Kitten's Escape from Marriage

Chun Geng ushered in the full moon day of Lingxitou’s little baby amidst his busy schedule. There was an endless stream of congratulators, almost breaking through the threshold of Dazhai, as far away as the capital, the hometown of Hao Ye in the grassland, and as close as the big and small heads of Siling. , and Appa's cousins ​​from all walks of life...everyone who had a relationship with Baba swarmed like a tide with congratulatory gifts.

The grand event was so unprecedented that Haoye, who was rushing home overnight, was almost not allowed to enter the village, and the mountain people who built a tent outside the village surrounded the village and could not enter.The number of congratulatory people is better than when Xiaomao married Haoye that year. At that time, most of the people who came to Dazhai to celebrate were unmarried men and women. Now, everyone who has someone at home comes here. One is to thank Haoye for waiving last year The rent tax on the head and land, and the two are lucky enough to get a reward, and the family will also have an extra surplus.

Offering dried melons and fruits from home and fresh fresh flowers made Hao Ye dizzy, so he could only cover up his exhaustion, with a smile on his face, he ordered his subordinates to double the reward in equivalent silver coins, while nodding according to etiquette to express the same blessing, While patiently holding back the longing for the kitten and the child in his heart, he marched towards the gate that was clearly in front of him at a snail's speed.

The inside of Dazhai is decorated with lights and festoons. The bright red lanterns and the colorful lanterns brought by Hao Ye are being directed by the housekeepers to be hung up in front of the house in Dazhai. into a sea of ​​glazed glass.

The kitten that was dug up by Sanniang from the bed before dawn, with eyes half closed, was put into the basin for cleaning together with his kitten. The kitten takes a bath every day. Cleaning is very simple. The kitten was very cooperative from the beginning to the end of the wash, keeping his head tilted and sleeping soundly. He let his fat legs be stroked by warm water, yawned from time to time, and stretched his invisible neck. Extra enjoy the flat little cat mouth.

But the kitten that hadn't been in the water for a month washed out a layer of cute little ants in the first water.

"Little cat, you should be thinner. You seem to have gained weight again this month?" Sanniang frowned as she watched the kitten's stomach, which was obviously fatter after taking off her clothes, and hated that her masterpiece had a little fat.

The kitten was half asleep and half dreaming, and had just climbed onto the "cutting board" from the fragrant bath. Hearing Sanniang's words, the cat's eyes widened in horror. It was going to cut his food.

"It's getting fat here, and it's getting fat here too..." Sanniang poked at the cat's arm, and then poked at the kitten's fat waist, quite annoyed, she let the cat eat such a virtue without paying attention for a while.

"Not fat, but actually just right..." the kitten muttered.

"I said that if you are fat, you will be fat. If you marry a wife, would you be willing to marry a pig?" Sanniang signaled her subordinates to massage some acupuncture points more.

"I'll marry a pig too..." Kitty murmured, it was better than Haoye always making him a woman.

"You are willing to be young?" Sanniang smiled, twisting the silver needle in her hand.

"Rare, you are rare..." For you... The kitten is lying on the chopping board, who cares.

"Then you leave Xiaopangpang behind, and I'll let the old man and the young man tell you to let you go..." Sanniang whispered with a smile.

"That's my son!" The kitten immediately struggled to look up, and the cat's eyes quickly caught a glimpse of the silver light in Sanniang's hand: "San... What are you doing, Sanniang?" He didn't intend to kill him, so he took Xiaopangpang away Bar?

"Turn you into a pig, the young man will get annoyed when he sees you, and send you back to the mountains, don't worry, I'll take care of you, Pangpang, it's fine if you want to come back to see him, but... I think that time The headman may have helped Xiaopangpang find a beautiful grandmother, but I don't remember who you are... Poor child...you don't want him anymore..." Sanniang twisted the silver needle to prick it.

"San... Sanniang... I don't want... ah..." Doesn't it hurt?The kitten glared at Sanniang.

"Don't worry, for Xiaopangpang's sake, I won't turn you into a pig, so don't turn you into a pig." Sanniang pulled out the needle, found a new acupuncture point and pricked it again.

"You said I've become a pig, and Haoye will let me go?" The kitten's eyes flickered, as if he had seen a rare dawn, but he felt reluctant to leave after all, there was Xiaopangpang.

"I don't know this, you are also a man, you don't understand the mind of a man? Why do you ask me? I only know that I like it and I can't wait to stick to you, like a dog. If I don't like it, I will treat you like you." Dung, as far as it can be from you." San Niang smiled and said with a needle: "It's like before you... When you like me, you say it's okay, and when you meet someone more beautiful than me, you say it's okay, kitten , Haoye is also a man." You are so stupid, you only have a good-looking face, you can't cherish it.

The kitten lay down on its head and said nothing.

"Xiaomao, Sanniang is not sure about one thing, but I saw that the young man has a very beautiful boy next to him recently. His eyes are very beautiful, and he looks like a big girl." Sanniang put away the needle, Use the prepared rose oil to start to apply, while expressing my worries, some things are not intentional, prevent them early, and regret it later.The two of them have no children, and Sanniang will be very happy if there is an accident, so that the kitten will be free, but now that they have children... Hao Ye is a person who will not let children go.

The kitten frowned, saying that it was a lie that he was not worried, the boy who looked like a girl met Hao Ye who was neither male nor female... the cat's head hurt a little.

Sanniang will stop at the point, and continue to abide by her duty to dress up the kitten. After all, the matter of the kitten must be decided by the kitten. He wants Haoye and her Sanniang to definitely not stand by, but if she doesn't want it... that's another matter , how to say the kitten is also a man!

"Haoye, haven't you come back yet?" The kitten put on a brand-new scarlet satin dress with gold trim, the cat's eyes looked at the obviously rounded face in the mirror, and the cat's paws blocked the full moon-like cat's face in the mirror. How fat is so obvious?Is it enough to eat?I still want Hao Ye, so tangled!

"En!" Sanniang put the kitten's hair in a bun. Today is a big day, and you have to dress up. In fact, the so-called dress up means that you can wear silver ornaments that can be inserted on your body, ranging from more than ten catties to twenty or thirty catties. Lingdongtou's wife's silver jewelry hung more than 20 catties, so Apa instructed the owner's kitten to hang [-] catties no matter what.

"Isn't it early in the morning?" The kitten frowned, especially when he saw the hill-like pile of silver behind him, and the kitten was not much better. With a golden long-lived lock and two pairs of golden bells on the fat claws, she lazily lays on the nurse, puts the weight-bearing kitten's head and paws on the nurse's shoulders, and looks straight at the moon that seems to be turning into the moon. Grandma, the wet little cat's eyes are reluctant to blink.

"I arrived early in the morning, and I was surrounded by people at the door!" Sanniang didn't dare to imagine the madness at the door, and it was said that Apa was arranging people to sprinkle dustpan money to rescue Hao Ye from the siege.

The kitten took the kitten and hugged it and kissed it. The kitten lay on the kitten's shoulder in aggrieved manner, hugging the kitten's neck as if it was afraid of going out of the house to meet people.

"It's okay...it's okay..." The kitten patted the kitten Zaizai, and the kitten Zaizai just pressed the fat cat's head against the kitten's neck.

"Little cat——I'm back." Haoye, who rushed upstairs like a gust of wind and opened the door, smiled awkwardly when he saw Sanniang, "Is Sanniang here?"

"It's still early, I'll come later! Otherwise, your neck will hurt if you wear it early, so you can talk! I'll come back after breakfast. Let's go have breakfast... let's go!" Sanniang smiled and waved for others to follow him, Wink at the kitten.

The kitten hugged the kitten and lowered its head, trying to pretend not to see it, what do you want him to do?Unknown, he doesn't understand, and it's useless to blink.

After closing the door, Haoye turned his back on the latch, and smiled to see the kitten's face beaming with honey.

"You are getting more and more beautiful." Haoye hugged his wife and children tightly without saying a word, then kissed the kitten's slender neck upwards, whispering slowly.

Kitten's smiling face froze immediately. Is this what should be said when evaluating a man?

"There are still fifteen days..." Haoye wished he could hug the kitten tightly, laying it down on the bed to express his lovesickness, but it was still half a month away, Haoye was in pain, so he could only hug him tightly to relieve his greed.

The kitten didn't understand what fifteen days meant, and wanted to look back at Hao Ye, but saw a certain fat cat's paw, rather dissatisfied, blocking Hao Ye's lips on the kitten's neckline.

Haoye raised his eyes to smile, but when he saw Xiaopangpang's big red flower pants, the smile froze on his face. Is this his fat son?I just saw the tiger-head hat and didn't think so, but now that I look carefully, it's clearly a girl's attire.

Holding the kitten in his arms, Hao Ye opened and closed his mouth, then opened it again, before asking for a long time: "Is this our fat?" Why did he become a girl?

When the kitten got angry, he squinted at Hao Ye: "We'll give it to us?" After going out for a few days, where did he go, and he doesn't even remember his own son?

Hao Ye immediately took Xiaopangpang and took a closer look. The flowered trousers and padded jacket, and a pair of flowery steamed bun shoes, are more dazzling than the camellias blooming on the hills over there. "Pangpang?" Are you really Fat?

"Ah..." Xiaopangpang opened his kitten's mouth, squinted his eyes and gave Hao Ye a big smile, and kicked his limbs happily together, which almost made Hao Ye cry: baby, your dad You have only been away for three days, and you have changed like this.

Xiaopangpang looked back at Haoye, put the little fat cat's paw on Haoye's shoulder and kicked it again and again, with a look of joy, looking at Haoye with dark eyes, full of intimacy, as if seeing the dawn of hope .

"Little cat... Pangpang is a boy!" Hao Ye hugged the poor little Pangpang and looked at the kitten.

The kitten nodded and secretly rolled his eyes: Of course his kitten knew it was his son, but he didn't know when he was born?Unlike someone who is both male and female.

"How to dress him in a girl's floral dress?" Hao Ye was really worried about what to do if he taught his son so that men and women would not be distinguished in the future.

"What do you know? Bailing's child is also raised in this way. It is said that it can ward off evil spirits. The kid will not come and take him away because he thinks it is a girl!"

Hao Ye lowered his eyes, knowing that this is the knot in the kitten's mind after Xiong Xiong left. If it doesn't go according to the kitten's wishes, I'm afraid that the kitten is worried every day, but if it goes according to the kitten's wishes, what should Pangpang think that he is a girl?

"Little cat, I know you are worried, but Pangpang needs to study at the age of six, if he can't tell whether he is a boy or a girl..."

"Only wear it until he is six years old, and tell him at that time that he is a boy, so why don't you change back to men's clothing?" Kitten hugged the child tightly and would never let Haoye snatch it away.

Six years old...Hao Ye frowned, thinking it's not impossible, "It's just that he wants to tell you that he doesn't want to be a boy, what should I do?" Being a man is very hard, and you have to learn a lot.

Kitten frowned: "Isn't it better to be a boy than a girl?" You can climb up and down hills and walk around. In the past, he and the little leopard climbed mountains and waded, but the tits couldn't do anything without it. Everyone is willing to be a man.

Hao Ye had a headache, so he sat next to the kitten, put his head on the other side of the kitten's shoulder, and hugged his wife and son tightly: "That's an ordinary family, our chubby will learn a lot in the future, he needs to study, learn to ride and shoot, You must learn the law and etiquette..." If nothing unexpected happened, Xiaopangpang would be the leader of Lingxi after him.

"Why do you have to learn so much?" Kitten frowned. Didn't he grow up if he didn't learn it?

"Because we not only belong to ourselves, the people in Lingxi use their labor to support us, do you think it's just because we are the chief family?" Hao Ye put his face close to his dear little cat and laughed.

"Isn't it?" Isn't the head family born rich?The kitten doesn't understand.

"No! They support us because we want to protect them from being bullied and from being deprived of their property. They respect us because when they are bullied one day, we are obliged to seek justice for them, even if it takes our lives. Don't complain." Hao Ye whispered quietly, as if he had returned to his childhood in the grasslands and asked his father why he fought. He remembered that his father said that protecting them from being bullied is the responsibility of a leader. The leader is to let those who trust him not have to worry about their lives and property being taken away all the time.

"Xiao Pangpang will be like this in the future?" The kitten hugged Xiaopangpang tightly, reluctantly.

"Well, so he has to learn to be a warrior, learn a lot like your legendary hero, and protect Lingxi." Haoye explained: "So you can change the boy's clothes back to Xiaopangpang!" Haoye's son decided Can't act like a girl.

"Then..." Kitten hugged Pangpang tightly, "Isn't the little devil gone after being taken away?" Isn't there a future only if you live.

"Shall I hire someone to do the dojo?" Haoye coaxed, ready to take Pangpang back.

"When you're six years old, you don't want to wear it once you're studying?" the cat's paw hugged the cub tightly and refused to let go.

"What if he can't tell the difference between a man and a woman?" Hao Ye continued to coax.

The kitten hugged him even tighter, thinking: it is also your problem that you can't tell the difference between men and women.

Hao Ye raised his eyebrows puzzled and asked what happened.

"How do you know that Pangpang is a man and not a woman?" The kitten is really curious. Adults are so obvious that they can't tell the difference, but children can tell the difference?

"Why don't you know, fat..." Hao Ye stopped in the middle of the sentence, thinking to himself, cat, you are smart, and touched his nose: "San Niang said, she said it was a man, can it still be a man?" female?"

Kitten frowned and hugged Pangpang tightly: "Then Sanniang said that I am a man, will you believe me?"

Hao Ye smiled: "When you married me at the beginning of the year, the imperial decree said that Apa's daughter is still fake?" !

"It was changed. It turned out to be a girl, but now I'm a boy." Kitty said hurriedly.

"Don't you know that Sanniang bathes you every day?" Hao Ye decided to pretend to be stupid until the day he died.

"So, if Sanniang says I'm a man, you'll believe me?" The kitten stared wide-eyed.

Hao Ye shook his head, kissed the face of big and small cats, and smiled: "I don't believe it, she just took a bath, and we shared the same bed. I have done that more than a hundred times, will she understand me?" Hao Ye's His eyes flickered, and one hand slid under the kitten's skirt, hinting clearly and quickly, which made the kitten blush, hugging the sleeping kitten on his shoulder, and it was extremely difficult to breathe.

"And... our children are all born, have you ever heard of a rooster that can lay eggs?" Hao Ye was overjoyed to be able to make a kitten give birth all the time.

"..." The kitten hugged the cub and let Haoye hug and touch it for fun, leaned against Haoye to pant and become weak, looked at Haoye's enlarged face with a pair of cat eyes, and murmured in his heart: I am the rooster that can only lay eggs...

But speaking of it, he also felt unbelievable!

The author has something to say: more than 4000 words, I wonder if I can not update the article tomorrow?