HP for world peace

"No! Be even more evil! Professor Vikram, don't you have any other expressions besides smiling like this? Don't tell me you have facial paralysis! Come on, laugh with me, like this." Strict and demanding Malfoy girl who turned into a witch Dragging me to face-to-face teaching.

By the way, Malfoy girl, your expression can't be considered evil, but a beast!Such a ferocious face would frighten children.

"Professor Vikram, are you listening to me?"

"Listening." I nodded to show that I was not distracted.

"Show me a smile, and remember to smile a little scary. This kind of devil-like smile is very attractive. As long as you stand on the stage, the lightning and thunder are all in your power. Smile evilly. The audience below will be numb ~"

If you laugh like you, they won't be numb, but their hairs will stand on end.

"...Professor Vikram, are you really listening? Why hasn't the expression on your face changed a bit?" The Malfoy girl stared at me. She has spent more than an hour with me here, Now she is cranky.

I thoughtfully served her iced juice, "Laura, drink some juice and relax." Smiling.

"Huh~~ It's so cute to see you smiling at this time." The Malfoy girl gulped down the fruit juice, "Professor Vikram, to be honest, you actually have facial paralysis."

"Isn't it okay to smile like I do?" I spoke in a soothing, singing-like way, and the elf's voice did it with ease.

"It's good, but what we need now is evil, terror, and cold!"

"I think you mean the sneer. Like Voldy." I turned my head to look across the hall.

The Malfoy girl looked over there, and Voldy was watching Abbott, who was cursed by the puppet and had many accidents, standing in the shadows and sneering ghostly.

Without hesitation, she turned her head back, and the Malfoy girl pulled me to turn the chair around so that my back was facing them, "Don't pay attention to that inexplicable man."

"Huh?" Girl, did you take the wrong medicine today? You kept boasting about V's goodness, why did you suddenly change your sex?Why don't you want to see your idol V who you chase after stars so much now?Could it be that the love drama between men and women in the golden eight o'clock file has finally come to life on you?I really don't gossip!Tell me how on earth did you take Voldy's virginity away?

"Women who are just in love will become neurotic, and men will become more nervous." The Malfoy girl muttered, and then picked up the script to slap my lines, and the tone was correct.

"Voldemort, can you talk to me? I'm still not familiar with the part where the prince meets the fairy in the second act." The soft voice of Hufflepuff Princess Lsaiah was heard from a distance.

"A neurotic woman and a smart man, it's all together." The Malfoy girl muttered to herself, her eyes fixed on the script in her hand without raising her head.

I continued to smile, "It's nice to be young."

"You're not old." The Malfoy girl gave me a blank look, then raised her head, looked at the side facing the lines behind her, and then looked at me, hesitating to speak, "Uncle Vikram..."

Girl, you never call me uncle!You really took the wrong medicine today!

"Would you like some more juice?" I asked concerned.

She said solemnly, "What do you think of homosexuality?"

I am surprised that this is really a deep question, and I once put it at the top of the unsolved mystery of this century.As the age piles up, the problems that I thought about at the beginning are all asking for trouble.I immediately said, "The child is adopted."

"..."

I wipe!Girl, your expression is cracked!Don't act like you're deeply hurt, okay, you're really not quite right today!

The Malfoy girl finally regained her strength, trembling her lips, and said, "Have you already thought about the step of adopting the child?"

I answered as a matter of course, "If two people of the same sex are together, the child can only be adopted. Raising children is very interesting." Smiling.

"The focus is actually on raising children..." The Malfoy girl cast her sad eyes not far away, "Poor schizophrenia. Forget it, let's not care about these young men and women. We have to rush to make clothes these days. Simulating stage effects, sound effects production, and the final image of the characters... I should stay up late again, and I want to send a refreshing potion from my family." She began to scratch her hair irritably again.

I hurriedly stopped her and smoothed her hair back, "Is drama important?"

"Of course, it's very important. This is the brilliance I created in school. I'm in fifth grade now, this year, plus next two years. Let it go on, this is my brilliance!" The Malfoy girl Standing up, stepping on the chair, clenching fists.

Really fighting spirit, I saw the background of the raging flames.

"This year there is a beautiful boy Vikram to help out! The hot hearts of boys and girls are in my hands!"

This time is the background of the huge waves crashing on the shore, girl, you have a good momentum, are you interested in forming a two-person team of robbers and robbers with me?In the future, if you are pushed outside during the robbery, with your background and your shining platinum hair, everyone will focus on you.That's where eye-catching comes in.

The Malfoy girl has always emphasized the importance of drama, and when the event was over, she was still saying to me to go back and practice her facial expressions in the mirror.

I'm in a cold sweat.That sneer that was intended to show evil should also look hideous on my face...

I feel that after I came to this school, I did some things that ruined my image.

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As Halloween approached, time began to get tense, and the free time was spent on rehearsals, trying on costumes, and being lectured by Malfoy girls.She's always dissatisfied with that sneer on my face that's trying to show that Duke of Hell is evil, dark, and creepy.The expression was too blunt, and then she hugged me and burst into tears, "Uncle, I beg you, stop playing~~~" The trembling voice was so fucking ecstasy, I could be cold all night.

Girl~~~~ I'm really not playing, I'm serious and serious.Look at my pair of bright eyes, how innocent they are, just short of writing the word "sincere".

Probably because I played it to the point of... Cough, I was pushed to the extreme, and the Malfoy girl specially came to help. It is said that Slytherin has the most evil smile, the most spooky, the most gorgeous, the most gentle smile, etc. It can be found perfectly on his face.I didn't even know that my baby's face had such amazing functions...

It turns out that it's not that I don't have the talent to learn, but that the Malfoy girl doesn't have the talent to teach.Under the guidance of the amazing facial stunt artist Voldy, I finally learned that devilish sneer with gorgeous effects...

"Keep your expression all night, and you'll probably learn it." Holding his chin, Voldy stood a few steps away and sized me up with a critical and vicious gaze like picking the most perfectly cut gem in a treasure pile.

So this night, everyone worshiped me as soon as they saw me...

Can I apply for a deadpan face? This kind of laughter makes my aura, which is as bright as summer flowers and warm as winter, become very dark, distorted, and weird.And Malfoy girl, stop worshiping me like a god!I'm just sitting here to rest, not a statue!

In fact, I already have the urge to burst into blue veins, and dramas are really annoying.

"I had to practice the fight between the knight and the duke again, but the condition of the knight these days is very worrying. The bridegroom of the goddess of fortune suddenly recovered. We should go to Professor Slughorn and cook a bucket of Fu Ling for the knight. In view of the fact that the knight is being robbed of marriage by the goddess of fortune, the Duke will rehearse once alone. It is quite difficult for one person to perform, skill and move."

You actually asked me to play a one-man show, the widow was furious!

"...Do you think Professor Vikram's smile is cold?"

"You must be angry."

"Professor Vikram can't be angry, he has such a good temper."

"It was just an illusion..."

The trivial conversation was interrupted by an excited sentence from the Malfoy girl, "That's right! Good job! This is the sense of oppression, the villain's cowardly and powerful oppression! The more you can suppress your tension, the better!"

The anger slot is really a good thing, girl, so what you want is murderous aura, you should have said it earlier, you have tormented me for so long.