HP for world peace

Time, eleven o'clock in the evening.Location, my office.The characters, me, and Voldy.

It is said that the office is also a place where JQ and ambiguity fly together.

I took the book from the bookshelf that I spent the whole summer vacation until a few days ago and finished revising it into a volume and handed it to Voldy.

"Deep elvish language training?" Voldy touched the book cover with moon-white mithril border and questioned the written words.

Ignoring his question, I brewed a pot of honey tea for him, "I said I would teach you elemental magic. Tonight is the first class. Let me briefly explain to you the connection between elemental magic and Elvish language." .”

I dragged a chair and sat down across from him, and I started to talk, "The reason why I teach you elf magic, which is extinct among wizards, is to improve your understanding of magic and increase your own weight. The one with the big fist is the boss, and the winner is the loser. If you can’t be the boss, you will have no benefits.” As for the benefits, the benevolent have their own opinions.

"Elemental magic is accurately classified as the magic used by elves. The biggest difference from wizard's magic is that wizard's magic is mainly to use magic with its own magic power, while elemental magic is more based on the scattered nature around you. Elements, by mobilizing elements, gathering elements and commanding elements to finally release magic. The key to using elemental magic lies in mental power. You should have done a preview during the summer vacation, tell me how much you understand."

"Elemental magic is a difficult but powerful magic on the ancient continent. The elves have a physique close to the natural elements, so they have the talent to practice elemental magic. The original origin is unknown, and the history is unknown. According to historical records, the elves eventually returned to the elves. After the kingdom, elemental magic disappeared in the world. It is said that a forbidden spell in elemental magic can destroy a city. It is not aimed at single-body damage but comprehensive destruction in a wide range. Some scholars believe that the ancient rune left over from the present world is ancient Wizards use the branch of elemental magic left over from elemental magic." As he spoke, his eyes darkened a bit, "After all, it's a long time ago, and the information I found is incomplete."

"The prototype of the ancient runes is indeed the elven language. In the eyes of the wizards, the runes are no different from the runes. Today's wizards only know that a rune has a kind of magic power. A group of runes can be arranged and reorganized to form a A kind of magic. The language of the elves is magical."

"Because the vocal organs of elves are different from those of wizards?" Voldy raised his eyebrows and sneered.

I took a sip of tea to moisten my throat, and I changed into a soft tone like singing a lullaby, "When the elves use elemental magic, they don't read incantations but sing them. Just like me now."

"I never knew you could sing well."

Switching back to the normal state, I said, "Low-level elemental magic supports silent spells, but high-level elemental magic has a high chance of failure after the mobilization and arrangement of magic elements are exempted from spells, and it consumes more mental power. As for forbidden spells, Even a king-level mage will not easily use silent magic. Once it fails, magic backlash is not a joke."

As soon as I got off the phone, this kid's eyes lit up when he heard the forbidden curse and the king-level, "A king-level mage?"

This baby is quite sensitive to the word "king".I twitched the corner of my mouth and resisted it.This kid will go the way of a military commander like Gellert in the future. I can't beat his pure heart that strives for the upper reaches and looks forward to a better future.

"The elements floating in nature exclude the guidance of mage affinity, another more domineering and coercive mobilization arrangement is through the pressure of mental power. The advantages of this method are fast and sensitive, and the disadvantage is that it is slightly improper. The magic power in the middle of casting a spell The elements will escape. And the king-level mage is a king-like existence, with absolute dominion, and the situation that the magic elements escape during the casting will not happen. It can be said that the success rate of casting is 100%. "Glanced With his still shining eyes, I continued thinking, "It takes at least 200 years for an elf with pure elemental attributes to reach the king level in elemental magic attainments." So child, as an orthodox As a wizard, I don't force you to reach the king level anymore, that kind of height is the existence of a demigod.Let's just be mortals, let's be content.

Suddenly he asked, "Where is Vik's level?"

I said lightly, "I have washed my hands in the golden basin for many years."

"Can't you say it?" He looked at me calmly with a pair of cherry red eyes.

Faced with his look of "Even if you lie and lie to me, no matter how sad I am, I will not get angry, don't complain and endure silently", I expressed that I was under a lot of pressure. When I was under a lot of pressure, I was helpless holding my teacup. With an expressionless expression, he pinched his own fingers to make the final calculation, and after a while he raised his head and said seriously to him, "It should be of the king class."

Voldy: "...This also needs to be counted."

I continued to say seriously, "We must analyze and calculate all problems rigorously."

"You're just pointing your finger. Is this rigorous analysis?" He was embarrassed.

"..." In fact, I just habitually pretend to be unfathomable and learn how those masters pinch their fingers to figure out the way of heaven, the fortune of the country, the trajectory of the stars, etc., which can bring out my strength and mysteries. Come.It's a pity that I forgot that this is not what the West pays attention to. I was negligent. I should find a cup to make a cup of tea and use the tea leaves for divination, and I can drink a few sips of tea to soothe my throat.I calmly picked up the cup and took a sip of the amber honey tea, and I said, "Leave your business alone." I raised my hand and swear to God, I will never be embarrassed!

I am very confident about the thickness of my facial cuticles, but only I know how much my confidence has swelled. The unfortunate thing is that Voldy sitting across from me doesn't know.

So, when he rested his cheek with one hand, raised one corner of his mouth and looked at me with a smirk, I had a bad premonition in my heart.Sure enough, he did.

"Pretty cute."

cute what?I looked back speechlessly.Seeming to see my doubts, he said again.

"Vik, you're acting pretty cute." After a pause, his sneaky smirking eyes looked up and down at me, and he said, "I like it."

"Pfft——" I calmly squeezed the handkerchief to wipe off the tea around my mouth, and the face of the retribution child on the opposite side was stiff with the mixture of my saliva and honey tea.

I naturally folded the handkerchief and stuffed it back, "Now continue our topic, wizards' cultivation of elemental magic..."

With a depressing look on his face, he cleaned up by himself, and then spit out an ellipsis for an hour to me, who was possessed by the "perfect form teaching machine" for a while, "..."

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This kid shot me with a silent accusatory gaze. As a brother who swims through the oil pan, rolls over the sea of ​​fire, climbs up and down the mountain of knives, and at the same time believes in the most stalwart fairy brother in the world—Brother Chun, of course it is impossible for me to be killed by him like this. This little firepower was shot into shuttles.In short, I saw that it was getting late, he was busy with homework tomorrow, and I let him go until the homework I was going to hand out tomorrow was approved.

At the door of the office, Voldy held the white paper I gave him with a sullen face and the homework that I was about to send out tomorrow and was eager to correct.I sent him out with a smile on my face, "Remember to finish reviewing these, I will send out the class at [-] o'clock tomorrow morning."

"...Actually, you could have given them to me earlier."

"Huh~? Because I was so busy giving you an extra cram school that I forgot."

"You can tell the truth that it was intentional, and I won't be angry."

"I have no doubt that you, who have always maintained a good reputation at Hogwarts and have the title of Prince Slytherin, will get angry so easily." After finishing speaking, I turned my face and muttered in a voice he could hear, "... Of course, it's more convincing if you don't put on a straight face."

"...It seems that I still need to learn to tolerate your unlovable 'intentional frankness' behavior without limit." He gritted his teeth.

〖It’s been a long time since I saw such an enlightened person. 〗The Lord God looked infinitely moved.

〖He was born a man covered by Merlin, and died a ghost covered by Merlin.It's shameful to pull a friend's strong men. 〗I said quietly.Now, as soon as he utters words of admiration for Mrs. V, I immediately become alert.This child is an important existence related to the chastity of girls on earth. He can go anywhere, but he is not allowed to find the "true meaning of life".To die, this child accidentally distorted in that crappy place, turned into a demon king, and evolved into a superhuman, what should I do as a father? How can I explain to my child who has been dead for many years? How can I have deep expectations for me? How can the confession of the old orange peel be worthy of the career fighting spirit of my father who has worked hard for more than ten years to become the father of the teaching world!

The Lord God calmly replied, 〖I am not Latino. 〗

I also said in a calm tone, 〖Professional Latino men are not qualified to say this sentence. 〗〖I gave them a choice, and they came to my reincarnation space completely voluntarily. 〗〖YESORNO's choice?If you didn't see through their hearts of despair in life, would you still pick them? 〗〖This does not require you to comment. 〗

I'm really too lazy to discuss human rights with eggs, and I don't need to think about it to know that this is definitely an unpleasant thing.

After saying goodbye to Voldy, I went to the cellar in an instant, and brought back the Malfoy girl who was lying unconscious on the ground.The poor girl was lying on the ground in the winter and was very cold, her whole body was cold, and her face turned pale.After thinking about it, I was very humane and didn't directly carry her into my room where frost was hanging everywhere to raise Ah Si.Just set up a bed for her in a small space in front of the desk, bring N quilts to cover her, and then make a cup of ginger soup that is so concentrated that I can't bear to smell it and feed it to her. , she gasped and revived.Coughing fiercely, she climbed out of a pile of quilts and coughed wildly, "V, Vikram!" She met the horror on my face, her pretty face was distorted, tsk tsk~ I put on a caring and friendly smile and pretended not to notice The panic on her face faded, "Laura, are you okay? What's wrong?"

She trembled her lips and managed to hold back a sentence, "Why are you here?"

"This is my office, of course I'm here. Laura, I brought you back from the cellar in a coma, and you're frozen to death." Voldy obviously used All Forgotten on her after the insanity, this The girl seems to remember a lot.

Speaking of which, there is a question I have never asked the Lord God.

〖Lord God, is she another task character that Merlin arranged to intervene in this world? 〗〖Her existence was not caused by Merlin, nor me.I don't know whether it is luck or misfortune, but I won the prize of the main god Zeus and made a wish to come to this world. 〗〖She said she saw me killing people. 〗I calmly pointed out.

〖Zeus sent her to this world after giving her a little power of perception. 〗Seeing God teasing mortals again is a tragedy.What a poor baby, if you want to wear it, you have to wear it in this world. If I change it, I will definitely make a wish to go to a more normal world. It would be good to come to A Meng more.Not only is life guaranteed, but there are also magical future technologies to play with when hooking up with the protagonist.

I continued to ask, 〖Compared with you, who has more authority? 〗

〖One main god per world, the main god has absolute control over his own world.Territories are clearly defined and must not be invaded, disturbed, or destroyed that is not one's own territory.Merlin has the greatest authority here. 〗〖Then, even if I kill her Zeus can do nothing to me. 〗

This girl's intuition is surprisingly strong. Just as I said this to Dandan, she jumped up and retreated to the farthest corner of the wall in an instant, sticking to the wall like a piece of cake, shaking a strange voice, "You~~ want~ yes ~~I~do~~~what~what~~?"

Embarrassed by her extremely common reaction to a specific prisoner in a specific scene, I held my chin and lowered my head to think for a while, then looked up at her panicked pupils, and used the most serious and absolutely unadulterated expression I have ever had. The words of swearing, the words are correct, "Don't worry, I will rape Dumbledore and I will not rape you."

I don’t know if it’s because my language charm is too strong or her psychological quality is very strong after the ravages of the 21st century Internet media. In short, she calmed down in the next second, and let go of the hand that was tightly guarding her chest. up.She was silent for three seconds before bursting into a lion's roar that could shatter the auditory nerves in the human brain: "Where did you put the dignity of my beautiful girl!!!"

I said earnestly and earnestly, "A friend's wife is not to be teased with."

This answer was very effective, at least she listened and quieted down.Seeing her face turning blue, then pale, then dark, I guess she is silently comparing merits with Dumbledore.

To be honest, she was much tastier than Dumbledore.It's much easier to attack her, compared to the fact that if I actually attack Dumbledore, I need to do a lot of mental construction.

After a long time, she choked out a sentence in self-pity and pain amidst her grief and anger, "... Please flirt."

I'd rather rape Dumbledore than her. Is it so unacceptable?