Kitten's Escape from Marriage

The moon is like a hook, and the night is alluring.

When the kitten and the little leopard reached the mountains, they were no longer suitable for traveling.

So the two chose a dry place, gathered firewood, lit a bonfire, and picked four potatoes they brought along the road and roasted them in the fire.

The kitten was picking up a dead branch in the fire, looking dazed.

The little leopard kept the firewood, and always felt that the kitten who came back from Dazhai had changed a lot, especially in a daze!I didn't dare to say anything, I just carefully roasted the potatoes, and quietly looked at the kitten.

He was very beautiful when he was a child. At that time, I couldn't help but get close to him. As long as the kitten smiled at me, I would be happy for a long time...

He always dreams, dreaming that the kitten is wearing a red dress, full of silver ornaments, and walking tinkly, but every time he wakes up, the cruel reality says: the kitten is an out-and-out boy!

The kitten is not just a boy, but also a man who grows up to drooling when he sees a beautiful woman...

The little leopard sighed, if he saw a tit, would the kitten really marry a tit?

The little leopard was upset, but kept silent.I hope that the night can be longer, and his thoughts can be hidden long enough.

It should not be expected!

Can't expect too much!But I can't help but hope, even if I can be brothers for a lifetime!

I didn't care about the little leopard's staring eyes, the kitten's eyes were looking at the flames jumping on the fire, obviously anxious to leave that person, but at this moment the kitten's eyes were full of that person's shadow, smiling, angry, pretty unreasonable domineering...

Where is he?

The kitten looked at the night, the night was like fog, they were separated by an impassable distance, and they couldn't see each other again——

The little cat felt depressed, the flames of the fire were crackling, passing through the night, it was the first time he saw Hao Ye in the "Festival Night".

Under the fire, the kitten smiled, and he remembered that night, he seemed to drink on an empty stomach and was drunk.

A bright red cloth was covering his face, and when he raised his eyes, there was nothing but black shadows except for the red, and suddenly a scale rod came in and picked it up.

With a bright light in front of his eyes, the little cat couldn't help squinting and saw that there was a beautiful woman sitting on the big red wedding bed.

I saw the beauty's bright red robe with gold trim, embroidered with clumps of multicolored golden butterflies flying up and down facing each other, the embroidered splendor looks like a fairy concubine, she turned her face to look at herself.

Her soft, deer-black big eyes reflected herself like a silvery moon.

He was born with clear eyebrows, like a lily blooming in the mountains, shining brightly, so beautiful——

The little bobcat, who was dizzy from being drowsy with ox horn wine in the morning, looked a little silly!I thought I was dreaming, dreaming that I was marrying a wife!Laugh so silly!

However, the childishness on the beauty's face made the little lynx feel like an old lynx, but... this is not a reason to be discouraged!

Although it doesn't look like a tit, it feels a little guilty... But for the first time, the kitten can hear his heart beating "呯呯呯——" If it was a dream, he would also want to get drunk and die in the dream.

"What's your name?" Xiao Shanmaohou went over to grab the beauty's hand and asked, he is the best at pampering the younger sister...hehe... let alone pampering the beauty, he was very cautious this time, because he liked it very much, and he was a bit like a toad who wanted to eat swans The smell of the head.

"Haoye! Borzigit Haoye!" The little beauty shrank her hands back slightly, but seemed to frowned, displeased with her presumptuousness.

The little bobcat ignored it, cheekily, and rubbed against it, afraid of missing the opportunity, as the saying goes: A good woman is afraid of a man!I just couldn't help frowning: I hate the dustpan?This name is used on a girl, it's really... nice!I hate doing housework!

It's okay, the beauty doesn't like it, he's a kitten!

"Everyone call me kitten! You can call me cat if you don't like it! Do you like cats?" Little Shanmao moved his butt forward again.

"I don't like it!" The beauty lowered her head, frowned, and glanced coldly, as if she was very displeased with his move.

The little bobcat smiled, stepped back a bit, and asked with wide eyes: "The cat is clever, why don't you like it?"

"I like mastiffs!" the beauty replied lightly.

The little bobcat scratched its head and smirked: "Really? What else do you like?" His mind wandered, what is a mastiff?

The beauty thought for a while, and said: "Horse racing, archery, falconry, Buku, cheating horses...Of course I also like reading and playing chess, and occasionally draw and paint..."

The little bobcat has low self-esteem, except for archery, he didn't understand the last sentence!

After the beauty finished speaking, she asked the little Shanmao: "What about you, what do you usually like?"

Digging out bird eggs, catching grasshoppers, catching small fish, stealing sweet potatoes...Little Lynx's heart is chilling, passing countless hobbies, but it feels...it's quite embarrassing, like a child.

And what is "Sunday"?

The little Shanmao smirked and moved back. If God lent him a hole in the ground at this moment, his little Shanmao would definitely get in and never come out again.

"What kind of books do you usually read?" the beauty approached and asked.

The little bobcat was already hugging the bedpost, and said timidly, "I... read?"

The beauty nodded.

The little Shanmao smirked for a while, got up and was about to run away, oh my god—it's a shame, he, an old toad, should stop thinking about beauties.

But just as the little bobcat thought about it, the beauty grabbed his arm and asked sharply, "Where are you going?"

The little bobcat really wanted to hug the beauty's leg and said, "Don't ask, I know I was wrong!"

"I... I... go out for a while!" Little Shanmao was at a loss for words, gesturing outside!Next time, just dream about peeping outside!

A trace of embarrassment flashed across the beauty's face: "Go to the toilet?"

Little Shanmao quickly nodded in gratitude, although he didn't know what going to the toilet was.

But the beauty said: "You can't go there, and you can't go down there before you have intercourse!"

The kitten can only sit obediently by the bed, there is no way, his kitten never knows how to refuse a girl's request!Not to mention a beauty!

Night, continue.

Things are always coming in one after another from outside.

The beauty first took two cups with red lines from the hands of Xi Niang beside him, and handed one to the little bobcat.

Little Shanmao took the glass respectfully, feeling that the glass was so golden that it seemed to be heavy in the hand, and there was wine in it?The kitten frowned, but he still wanted to drink it in his hand, and was about to put it in his mouth to drink it, but Xi Niang said, "Give me a cup!"

Cup?

The little lynx held the cup and stared wide-eyed.

The beauty glanced at the kitten, disdain seemed to flash in her eyes, then she put her hand around the kitten's wrist, put the cup to her mouth, and said, "This is the proper way to drink it! And you have to drink it in one gulp!"

The little bobcat obediently followed suit and gulped it down, but it burned his throat when he swallowed it. It hurt the kitten's face, and smiled brightly on the opposite face. The kitten was already dizzy, but now it was even more dazed.

Suddenly, someone brought soft dough wrapped with meat stuffing to eat, and it tasted like raw meat, which was delicious!

The little bobcat frowned and swallowed it.

At this time, someone asked: "Is it alive?"

Little Shanmao instinctively said it was raw, but after thinking about it, cooking in the kitchen is not easy, so he said, "No!"

Everyone's face turned blue, and they asked with a stiff smile again: "Is it alive?"

The little bobcat didn't understand, and thought he couldn't hurt anyone, so he decided to say: "No birth!"

But this time when he opened his mouth, the beauty beside him turned somber and ordered, "Health!"

The little bobcat hurriedly said to the beauty: "No birth, no birth at all! If you don't believe me, try it!" He thought that children just don't understand human feelings, and others work very hard in the kitchen.

"I'll taste? Can't I give birth? If I say give birth, you have to give birth! I let you give birth, and if you don't give birth, you have to give birth to me!" The beauty turned blue, stared at the little bobcat and said, "You said give birth, give birth , did you hear that?"

"pregnancy!"

The little bobcat is helpless, he can't make the beauty angry, but he can only pity the people in the kitchen!No wonder he is called Dustpan, because he has a bad temper!

He has a bad temper, so his kitten can eat swan meat as a toad!bear it!Who is not a fierce wife in Lingxi?Which man has not been kneeled over the threshold?

Let his kitten kneel, and his kitten also kneels, who makes the beauty beautiful, the biggest daughter-in-law!

Xiaomao remembered that as soon as he finished speaking, he saw the bridesmaids next to him holding a dustpan and throwing it on the bed, saying: "Have a precious son early..."

Although the kitten was dizzy, she turned her head to look at the red dates and peanuts on the bed... her face twitched!

Is this going to happen... that's what it is!

But let him be a big man to talk about having a baby...

The little cat couldn't help raising his eyes to look at the beauty who forced him to say that he was born, and felt that the beauty was like ice!

Suddenly, he broke out in a cold sweat, and he just woke up like a dream - this is not a dream of marrying a wife, it is clear that he is marrying someone else to be his wife...

Next, his kitten's heart twitched immediately, and the thought of intercourse was even more difficult.

He could only put his hands on the skirt and stir it, and the silver bracelets on his arms "jingled" with a shy frequency, touching people's hearts, as if his kitten had really become a bride...

bride……

The kitten smiled wryly, and withdrew his thoughts from the flames, only to see the little leopard staring blankly at him.

A smell came.

"It's mushy!" The kitten immediately took a branch to remove the fire, and pulled out four potatoes.

The little leopard just woke up like a dream, reached out to grab the potatoes, and threw them away in a hurry!

The kitten scolded: "Fool, you still don't know how to use your brain, aren't you burnt?"

"No!" The little leopard rubbed his hands and lowered his head. He didn't know where to look. same.

I can't tell what's different, it just makes people look flustered.

"What did you see me doing just now?"

The kitten brought two potatoes over with a branch and fiddled with them.

"I see you are in a daze!"

The little leopard picked up the potato in front of him, patted and blew it, and began to peel it.

"Don't look at me that way!"

The kitten lowered his head and said, that look always reminded the kitten of Hao Ye's eyes in recent years, very dangerous and uneasy.

The little leopard's peeling hands couldn't help being stunned for a moment, then he smiled and replied, "En." He continued to peel, but his hands were shaking a little!

Kitten felt that what he said was a bit too much, but he didn't know what to say otherwise, so he couldn't help but change the subject and ask: "Does the tit hate me?" After all, it takes two years to lose it.

"Don't hate!"

The little leopard peeled his own potatoes and handed them to the kitten. By the way, he took the two potatoes in front of the kitten and peeled them.

The kitten took the potato: "You really don't hate it?" He was used to being served, but he managed to handle it with ease. When he understood, he could only hide his embarrassment.

The little leopard held the second potato, and unconsciously glanced at the kitten's white hand. It seemed that the kitten had a good life in Dazhai for the past two years!Maybe there are still people to serve, but not necessarily.

"Don't hate!" Little Leopard thought, if you hate him, you must hate him, Little Leopard!

"Little Leopard, are you hiding something from me?" Xiaomao felt that Little Leopard didn't see through it at a glance like before. He was obviously still stupid, but there was a feeling of incomprehensibility, which made people feel uneasy!

"Hold it!" The little leopard gave the second potato to the kitten.

The kitten waved and said, "I'm here by myself, I'm not a lady! Could it be possible that you will peel potatoes for me every day in the future?"

The little leopard paused for a moment, then smiled: "Even if I am willing, you don't mind!" He still gave the potato to the kitten.

The kitten laughed: "I don't have any wages for you!"

"I made it for you, I don't want a penny!" The little leopard forced the potato to the kitten, and continued to peel the potato.

The kitten laughed: "Little Leopard, if you were a woman, I would marry you as my wife. You are hardworking, honest, and kind to people!" while biting a potato.

Little Leopard was sour when he heard that, he is a man!

The author has something to say: I am in a bad mood recently, please allow me to fill in the funny plot later~~~~~~~~~~··········