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"Impolite,"

Jiang Yuluo smashed another apple on the top of Qi Licha's head, causing his eyes to stare. The proud queen glanced at Qi Licha carelessly like a cat protecting food.

"How dare you question my magic mirror?"

"...Although it's a bit out of date, I have a question that I must ask."

"Say."

Jiang Yuluo tossed the apple in his hand. The apple was geometrically perfectly cut into two halves. One half was dazzling white and the other half was rich red. It looked like an offering made of paper.

"Why do you two sleep together after Zhong Kui's son turns into a mirror? Won't you be crushed if you sleep with the mirror in your arms?"

"This is what you should be concerned about, a damn child..."

"Usually, I would put Jiang Juan in the mirror."

The omniscient and know-it-all magic mirror Zhong Ye will seriously answer every question people have with question marks.

"Aren't you trapped in the mirror?"

Qi Licha stretched out his hand, and sure enough, he punched into the space in the mirror. Well, Zhong Ye was still inside with the air conditioner on, blowing a comfortable cool breeze.

"You have to be careful, his mirror can easily get people stuck."

Jiang Yuluo kindly reminded that Zhong Ye did not forget to agree,

"That's right, Judge Jiang has been stuck before."

"Huh? Jiang Yuluo can still be stuck by this thing? Could it be that his head is stuck?"

Qi Licha asked a few more questions out of curiosity, and Zhong Ye answered every question, and said slowly as if showing off,

"Jiang Juan got stuck at the waist..."

"Stop, stop,"

Jiang Yuluo glanced at the magic mirror threateningly, "The following story is not suitable for children, Qi Licha won't listen to it."

"Master has grown up long ago! Jiang Yuluo! Stop looking down on me!"

Qi Licha muttered angrily.

"Yeah, why do I still think you're as stupid as a bear?"

Jiang Yuluo didn't take it seriously, and didn't plan to talk to Qi Licha any more.

As for what was done to him after he was caught in the mirror, simply speaking, he was taken advantage of by the damn Zhong Ye. From the spanking at the beginning to the wipe out after he found that he couldn't resist, it only took "a short time." "One night.

Although Jiang Yuluo lay in Zhong Ye's arms all day because of the unbearable pain in his waist the next day.

"You are like a bear, and your whole family is like a bear."

Before Qi Licha finished cursing, he realized that Jiang Yuluo seemed to be attracted by something in the distance. He followed Jiang Yuluo's gaze and saw Snow White in a blue and yellow dress and a red headband. Just...was walking the dog while dancing, walking in circles towards them.

"My performance is here."

Jiang Yuluo pursed her lips and smiled.

Qi Licha looked at the approaching Snow White in confusion, and only after getting closer did he realize that she was actually a Gundam.

It goes without saying that the dog he was leading was Garlic.

"For a long time, your family has been working here together."

Qi Licha complained.

"This bear-looking Alice, can you move away from the mirror?"

Gao Da crossed his hips arrogantly, and wanted to drive Qi Licha away with extreme disdain.

Just kidding, she finally became a fairy tale princess with great difficulty, and she would be sorry for this princess experience card if she didn't boss her around.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way, I don't care about you like you."

After many times of beatings from Jiang Yuluo and Zhong Ye, Qi Licha has learned an important way of survival, that is, never to provoke any ghost or dog when there are many of them.

"Then you are moving?"

Gao Da was silent for a while, and looked at Qi Licha suspiciously.

"Master, I seem to be... stuck in this mirror?"

Qi Licha tried hard to pull his hand out unbelievably, but no matter how much strength he used, the space in the mirror seemed to be attractive and welded him firmly in place.

"Oh?"

As soon as Jiang Yuluo heard that there was excitement to watch, he hurried over with great interest, "Look, I warned you, but you still didn't listen."

"You didn't say that until after Grandpa stretched his hand in!"

Qi Li put his feet on the mirror and pulled it out vigorously. While pulling it out, he did not forget to curse, "Zhong Ye! You should think of a way! Doesn't this mirror obey your orders?"

"Don't listen."

Zhong Ye answered very decisively, and even sat down with a cup of tea to watch Qi Licha draw his hand.

"You put your hand in it and you're blown by the cool air from the air conditioner, right?"

Jiang Yuluo suddenly had an idea, and ruthlessly informed Qi Licha, "Remember to share the air-conditioning fee, and you can scan the QR code to pay."

"You're sick! Jiang Yuluo, Zhong Ye! You guys must find a way to get Grandpa out! If Grandpa confesses to your story about Snow White, you will be murderers! Woohoo!"

Qi Licha missed Leviathan very much at this moment.

After all, only Leviathan will always pamper and protect him in the underworld where the average person is extremely indifferent or mentally ill.

"How about I cut it for you?"

As Jiang Yuluo spoke, he had already summoned a piece of paper kite, "I'll strike swiftly, I guarantee you won't be in too much pain."

"You, you, you, stop me! Wait a minute, why can you use your spiritual power here, but I can't?"

Qi Licha was keenly aware of the problem.

"It seems that you are not too stupid."

Jiang Yuluo chuckled, Qi Licha thought he was going to tell him some shocking secret, but he just explained in a very logical, even somewhat helpless, show-off tone,

"Because you are the protagonist of this dream, and we are NPCs."

"...You seem to have that serious illness."

If it wasn't for being stuck in the mirror, Qi Licha would have jumped up and fought Jiang Yuluo immediately.Although the result is usually that he is beaten unilaterally.

"You don't need to worry too much, Chazi. This mirror is a bit broken. Maybe you will be released in a while. Come on, come on, let me go first, don't delay my sister from doing important things in life."

Gao Da handed Garlic's dog leash to Qi Licha, as if treating him like a telegraph pole.

"What's important in your life?"

Qi Licha snorted in disdain, and saw Gao Da blowing into the magic mirror, and asked very reverently,

"Mirror, mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful person in the world?"

"My wife."

Zhong Ye's answer was very fast, and according to a rough estimate, it could exceed 90.00% of the computers in the world.

"...No, how can we continue this story if you don't follow the routine?"

Gundam looked at Zhong Ye helplessly, "Even if it's a perfunctory one, let's do it again. Magic mirror, magic mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful person in this world?"

"The rain falls on the river."

Zhong Ye changed his answer this time, but it was obvious that Gao Da was very dissatisfied with this answer.

"Destroy," Gundam said dejectedly, "If the magic mirror could talk like you, the story of Snow White would have ended long ago."

"It's okay, it doesn't matter what he answers,"

As Jiang Yuluo spoke, he picked up an apple and stuffed it into Gao Gao's mouth, "As long as you eat this apple, you will reach the same goal by different routes."

"Oh...! Cub! You are murdering...!"

Gao Da struggled desperately, and Qi Licha, who was stunned by the side, finally understood why Jiang Yuluo would say that his performance had come when Snow White first appeared.

Co-author Jiang Pan, even in fairy tales, has to rely on seduction and killing ghosts to make achievements.

After being fed the poisonous apple, Gundam fell dying in front of the mirror. Before losing consciousness, he asked again tremblingly,

"Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful person in the world..."

"Jiang judge."

"Of course it's Meng Zhoulian."

This time, another voice sounded at the same time as Zhong Ye's answer. Jiang Yuluo and Qi Licha turned their heads at the same time. As expected, it was none other than Longtian.

"What are you dressed up for?"

Jiang Yuluo looked at Longtian with disgust, only to see that the majestic Lord of the Nine Heavens was wearing a fairy-like robe and a huge purple-red bow at the neckline.

"Hmph, laugh at a hundred steps at fifty steps."

Longtian obviously also disdains Jiang Yuluo's exaggerated queen's attire.

"Are you... a fairy godmother?"

When Qi Licha saw the magic wand in Longtian's hand, he couldn't help but almost laughed out loud.

"What else, Harry Potter?"

Takiten snorted coldly,

"I will be attracted by the crying of children and help them solve their difficulties. You were crying just now, right?"

"I didn't cry."

Qi Licha categorically denied, "Just kidding, is the young master the kind of person who can cry?"

"Nonsense, you just clearly said 'woo woo' twice."

Zhong Ye corrected him ruthlessly, after all, his rhetorical question just now was also a sentence with a question mark.

"I don't know the awe of miracles."

Long Tian reluctantly waved the magic wand, a burst of starlight flew from the tip of his wand to the magic mirror, and with a click, Qi Licha was able to pull out his hand.

"So you are the most amazing person in this dream!"

Qi Licha felt that he was being hugged to his thigh. The fairy Longtian's ability is so convenient, wouldn't it be possible for him to teleport himself to Leviathan directly after crying twice?

"Just to remind you,"

Zhong Ye saw what Qi Licha was thinking, and said kindly, "Each child can only be helped by the fairy godmother once, and your chances have already been used up."

"good."

Long Tian affirmed, but before he finished speaking, someone suddenly punched him directly from behind, Long Tian quietly turned around to dodge, and caught the blow of the comer's fist with his palm.

"Where's my glass slipper, Takiten?"

Meng Zhoulian's voice sounded slowly, and he was sitting on a low-flying thin cloud, trimming his nails, "Didn't I ask you to conjure it up before twelve o'clock?"

Qi Licha couldn't believe his eyes.

No matter how he thought about it, he felt that Meng Zhoulian should be the vicious stepmother in a certain story, not Cinderella herself!

"Will you wear those shoes to the prom with those good-for-nothing men?"

Takitian obviously didn't want to let Meng Cinderella Zhou Lian go to a party or dance, and he didn't want to change him into a crystal slipper.

"no,"

Meng Zhoulian shrugged, "I simply don't want you to be idle... The Alice-like thing standing over there is the little ghost king named Qi Licha, right?"

"It's the young master."

Qi Licha looked at Meng Zhoulian without hope, "Grandma Meng, can you help me get rid of this dream?"

"Isn't this a piece of cake?"

Meng Zhoulian snapped his fingers, and after a crisp creak, he saw a big hole opened under Qi Li's fork. Before he could react, he began to fall infinitely from the hole.

During the fall, the surrounding area was pitch black at first, but after falling for an unknown amount of time, Qi Licha suddenly found that he could vaguely see some pictures.

He saw that Qi Lishi found himself lying in front of the cemetery, saw the white talking beast escape from Qi Lishi's grasp, and saw Leviathan rushing to take him from Qi Lishi's grasp.

"Whoa, Leviathan, where are you?"

Qi Licha complained aggrievedly.

Everyone in the dream said that he had to find the sleeping Leviathan before he could get out.

But in reality, his foreign monkey will not leave him to sleep alone.

The surrounding images became chaotic and blurred again, and after falling for a while, he finally saw the lighted hole. Qi Licha took advantage of the opportunity and jumped into the light with a bang.

When his eyes got used to the sudden brightness and he looked around intently, Qi Licha, the king of dream complaints, finally couldn't even utter a complete sentence, but simply spit out the word "gouging".

The place he fell into was actually a public restroom with a row of toilets.

"Hi, lost little Alice."

Suddenly a voice came from beside him, Qi Licha was startled and looked around for the source of the voice.

"Here I am, looking down."

Qi Licha searched for a long time, only to find that the person talking to him was actually a roll of toilet paper hanging on the wall of the toilet.

"Is there something wrong with you?"

Qi Licha twitched the corners of his stiff mouth, ignoring the talking roll of toilet paper and was about to leave, but the toilet paper suddenly lengthened by itself, grabbed his ankle and tripped him.

"Who let you go? Do you know where this is?"

"I don't know, but my adults told me not to talk to unfamiliar toilet paper, and leave."

Qi Licha wanted to continue walking, but the roll of toilet paper wrapped around his legs extremely flexibly.

"Don't worry, I am the guardian elf of this tower and the guide of your dreams. I have the key to the tower in my hand."

"Then why don't you hurry up and hand it over to the young master?"

Qi Licha held out his hand rudely.

"Well, I see you are so disdainful to me, otherwise you will sing me a song and I will... what are you doing?!! Hey!! Stop it!"

The toilet paper was horrified to find that Qi Licha started to push him into the toilet, and put his hand on the flush button as if threatening,

"What did you just say? You have the key? The toilet paper with the key will not be flushed away as waste paper."

Ten seconds later, Qi Licha satisfactorily turned the key and left the public toilet, following the guidance given to him by the toilet paper, he found the entrance to the top of the tower.

Fortunately for him, the last part of the journey did not encounter any surprises and weird things, and the tower was not as difficult to climb as imagined.

"Squeak-"

The huge wooden door was kicked open by Qi Licha, and there was actually a person lying in the spacious princess room.

"Foreign monkey?"

Qi Licha walked quickly to the bed, and when he saw that it was Leviathan who was lying there sleeping soundly, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, "I'm so pissed off! You sleep so comfortably here, leaving me alone outside Eat the dog food of their bastards!"

"Dear little Alice, you have to kiss him to wake him up."

The toilet paper that had been flushed from the toilet reappeared on the bedside without anyone noticing, and Qi Licha was so frightened that he immediately kneaded it into a ball and threw it out of the window.

"Kiss, just kiss."

Qi Licha gave a cold snort of disdain, checked the doors and windows shyly to see if they were all locked, and then lay down on the edge of Leviathan's bed, bowed his head and kissed Leviathan's lips lightly.

This is the first time he has kissed Leviathan himself.

Originally it was just a quick kiss, but Leviathan woke up so quickly that Qi Licha suspected for a moment that this hateful foreign monkey was not sleeping at all!

Leviathan reached out and pressed him into his arms, turned over and naturally pressed Qi Licha on the bed,

"Your Highness is willing to come to me, I am very happy."

"No, I can't go out without looking for you! I've already kissed you, why hasn't the dream... um,"

Leviathan bent down and licked his lips and teeth, and easily kissed Qi Licha until his breathing became heavier, his face flushed.

"Because the kiss is not the end of the dream."

"what does it mean?"

Seeing Qi Licha's slightly confused expression, Leviathan smiled and unbuttoned the buttons covered by layers of lace in front of him one by one.

"I pinch your ass now, do you feel it?"

"No, no...you pinch me? How dare you pinch me!"

"In your dream you don't feel pain, but when I kiss you you feel comfortable, right?"

Leviathan coaxed slowly, and the silly Qi Licha felt it with his heart for a while, and then nodded in a daze.

"So I can do some crazy things to you in my dreams. Right?"

Because Qi Licha was afraid of pain, Leviathan had always been extremely restrained and gentle when coaxing him to sleep in the past.

"Ah...? Ah?!"

Qi Licha got up and wanted to run, but Leviathan firmly pressed him on the bed. This cunning and elegant western devil kissed his belly very gently, as if praying before a meal.

"Hey, I'm going to come here later."

"No, wait a minute, Leviathan... I think I should figure out how to break this dream first..."

"If you don't do it, you'll never get out,"

Leviathan rubbed his lips with a chuckle,

"It seems that you are actually looking forward to it in your heart, otherwise you would not have such erotic dreams."

"No, I... um!"

see the words

"woke up?"

Leviathan handed him a glass of water with just the right temperature, and pulled him up.

"I... came out of the dream?"

Qi Licha hadn't completely withdrawn from his lust, and looked at Leviathan blankly. He remembered that this room should be in the human world, Jiang Yuluo's apartment.

"Well, what's wrong?"

Leviathan was even gentler to him than usual, which made Qi Licha feel strange for no reason.

When he wanted to stand up and curse at the monster that caused him to fall into such a weird dream, the soreness from his waist and buttocks made Qi Licha suddenly understand where the weirdness came from.

"Foreign monkey!"

Qi Licha blushed and shouted,

"Tell me the truth, is this dream real or fake?! Did those things happen to us?!"

Leviathan didn't answer directly, but kissed his forehead,

"If baby doesn't feel satisfied, it's not impossible to do it again."