HP for world peace

I figured out the route to Durmstrang Castle as early as the second day I came here, but I have never been to the basement.And Ulrich led me to the basement.

"X lives in a coffin in the basement." Ulrich said to me with a grin. "It's a black slide."

I can't help but have black lines all over my head.I'm not interested in crystal coffins, no matter how good the wood is, it's not as valuable as ore.Even if you are a rare sliding coffin, don't try to encourage me to carry it back in the middle of the night.

From the spiral staircase down about [-] meters to the end, a deep corridor appeared in front of us. Holding the kerosene lamp, Ulrich said, "X doesn't like the green light of magic lighting. He thinks natural lighting is better. You know that magical creatures always have a lot of quirks."

How many quirks?

Why do I feel like I heard this not long ago?

Ulrich made a majestic stand forward with the bright lamp on his head and head, and then shouted in a loud voice, "Wake up!!!"

"Get up-get-up-bed-la-la" echoed in a layered sense in the deep corridor.

Until the echoes stopped, and there was no movement in the corridor, Ulrich turned his face and asked strangely, "Is he staying in bed today? He usually comes out when called."

Hello!Young man, are you sure you mean your good friend and not your summoned beast?

"X-are you-are-?" Ulrich called out as he led me down the corridor.

At the end of the corridor is a rusty iron door, Ulrich upholds his usual style and kicks it bang bang without even thinking about lifting his foot, "Hey! Old friend, are you in? Come out quickly, I brought A new friend is here to introduce you. It’s the Vikram I mentioned, who is first-class in swordsmanship, has a good drinking capacity, and even has a good temper! X? X? I opened the door myself without making a sound..."

Before he had time to lay his hands on the iron door, which didn't look very strong, the rusty iron door opened by itself with an unpleasant friction sound.Under the light of the kerosene lamp Ulrich was carrying, a calm face appeared behind the door.

I smile,"……"

Ulrich was not calm, "Voldemort, what are you doing in X's room?"

Voldemort jumped over Ulrich and greeted me, "Vik, your complexion looks much better than before, has your body recovered?"

I raised my head slightly in the posture of a smiling holy father, and the holy light was compelling, "Please call me daddy, or daddy, or daddy, thank you."

Ulrich: "..."

Voldemort's accustomed calm face turned to talk to Ulrich, "Are you here to find Mr. Bat?"

"Yes. I'll take..."

Before Ulrich could finish his sentence, Voldemort asked, "Introduce my father to the bat?"

"yes, I……"

Voldemort said to me neatly, "There's nothing to know. This guy is so pretty and likes to touch people. Although he can't suffer with his father's strength, I'm still worried."

He is serious and innocent, and he knows that he is not someone who is easy to get rid of. I became interested and wanted to see what happened to the "lustful and hands-on" Batman he called.

I took a slight step away and looked inside with my multifunctional eyes. I easily saw a twisted figure crouching in the corner of the dark room. He could only watch helplessly as the two people who could save him from the sea of ​​misery stood at the door, but they couldn't call for help and could only writhe on the ground desperately.

Withdrawing my gaze, I fell on Voldy's calm face as if he had done nothing wrong, and I patted him on the shoulder happily, "The people have cleaned up well, but the follow-up work is not done well. You can't even pay for your work Accept, this is a loss-making business. Do you remember the first rule of our family's family motto?"

Voldy opened his mouth and said, "There must be cherries on the dinner table and absolutely no durians."

I was silent for a while, "...you remember correctly?"

"No." He said sincerely.

"Okay, I misremembered, so what is the second family motto?"

"Voldy is strictly prohibited from raising little monsters." A dissatisfied expression appeared on his calm face.

Ulrich was tired of standing and listening to us, and went in with a kerosene lamp to find his old friend.

And I was entangled. I was very casual when I set the family training, and now I can’t remember the mistakes.Without letting myself get entangled, I directly expressed my meaning, "From now on, the zeroth rule of family training is: to help others, to love life, and to love the benefits you get for the sake of helping others. There are many in this room. Valuable things, after you help Mr. X realize that lasciviousness is not a good habit, you can get paid for the fact that you have sold him a lesson for him. For example, I like the black sliding coffin there, Take it and let him sleep on the floor." Even if I don't like it I'll take it.

After hearing my words, Voldy remained expressionless for a while, "...you are usually too upright. Although you are very clear about your nature, it is still very shocking to hear you say it so bluntly. Thinking about it carefully, back then I It's just being deceived by your upright appearance into thinking that you are my real father."

Speaking of this, I feel sad. Wiping the sad "tears" from the corners of my eyes, I complained, "You were so foolish when you were young."

Voldy couldn't get angry anymore, he stood by the side with no expression on his face, probably still regretting the embarrassing thing about recognizing his father indiscriminately.But it's done, no matter how much he regrets now, it's useless.

I happily said to the expressionless Voldy, "If you don't mention this, I will almost forget that you are not my own son."

I was smiling all over my face, but Voldy's handsome face was distorted, and I seemed to hear his grinding teeth vaguely, darkly.

Here we, father and son, have a pleasant exchange, and over there Ulrich has lit his little lamp to find his unfortunate good friend in the dark.When he untied his little friend, I obediently went to light the wall lamp.And Voldy took out a set of tea sets from somewhere as if this was his own territory, made tea and invited me to sit down and drink together, so naturally I would not be polite.

After drinking half a cup of tea, under Voldy's watchful eye, I calmly took out a metal disk half the size of a palm from my pocket. Voldy held back but didn't hold back, "This thing is stored in the interlayer of the coffin, when did you get it?"

When I was fiddling with the lighting, I habitually quickly searched the room for a metal disc that didn't belong to this world. I glanced at him and replied, "When no one is paying attention, I plan to carry the coffin away."

"Why do you pay attention to it?"

"It's made of a special material. Do you know what it is?" I asked.

"The bat is said to be a legendary engraved seal. There are historical materials that briefly describe the legendary engraved seal as a container that records the history of ancient times. I am not sure if it is authentic, because there are no books and materials that describe the specific appearance of the legendary engraved seal."

My fingers meticulously groped the metal disc with circles of precisely engraved unknown symbols on the front, and the ancient elf language engraved generously on the back with no meaning. One penetrated into the spiritual power to understand metal substances, and soon I, who used to grind alchemy, People with serious gemstone and precious metal collecting addiction found the matching name in their heads.This kind of metal is not a very good material, but it is also very rare. The reason for the rarity is that this kind of metal does not have mineral resources on the earth, but from extragalactic galaxies.

But it seems that I have heard the name Legendary Seal somewhere.

Seeing me fiddling with the metal disc all the time, Voldy asked softly, "What's wrong?"

I continued to ponder, "I seem to have heard of legendary engraved seals somewhere." It's not that I heard it before, but I heard it recently. The place where I can hear this kind of thing is... the connection with the appearance of this kind of metal...

Soon I dug out the remaining information in my mind, and fell into a deep dormancy to repair the body that the Lord God had chanted.I remembered, "Legend engraved seal and ancient legend?"

The Slytherin prince Voldy, who is known as the encyclopedia of modern wizards, immediately explained to me, "In layman's terms, ancient legends are fairy tales left over from a very early age and orphaned legends that are not known to be true. Generally speaking, the authenticity of orphaned The reliability is much higher than the stories passed down orally. After all, the stories passed down orally have been distorted and modified more or less. The origin of the same story can even evolve into hundreds of versions of the story. It is not sure how the author's story was obtained for a long time. However, many scholars in the historical research of the wizarding world believe that there is a book that records the real ancient history, but they are not sure whether it is true. Because it is called "The Legend of the Ancients" The editor and author of the book is the most mythical Merlin himself. This book is still an unsolved mystery."

"I'm not interested in ancient legends, but I'm interested in what Ulrich said, an image that records ancient history. Ulrich said that I look like the person in the image."

"Oh~" Hearing what I said, Voldy also became interested, raised half of his eyebrows in response, and then sat next to me to study the disk with me.

In the end, I used my mental power to cheat to see through the internal structure of this thing. I turned around the edge where there were no gaps, and the disc made the sound of gears turning and floating in mid-air by itself. A small metal disc with the characteristics of future technology unfolds under complex small structural changes, and finally three metal brackets protrude from the bottom to fix it on the table. The upper part is in the shape of a reflective prismatic petal, and the center of the metal petal is hidden inside the disc An oblate crystal blue crystal.

Under the strong onlookers of the two of us, this thing flashed a subtle electric light very powerfully, and then suddenly a beam of light rose up. My eyes did not have the condition that the light change did not adapt to the vision, so when the beam unfolded, it projected a picture similar to the photo. I immediately saw what was in the picture.

In the still image, there are quite spectacular crowds of vampire soldiers who are joyful, embracing or kneeling to the heavens. They have experienced the embarrassment of the war, covering the whole picture. The seven people in the front of the picture are dressed in different clothes but stand together and become the visual center. .Most of them seem to be just ordinary people, the most prominent identity is the woman in the middle.The black-haired woman was wearing a royal crown, and the black-haired man next to her was dressed like a swordsman and was missing a right arm.

Although I really wanted to burst out and express the turmoil in my heart at the moment, my reason quickly stopped this urge.

Damn it, girl from the ancient legend!How did I not know that I was still a legendary historical figure!

This is a spoof, it must be a spoof!Forever, I don't want to be labeled as an antique creature at all!

What about ancient history? No one will believe me even if I tell it now.Rather than believing that I said that I was an ancient swordsman, they might as well believe that this so-called "legendary engraved seal" was created by me to deceive the world.

After carefully looking at the picture, Voldy's suspicious gaze locked on as I expected, "Do you have anything to explain?"

My strong calm aura appeared, and I took a sip from the teacup steadily, and I smiled, "Yes, that person is me. It's a long story, if you are curious, let's sit down and drink tea and listen to me slowly. , You must know that I really like the dragons who live in the ancient continent and can speak dragon magic in the legendary stories. Long, long, long ago, so long that I don’t know how many years to subtract, that is, when I was young, I was like Every young man has the heroic dream of slaying the dragon, so in order to pursue my dream, I said goodbye to my elderly parents, three older brothers, four younger brothers and two younger sisters without hesitation."

"After I left home, I went to a big city to become an apprentice blacksmith. After working as an apprentice blacksmith for a year, I finally cheated the most expensive sword in the shop from the master dwarf blacksmith. I officially embarked on the road of swordsman I chose a fancy name for that expensive sword. I call it the Sword of Judgment."

"In order to escape the pursuit of the dwarf master, I left the city where I lived for a year and went all the way north. There is an orc's territory. Dwarves will not go there. I survived in the orc's territory, but I can't stay in every village. For a long time, because male orcs are too ugly, female orcs are particularly hungry for young, handsome and capable men like me. As a hot-blooded young man, of course I also like women with hot bodies, but female orcs are also very handsome. Ugly. As a last resort, I was chased and forced to marry wherever I went in the orc territory, and I fled and fled all the way, on a certain romantic night where the stars shone like diamonds."

"The next big thing is coming. It was on such a romantic night in the wilderness that I met a peerless beauty who was forced into marriage by a group of male orcs named Godzilla. Seeing her so helpless, read It was just as pitiful as what happened to us. I immediately decided to save her. On such a romantic night, I am a hero to save the beauty, and the beauty promises me with my body..."

"Snapped--"

When I was in the middle of telling the story, a loud and crisp sound of broken porcelain stopped me abruptly. I looked up at Voldy, and at the same time I looked up at the two children who squatted beside me and stared up at me while I was telling the story. The three of us silently looked at Voldy who dropped the porcelain cup expressionlessly.

Me holding the tea: "..."

Ulrich who was listening to the story while squatting: "..."

X who was listening to the story while squatting on the edge: "..."

Voldy, who was surrounded by three pairs of dissatisfied eyes, raised his forehead with a headache, "I saw your face and the face of your confidant in the picture. Although I doubt it, I think it can't be you rationally. Even the longest-lived elf can't You've lived for so long. Besides, that person doesn't have a right arm. Until now, there is no way to perfectly restore the lost body. The most important thing is, your old problem, what you say will never be reliable."

Let me just say, even if I admit that the character in it is me, no one will believe it. ╮(╯▽╰)╭Voldy, who felt that it would be better to actually practice magic after listening to me continue to make up, bid farewell to our story trio and left gracefully.

So I was pestered to continue telling stories by the two children who didn't have Andersen's fairy tales and Grimm's fairy tales in their childhood, and they didn't even read comic books.

"Go ahead and talk."

"Where did I just talk?"

"It's about saving the peerless beauty."

"That's how my hero saved the beauty, she fell in love with me at first sight. I have the first concubine in my great stallion harem."

"What is a stallion?"

I am amazed at the student X who asked such a sharp question when we first met, "This question is very good. Stallion is a very fantasy word that originated from a polygamous place in the East called Seven Points. If someone Calling you a stallion is an affirmation of your masculinity, and you should express your happiness without being tolerant and generous. For example, I told you like this, Mr. X, you look like a real stallion."

He is indeed a stud, with a handsome face and a muscular body.Especially when he hears that there are peerless beauties, his eyes are so rippling that it only reminds me of the word "kinky".

Under my sincere praise, X said thank you without being ostentatious.

Sure enough, it is a stallion material.