Hell!

He Jiangyu kept the toothbrush with the uncle, pondered whether to use a towel to cover his key parts, and finally found that if the towel was covered, it would be more like a streaking psychopath, so he put on his big trousers and resolutely Resolutely, he rushed into the rain, intending to go to the multi-purpose hall and find his roommate to get the key.

Although there were not many people along the way, there were still three or two kittens. With tears in his eyes, he dubbed for those who pointed at him, "Hey, look at the neuropathy." Or "Hey, performance art?" Or, "Could it be our school where the third hospital is going to let the wind go?"...

The poor child stumbled all the way, and after suffering physical and mental torture, he finally arrived at the multi-purpose hall.

The multi-function hall is now similar to the scene of the signing event of the famous novel "Yuezi". The red flags are flying and the colorful flags are flying. There are crowds of people, although there is still an hour before the dance, but everyone came to the scene early, so as to occupy a strong terrain, plus the sound It has not been tuned to the best condition yet, and the humming and creaking sound is coming from the stereo on the roof, which is chaotic.

Even if it was in such a mess, after He Jiangyu appeared, it was strangely quiet now.

The lighting at the venue was dim—for a party, it was impossible to turn on the headlights, and the dim lighting was more attractive to these students.

And under the dim light, a shirtless man with a piece of black mud on the right side of his face wearing a big trousers covering his buttocks appeared at the ball, although this is not a high-end ball, there are no fragrant clothes and cloud temples, no There are no goofy stories, but no one should be careful when such a psychopath appears next to him.

So, when He Jiangyu pushed open the door of the multi-purpose hall and walked in to appear, the circle around the door inside the hall was eerily quiet for a while, only the sound on the ceiling made a sharp "squeak~~~", Welcome to He Jiangyu's arrival?

He Jiangyu doesn't have stage fright, what else is there for him to be timid at this point?

He pretended to be wearing a graceful evening gown, and walked in with chic steps.

To put it bluntly, the multi-functional hall, first of all, has a lot of functions, and secondly, it is really big, otherwise it would not be able to accommodate so many students at the same time, so if you want to find your roommate here, even if He Jiangyu is now dressed in strange clothes It is impossible to attract people's attention, like finding a needle in a haystack, but fortunately, he knows that one of his roommates is a staff member of the dance party, and is specifically responsible for tuning the sound.

So He Jiangyu walked towards the innermost part, and the audio station was in that inconspicuous corner.

Wherever he went, no matter how noisy people were, they would be silent for a moment, and everyone respected the old and loved the young?They will give him a way.

Of course, the word respecting the old and loving the young is He Jiangyu's beautiful idea. The fact is that everyone knows that mental illness does not bear legal responsibility for killing people.

So, classmate He Jiangyu squeezed through the crowds and arrived at the sound station very smoothly.

There, a person was squatting there to plug in the wires. If he moved the wires a little, the speakers on the ceiling would make a sharp squeaking sound.

He Jiangyu is very grateful to his roommate. If he hadn't been making the sound from the stereo, he must have been so quiet all the way. Although he has a good heart, he can't guarantee that he can handle it.

So he walked over, climbed up to the high audio platform, kicked his roommate's ass, told you not to call me when you left, and made me look like this.

After kicking, the kicked person did not respond.

He Jiangyu regretted it for a moment. The person who was kicked by him was actually not a joker.

The person he kicked was Fang Hui. How should I put it? Fang Hui is an orphan, not the kind who grew up in an orphanage. He Jiangyu doesn't know the specific reason, but poverty is certain, and it may be because of this. Fang Hui has a little inferiority complex. He shuttles between school and places where he works every day, and he doesn't have much communication with the dormitory people.

Although He Jiangyu has always been careless, he didn't think there was anything wrong with Fang Hui or anything worthy of sympathy—he even felt that Fang Hui was worthy of his respect, such as the work-study job of tuning audio, he couldn't do it anyway Yes, but Fang Hui can do it.

So he often forgot to take care of Fang Hui's small self-esteem caused by his inferiority complex, so he kicked him just now.

After the kick, he also remembered, and then he was a little embarrassed, and wanted to lean over and say that he was excited and excited, sorry, sorry, the moment he leaned over, that person also inserted the line in his hand, and then look back.

He Jiangyu froze for a moment, and then jumped to the side reflexively. Three words flashed in his mind: It's terrible!

It's fatal, this dim light is really fatal, this kick he kicked is also fatal, worse than kicking Fang Hui, the person he kicked is Shi Xuanzhi ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Shi Xuanzhi, in Quxi University, is a mythical existence,

First of all, I have to talk about his face, this face, which is so beautiful that it makes people feel unreal. During the few days when Quxi University chose the school, the photos of all the beauties were put on the top of the school's BBS homepage, and then, soon, A photo of Shi Xuanzhi was posted, so the students who had votes began to tangle and tangle again. The school belle should be a girl, right? But, I really want to vote for the prettier Shi Xuanzhi ah.

What makes people even more jealous is that although Shi Xuanzhi has a pretty face, he is definitely not that kind of sissy, nor is it the kind of fake girl that is popular nowadays. In fact, you can never tell from this person's pretty face. If you find a trace of femininity, you can often feel a sense of heroism instead. This makes people want to maliciously slander him and say that he can't be a second chair. What's more, this person is often so cold that people can try their best to forget his existence.

Of course, these are not the most bizarre things about him. The most bizarre thing is that in the legend, this person is a person who can communicate with Yin and Yang, and specializes in catching ghosts and demons.

The moment He Jiangyu jumped away, many legends about Shi Xuanzhi recalled in his head.

Legend [-]: At that time, Shi Xuanzhi had just entered the university, and he came to Quxi University alone. Because of his beautiful face and heroic temperament, countless school sisters rushed to send him to the dormitory, and helped him make the bed by the way. I was asked for a phone number at the end. Finally, a senior sister succeeded. She successfully brought Shi Xuanzhi to the dormitory, successfully helped Shi Xuanzhi spread the quilt, and successfully opened Shi Xuanzhi's suitcase. Going to help him pack his luggage.

But at the moment when Shixuanzhi's suitcase was opened, the senior sister froze. There were no luggage items in her imagination, but a series of talismans. On the yellow paper that should be burned to the dead, various kinds of talismans were drawn with cinnabar. I don't know if it is written or drawn.

The senior sister carefully pointed at the half-full box of talismans, her voice trembling, "Are you in the car, with whom did you take the wrong suitcase?"

Shi Xuanzhi glanced at it and replied calmly, "No."

Senior sister ran away, Shi Xuanzhi looked at senior sister's back, still expressionless.

Legend [-], Shi Xuanzhi's room is free from the four evils!

Quxi University is a university with a history of 60 years. Although all kinds of brand-new buildings are built on the ground every year, the dormitory buildings allocated to students all maintain a hard and simple style. There are even high-end indoor dormitories with bathrooms None - otherwise He Jiangyu wouldn't be wearing big trousers to kick Shi Xuanzhi.

Such an old building is dark and damp, flies and mosquitoes are normal, cockroaches are also good, and even mice are frequent patrons.

However, absolutely not a single insect entered the outdated Xuanzhi's dormitory - sometimes Xuanzhi's roommates attested to it.

Legend has it that animals know best about avoiding danger, and they are more accurate than human predictions. One of He Jiangyu's famous sayings is: If you want to trust the Earthquake Bureau of the Meteorological Bureau, it is better to find a toad or a bastard to observe.

So it can be seen how dangerous Shi Xuanzhi is. Shi Xuanzhi's roommates are often entangled in whether to change the dormitory to accept the torment of the four evils, or to endure Shi Xuanzhi's weirdness in the dormitory?

Legend three, legend four, legend five, legend six... a series of legends appeared in He Jiangyu's brain, and he felt that 2012 would come soon because he kicked Shi Xuanzhi.

So he jumped to the side to avoid Shi Xuanzhi, it was completely a conditioned reflex for self-protection.

But beside him was a cabinet for sundries. With such a jump, his whole body hit it, and then the cabinet shook a few times. Although it didn't fall down and hit He Jiangyu fiercely, All kinds of messy things were placed on He Jiangyu's head, including a flower pot that was not too big or too small.

He Jiangyu, who was opened by the flower pot, wiped the blood from his eyes and howled at the staff next to him, "Who put the flower pot here?"

The staff fell silent.

It was Shi Xuanzhi who answered: "You are lucky, the prickly pear was planted in this flower pot before."

He Jiangyu, because of Shi Xuanzhi's voice and the comfort contained in the words?The sound is muted.

He clutched his forehead, well at least there are no prickly prickly pears making holes in his forehead now, but now he needs keys, clothes, and needs to go to the hospital!

Shi Xuanzhi stood up, looked at He Jiangyu who was "outrageously dressed" and bleeding all over his face, "Who will send him to the hospital."