HP for world peace

Standing in front of the empty cave, looking at the muddy and messy footprints at the entrance of the cave, the size is like a ten-year-old child.The magic net sketched the messy scene in the cave in his mind, and it was obvious that the old goblin had run away for his mother long ago.I wipe!Damn it, my mother asked you to make things and paid you quite generously. Seeing that you are interested in my mother's space ring and even lent you to study it, you toad-faced guy dared to run away for me.That got me catching you, and lo and behold.Straightforwardly tie you up and soak in the cesspit, let you know what is the ultimate enjoyment of living but not dying.

Well done, let's just run away by myself, and encourage all the goblins on the mountain to run away with them.If you're an old lady, you won't be able to find you if you don't have someone to ask for directions!As long as your name is in the hands of the old lady, even if you climb to the happy planet, I can drive a UFO to bring you back.

Take off the sealing ring on your hand to restore the appearance of an elf, and use the power of natural elements.

"Where the wind passes, my ears can hear all the secrets. Where there are trees growing, my predictions can become true. Where there is light, darkness breeds oppositely. I am the king and rule the kingdom of darkness."

Using the privilege of the Elf King to find the hiding place of the goblin, wearing back the sealing ring, I teleported to Gringotts, the wizard bank run by the goblin in Diagon Alley.

The goblins who were still counting accounts at the counter after closing time screamed as I appeared.

"A wizard apparated into the Great Hall!"

"How to do?"

"Call the manager quickly! There is a problem with the defense system!"

"Boss!!!"

I raised my eyebrows, "Go get Marcus.Cheney.Donald out, I want to have a good talk with him." Ask him if he likes cesspit in tropical areas or septic tank in cold temperate areas.I let him be more democratic and choose by himself.

"Boss!!! A wizard destroyed the Gringotts defense system and apparated to the hall and said that he wanted to find the old guy Marcus.Cheney.Donald who came to eat and drink three days ago and talk about it. The old guy must be sneaking outside. I have done too much, and the creditor came to the door!!!" The goblin in red uniform screamed at the door inside without even breathing.

My ears are suffering!

The goblins tidied up the counter in a hurry, for fear that the old lady would snatch their gems and gold coins.I wipe!The old lady really wanted to rob... Then the goblins ran around Gringotts to check where the defense system was missing.I said that your defense system is very good and can definitely withstand the bombing of the atomic bomb. It's just that I have the privilege of using Goldfinger to ignore your anti-apparition spell.

A few goblins made sure that I had no intention of attacking and took me to the reception room to sit for a while, and politely brought me black tea.

"Does Marcus.Donald owe you money?" a goblin asked.

"He took something that didn't belong to him, and I'm here to get it back." I replied with a smile.It seems that this guy's lack of credibility is widely known, tsk.

With my keen senses, I heard a goblin who opened the door mutter, "...It's really embarrassing for us to be found by a creditor."

"..." My smile remained unchanged, and I gained a new understanding of the goblin's greed for money.It turned out that it was not a scum but a group of scum.

…I suddenly realized that I was sitting in the den of scum.

According to the rarity of my interspatial ring, this group of goblins who seem to be working together will definitely not return it to me.Could it be that violence can be used to solve the problem again?

Does this mean that I can show my robber nature and remove everything that looks good in this place.The underground space of Gringotts is very large, with a total of 4 floors. There are three rails horizontally and two vertically. There is one guard on the left of the third floor and two on the fourth floor.Gem gold coins are concentrated in the warehouse on the third floor...

My mind is quickly calculating the capacity of the other space rings on my body, and the places where those rare gems are placed...how many tricks to kill the goblin who challenged me...how deep a pit should be dug to bury the body...

"What do you want from me?" The old goblin Marcus.Cheney.Donald came in with a rough voice.

"Donald, today is our agreed delivery time. Don't tell me you forgot." I was smiling, as usual gentle and polite.

"Delivery? What delivery, I don't know you at all."

As I expected, he reneged on his debt.

"In fact, you not only need to deliver the goods, but also return the storage ring I lent you. And compensate me for labor costs, fatigue costs, bad mood costs, long distance costs, time wasting costs, and final training costs. "I stood up with a sneer, took out a thorn whip, N bundles of dragon leather ropes, and a bucket of chili oil, and then used my height advantage to despise dwarves and fairies.

"If you use violence in Gringotts, you will be imprisoned in Azkaban. Do you want to accept the dementor's kiss?"

"Oh~ Excuse me, are you threatening me?" I tugged on the whip, it was fine, the technique was a little rusty after not using it for many years, so I took advantage of today to practice my hand.It's a pity that there is no opponent to be, but in this world that generally emphasizes peace, it's good to be able to practice your hands, and we can't be too picky.

"You...ah—"

"I haven't used any strength yet, you're screaming so badly. Tsk~" I waved my hand and gave him another whip, knocking him to the ground.Then calmly gave two enhanced petrification spells to the other two goblins who were about to strike.

He shook the dragon leather rope neatly, and hung the old goblin who robbed me upside down to the luxurious chandelier on the ceiling.Look, short stature is a tragedy, and it was easy for me to hang it up.

"You are very courageous, and you dare to obey the widow's things. If you don't teach you a lesson today, wouldn't you be too sorry for yourself?"

"Damn wizard, you wait to enter Azkaban! Help!"

"According to what you say, I would be too worthless if I didn't teach you a lesson. Since I am destined to enter Azkaban, why not let me be happy now. Please forgive me, the poor man who will accept the kiss of the dementor Endure a little bit of flesh and blood, I believe your toad skin is very resistant to whipping." I whipped mercilessly, and I used a set of whipping techniques vividly.His nose was snotted and tears burst into tears. During the period, the goblins who heard the screams and passed by pushed the door in. They were all invited by me with a petrification spell to the special seat in the corner to watch the special ideological and moral education course of the dark elf race.Although the dark elves of all ages have only one fatherless and motherless...

I try to use bloody cases to teach them what kind of disasters dirty thinking may lead to, and how bad conduct will lead to the worst lessons in life.I swear that they must remember deeply that being a goblin should not be too shameless. If someone gives you shame, you have to pretend to be stupid with a thick toad face without much fat, and want to bully others just because of the number of people.In fact, as far as your height and the two goblins are integrated into one unit, it's not too bad.

"Do you know what's wrong?" I asked.

"Help, help..."

"Tell me what's wrong with you?" I wiped his nose with the whip and lashed the floor, tearing the carpet.He was so frightened that he sweated coldly and almost rolled his eyes and passed out.

"If you want to faint, do it. After all, you are an old man. You still need to take care of it when you are old. I will allow you to faint. After a while, I will try to serve you with some chili water." I smiled, "You have to know Although I am sympathetic to the elderly, my patience is so-so. One last time, do you know where you went wrong?"

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" He asked tremblingly.

"what--"

I whipped over, "Your mistake is to treat the widow as a soft persimmon. Seeing the widow's smiling face, you feel easy to bully, don't you? Today the widow will teach you what it means to not be fooled by appearances." Twitching wildly.

I spent the whole night in Gringotts, educated the old goblin who stole my stuff crazily, and whipped the goblin head butler once.These guys actually dared to sneak attack. Under the absolute justice of my mother, can these little monsters not be convinced.

After a whole night of tossing with them, these goblins with empty heads and only gold coins finally realized that the one who was fighting with me was pure lack of pumping, and my old lady was soft and not hard.

Sitting in the reception room, I held black tea and acted like an aristocrat, neither angry nor happy, with a smile on my face.

The old goblin on the opposite side obediently handed over my order, and I turned my gaze from the things on the table to his weeping face.

"Where's my ring?" I asked calmly.

"I sold to the Malfoy family."

"Oh~ it's so fast to change hands." I continued to laugh.

He was shaking like a goat.

I turned my gaze to the manager who was sitting upright on the other side. When he met my gaze, his whole body was stiff, "Mr. manager, what do you think should I do this? I think you must be very aware of the value of the storage ring." , engraved with protective runes that can support a perfect defensive barrier for 10 minutes, a rare space-type magic item that stops internal time, expensive production materials, a masterpiece of a rune master, my family emblem. But now your subordinates have not passed me With the consent of the owner, he will sell it privately."

"Sir, I'm sorry, we'll pay for all the damages," he stammered.

People nowadays really can't stand being frightened, but they just whipped him up, they can't bear the pain of flesh and blood, and their willpower is weak.Tsk~ "The great man who has passed away said that time is money. I have already wasted one night with you, and it is almost dawn now~"

"Hurry up and write it down." The manager called the goblin next to him to quickly take a paper note, "Time loss fee."

"My mood is also very lost for various reasons."

"Mental damage fee."

"It's a lot of physical exertion for one night."

"Labor fee."

"I still have to bother to teach people what is not to look like, the difference between a soft persimmon and an iron plate."

"Teaching, education fees."

"My beloved son must be very disappointed that he didn't hear my bedtime story last night."

"Reputation damage fee..."

……

All in all, the goblin opened two accounts for me at Gringotts, and the warehouse is the largest, all filled with the best quality gems.In addition, enjoy the special treatment of Gringotts. Anyone who brings my family keepsake will enjoy the full service of Gringotts Fairy Diagon Alley.

"Glendon. Terry." I called the head goblin by name, and the contract was formed under my tongue.

The goblin manager widened his already round eyes in horror, and raised his voice sharply, "How is it possible, how is it possible, you, you actually use your name, your name..."

"It's just a contract, and it's easy for Rune Master. I won't kill you, as long as you keep your promise. Once I find out what you're doing secretly, as for the end, I will personally send you to hell. Hey, it's getting late, I should go home. So, goodbye everyone. It's a pleasure to meet you this time~" Dear, I'm a rookie.I'm a professional robber, so I don't know what you think about going to the police afterwards.

Until I got home, I was immersed in the wonderful state of mind that I had robbed the bank.

I didn't expect that my mother could rob a bank once in her lifetime. This is a dream that many people can't fulfill in their lifetime. Now I can do it. I am really lucky in three lives~~ This trip is not in vain. This life is not in vain. Even if I die, I will rest in peace !All of this must be the will of the almighty Brother Chun, I praise you, Brother Chun, you are a pure man!

Fellow proletarians, today, I, the great S-rank wanted robber, finally slaughtered the fattest and most difficult bank after the rich, rich women, bureaucrats, rich second generations, etc. up.Hahaha~ I put my hips on my hips and laughed wildly.

Xiao Luobo, who just got up and went downstairs to have breakfast, said hesitantly while holding the milk, "Father, your expression...is very strange."

"Ah, I'm just so happy, so I smiled brightly."

"You're brilliant to the point of hideousness, so stop laughing."

"..." It turns out that my old lady can even smile to the point of hideousness, she is really taught... scratching the wall.

"You didn't come back last night." Little Carrot continued.

"Something's delayed."

He wrinkled his white and tender bun face, and said unhappily, "I wanted to read a bedtime story last night."

"You can ask Sasha to read fairy tales."

"The fairy tales in those books are too childish. I want my father's story."

"Okay...if you're not scared, just watch it." I gritted my teeth, anyway, there are a lot of horror movies here.Since you have a problem with aesthetics, I will only show you movies starring beautiful sisters. If you watch too much, you can always get back on the right track.Sister Jiayou is waiting for the top beauty, with a pair of slender thighs and a head of beautiful black hair.Sister Sadako's beauty always makes people scream and welcome as soon as she appears on the stage. It can be seen how her beauty is overwhelming the audience in front of the TV screen.The top priority is to bring back Xiaoluobo's aesthetics, and secondly, show him the documentary about Sister Furong's growth, which is sad, painful, and painstaking, so that he can hone his courage!By the way, also hone the toughness of the nerves for yourself!