[Double Life] I Kill Master to Overcome the Tribulation of Love

"Zilin, in fact, I want to know how people of all ethnic groups reproduce. I have many other things I want to know." The deity is like a stealthy cat, secretly paying attention to the surrounding situation. No one was there, so he spoke quickly in Zilin's ear.

Zilin has never treated him sincerely, and every time he gets along with him, he is either perfunctory or deceitful.

He can always fool the gods around with ease.

And every time he cheated the gods, not only would he not feel guilty, but he would feel the pleasure of revenge.

But now, when God respects him with all his heart, he unreservedly tells him the most vulnerable and powerless shortcomings in his heart.

But he will hate and suffer endlessly.

He hated the deity who was obviously cruel and ruthless, but he had to face him as if he was harmless to humans and animals.

Every time he pity the gods more, he will correspondingly become more tormented.

He came for revenge, to pull the person in front of him off the altar and throw him into purgatory.

How can he be softhearted?

"What else does the god want to know?" Zilin's tone was not good because of the rejection in his heart.It was quite different from his usual courteous and obedient appearance.The god saw his displeasure, his smile disappeared, and he hesitated in his words.

"I...I want to know, what is the most beautiful taste in the world? I also want to know...".The god did not continue, because he saw that Zilin's face was very cold, and he seemed very irritable.

"What else do you want to know?" Zilin, who was depressed, was very impatient with their conversation, and his reason told him that the god's mind had nothing to do with him, and he should ignore it.

But my heart was beating suddenly, I wish I could hang my whole heart on the god.

When the god suddenly stopped talking, he actually followed up with a question.

"I know my questions are too stupid. No one would like to hear me say such nonsense." The deity drooped his head, curled his fingers into the white belt, and said sullenly.

Zilin's unprovoked anger intensified, and he reached out his hand forcefully to grab the hand of the god, not allowing him to play with his belt in a lonely way: "Speak, I will listen."

His tone was still very bad, but the deity smiled happily.He thought that Zilin didn't think he was boring. Although his face was stinky, he really wanted to be with him and listen to him.

"I also want to know what the scent of flowers is like, and... how stinky is the smell of stinky dog ​​shit." The god said, laughing together.

Zilin didn't smile, because his heart was hurting.

"I also want to know the feeling of hugging. I don't know if it's really warm. I can't feel hot or cold. When water and fire dance in my palm, they feel the same." The god stretched out his hand , put your palms up, and show it to Zilin.

Zilin folded his hand on top of his, rubbing it inch by inch.

"The palm of your hand is warm, and the palm is soft, as if there is no bone. The skin is very delicate, and it feels very comfortable to the touch." Zilin told the god how he felt.

"Comfortable? You feel comfortable even when you touch my hand? What does it feel like to be comfortable?" When God Venerable thought of touching Zilin's fish tail, he also said it was comfortable.Now he touches his hand and says it feels good again.What does it feel like to be comfortable?Does it make people feel comfortable just touching each other's bodies?

"Comfort is the most beautiful feeling, the feeling that everyone will like." Zilin didn't notice it for a while, forgetting his deliberately reserved feelings of resistance to the god.His words became gentler, and he spoke patiently to the deity.

"Does touching other people's bodies make them feel comfortable?" Shen Zun asked Zilin rigorously, like a studious student.

Zilin: "Yes, whether it's a human or an animal, they will feel comfortable when touched."

The deity nodded suddenly, and said: "So that's the case, then I must touch the bodies of the animals and the angels more often in the future to make them comfortable."

"No!" Zilin suddenly became anxious, and shouted at him.

"Why not? Are you worried that I can't do it well? No, didn't I just help you through the mating period successfully? I already have experience, I know what to do, and I will make them feel comfortable .” The deity raised his hand and made a few stroking gestures in the void.

Then he clenched his fingers into a circle, shaking them up and down a few times, the gesture was extremely shameful.But he continued with a naive face: "Look, I have already learned how to help you through the mating period. In the future, when animals reach the mating period, I will be able to help you."

Zilin's fair face turned red in an instant, he pulled back the god's hand in a panic, pushed away his shameful gesture, and slapped his palm angrily.

"Are you hitting me?" God Venerable asked him like a curious baby.

He is the god, the Lord of all things.In all the long years he lived, he had never been beaten, and he didn't know what pain was like.

"Well, I'm hitting you. I warn you, you are not allowed to help anyone else pass the mating period except me. And you are not allowed to do the action just now in front of others." Zilin was so angry that he cried again. He patted the palm of his hand a few times, wanting him to remember it long.

"It's useless for you to hit me, I won't hurt." The god looked very regretful, looking extremely disappointed.

Zilin narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at him dangerously and said, "Then just listen obediently and do as I tell you."

God Venerable: "Why? Why can't I help others through the mating period? I can only help you? I didn't know it before, but now I have learned it. As long as I help them through the mating period, they will not leave me."

Zilin: "If I say no, I won't. You are a god, how can you help so many animals to mate with gods?"

"Why not? I'd love to help them."

"Because...because...they will be afraid." Zilin had no choice but to talk nonsense.

God Venerable: "Afraid? What are you afraid of?"

"Because you don't have a sense of touch, it doesn't matter what you do. They are afraid that you will damage their baby." Zi Lin nonsense.

The expression of the God Venerable, who was still jumping with joy just now, immediately became ashamed.

"You're right, no wonder they never let me help them through the mating period. It's better, Zilin, who trusts me so much." The god was very moved. When Zilin came to the mating period, the first person he thought of was himself .I didn't worry that I would be a disservice at all because I didn't have a sense of touch.

Zilin secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and now he thought that the god should not worry about this matter anymore.He really felt that he had been punished.

"Zilin, your fish roe?" It's a pity that the gods failed to fulfill their wishes, and the gods were too obsessed with this matter.

Zilin wanted to die: "I washed the fish roe away, and it's gone."

God Venerable: "Why don't you cultivate your roe well? Could it be because I made a mistake and damaged your roe?"

His words successfully reminded Zilin of the thing he helped Zilin relieve with his hands just now. The hand in his memory was weak and boneless, with slender fingers... "I will give you the matter of fish roe later. Okay? Let’s stop discussing this matter today? I’ll accompany you to do something else interesting.” Zilin was like a thorn in his back, and before the god could agree, he had already spoken on his own.

"You don't have a sense of taste, so you must have never tasted wine before. You don't know the taste of wine. May I take you to taste wine?" Zilin asked the god.

The god has been living step by step in the domain of the gods, and has never done anything inappropriate.

Don't talk about drinking, he hasn't even eaten anything.

"But I... can't taste the taste..." The god smiled sadly, and the smile was particularly distressing.

Zilin pinched his chin, not allowing him to bow his head and be sad alone: ​​"I'll be with you, and I'll tell you the taste."

"Okay," the god agreed, and couldn't wait to hold Zilin's hand, and jumped down from Wangxiantai.

Unprepared, Zilin screamed and fell, his hands tightly hugging the god.

Seeing that he was afraid, the gods moved the airflow with his fingers, and thick clouds quickly gathered under them.

They stepped on the clouds and slowly flew down.

Although Zilin wasn't afraid anymore, he still didn't let go of the god.For some reason, he just wanted to hug him like this, the sky is too beautiful and the breeze is too cool.

With people in their arms cuddling each other, all the bad things seem to be good.

The place where they fell was a small village called Hezhuang.

Hezhuang is quiet and peaceful, like a paradise.

Shenzun told Zilin that there was a fire in this village.It was he who discovered it in time and saved all the people in the village.People in the village have seen him and everyone likes him.

But when the deity turned into a mortal and walked on the road in the village full of expectations.

But no one knew him, and some children asked curiously who he was?Who do you want to find in the village?

Only then did the deity notice that he hadn't come for a while.The old people in the village have all passed away, and the villagers now have become the new generation.Naturally, no one knew him.

But in an instant, the world is already another look.

Zilin saw the loss of the god, so he hurriedly dragged people to buy wine, and told the god that wine can relieve thousands of worries.

The two bought a whole jar of He Zhuang Fenglu, and sat together on the branches of the lush yellow fruit tree, and you took a bite of it and I got up.

The god asked Zilin: "Is this wine good to drink? What does it taste like?"

Zilin touched his lips, thinking for a long time how to describe him.

"The taste of this wine is like... a sweet kiss, intoxicating and sweet."

The deity doesn't know the taste of kissing, so naturally he can't imagine the taste of He Zhuang Fenglu.

But he knew that judging from Zilin's expression now, the wine must be very, very good.

He thought very eagerly, when his five senses returned to normal one day, he must taste the taste of this wine.

Take a good taste and see what a sweet kiss really tastes like.

He thought about it again, no, should I experience the taste of kissing first?Or should the wine be tasted first?