fiercely, and then he calmed down.
The two of them just stayed together for a few days, and they don't know what happened in the lower realm, and the deity left the realm of the gods again.
It was Mu Xue who appeared this time, and he hadn't appeared for a long time since Zi Linyin had slapped him last time.
"It seems that you have also moved your heart to the god?" Mu Xue didn't seem to be looking for trouble. He wanted to kill Zilin last time, but he didn't do anything this time, and there was no anger on his face.
"What do you mean?" Zilin was really tired. These love rivals would come to him every day instead of going around the god, telling him to give up the god over and over again. They wouldn't really think that this kind of thing can really be said to give up just give up?
"I know I can't beat you, and now you are indeed winning, you are more able to please the gods than me. But I am not here to argue with you, I just want to teach you some experience of enduring the pain of lovesickness." Mu There was a wry smile on the corner of Xue's mouth, which seemed a little more sincere.
Zilin vaguely guessed his reason for coming, although he has not been in God's Domain for long.The days of falling in love with the little god are even shorter, but he has already tasted the pain of lovesickness that Mu Xue said.
"Don't bother you, I will take care of my own affairs."
"God respects his heart to the Three Realms. As long as the lower realms are in trouble, he will definitely visit the lower realms and lead the gods to resist disasters. The Three Realms are so big, and there are countless natural and man-made disasters. How long do you think he will stay in the God's Domain?" Mu Mu Xue is like a concubine who can't wait for her husband, complaining to the head mother.
"You said it," as a good student who listened carefully and worked hard, Shenzun was almost terrified by such a hesitant teacher.
"Oh, I won't talk anymore, it's really hard to say, change!" The mountain guard lifted his sleeves, rubbed the soles of his feet with oil, turned and walked out.
Yaojin Yuan was replaced, and Yaojin Yuan was the most intelligent among the five gods.
But this matter also gave him a headache for a long time, in order to allow the god to understand the details of 'communication' concisely.He drew several pictures, carefully depicting the 'communication' methods of several common animals.
However, he did not explain the essentials of the movements to the deity. After seeing the picture, the deity had many doubts.
"What are they doing? Why bother when they have hands?"
Yaojinyuan can command thousands of troops and win decisively thousands of miles away.This incident made him unable to open his mouth repeatedly.
"God, this way, the two sides are truly combined. Both will enjoy each other, and there will be... pleasure."
"What does pleasure feel like? Is it comfortable?" the god asked solemnly.
Yaojin Yuan tightened his expression that was about to crack, nodded and said: "It's comfortable, and it's extremely comfortable."
"If this is the case? Then why didn't Zilin do this to me? Instead, let me use my hands and mouth? It must be this way, the difficulty is too high, I can't do it right?" With big watery eyes, he looked at Yaojin Yuan with a look of thirst for talents.I hope that he can help me and teach myself this difficult 'method'.
The original intention of Yaojinyuan and the others in teaching is to make the gods have a sense of self-prevention and know how to protect themselves.
Not to teach him 'skills'!
"Shen Zun, it's wrong to do this, and you can't say it's wrong. Anyway, this kind of thing can only be done with the person you like, and you can only do it with the same person." Yaojin Yuan said, even he didn't know What are you talking about.
"Only with the same person? Why? Is this loyalty?" The god is not stupid, although he is incomplete.But he knows all the popular things in the world, and there is one thing he has never understood, which is 'loyalty'.He once observed in the world that there is no difference between married women and unmarried women in their daily travels and activities.But a married woman must be loyal to her husband, and an unmarried woman must keep her chastity. What are these things?
Is it this kind of thing?
Only with the same person?
He understood well, but Yaojin Yuan didn't want to imprison his thoughts and push him to Zilin.
"God, this kind of thing is not absolute, if you are deceived..." Unfortunately, before he finished speaking, God interrupted him.
"Yaojin Yuan, can you teach me carefully how to do this kind of thing?"
Yaojin Yuan was silent for five seconds, then sighed and said, "To tell you the truth, I don't know how to do it either. I have never had a chance to practice."
Shen Zun waved his hand angrily, and drove him out: "Please find a teacher who understands!"
This time it was the three-eyed Lingyao who came in. He opened his eyes and stared at the god in front of him. After staring for a long time, he finally choked out a sentence: "I feel that my hands and mouth are very comfortable, and I don't need to learn new ones." way."
The God Venerable glanced at him, and shouted directly towards the door: "Change to another one!"
Marshal Feng Leng came in. Like Yao Jinyuan, he had been preparing for this matter for several days.He is also the only one among the five gods who has had a rich emotional experience.
He also knows best that it is difficult to explain this matter clearly, so when he came in, he had a lot of books in his hands.
The other four gods had read these books, and at the beginning they beat Feng Leng to present these books to the gods.
Well now, there is no other way but to use the contents of the book to teach the gods.
Little God Venerable, this is an eye-opener, and I have gained a lot of knowledge.
With a stack of books in his arms, he studied all night, treating the book of erotic paintings as a human body study.
Draw the main points little by little, and remember the key points, until he feels that he has studied it thoroughly.Immediately ran to find Zilin.
The five gods have been watching him closely behind his back, seeing him like this, they began to doubt life.
Feng Leng: "Did we make a mistake?"
"It's really wrong. It feels like we enlightened him." Three-eyed Lingyao saw it most clearly.
Shoushanshen: "Didn't our original intention at the beginning be to let him learn to protect himself? Why is this the result?"
"The child is too old to keep." Yaojin Yuan said out of nowhere, and was almost slapped away by the vulture.
The five gods watched the deity's every move with melancholy, but he went to find Zilin with a bunch of unsightly erotic pictures.
After seeing Zilin, he happily said to Zilin: "Zilin, I have learned all the content in these books. I promise that next time, it will definitely make you very happy."
"What's so cool? Where did you learn these ugly words?" Zilin really didn't expect that after such a long time, he would be full of obscenities.
"That's all, I've learned it all, why don't you take a look too?" The deity gave Zilin the erotic script as a treasure.
Zilin only flipped through one page, and his face changed drastically with fright, and he asked him angrily: "Who showed you these things? Why did he show you these obscene things?"
"What's wrong with these things? Aren't they quite vivid? You can understand them at a glance." The god can't understand why Zilin is so taboo about books that are so painstakingly depicted?
"Who on earth is so vile to show you these things?!" There was a burning anger in Zilin's chest, and he knew that it was not these scripts that angered him, but those who tried to taint the dough.
His dough, only he can teach these things.
"They are from the Five Gods, and they prepared these books for me." Seeing that Zilin was furious, Shenzun didn't dare to take it lightly, and could only tell the truth.
When Zilin heard this, he immediately calmed down a lot.He believed that the five gods would not tarnish the gods, they did so, probably to make the gods avoid him.
But this little deity not only didn't understand their good intentions, but even took a book to share his experience with himself.
It seems that he earned it.
"So it's them, that's okay. The Five Gods taught you these things for your own good. You must not disappoint their good intentions and study hard." Zilin patted Dough's head affectionately, long time no see, There is a sense of strangeness between the two of them.
The god is ignorant and doesn't understand anything.
Zilin was different from him. It had been a long time since he had seen each other. For the first time, he had the experience of missing someone so much that he couldn't fall asleep.
Those nights thinking about the dough were the longest nights he had ever spent.
"These days, have you thought about me?" Zilin pretended to brush his hair for the dough, and touched the soft cheek of the god with his fingertips.
He thought, as long as the dough said 'yes', he would hug someone over and kiss him hard.
The god didn't know what he was thinking, so he replied honestly: "I don't know what thinking is. I only know that I went to the lower realm before, and I don't miss anything. This time it's different...".
"What's the difference?" Zilin felt hot when he teased him, and couldn't wait to ask him.
"This time I will worry about you, whether you will be bullied, and whether you will be bored." As soon as the god finished speaking, Zi Lin hugged him.
Zilin didn't give him a chance to break free, and directly pressed him into his arms and kissed him.
This is a kiss that contains a lot of emotion. If the god has a sense of touch, he must be able to feel how gentle Zilin is.
However, God Zun Min couldn't feel anything, he would just let Zilin hold and kiss him foolishly.With the eyes of a bystander, he watched Zilin indulge in it soberly.
The look in his eyes is the most hurtful.
Just like last time, after Zilin kissed him, not only was he not satisfied, but he felt even more disappointed.
"Little fool, I really want you to have five senses. I want to see how shy and blushing you are." Zilin stroked the cheek of the god sourly, and he had delusions for no reason.
What he didn't know was that his raving words were heard into his heart by his little fool.
In the following days, the little fool has been secretly planning to restore himself to a normal person.
The erotic painting book Zilin stayed behind, and he said to the god, "If you really want to read it, come to me and read it with me. You are not allowed to read it at other times."
The god didn't understand why he was so arrogant every time, always making many unreasonable demands on himself.
"This is my book, why did you confiscate it?" The deity tried to resist.
Quiet Zilin glared at him fiercely, and then he calmed down.
The two of them just stayed together for a few days, and they don't know what happened in the lower realm, and the deity left the realm of the gods again.
It was Mu Xue who appeared this time, and he hadn't appeared for a long time since Zi Linyin had slapped him last time.
"It seems that you have also moved your heart to the god?" Mu Xue didn't seem to be looking for trouble. He wanted to kill Zilin last time, but he didn't do anything this time, and there was no anger on his face.
"What do you mean?" Zilin was really tired. These love rivals would come to him every day instead of going around the god, telling him to give up the god over and over again. They wouldn't really think that this kind of thing can really be said to give up just give up?
"I know I can't beat you, and now you are indeed winning, you are more able to please the gods than me. But I am not here to argue with you, I just want to teach you some experience of enduring the pain of lovesickness." Mu There was a wry smile on the corner of Xue's mouth, which seemed a little more sincere.
Zilin vaguely guessed his reason for coming, although he has not been in God's Domain for long.The days of falling in love with the little god are even shorter, but he has already tasted the pain of lovesickness that Mu Xue said.
"Don't bother you, I will take care of my own affairs."
"God respects his heart to the Three Realms. As long as the lower realms are in trouble, he will definitely visit the lower realms and lead the gods to resist disasters. The Three Realms are so big, and there are countless natural and man-made disasters. How long do you think he will stay in the God's Domain?" Mu Mu Xue is like a concubine who can't wait for her husband, complaining to the head mother.
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