is this marriage

"Is it so difficult to get a driver's license to be a fairy?"

Jiang Yuluo said proudly, "For the sake of saving me today, I can show you my driver's license."

"Can you drive?"

Zhong Ye didn't take it seriously. Jiang Yuluo came to the human world not long before him. Even if the time flow ratio between the underworld and the human world is different, it shouldn't have learned this new technology so quickly.

"No, but I have proof."

Jiang Yuluo shrugged his shoulders. He was like a drop of boiling blood falling into the white snow. He was thrust into a strange fate. Well organized life.

Like Zhong Ye, he has never touched driving before. The only difference is that he found a driver's license in his closet. Although the part of the photo looks like it has been corroded by mercury, the original appearance cannot be seen, but he is good at accepting it. And Jiang Yuluo, who firmly believed in atheism, naturally ignored these weird details, pretending that he just lost a small memory.

"I don't think you should either."

Zhong Ye didn't say anything more, and Jiang Yuluo didn't take his words to heart, but just smiled and accepted the magic circle that Zhong Ye had set up at his house without saying a word. When sending Zhong Ye away, Jiang Yuluo suddenly stopped him:

"Zhong... Boss, stay a while."

Gao Da hid behind Jiang Yuluo, and whispered in a voice that Zhong Ye couldn't hear, "I almost want to be called my husband, what kind of boss are you politely calling... ouch!"

"how?"

Zhong Ye looked suspiciously at Gundam, who was covering his head with a big bump on his head.

"I read online that wearing a statue of Zhong Kui can ward off evil spirits, why don't you leave a photo for me?"

Jiang Yuluo asked tentatively.

"I don't have that kind of thing."

Zhong Ye felt a chill again. Meng Zhoulian told him that to them, portraits are like close-fitting clothing, body hair and skin. Many evil spells use portraits as the medium. It must be a fight to the death, Jiang Pan, who would take the initiative to ask him for such a private item as a small elephant?

"I can't shoot now, I have a Polaroid here."

"What's that? All I know is cameras."

Zhong Ye was a little curious. After he came to the world, in order not to reveal his secrets, he mainly learned common sense about work. Polaroids were like cars to him, a novelty that he had never seen before.

"It's almost the same, except that you don't need to develop the photo, you just take a picture and you'll know."

Jiang Yuluo said that he had dug out the Polaroid from the glove box under the coffee table. Regardless of Zhong Ye's disgusted gaze, he blew off the one-foot-thick dust on it with a "huh", and ordered Gao Da to teach Zhong Ye how to pose. .

"Are you sure he won't slap me away?"

Gao Da flinched, holding Jiang Yuluo's arm and dared not go forward.

"He would have sent it off long ago. As the saying goes, if the King of Hades wants you to leave at the third watch, how can he keep you until the fifth watch?"

Jiang Yuluo waved his hand "go, go" and pushed Gundam over. He lowered his head and concentrated on tinkering with the Polaroid that hadn't been used for a long time, which made it look like it was broken.

"Then, that, Mr. Zhong, is this your way?"

Gao Da half covered his face with his sleeves, and carefully "invited" Zhong Ye to a clean white wall.

"You are not under Judge Jiang."

Zhong Ye turned his back to Jiang Yuluo, lowered his voice, his tone was completely affirmative, Gao Da heard the sound suddenly paused, but she quickly opened her eyebrows and smiled again:

"I don't understand what you mean? Jiang Juan...is that famous adult I know?"

"There are not many forces that want to compete for him. No matter which side you belong to, if you act rashly, I will not be as merciful as last time."

Zhong Ye didn't pay attention to Gundam's justification, but only made a slight threat.The last slap was a test. He knew that Gundam had the strength to save Jiang Yuluo at a critical moment, but such a ghost lurking by his side and whose position was unknown was more worthy of vigilance.

He didn't want to be too busy to see Jiang Yuluo sent away by his dear "cousin" who kept him by his side. Not to mention how the old Hades would punish him, Granny Meng's sinister ridicule would definitely be unavoidable.

"Hey, the screen is on."

Jiang Yuluo frantically pressed the power button, and finally lit up the Polaroid, "Gundam, step aside, the camera can capture ghosts."

"It's no wonder it was filmed. You've watched too many messy movies."

Gao Da took two steps back cursing, as if nothing happened between him and Zhong Ye.

"Boss, look this way, yes, three two one, okay."

Jiang Yuluo took a very perfunctory photo of Zhong Ye, anyway, it was used to ward off evil spirits, it doesn't matter if he looks good, besides... He glanced at Zhong Ye quietly, this man has a modeled face, and he took a photo blindly Also good looking.

"Is this a blank sheet of paper?"

Zhong Ye came over curiously to catch the photo paper printed out from the camera. You must know that the photography technology in Hades is still at the level of human beings at the end of the [-]th century, and the work photos taken are extremely ugly.

"It will appear in a while, you see."

Jiang Yuluo flicked the edge of the photo paper, and saw Zhong Ye's portrait gradually take shape on the palm-sized piece of paper, because the color difference of the camera was slightly dim, but Zhong Ye's expression was still a bit confused.

"……puff."

Jiang Yuluo couldn't help laughing out loud, the more he took the photo, the more he found it funny, Zhong Ye was like a child who traveled from ancient times.

With the protection of Zhong Kui's statue, Jiang Yuluo saw that Zhong Ye was full of curiosity about this Polaroid, so he generously offered to give it to Zhong Ye, and before Zhong Ye could refuse, he sent the box out of his house with others.

"Boss, go slowly—"

Jiang Yuluo deliberately prolonged his voice, making him look more lively than before, the kind of liveliness that would make anyone want to punch him when he heard it.

Zhong Ye has always had nothing to do with him, he sighed and disappeared into the night suddenly.

Compared with Jiang Yuluo, he cared more about Chen Mo Hell. Back then, his father was wrongly imprisoned, and the case file was not tried by the underworld. Later, the case file fell into Jiang Yuluo's hands and was kept by him. Zhong Ye No more clues could be found.But now that Jiang Yuluo has become a stupid human animal, it is equivalent to providing him with a huge loophole to take advantage of.

After Zhong Ye left, Jiang Yuluo turned on the computer and scanned the small portrait of Zhong Kui, which he said would be used to ward off evil and self-defense, into an electronic version, and emailed it to several different contacts.

Gao Da leaned aside and looked puzzled, "Are you still doubting the identity of your boss?"

"I remember very clearly that Hongtu's prince looks like a toad, and he is definitely not like him."

"I thought you were wondering if he was the real Zhong Kui."

"Well, I asked this group of old Taoist priests to help me look at his face and confirm whether he is a thigh worthy of hugging."

"If you want me to say that you might as well just follow him and let him protect you by his side, so that we won't be worried all day long."

"Why? Marry him?"

Jiang Yuluo refused with a full face, "It's absolutely impossible."

"It's true that the sun is coming out from the west," Gundam rolled his eyes at him, "I've never seen you be so interested in a living person."

"Correct me, I'm not interested in dead people either."

After Jiang Yuluo sent the email, she closed the computer and put the photo paper into her pocket. Although feudal superstition is bad, she is not afraid of ten thousand but just in case. Maybe she encounters something related to Zhong Ye The monster can also take it out and brush his face.

For more than a month after that, Jiang Yuluo spent a relatively harmonious period of time under the double insurance of formations in the office and apartment, although he often saw ghosts and ghosts crawling outside the window on the subway and staring at them.

Zhong Ye followed him to and from get off work in silence for more than a month, and he "returned with a full load" almost every day, and he was able to complete half a month's performance of an ordinary judge. If he hadn't secretly protected Jiang Yuluo, Jiang Yuluo would have disappeared from the world I know how many times.

Jiang Yuluo, who was heartless and self-righteous, thought that the Zhong Kui portrait played the role of exorcism. There was also a bloody smell.

"Who?"

He put one hand in his pocket, quietly grabbed the photo of Zhong Ye, and nervously walked to the door.

Could it be that the enchantment that Zhong Ye gave him has a shelf life?After using it for more than a month, the effect has weakened?

"It's me, Brother Jiang."

Di Xuezhang stood at the door weeping, clutching his bleeding nose.

"You finally got beaten?"

Jiang Yuluo breathed a sigh of relief silently, and asked Di Xuetang to pinch his nostrils and bow his head to stop the bleeding, and took out the first-aid kit that was rarely used throughout the year and found him a bunch of alcohol cotton balls.

"What, I'm dry and irritable, and I'm bleeding, ouch."

With Jiang Yuluo's help, Di Xuetang stopped the bleeding, sat on the sofa in the infirmary holding a cup of hot water and complained, "You said I haven't had a few nosebleeds since I was a child, when did my nose bleed? become so fragile?"

"Just drink some water, don't howl like you're going to die."

Jiang Yuluo didn't even notice, Di Xuezhang was still refusing to leave, but there was another knock on the door, Jiang Yuluo opened the door and saw, good guy, another one holding his nose.

"Brother, you also have a nosebleed?"

Di Xuetang was very familiar with himself, patted the sofa next to him and asked the little brother who came later to sit next to him, "Let Brother Xiaojiang bring you a cotton ball, and it will stop after a while."

"Damn, I've had a lot of nosebleeds for the past few days. I don't know why I'm bleeding so much today. I just came to the infirmary to have a look. I haven't finished my report yet. Hurry up and go back and continue working on it."

Before the two of them chatted a few words, two more girls were poking their heads at the door of the infirmary:

"Doctor, do you have a Band-Aid here? I accidentally got cut by a stapler, and it didn't hurt, but the bleeding couldn't stop."

"Dr. Xiaojiang, I think I should use a bandage. The place where I frayed a few days ago started to bleed again. Could you help me take a look?"

Jiang Yuluo's infirmary has never been so lively. He has just finished bandaging this one, and another person will come who says that a small cut on his body will not stop the bleeding. The bandages that have been in stock for a long time will be used up in half a day. all clean.

"Hard work, Brother Jiang, you said today is also strange, why everyone rushed together and got hurt. Do you want to go to dinner with us?"

Di Xuetang stole most of the day's laziness, and took the last bandaged little brother to the cafeteria at meal time.

"You guys go, I won't."

Jiang Yuluo was eager to send them away as soon as possible, and finally made it to the lunch break. He hung a sign outside the door saying Do Not Disturb, took out a pillow from the closet, threw it on the table, and fell asleep.

People who are accustomed to paddling suddenly have to work for such a long time, which is a bit overwhelming.

The employees of the whole building poured into the cafeteria to cook meals, Zhong Ye dismissed the secretary, and quietly took the elevator to Jiang Yuluo's floor.

When he opened the door, he was holding a skull covered in sticky blood in his other hand. This unlucky ghost was ambushing in the elevator, and he just happened to catch it.

"Jiang Yu... falls..."

What came into view was Jiang Yuluo who had already fallen into a deep sleep. Zhong Ye originally planned to wake him up directly, but when he saw his obedient face because of getting sleep, he still restrained his voice.

"It's been a long time since I've seen you like this."

Zhong Ye stood in front of him and said to himself.

The last time Jiang Yuluo dared to fall asleep in front of him so undefended was when they were all apprentices. At that time, Jiang Yuluo was not the Jiang judge who was above ten thousand people, and he was not regretted by everyone because of his failure Zhong Kui.

"I'm going back to the underworld, and I won't be back until three to five days. Without me by my side, I can guarantee that you won't survive tonight."

Zhong Ye originally planned to let Jiang Yuluo stay in the barrier to wait for him to come back, but when he looked up and saw the photo of himself that Jiang Yuluo put on the table to ward off evil spirits, his heart moved slightly. Changed my mind.

"The statue of Zhong Kui is actually useless. What can really ward off evil spirits is the mark of Zhong Kui."

Zhong Ye gently brushed away the broken hair on Jiang Yuhou's neck, leaned over slightly, and left a trace of his own on his snow-white skin like the wind passing through the bamboo forest without leaving waves.

This is the mark of Zhong Kui, which can ward off ghosts and ward off evil spirits.

Humans define it as a kiss.