Kitten's Escape from Marriage

In the late spring, the camellias on the top of the mountain were in full bloom, red like a prairie fire, burning the eyes of the kitten, as if meeting a confidant, hiding on the top of the archmage's tower and watching, and even willing to listen to the archmage's lecture .

This was originally a good thing, but within three days the great mage found Hao Ye, and very euphemistically expressed that with the dignity of the eldest lady, she really shouldn't be wronged to spend the morning and evening on the futon. Early in the morning, I closed the cat's paws to listen to the great mage, but the process was quite unsatisfactory, because after the cat's mouth yawned three times, the kitten openly crooked on the futon and dreamed of Duke Zhou.

On the first day, the Archmage tried hard to ignore the day.On the second day, the kitten didn't repent, and not only went to sleep by itself, but also followed a group of women and yawned, and then you leaned on me and I leaned on you to sleep quite like kneeling.

The great mage tried his best to close his eyes and preached the Dharma, but the sound of a dream that couldn't be ignored made the quiet and quiet hall look sluggish.

The great mage didn't dare to sleep for two nights. After thinking about it, many of the practicing children behind him are also growing up. Isn't this the test of the devil?So he had no choice but to express his hope to Haoye.

Haoye supported his forehead, looked at the blue and red face of the archmage from the corner of his eye, and tried to press down the corners of his mouth, showing a very angry look. When the kitten went to the temple, he guessed what was going on, but couldn't stop the kitten from saying yes. How can he sleep in a woman's mind?

Haoye led the crowd to follow behind the archmage and went straight to the inner hall. If he was still worried about putting the kitten and a group of women together at first, and kept increasing the number of maids around Sanniang, then he would be more and more popular. The hot kitten, while Hao Ye was burning with anger, was also accompanied by an astonishingly unexpected "happiness".

Stepping on the stone path, Haoye filtered the kitten's performance in the past month. Counting from the time when he came back in the middle of the night before the month, the intercourse has undergone a qualitative leap. At the beginning, the kitten wanted to welcome and refused for several nights. It's full of struggles, until now, as long as Haoye stretches out his hand to lift the skirt, the kitten's cute appearance is so sensitive, it's really hard to put it down, the more you touch it, the more you get used to it, the awkwardness can also become a breathtaking and unique style Hao Ye is always in a difficult situation, even though the rumors that their husband and wife are trying to have children upside down day and night almost spread outside the mountain, he still can't control it, but recently Uncle Shan Ying comforted him by saying that newly married men are like this, Hao Ye Ye's skin is slightly thin, very thin!

With a risky move, the chances of winning are still very high. Haoye is quite satisfied with winning this game. No normal man would criticize his wife's progress in this aspect, let alone him Haoye!But the doctor said, for the sake of the future, intercourse should be done in moderation.So Haoye kept himself very busy, very busy, tried not to look at the kitten, and slept in the study for two days with self-abuse.

"It's almost there!" The archmage's joyful voice interrupted Hao Ye's thoughts.

Haoye suppressed his thoughts, and showed the majesty of a young man. In order to maintain the solemnity of the court, he would never lightly take the lead in violating this taboo kitten, but he thought in his heart that the kitten hadn't seen it for a day and two nights!

"It's here!" The Archmage bowed.

Hao Ye raised his eyes and tried hard to put a look of anger in his eyes, but there were many worried gasps behind him!

"San Niang?" Hao Ye tried his best to bring a dignified tone to his voice. If it wasn't for the great mage behind him, he would be reluctant to wake up the little cat with his rare pious appearance.

Sanniang woke up with a start and shuddered. When she saw Haoye and the others, she knew something was wrong, but the kitten folded its paws and knelt on the futon, but it was able to sleep as still as a mountain. The cat kept pecking its head, busy and busy Lifted up and continued to sleep, unaware that the danger was already in sight.

"Young man!"

"Niece and son-in-law!"

"Cousin-in-law!" The group of girls behind Kitty Mao was awakened by Hao Ye's sound, and hurriedly got up and stood aside, nodding and bowing to show respect.

Seeing that something was wrong, Shan Xing kicked the kitten's back, and saw a kitten scratching its back with its paws, and resumed its closed position to continue sleeping. It had no sense of crisis, and slept peacefully.

Kicked and kicked, and the kitten scratched again.

Kick and kick again, and the kitten scratches again.

Everyone sweats!All speechless, they looked at Haoye's cold expression that was about to collapse, and prayed.

Haoye covered his face with his hands, concealing his calmness that was about to collapse, forced himself to step in alone, motioned for Sanniang to go away, bent down and lifted the kitten's collar, and asked: "Fu Jin... what is this doing?"

A pair of horrified cat eyes were instantly frightened by Hao Ye's suddenly big face, and he hesitated for a long time before saying: "Sleep...sleep..."

Haoye has a big head, and the Archmage bowed his head, so he can't hide it!

Everyone turned their heads silently, and the old man who was called for emergency was at the door, and immediately fled away——his old face, he will not be safe at the end of the day!

silence -

The kitten found its clasped paws, and then belatedly lowered its head!

"I'll wait for you in the study!" Hao Ye took a deep breath, turned around and left, if he didn't leave immediately, he would laugh at his internal injury!Little did he know, the pair of poor cat eyes behind him realized that he was afraid, and looked around as if asking for help, but the surroundings were silent.

In the end, it was Shan Xing's good sister who said in a low voice: "The young man is a man..."

The little cat turned his head, puzzled, of course he knew Hao Ye was a man, if it was a woman, he would be overjoyed!Even if he was punished to kneel on the floor, he would still be willing to kneel at the gate with the washboard in his arms!But Hao Ye is a man, and he has a whip and a thug!It is not illegal to kill people, he is the law in the mountains!

"Act like a baby, admit your mistakes..." Shan Xing glanced at your stupid eyes, and tried to remind: "Men are soft-hearted!"

The kitten has a bitter face, acting like a spoiled child?It's better to let him die!A man is soft-hearted, but his kitten is soft-hearted. Hao Ye is not a man, but a demon!

The kitten is uneasy, experience has proved it.It's scary for Hao Ye to be angry!The terrible result is that the kitten was pressed on the desk tenderly as soon as it entered the study room. The skirt here has not been flattened, which is just interesting.The person who came to the emergency from the old man's yard over there, knelt at the door belatedly and said: "There is an unwritten rule in the old man's house that women are not allowed to beat and scold, and lead people in the temple to openly despise the power of the gods. The crime is serious, so let’s punish him by kneeling in the ancestral hall for a stick of incense! Another meal of hunger, as a warning..." The following and so on are all saying that the eldest lady should take care of her health, and she will have a baby in the future!

I have been talking for a long, long time...

The kitten swallowed, and saw Haoye's face turn from red to white, then blue, and then black!

The three words are like three crows croaking a few times, flying over the head of the kitten, who was leaning on the desk uncomfortable just now.Immediately, he thought of his dinner flapping its wings and waving at him, without thinking about it.

Dinner... The cat's eyes, which were foggy just now, feel even more hazy now.

"Your father, I really love you!" Haoye agreed to dismiss the outsiders, and felt uncomfortable. When would it be his wife's turn for an outsider to care.The kitten belongs to Hao Ye alone!

"..." The kitten grabbed Haoye tightly, trying to write two big words of injustice with all his eyes.

"You are very angry with the archmage!" Hao Ye stated the facts, and the sudden interruption of good things made people feel depressed.

Before the words fell, Hao Ye grabbed the kitten and continued, but the speed and strength seemed like a horse that had run away for a moment, and the collision made the kitten want to scream. The reason why he didn't scream was that he was laughed at by those three aunts and six wives in the past month. He gritted his teeth with a smile like a girl, but when the feeling he was so familiar with recently surged, the kitten still made a sound that made him blush from head to toe the next day, clinging to Haoye like a strong wind passing through a rice field, trying hard The clinging little locust longs to turn Hao Ye into a part of itself.

Haoye's hand was still stroking the kitten's crumpled skirt, brushing against the kitten's thigh from time to time.

After the first wave passed, Haoye did not leave, the kitten did not move, and it breathed calmly. A pair of misty cat eyes stared at Haoye's seemingly absent-minded face, as if waiting, and as if missing the more and more A sinking feeling.

The remaining warmth is still there, and the slightest bit of wind blowing from nowhere blows away the dryness and heat of the room.

Haoye lowered his eyes, left suddenly, helped the kitten button up his clothes, pulled down the hem of the skirt to smooth him out, and said in a low voice, "Don't go to sleep in the temple again!" Looking at the kitten with black eyes, it seemed as if he had done it just now. After a struggle, some bright colors emerged from the dark.

Puzzled, the kitten slid down from Haoye's lap. It seemed that its body was still waiting to lean against the desk softly, slightly disappointed.

"Let's go!" Haoye tried his best to ignore the flickering thing in the kitten's eyes.

where to?

The kitten tilted its head, and the ground was foggy.

"Come here, take Fujin to the ancestral hall!" Haoye's words immediately made the kitten think of his dinner when he fluttered away.

"I... I..." Hungry!The kitten tried to put on a pitiful look, "I know I was wrong! I will never sleep in the temple again." Just let me kneel after eating!

Hao Ye raised his head and comforted Mao's head: "Just kneel down for a stick of incense! I can't refute what your father said! Go early and come back early!" The scene of Apa coming early in the morning, it seems that he and Mao'er still have a little affection , probably because he was afraid of being beaten by himself, he came up with such a trick - the golden cicada escaped its shell.

Kneel a stick of incense!

The kitten turned around and got angry. It was easy to say, if you eat people, you don’t want them anymore. The kitten gritted its teeth in anger, and waved its paws as soon as it went out, as if Hao Ye was facing him.

Eat people without spitting out bones!The kitten grunted bitterly.

No distinction between men and women!The kitten keeps grunting!

Bullying the weak and fearing the strong... The kitten was thinking about it all the way, with its cat's paws touching the purse on the skirt, and the dried fruit that was hidden in it has not been crushed... He is indeed the smartest person!People, you must have some stock in order to turn bad luck into good luck!

Joyfully, the kitten was sent to the ancestral memorial tablet of the witch family in the temple, kneeling on the futon, and the cat's face of confession as if acting in a play was immediately reflected in front of the archmage, the archmage lit the fire, shook it and plugged it in: "Missy has offended you!" !"

The kitten lowered its head to hide the candy in its mouth, and nodded.

"Then I'm going out! After a stick of incense, follow the old man's instructions, and that's it!"

The kitten nods!

The archmage bowed, leaving Sanniang and a few maids in the room, half closed the door, and exited.Then he said to the two well-known and serious old monks by the door: "You look after the eldest lady!"

The kitten tilted its head and stared. Isn't this surveillance?

Turning back again, the kitten took a closer look, this, this, this, this, this, this - how, how could he be so thick as a finger!

The author has something to say: I suddenly thought, what does it look like for a kitten to be jealous!

Looking at the comments, everyone has a lot of doubts about Wu Ming, I will post the introduction of Wu Ming's two extra chapters!Feeling explained, there is also the beginning and end of Wu Ming's time travel!

In fact, Wu Ming and Yue Yi are a couple in need

In addition, I recently read an article about women, boys, the process of pregnancy is so loving, I really want the kitten to have one too...but I agreed to adopt a cat