is this marriage

"You, Zhong Kui, are you protecting people like this?"

Jiang Yuluo held his hand and looked at the shallow tooth mark. Of course it didn't hurt, just thinking of the way Zhong Ye grabbed his wrist and wrapped his fingers in his mouth just now...it was so creepy .

"Since ancient times, Zhong Kui has only been me."

Zhong Ye flicked Jiang Yuluo's forehead, "Come and eat."

"Gods also need to eat?"

Jiang Yuluo shrugged, followed Zhong Ye to the dining table and joked.

"To be precise, official positions in the underworld cannot be called 'clergy'."

Zhong Ye was very self-conscious and self-conscious to add food and vegetables. Originally, Jiang Yuluo had a lot of resentment for living here and eating and drinking for nothing. After receiving a huge seven-figure sum transferred from Zhong Ye, the card was immediately closed. Mouth.

"Then just now, your little uncle, what kind of a ghost official is that?"

Jiang Yuluo puffed up his cheeks and chewed his wine-steamed oranges, and asked himself, "Let me guess, I have read some related legends before, if you are Zhong Kui, he is... he is a judge? Just like that There is such a ghost official who is in charge of other things, the boss of the gangster, right?"

"He is the head of the judges,"

Zhong Ye wanted to tell him that the boss of the gangster in your mouth is none other than yourself, "The power of the first sentence is indeed great, but my little uncle is not a ghost official, he is independent of the official class, and human legends call him It is 'Meng Po'."

"puff--"

Thanks to Zhong Ye's quick reaction, Jiang Yuluo didn't get sprayed with soup.

"Ahem, I'm sorry,"

Jiang Yuluo took out a piece of paper and wiped the corners of his lips in embarrassment, "I always thought that Po Meng was a girl...then your little uncle should be called Father Meng."

"'Mengpo' is the same as the first sentence, it's just a title...Are you okay, do you want a drink?"

"No, cough cough,"

Jiang Yuluo was almost choked to death by himself, and asked casually, "Look at you guys who are friends. Granny Meng is your little uncle, and the King of Hades is your boss. So who is your judge?"

"I'm his father."

Zhong Ye didn't hesitate. Anyway, Jiang Yuluo lost his memory, so he didn't take advantage of it. He answered so decisively that Jiang Yuluo was directly led into the ditch by him:

"Good guy, you already have a family?"

"Just as an analogy,"

Zhong Ye didn't blush and his heart didn't beat, and he was more proficient in talking nonsense than Jiang Yuluo, "The chief judge respects me and relies on me. If he has to say it, I should be his big brother."

"Oh,"

Jiang Yuluo let out a long "Oh", I don't know if he really believed it, "Then, is your little brother coming to visit you at home in a few days? Why don't you introduce me first, so as not to be like today Caught me off guard."

"He won't come."

"what?"

Jiang Yu paused, and vaguely saw the loneliness in Zhong Ye's eyes through the fluffy light. His expression was always cold and blurry, but at this moment, there was clearly a colder and more complicated thing lurking in his eyes. s things.

Did you ask something you shouldn't ask?

Jiang Yuluo bit her lip and tried to change the subject, "It's better if I don't come, you also know that I can't deal with monsters and ghosts... Are you full? Let's set the rules for washing dishes when we're full?"

"What rules?"

Zhong Ye raised his eyebrows.

"You wash it on the first, third, and fifth, and I wash it on the second and fourth. You don't need to wash it when you order takeaway on weekends."

"You rest."

Zhong Ye smiled when he saw Jiang Yuluo's cleverness, "Washing the dishes is what a husband should do."

"?? What are you talking about, you little bastard?"

Jiang Yuluo stepped in front of Zhong Ye who was packing up the dishes and was about to enter the kitchen, "What husband? Who? You will cry behind bars for such a forced marriage."

"You can be a 'husband' if you want,"

As Zhong Ye said, he handed the stack of dishes in his hand to Jiang Yuluo, "I'll leave it to you to do the dishes in the future."

"..."

Jiang Yuluo weighed it for a moment, then pushed the plate back to Zhong Ye, "No, no, it's up to you, I'll make the bed for you."

Zhong Ye watched him jump into the room like a little fox, and his eyes became warm and warm. He had been investigating the unjust death of his father for decades, but for the first time because of the short peace now, he hoped that Chen Mo's hell The truth should not be revealed so quickly.

"Garlic cloves—!!"

Within a few seconds, Jiang Yuluo kicked his slippers angrily and ran out to drag out the garlic cloves hiding under the sofa. Seeing that he didn't even add his voice, he sounded really angry.

"What did you stupid dog just do?"

Jiang Yuluo picked up the nape of the little deer dog, and lifted it to the door of the guest room, "You are a deer dog, okay? Do you think your surname is Ha? You have learned how to tear down a house, right?"

"... Wooow."

The curled up Garlic groaned aggrievedly. Seeing the devastated guest room, the torn mattress and the bitten off bed legs, he immediately felt that he would die at the hands of Jiang Yuluo.

Neither it nor Jiang Yuluo knew that Meng Zhoulian, who was far away in the underworld, confirmed through the scene reflected by the smoke ring at this time that the puppy who had been cursed by himself had completed the great task of biting Zhong Ye's mattress. , Satisfied and lit another bag of hookah.

"Do you know what happens to disobedient dogs?"

Jiang Yuluo gritted her teeth, a broken mattress is a trivial matter, the key is where will Zhong Ye sleep tonight?Sleeping on the sofa... that's right!You can sleep on the sofa!

He looked at the sofa as if saving his life, only to see a pool of wet dog excrement left on the sofa.

"...Wang."

Suan Lian'er took the initiative to plead guilty while scratching his head, while Shui Lingling looked at Jiang Yuluo anxiously.

"Come on, Garlic, look what's on my feet."

Jiang Yuluo sneered angrily, and pressed Garlic's little head to let him take a closer look at his pair of plush slippers with dog heads, "Dogs that don't obey will be made into slippers, you, understand?"

Garlic: "??"

In order to escape the tragic fate of being made into slippers by Jiang Yuluo, this poor puppy chose to run to Zhong Ye in time and ran to Zhong Ye. Tears ran wildly against Zhong Ye's trouser legs and let out a pitiful whimper.

"You are rubbing against Zhong Kui from the underworld, the ruthless Zhong Tianshi, who can be made into slippers and can be left in the world. Be careful, he will directly put you..."

Before Jiang Yuluo finished speaking, Zhong Ye solemnly wiped his hands after washing the dishes, and solemnly picked up the garlic cloves in both hands, showing his intention of protecting the cub.

"Zhong Ye, you..."

The appearance of Zhong Ye, who was still wearing a neat formal shirt, vest and tie, carefully holding the garlic cloves in both hands was too contrary to the glory of motherhood. Jiang Yuluo opened his mouth for a long time, but finally just cursed silently,

"Then you have no place to sleep tonight, if you like it so much, go to the kennel with it?"

"Is the bed in the master bedroom not big enough?"

Zhong Ye was puzzled.

"That's my bed... you don't want to sleep with me, do you?"

"You and I are both men, we don't want to be indecent, and the bed is enough, what's the problem?"

The problem is because they are all men... Jiang Yuluo bit her lip and engaged in a fierce ideological struggle. Although they have a shitty marriage relationship, they have no real connection. Brothers sleep in the same bed together for one night It's not a big deal, this noble president doesn't dislike him, it seems hypocritical for a small employee to pick and choose.

But Jiang Yuluo was never afraid of being called hypocritical, but he was afraid that he would not sleep well.

"If you don't mind, I'll make you a bed on the floor? I remember there's a mattress in the closet."

Jiang Yuluo did what he said, and quickly walked to the wardrobe and opened the door to move out his last hope. There were several huge gaps on the mattress printed with Doraemon in various colors.

Suanbian'er, who was held in Zhong Ye's arms, pleaded guilty to Jiang Yuluo again.

"..."

After tossing and tossing for a long time, almost all the things that could be used to replace the bed were destroyed by the garlic cloves. Jiang Yuluo finally had no choice but to give half of his big bed to Zhong Ye.

"Let's say it first, if you disturb my sleep, even if you are my boss, I will give you a kick."

Before going to bed, Jiang Yuluo changed into her pajamas, wrapped herself peacefully in the quilt, and stared righteously at Zhong Ye who looked a little funny in her David coat.

"I'll pay attention."

Zhong Ye pressed the switch of the ceiling light and lay on the other side of the bed.

He thought that Jiang Yuluo would be as extravagant and picky when sleeping as he was eating, but he didn't expect that the moment the room entered darkness, Jiang Yuluo's breathing became smooth and comfortable, and he immediately fell into a deep sleep.

"..."

Zhong Ye thought that he was sleeping like a dead pig, even if he jumped up and beat the gongs and drums, he probably wouldn't be able to wake up.

The night was dark, and the neon lights in the distance diffused a faint light mist, flowing softly along the window edge. Occasionally, a huge ghost was attracted by Jiang Yuluo. After taking him away, he raised his head and met Zhong Ye who was beside him—before he even had time to say "excuse me", he was silently turned into dust by Zhong Tianshi.

After cleaning up the third evil spirit that was lingering outside the window tonight, Zhong Ye stood by the bed and looked at Jiang Yuluo indifferently.

He was in a deep sleep, his soft hair rested lightly on his face, his facial features were so delicate that he didn't look like a murderer.

"you,"

Zhong Ye spoke slowly, only talking to himself in the middle of the night with some probing,

"Did you really fall into the Styx?"

He was able to quell the hell rebellion by himself, and even Meng Zhoulian had to be vigilant to Jiang Pan. Except for the time when he drank too much and broke into Zhong Ye's arms and relaxed, he was as cunning and astute as a fox at all times. , how could it really be as rumored, because he fell into the river drunk...

"of course not."

Jiang Yuluo responded to him softly.