is this marriage
Chapter 2
"Has Granny Meng found the boy's whereabouts in the world?"
The old King of Hades knew that it was a dead end to find out why Jiang Yuluo fell into the river at this time. He was not only worried about Jiang Yuluo's position and no successor, but also worried about being Jiang Yuluo's godfather.
"Master Meng said that Jiang Pan has, already integrated into human nature, and must conform to the reincarnation of fate. He can only come back after living his life as a human being. Moreover, Jiang Pan seems...seems to have lost his memory."
"The raw material of Mengpo soup is the water of the Styx River. Jiang Yuluo soaked it all the way, of course he will lose his memory!"
The old King of Hades sighed, raised his dim eyes slightly, and glanced at the ghost officials in the hall:
"Now that the judges have no leader, what can you do?"
"Let me tell you,"
The judge with a high forehead standing at the front spoke actively. He was among the top five judges and was known for his wit and tact. It's clicked, our errands will be dispatched immediately, and Jiang Judgment will be brought back in three quarters of an hour."
"idiot!"
Before the old Hades could open his mouth, Bai Sha, who served on the left and right, took the lead in dismissing, "How can the book of life and death be used for such trivial matters? Everything in the world has a definite number. Do you think that when writing novels, the life span of ordinary people can be changed?"
"Lord Bai Sha is right, right."
The high-foreheaded judge who was scolded bloody by Bai Sha curled his lips and remained silent.
"Actually, I don't think you need to be so worried, Your Highness. Think about it, when Jiang Juan was in office...he just listened to ditties every day and spent his days and nights. He didn't do anything practical, so there's no need to bother to find him."
Another ghost messenger boldly opened his mouth, speaking the aspirations of an unknown number of people.
"Haven't done any practical work? Then tell me why the underworld is in such a mess now?"
The old Yama slapped the table heavily, "I'm ashamed to say, Jiang Judgment doesn't do practical things, what's the use of you bastards singing and dancing all day long?!"
All the ghosts who bowed their heads and were being scolded were silent, but they all thought in unison in their hearts, you bullshit old Hades is the most useless bullshit.
"Your Highness, don't be angry,"
Heisha, who had not spoken all this time, finally came to an end, "The Underworld was caught off guard by the sudden departure of Jiang Juan. We are full of talents in the underworld. It is not difficult to find someone to temporarily replace Jiang Juan. What should be more worried at this time is the safety of mortal Jiang Yuluo. .”
"How does Master Heisha say this?"
Some ghost officials who were still at a loss couldn't hold back their questions. Let Jiang judge this person. He has a high position and authority, so the reputation will be polarized. Some people are really worried about his safety, while others are eager for his death.
There are reasons for each of them. For example, although Jiang Yuluo is capable, his position as an official is indeed improper. In other words, the position of the head of the judge has been tested for years, only the civil and military tests Only those who are at the top of the list can be qualified for this position, and Jiang Yuluo is a "black household" who snatched the top position of the year by going through the back door.
"Jiang Judgment acted casually when he was in office...ah no, he acted in an unruly manner and offended many evil ghosts and souls. As a judge, he had magical powers to protect him. Now that he has become an ordinary human being, I am afraid that he will encounter many enemies. If you get revenge and get beaten to death in the human world, then..."
"Quickly shut your crow's mouth!"
The old King of Hades was kind-hearted, he couldn't listen to bloody stories, he kept talking about the blessings of the Bodhisattva, and he really felt sorry for his precious godson. He raised him as his own son.
"I personally think that the most urgent task is to send a strong and reliable person to the human world to protect Jiang Juan. If he can help Jiang Juan recover his memory and mana in advance, that would be the best."
Heisha's suggestion made the old Hades finally relax his brows, but the other ghost officials gasped in unison - no one has the diamond to do this porcelain job!Jiang Yuluo himself is not afraid of anything, the demons and ghosts he offended are all legendary monsters, and these little ghost officials can only give away their heads when they go, ah no, ghost heads.
"Heisha's words are justified. Do all of you humerus willingly go to the human world to protect Jiang Yuluo?"
The old King of Hades glanced around, and saw that all the ghost officials lowered their heads and refused to make eye contact with him, and some even quietly hid behind other people's backs.
"It's really blinding you group of ostrich eggs—!"
"That, Your Highness, Your Highness..."
The ghost official who had been kneeling in the center of the hall to report the matter raised his head tremblingly.
"Oh?"
The eyes of the old King of Hades lit up, "You should learn from me, you old turtles with shy heads. This young man is so brave and resourceful. Sina slapped you old rascals to death on the beach!"
"No, no, that, I want to say..."
The brave and resourceful little ghost officer had never received such attention before, and blushed, "I want to say that ostriches lay eggs, so there are only ostrich eggs, and there are no ostrich eggs..."
"You idiot!"
Bai Sha yelled again before the old Hades could speak: "For Your Highness, an egg is an egg, and an egg is an egg, you know nothing!"
Old Hades: "..."
It's not because he is lazy that the old man insisted on handing over the affairs of the Underworld to Jiang Yuluo. It's just such a group of bad things with only eggs and eggs in their minds. Let him take him personally and he will die of anger early.
"I ask again, is there anyone who volunteers to take on this big job? The salary is doubled, and there is work-related injury insurance."
All the ghosts held their breath again and retreated together. When no one took the initiative to stand up, as long as everyone else took a step back, an unlucky guy with a slow reaction would become a warrior.
Sure enough, after a while of huffing and retreating, an unlucky guy really appeared in the center of the Hades Hall.
"Then leave it to...huh??"
The old Hades stared wide-eyed, staring in disbelief at the warrior standing in the center—Zhong Ye.
This Zhong Ye is none other than the genius who won the first place in the judge exam but was robbed by Jiang Yuluo. Since then, Zhong Ye and Jiang Yuluo have formed a relationship. Fighting is the most conflicting pair of enemies in the officialdom of the underworld.
How far is the enemy?Zhong Ye must be one of those villains who wanted to take advantage of Jiang Yuluo's danger to drive him away. He didn't take the opportunity to give Jiang Yuluo two swords, so how could he still protect him?
"Hey, hello, Zhong Ye!"
The little devil who was on good terms with Zhong Ye on weekdays tugged on Zhong Ye's sleeve, why did this bastard stay here in a daze at this time? !
Since Zhong Ye was replaced by Jiang Yuluo, he has never passed the judge's test since he failed the rankings, and vowed not to step into the civil servant system of the underworld, so he became a ghost collector.However, gold shines everywhere, and Zhong Ye's performance alone is almost equal to the sum of all judges. In order to reward him, the old Yama decided to add the post of "Zhong Kui" to reward Zhong Ye directly.
"Zhong Ye, why the hell are you in a daze?"
The little devil was so anxious, why did Zhong Ye, who usually sneered at the affairs of the underworld, look stupid at this moment?It's bad, he couldn't have been thinking about how to assassinate Jiang Yuluo in his mind, and he was fascinated by it, right?
Zhong Ye was indeed thinking about Jiang Yuluo at this moment, but it was not the Jiang Yuluo who was sadly exiled in the world at this time, but the Jiang Yuluo who had red eyes and pulled his sleeves a few years ago.
"Zhong Ye, can you save me..."
At that time, Jiang Yuluo said this to him, even if they were arguing in the palace of the King of Hades for a second, their faces were red and their ears were red, and they were arguing hard, but it was such a night with a late moon and a clear moon, and the incomparable Jiang Yuluo was holding his hand No matter what, I don't want to let him go.
"you're drunk."
Zhong Ye wanted to push him away, but Jiang Yuluo grabbed him even tighter. The commanding Master Jiang just bit his lips like that, and was about to lean into his arms with a waxy voice.
"Let's pull the hook...you must, must, and protect me."
That night, Zhong Ye had no choice but to coax the drunk man into a hookup with him. Although Jiang Yuluo, the bastard, forgot all about the night the next day like a normal person, and still ruthlessly quarreled in the palace of the king of hell. Hit him a lot.
In the end, Zhong Ye was the only one who kept this weird agreement in mind.
There was also Jiang Yuluo who had never seen anyone before, who would seek protection from others.
"Then it's up to you, okay, Zhong Ye?"
The old Hades managed to catch a strong man, and it was not for nothing. Even if Zhong Ye and Jiang Yuluo got married, he would not be able to openly harm him. Moreover, Zhong Ye was upright and pure in nature, and he disdained to use this method to eradicate dissidents.
"what?"
Zhong Ye finally came to his senses, and looked around in confusion, but only received sympathetic looks from his colleagues.
"Then send Zhong Ye to the world to protect Jiang Yuluo. Zhong Ye, you have always been reliable. I think you will be able to bring Jiang Yuluo back intact during this trip."
The old Yan Wang deliberately bit the word "intact" very hard, and deliberately sounded the alarm for Zhong Ye.
"... Zhong Ye obeys orders."
Zhong Ye sighed silently. He didn't listen much to the previous discussion. In short, he went to the human world to protect Jiang Yuluo. He regarded it as fulfilling the original promise. After this incident, he and Jiang Yuluo had no good relationship. connection.
"Thank you, Zhong Qing."
After finally finding someone to do the hard work, the old Hades heaved a sigh of relief and leaned back on the Hades chair.
"Your Highness and I are polite to your mother."
Zhong Ye kowtowed politely.
Baisha: "Idiot!"
Heisha: "...?"
All the ghost officials: "This kid can't think about finding death, can he?"
Only the old King of Hades took it for granted, "Is this what Granny Meng taught you?"
"Um,"
Zhong Ye said solemnly, "Little uncle said, 'Your mother is being polite to me' has the same meaning as 'Even if you eat your fortune, do your best to do your business'."
"Then you go back and tell Granny Meng, my hall thank you fucking, 'fucking' means 'thank you very much'."
"It must live up to His Highness's expectations."
Zhong Ye nodded and left. He wanted to say goodbye to his little uncle, Meng Po, before setting off. When he was far away and all the ghosts dispersed, the old Hades sighed and said slowly:
"I suspect that the boy sometimes does it on purpose."
"Don't worry about it, my lord,"
Heisha smiled, and helped the old Hades clean up the table, "Zhong Ye was raised by Mr. Meng, and Mr. Meng has never been serious."
"I hope Zhong Ye's trip will live up to my expectations."
The old Hades nodded, and when he thought of Jiang Yuluo, he couldn't help but frowned deeply.
Jiang Yuluo, who had just been exiled to the human world, sneezed countless times on the way home from the company. On the subway, he accidentally fell asleep for a while. For some reason, in his dream, he dreamed that a group of ghosts gathered together and were discussing How to protect him.
It's ridiculous.
The staunch materialist Jiang Yuluo sneered, took out the key and opened the anti-theft door of the apartment. The moment he opened the door, a gust of wind flashed in front of him.
The old King of Hades knew that it was a dead end to find out why Jiang Yuluo fell into the river at this time. He was not only worried about Jiang Yuluo's position and no successor, but also worried about being Jiang Yuluo's godfather.
"Master Meng said that Jiang Pan has, already integrated into human nature, and must conform to the reincarnation of fate. He can only come back after living his life as a human being. Moreover, Jiang Pan seems...seems to have lost his memory."
"The raw material of Mengpo soup is the water of the Styx River. Jiang Yuluo soaked it all the way, of course he will lose his memory!"
The old King of Hades sighed, raised his dim eyes slightly, and glanced at the ghost officials in the hall:
"Now that the judges have no leader, what can you do?"
"Let me tell you,"
The judge with a high forehead standing at the front spoke actively. He was among the top five judges and was known for his wit and tact. It's clicked, our errands will be dispatched immediately, and Jiang Judgment will be brought back in three quarters of an hour."
"idiot!"
Before the old Hades could open his mouth, Bai Sha, who served on the left and right, took the lead in dismissing, "How can the book of life and death be used for such trivial matters? Everything in the world has a definite number. Do you think that when writing novels, the life span of ordinary people can be changed?"
"Lord Bai Sha is right, right."
The high-foreheaded judge who was scolded bloody by Bai Sha curled his lips and remained silent.
"Actually, I don't think you need to be so worried, Your Highness. Think about it, when Jiang Juan was in office...he just listened to ditties every day and spent his days and nights. He didn't do anything practical, so there's no need to bother to find him."
Another ghost messenger boldly opened his mouth, speaking the aspirations of an unknown number of people.
"Haven't done any practical work? Then tell me why the underworld is in such a mess now?"
The old Yama slapped the table heavily, "I'm ashamed to say, Jiang Judgment doesn't do practical things, what's the use of you bastards singing and dancing all day long?!"
All the ghosts who bowed their heads and were being scolded were silent, but they all thought in unison in their hearts, you bullshit old Hades is the most useless bullshit.
"Your Highness, don't be angry,"
Heisha, who had not spoken all this time, finally came to an end, "The Underworld was caught off guard by the sudden departure of Jiang Juan. We are full of talents in the underworld. It is not difficult to find someone to temporarily replace Jiang Juan. What should be more worried at this time is the safety of mortal Jiang Yuluo. .”
"How does Master Heisha say this?"
Some ghost officials who were still at a loss couldn't hold back their questions. Let Jiang judge this person. He has a high position and authority, so the reputation will be polarized. Some people are really worried about his safety, while others are eager for his death.
There are reasons for each of them. For example, although Jiang Yuluo is capable, his position as an official is indeed improper. In other words, the position of the head of the judge has been tested for years, only the civil and military tests Only those who are at the top of the list can be qualified for this position, and Jiang Yuluo is a "black household" who snatched the top position of the year by going through the back door.
"Jiang Judgment acted casually when he was in office...ah no, he acted in an unruly manner and offended many evil ghosts and souls. As a judge, he had magical powers to protect him. Now that he has become an ordinary human being, I am afraid that he will encounter many enemies. If you get revenge and get beaten to death in the human world, then..."
"Quickly shut your crow's mouth!"
The old King of Hades was kind-hearted, he couldn't listen to bloody stories, he kept talking about the blessings of the Bodhisattva, and he really felt sorry for his precious godson. He raised him as his own son.
"I personally think that the most urgent task is to send a strong and reliable person to the human world to protect Jiang Juan. If he can help Jiang Juan recover his memory and mana in advance, that would be the best."
Heisha's suggestion made the old Hades finally relax his brows, but the other ghost officials gasped in unison - no one has the diamond to do this porcelain job!Jiang Yuluo himself is not afraid of anything, the demons and ghosts he offended are all legendary monsters, and these little ghost officials can only give away their heads when they go, ah no, ghost heads.
"Heisha's words are justified. Do all of you humerus willingly go to the human world to protect Jiang Yuluo?"
The old King of Hades glanced around, and saw that all the ghost officials lowered their heads and refused to make eye contact with him, and some even quietly hid behind other people's backs.
"It's really blinding you group of ostrich eggs—!"
"That, Your Highness, Your Highness..."
The ghost official who had been kneeling in the center of the hall to report the matter raised his head tremblingly.
"Oh?"
The eyes of the old King of Hades lit up, "You should learn from me, you old turtles with shy heads. This young man is so brave and resourceful. Sina slapped you old rascals to death on the beach!"
"No, no, that, I want to say..."
The brave and resourceful little ghost officer had never received such attention before, and blushed, "I want to say that ostriches lay eggs, so there are only ostrich eggs, and there are no ostrich eggs..."
"You idiot!"
Bai Sha yelled again before the old Hades could speak: "For Your Highness, an egg is an egg, and an egg is an egg, you know nothing!"
Old Hades: "..."
It's not because he is lazy that the old man insisted on handing over the affairs of the Underworld to Jiang Yuluo. It's just such a group of bad things with only eggs and eggs in their minds. Let him take him personally and he will die of anger early.
"I ask again, is there anyone who volunteers to take on this big job? The salary is doubled, and there is work-related injury insurance."
All the ghosts held their breath again and retreated together. When no one took the initiative to stand up, as long as everyone else took a step back, an unlucky guy with a slow reaction would become a warrior.
Sure enough, after a while of huffing and retreating, an unlucky guy really appeared in the center of the Hades Hall.
"Then leave it to...huh??"
The old Hades stared wide-eyed, staring in disbelief at the warrior standing in the center—Zhong Ye.
This Zhong Ye is none other than the genius who won the first place in the judge exam but was robbed by Jiang Yuluo. Since then, Zhong Ye and Jiang Yuluo have formed a relationship. Fighting is the most conflicting pair of enemies in the officialdom of the underworld.
How far is the enemy?Zhong Ye must be one of those villains who wanted to take advantage of Jiang Yuluo's danger to drive him away. He didn't take the opportunity to give Jiang Yuluo two swords, so how could he still protect him?
"Hey, hello, Zhong Ye!"
The little devil who was on good terms with Zhong Ye on weekdays tugged on Zhong Ye's sleeve, why did this bastard stay here in a daze at this time? !
Since Zhong Ye was replaced by Jiang Yuluo, he has never passed the judge's test since he failed the rankings, and vowed not to step into the civil servant system of the underworld, so he became a ghost collector.However, gold shines everywhere, and Zhong Ye's performance alone is almost equal to the sum of all judges. In order to reward him, the old Yama decided to add the post of "Zhong Kui" to reward Zhong Ye directly.
"Zhong Ye, why the hell are you in a daze?"
The little devil was so anxious, why did Zhong Ye, who usually sneered at the affairs of the underworld, look stupid at this moment?It's bad, he couldn't have been thinking about how to assassinate Jiang Yuluo in his mind, and he was fascinated by it, right?
Zhong Ye was indeed thinking about Jiang Yuluo at this moment, but it was not the Jiang Yuluo who was sadly exiled in the world at this time, but the Jiang Yuluo who had red eyes and pulled his sleeves a few years ago.
"Zhong Ye, can you save me..."
At that time, Jiang Yuluo said this to him, even if they were arguing in the palace of the King of Hades for a second, their faces were red and their ears were red, and they were arguing hard, but it was such a night with a late moon and a clear moon, and the incomparable Jiang Yuluo was holding his hand No matter what, I don't want to let him go.
"you're drunk."
Zhong Ye wanted to push him away, but Jiang Yuluo grabbed him even tighter. The commanding Master Jiang just bit his lips like that, and was about to lean into his arms with a waxy voice.
"Let's pull the hook...you must, must, and protect me."
That night, Zhong Ye had no choice but to coax the drunk man into a hookup with him. Although Jiang Yuluo, the bastard, forgot all about the night the next day like a normal person, and still ruthlessly quarreled in the palace of the king of hell. Hit him a lot.
In the end, Zhong Ye was the only one who kept this weird agreement in mind.
There was also Jiang Yuluo who had never seen anyone before, who would seek protection from others.
"Then it's up to you, okay, Zhong Ye?"
The old Hades managed to catch a strong man, and it was not for nothing. Even if Zhong Ye and Jiang Yuluo got married, he would not be able to openly harm him. Moreover, Zhong Ye was upright and pure in nature, and he disdained to use this method to eradicate dissidents.
"what?"
Zhong Ye finally came to his senses, and looked around in confusion, but only received sympathetic looks from his colleagues.
"Then send Zhong Ye to the world to protect Jiang Yuluo. Zhong Ye, you have always been reliable. I think you will be able to bring Jiang Yuluo back intact during this trip."
The old Yan Wang deliberately bit the word "intact" very hard, and deliberately sounded the alarm for Zhong Ye.
"... Zhong Ye obeys orders."
Zhong Ye sighed silently. He didn't listen much to the previous discussion. In short, he went to the human world to protect Jiang Yuluo. He regarded it as fulfilling the original promise. After this incident, he and Jiang Yuluo had no good relationship. connection.
"Thank you, Zhong Qing."
After finally finding someone to do the hard work, the old Hades heaved a sigh of relief and leaned back on the Hades chair.
"Your Highness and I are polite to your mother."
Zhong Ye kowtowed politely.
Baisha: "Idiot!"
Heisha: "...?"
All the ghost officials: "This kid can't think about finding death, can he?"
Only the old King of Hades took it for granted, "Is this what Granny Meng taught you?"
"Um,"
Zhong Ye said solemnly, "Little uncle said, 'Your mother is being polite to me' has the same meaning as 'Even if you eat your fortune, do your best to do your business'."
"Then you go back and tell Granny Meng, my hall thank you fucking, 'fucking' means 'thank you very much'."
"It must live up to His Highness's expectations."
Zhong Ye nodded and left. He wanted to say goodbye to his little uncle, Meng Po, before setting off. When he was far away and all the ghosts dispersed, the old Hades sighed and said slowly:
"I suspect that the boy sometimes does it on purpose."
"Don't worry about it, my lord,"
Heisha smiled, and helped the old Hades clean up the table, "Zhong Ye was raised by Mr. Meng, and Mr. Meng has never been serious."
"I hope Zhong Ye's trip will live up to my expectations."
The old Hades nodded, and when he thought of Jiang Yuluo, he couldn't help but frowned deeply.
Jiang Yuluo, who had just been exiled to the human world, sneezed countless times on the way home from the company. On the subway, he accidentally fell asleep for a while. For some reason, in his dream, he dreamed that a group of ghosts gathered together and were discussing How to protect him.
It's ridiculous.
The staunch materialist Jiang Yuluo sneered, took out the key and opened the anti-theft door of the apartment. The moment he opened the door, a gust of wind flashed in front of him.
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