HP for world peace

"You were born a Slytherin, and you will die a Slytherin."

Such a sentence suddenly sounded in the strange silence.

I immediately reacted and turned my eyes to the Malfoy girl hiding in the crowd. Girl, you still have the mood to complain to me at this time, I think you are too unkind.

Stared at by all kinds of eyes, the Malfoy girl realized in a daze that this was not a good time to complain, and said with an embarrassed smile, "I don't know why I suddenly remembered this sentence, you guys continue."

"What's the matter? Isn't Vikram Ravenclaw's?" Abbott, who was still kind, asked.

Voldy gave him a haughty look of "really insignificant, the wisdom of mortals", and continued to sneer, "Didn't anyone ask his full name? If you think I don't have a surname, you think he won't either?"

"But aren't you brothers? This surname should be..."

"Brother?" Voldy continued to sneer, and said to me, "You're pretending to be tender."

I smiled vigorously, but I couldn't expose our hideous face, otherwise how many children would be frightened.I said calmly, "Their eyesight is not good."

He continued to sneer, accusing me of my crimes with his cherry red eyes.It's wrong to pretend to be tender.

You must know that I have never pretended to be tender. How many great ancestors have told us that people should not only look at appearances.People who only look at the appearance are vain and have no connotation.Trust me, fatherhood is written all over my face.Look at my eyes, there is neither innocence nor cleanliness in my eyes, my eyes are full of vicissitudes!I am an old man, look at my eyes!

Voldy and I have no telepathy. Although he also looked at me, he obviously didn't see the vicissitudes in my eyes.I lead the way towards the castle with the demeanor of a general, "It's time for dinner, I wish you all a happy~"

"Vikram, what house are you from?" Abbott yelled to catch up.

"Of course it's Slytherin." Voldy who followed after him said firmly.

"Isn't Vikram a student at Hogwarts?"

"You're so smart, Abbott." I smiled back and said to him, "I'll buy you a drink tonight."

"No." Voldy gritted his teeth.

"Vikram invited me to drink, even though you are Vikram's brother, you can't interfere with his affairs." Abbott preached to Voldy righteously, and then happily said to me, "I am very glad to be invited by you, Vikram, we will wait for you Let's go to the Three Broomsticks together."

"Don't even think about it, I'm going to have a good talk with him about the academy tonight."

"No, Vikram is going to drink with me. Are you deaf? He invited me to drink just now."

"Don't contradict me with your IQ that is several grades below the average, he is not allowed to go anywhere today, I have to talk to him about the value of life. He has never done such a crazy thing, I guess Idiots are contagious, please stay away from him in the future."

"Hey, don't smear my head, I used to be a Gryffindor prefect. And I think he flies very well. He is a genius to be honest. He must be a Gryffindor! Only a brave lion can Will have that guts, and he'll be remembered for his feat."

"Oh~ Am I supposed to be happy that his head was kicked by a donkey? His so-called suicide act is really fresh in the memory of all the audience. A maniac who dared to jump from 350 feet in the air."

I looked lightly at the students who were chattering behind me, and then looked at the two who were really arguing, one who followed the principle of the professor and the other who held the elegant airs of a Slytherin nobleman and did not move. I walked to the corner The dark place of lights has been sneaked.

Let's make a noise, come to me when you calm down, and I will drink you into the medical room when the time comes, and if you want to talk to me about the value of life, you can have a debate match with me.Although cynicism or something, I'm definitely not as good as him who is mixed with Slytherin and generally has poisonous tongue skills, but it's not so easy for us to say that we can't speak.Unless he can read to me like Tang Seng for a few days and continue to bombard me.

Let them say what they like to say, widow, not ordinary people.I have a steel-like will, a diamond-like heart, and an ear that says "I will block you whenever I love you".The beauty of life is that it is easy to be born, but not easy to live.In order to be a qualified and good citizen, I will try my best to go in from one ear to the other and exit from the right, to ensure that I will not use a knife or a whip, and I will try my best not to do physical torture on the bright side, so as to make it easier for myself.The so-called life is not just the twists and turns of the road.As the times progress, people must also make progress, and those who stick to an old-fashioned surname will fall behind.From this moment on, I will despise, discriminate and disdain anyone who sticks to the name Slytherin. Don’t pay attention to this old and musty name. Come and see me, trust me As warm as the sun, as gentle as the moonlight, as gentle as the spring breeze, as clear as the stream, and as clear as the magic stick, the smile can purify the darkness of the soul like holy water, like the baptism of holy light.In this way, the merits and virtues of the widow have been completed~ Mahler Gobi~ Has the master's brain finally collapsed?That's not okay, wouldn't it just be discussed by wizards as a rare and strange beast for a while? Although I can't match this strange beast, I can barely count it as a rare beast.As far as I know, I am the only black elf in this world, and I am still at the king level.This is rare, rare, please calmly buy tickets and line up to see me one by one. Anyone who does not buy a ticket to watch will be killed.

The world is so beautiful, and I want to contribute a little bit of my meager strength to the harmony of the society, the peace of the world, and the happiness and well-being of the people!We must stick to the front of non-violence and non-cooperation. For violence or something, let’s do it secretly.

Go back to your room, take a shower, and prepare for tomorrow's lesson plan.Looking up again, it was already completely dark outside, and I felt that I was not very hungry.Looking at the pile of homework again, he decided to bring it to Voldy tomorrow.

He threw himself on the bed with a relaxed body, and because he had a good time today, he was in a happy mood and read a famous book that he didn't usually read.Everyone's reaction when jumping off the broom was very interesting, only Voldy's reaction was too big.So, compared to excitement and admiration, he once again proved his sanity to me.

…Thinking about it, he will definitely come to trouble me tonight, so I got up and went to the outside room to change the password on the door to an enhanced version: Today is a good day, full moon, bright stars, and the widow is still very handsome and suave, like a hero of the earth. The evil spirits from all directions are dispersed, the evil spirits are dispersed, and Voldy is dispersed.

After adding N expulsion spells, I felt a little more reliable.When I turned to stand back at the door of my bedroom, I twisted again.This magical induction clearly meant that Voldy had come in through a secret passage that he didn't know.

I opened the door and went in, and sure enough, he was sitting on my bed with his legs crossed, looking through the Muggle classics I saw half thrown down.Seeing that I came back, he immediately turned cold and said to me, "Good evening, Professor Vikram."

"Voldy~ You can call me father in private." I pretended not to see his ugly face, and lay back on the bed.

"Cherry, your favorite, the house-elf told me you were hungry."

I looked at the brightly colored cherries that were handed to me, and held my chin and began to think. Is this kid trying to play tricks? He is obviously very popular, but he still thinks of giving me a lovely cherry beauty. Enjoy~ Take another look at his still smelly face.

Sure enough, quite suspicious.

I was thinking, he frowned, "Aren't you hungry?"

"Hungry." I frowned and took it, twisted a cherry and stuffed it into my mouth, "Will Voldy stay and sleep with me tonight?"

"I'll go back later. Before that, we should discuss a few topics that cannot be ignored. For example, Slytherin, and for example, your IQ."

I continued to put cherries in my mouth and smiled, indicating that he continued and I would listen.

"About the house, please stand with Slytherin, firmly. We are the descendants of Slytherin."

"One thing I want to remind you is that I picked up the surname Slytherin."

"But you can speak Parseltongue, which is the best proof that we are the descendants of Slytherin."

Voldy's irresistible expression made me swallow my rebuttal.Well, well, I'm not a descendant of Slytherin, but he is 100% sure. If I speak Parseltongue again, I can learn it the day after tomorrow. Why don't you just tell him that I'm not his real father.With the name of Slytherin, it's no big deal.

"Everyone thinks you are my elder brother, and the whole Slytherin knows that I am a descendant of Slytherin. Since you appeared, you have been accepted by Slytherin balabalabala..." Voldy said for a long time , I devoured all the cherries on the plate and he hasn't finished yet," said Slytherin.From I'm Destined to be a Slytherin Theory of Fate to Slytherin's Aesthetics to Slytherin's Glory Chapter, I've heard more than one black thread.I didn't even realize that he loves Slytherin so much!

If you love it, love it, don’t raise it to the point of mantra, don’t say a few words like “You are a Slytherin”, “Slytherin’s glory”, “a perfect Slytherin”, I’m afraid if you continue to say that I couldn't help but ran to Gryffindor for a while.

When I was drowsy by his reading, the boy's deep voice was so low that it could give off chills, rang in my ears.

"Do this again next time, and I will send you to see Merlin first."

Opening my eyelids, looking at the young man's solemn face without any emotion, I comfortably moved a pillow into the bed, and asked with a smile, "Would you like to sleep with me, Voldy?"

"I'm serious." He narrowed his eyes dangerously at me.

I closed my eyes casually and said, "Living is more important than anything else, and I understand it better than anyone else. Thank you for your concern, Voldy~ Let's sleep with Daddy tonight."

"You won't be able to sleep."

"You can try to sing me a lullaby, I can fall asleep as soon as I listen to the lullaby." In the past, she used to coax me to fall asleep like this every night.

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It is said that... many years later, a certain couple successfully obtained a marriage certificate under Uncle Zha's nose, and Uncle Zha went to visit the young couple.

Uncle Zha: By the way, Voldemort has been a curiosity since he was a child. (drinking tea)

Voldemort: Nagini is a basilisk, rare.

Uncle Zha: To sum up, you like rare creatures.

Voldemort: Ordinary, I don't like it. (arrogant)

Vikram: (drinking tea)

Uncle Zha: That's why you fell in love with Vikram.Elf King, there is only one like this in the world.

Voldemort: Of course. (lift chin)

Uncle Zha: Recently I heard that Voldemort wants to raise Guinness-level water monsters in the lake in the back mountain.So Vikram, do you have anything to say to Voldemort, the monster freak?

Vikram: (smiling) Divorce.

Voldemort: ... (face expressionless)

Uncle Zha: (Looking sideways at the young couple) ← Automatically enter the state of watching a movie

Vikram: (continues to smile)

Voldemort: ...I was wrong. (Continue to be aggrieved)