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"If it weren't for the fact that your seniority is higher than mine, I would have sentenced you to blasphemy for the sentence just now, and given you 21 divine punishments."

Longtian said coldly, "Should I say that you are indeed a divine jade, or that you are ignorant and fearless? It fell into my hands with no power to restrain a chicken. If it were someone else, they would have been scared to pieces, and only you dared to do it." Talk to me."

"Who else fell into your hands besides me? Is Meng Zhou pity? It seems that he escaped from your hands."

Jiang Yuluo taunted unceremoniously, he is not broken now, but confident, he is now carrying a mortal body, not committing the crime of treason and immorality, as a priest, Long Tian will be bound by the law of heaven, and cannot directly take his life, in other words In other words, the identity of a human being is the strongest shield for Jiang Yuluo.

"He'll come back to me, I know him as much as he knows me."

"Have you always been this dumb and confident?"

"what?"

"I probably understand why Meng Zhoulian left you... What did you just say? I am older than you?"

Jiang Yuluo finally noticed the problem. He looked at Longtian in disbelief, with a bit of surprise in his eyes, just like a doctor looks at a patient, Tony looks at a bald man, and a tourist looks at an orangutan. Does it count as seniority?"

"You are the extremely yang jade refined by the previous generation of Tianzun who collected the aura of heaven and earth from the reflection of dew and flowers. After the death of the first emperor, you are the longest living creature in the three realms."

"My divine consciousness was born in the underworld, three months, eighteen days and five hours later than Zhong Ye," Jiang Yuluo interrupted Long Tian seriously, unwilling to admit that the previous thick and Without consciousness, hundreds of years that have settled down like broken bricks are their own.

"Whether you have divine consciousness or not, you are just a rare medicine jade."

Longtian looked at one refrigerator after another, either because he thought the capacity was small, or because he disliked the loud noise. His eyes could focus on a certain refrigerator in the depths of the world, but it often spread to everything in the world, so that Jiang Yuluo’s Emotions and thoughts, experiences and long-cherished wishes are nothing but mottled marks on stones to him, dispensable.

"Extreme Sun Jade,"

Jiang Yuluo sneered, "It's the first time I've heard of this name, and it contradicts the identity you gave me. That 'bridge' was also made of extremely yang jade? No wonder I felt unprecedented when I touched the bridge pier. familiarity."

At that time, he only knew that his body was full of shackles, that the King of Hades raised him only to stand on tiptoe for power, that he was like a drifting duckweed, without refuge and destination, and when he finally found out the truth of his life experience, he did not feel his expectation The long-standing sense of belonging is replaced by endless confusion.

"You are different from those jade bricks,"

Takiten squatted down to observe a certain double-door luxury refrigerator carefully, "You are the highest form of animism. The poison on Zhou Li's body is extremely weird, it needs both the miasma of the underworld and the righteousness of the sun, I am waiting for you Sufficient yin energy has been absorbed in the underworld, but Zhou Lian's illness has deteriorated much faster than I expected."

"So, you let Heisha force me to devour the genitals, and let me become a judge so that I can be in contact with evil spirits and grievances all the time."

Jiang Yuluo calmly stated the unbelievable things he had suffered, and he only felt it was ridiculous and pathetic. The treacherous and cunning first judge in the underworld, the evil ghost officials who did all kinds of crimes, were actually the condensation of righteousness between heaven and earth, and they should be subordinate to justice more than any other spiritual things. A mess.

Originally pure and good corundum, what is the intrusion of Yin Cao's resentment.

"It's a pity that the old King of Hades didn't completely obey me, and even had a ridiculous compassion for a stone, otherwise, according to my plan, you would have been... Strange, the internal structure of the refrigerator is like this, the fairy who used the freezing method Where is the spirit hidden?"

"Those things are too small to be seen by the naked eye. If you leave the refrigerator door open for a long time, they will all escape, so if you forget to close the door, everything in the refrigerator will be destroyed."

Without blushing, Jiang Yuluo followed Longtian's imagination to help him construct a type of electrical appliance that maintains the refrigeration function by magic.

"I see."

Takiten was enlightened, and solemnly closed the refrigerator door in front of him, "This is the red one, Zhou Li likes this color."

"What are you looking at me for?"

With his hands in his pockets, Jiang Yuluo unconsciously stood aside and stared at Long Tian, ​​"Does the Lord of the Nine Heavens need to borrow money from me, a little ghost official, to buy things?"

"Aren't you a good friend of Zhong Jiyang's son?"

Long Tian asked Jiang Yuluo, "You still call Zhou Lian uncle, don't you have any intention of buying something for the elders during the Chinese New Year?"

"Who are you?"

Jiang Yuluo looked at Long Tian with a headache. This good guy is even more difficult to coax than the giant baby Zhong Ye who just came to the world, "Didn't you just say that I am above you in terms of seniority? And my name is Meng Meng. What does Uncle Zhou Lian have to do with you?"

"The relationship between me and Zhou Lian can be learned from the world, and the years are hard to wear."

"He doesn't want you now."

"Did you see the silver dragon cloud pattern embroidered on my hair crown? It was embroidered by Zhou Lian himself."

"He said he couldn't understand your Nine Heavens things the most."

"See my frozen blue finger? Zhou Lian also has a pair with me."

"Well, I've seen it. I saw him lose to the uncle who played Go on the side of the road more than 100 years ago. Now it is displayed in the corner of the Capital Museum."

"...Jiang Yuluo, you owe it to me to have the consciousness and physical body, so why do you insist on making things difficult for me?"

"Museum tickets are free, do you want me to take you to steal that finger back?"

"Buying a refrigerator is the number one priority right now."

Taki weather calmly rolled up his sleeves, and in the blink of an eye, Jiang Yuluo's wallet had fallen into his hands.

Who would have thought that Tianzun's divine power, which was supposed to be responsible for the rotation of the sky and the breath of Xingyue, was now being used by Takiten as a pickpocket to steal the wallet.

"you……"

The moment he opened the wallet, there was a slight change on Takitian's face. His brows were slightly wrinkled, and he asked righteously, "You don't have any money?"

"Paper money is not in fashion now,"

Jiang Yuluo sighed, and commanded Long Tian to draw out the card Zhong Ye gave him, "To tell you the truth, the refrigerator needs to be purchased with a real-name system, if I pay for it, those snow elves hidden in the refrigerator They will recognize me as the master, and no one can drive them except me, and they are like a useless iron box to others."

"Human civilization has advanced so far."

Long Tian praised that he took the trouble to incarnate into a human being, and fashioned a solemn and majestic costume according to the description of a Buddha-human being in the Tianjie Collection, although Jiang Yuluo preferred to call it cassock.

Fortunately, he has sword eyebrows and star eyes, and looks dignified and upright. Otherwise, people who only wear a cassock and walk around the mall will be out of their minds.

"The shopping guide will take you to pay and pick up the goods."

Jiang Yuluo took two steps back silently, trying to distance himself from this cassock idiot.

Longtian was not afraid of Jiang Yuluo's tricks to escape, so he restrained his aura of the lord of the fairy world, and followed the shopping guide to the cashier like an ordinary human being.

As for why he insisted on buying this refrigerator without being afraid of trouble, it was not to preserve Jiang Yuluo so that he could keep him fresh, but because one time his consciousness broke through the restriction of the "bridge" to reach the underworld and sneaked into Meng Zhoulian's bamboo forest. After Bie Yuan grabbed Meng Zhoulian to vent his entanglement, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the folded book on the table when he left.

It probably meant that Meng Zhoulian wanted Jiang Yuluo to consider introducing electricity from the human world and importing electrical appliances represented by refrigerators.

Takiten, who was always said to be cold-blooded and ruthless, took this matter to heart.

After seeing Takitian dressed in cassocks and taking the strange eyes of the people around him as worship and awe, and following the shopping guide towards the cashier and leaving, Jiang Yuluo calmly knocked on a certain rice cooker on the shelf behind him:

"Come out."

As his voice fell, a burst of green smoke that was barely visible to the naked eye came out of the rice cooker, Jiang Yuluo frowned slightly, he was very familiar with this breath, but how could the old king of hell come from the palace of hell Human world... Are they planning to make a big mess in the human world?

"Long time no see, Judge Jiang,"

The voice of the old Hades came from the rice cooker. It seems that he did not move here. Jiang Yuluo did not speak. The old Hades raised him as his son. Only when he was very angry would he call him "Jiang Judgment" in a distant and cold manner.

"After Heisha pushed you into the mortal world, I have been regretting it. I haven't counted how long, but I feel that the hell without you children is less angry..."

"Lakitian is alert, if His Highness doesn't hurry up, he might find out right away."

Jiang Yuluo interrupted coldly, not wanting to hear the old Yama's words.

"...The matter has come to this point, I am more ashamed of you than my kindness. Although I count you as part of my plan, I don't want your life like Takiten. Now I am restrained by him in the underworld and cannot escape. As a father... ...As an adoptive father, all I can do is help you recover your divine power."

Along with the vicissitudes and ancient sounds of the old Hades, there is also an endless and rich spiritual power, which belongs to Jiang Juan, Jiang Yuluo, and the surging divine power that belongs to the jade of extreme yang.

"I do not need……"

Knowing that the old Hades wanted to restore his ghost official body, Jiang Yuluo wanted to break free, but unfortunately this spell from Hades had a natural binding force on him, and in the blink of an eye, all the power that had gone away from him was returned. The old Hades thought that this action would enable Jiang Yuluo to at least have the power to save his life in the face of Longtian, but he did not expect that this would also shatter Jiang Yuluo's confidence in relying on him - he was deprived of his human identity, and he was taken back. The divine power belonging to Jiang Pan also returned to Long Tian's shackles.

"Yuluo, I hope you can understand my sincerity."

The deep voice echoed in the rice cooker for a long time, causing Jiang Yuluo's head to swell for a while. For the first time, he felt that his godfather's voice was so harsh.

"...I fucking thank you."

Jiang Yuluo pressed the lid of the rice cooker hard, and looked solemnly at Long Tian who was not far away, who was paying with his card under the guidance of a shopping guide.

At the same time, with a notification sound of a text message, Zhong Ye looked in the direction of the shopping mall in the city center with dark eyes.

"what happened?"

Meng Zhoulian tilted his head.

"Don't wait for the moon to rise, I know where they are."

Zhong Ye raised his mobile phone, Meng Zhoulian looked at the dazzling consumer text messages on his screen, and just curled his lips at Long Tian's unexpected but expected behavior.

"Refrigerator..."

He sighed, and when he spoke again, he unconsciously carried a bit of arrogance in his tone, "It was probably at that time that he saw the brochure that I wanted to import refrigerators to the underworld."

"What do you want a refrigerator for?"

Zhong Ye said that he had already set up a teleportation circle by means of the skill of speech and spirit, the heaven and the earth were connected to it, and the flowing bells were radiant, and he traveled three thousand miles quickly, as fast as a law.

Meng Zhoulian paced into his formation,

"One summer, I smuggled into the human world to play chess with old men. The scorching heat was unbearable. Those old men each held an old popsicle. Who wouldn't be greedy?"