Xishu trip - Douluo

Luo Qingchen sat on the soft bed and looked at the antique room in front of him, he couldn't help but feel a little dazed, here...?

The decoration of the house is in line with the aesthetics of his previous life, but it has a rough feeling. There is a fresh earthy smell in the air. It is obvious that it is newly built. The items in the house are a bit messy. Not far away is a A busy tall figure.

"Tang San?"

"Huh?" The figure turned around and uttered a questioning syllable, it was Tang San.

"What are you doing?"

"Ah, I'm tidying up." Tang San said, walking over with a ball of pink stuff, and then shook it away in front of Luo Qingchen, "Do you remember this?"

"What?" Luo Qingchen cast her eyes on Tang San's hand, the corner of her mouth twitched, "Why do you still keep this skirt?"

"Yes." Tang San sat down beside Luo Qingchen, looked at the somewhat hot-eyed female attire in his hand, and showed a helpless smile: "When I made you angry, you always avoided me. Because Wuhundian is watching us closely, I can only go to you in women's clothes in the middle of the night."

"Speaking of this, I've wanted to ask for a long time." Luo Qingchen looked at Tang San with a serious expression.

"what?"

"Who gave you the courage to go to the Accord in the middle of the night wearing a pink skirt, wig and makeup? And why did you bring the skirt and wig with you?"

As soon as these words came out, the six Shrek monsters outside were startled, and they looked at each other: "Fuck, you're a shocker."

"This..." Tang San looked a little embarrassed, "Actually, I bought it for Xiao Wu as a birthday present at first, and I got the wig from the teacher. After all, it was late at night, and I had no place to buy other disguises." In order to avoid the Hall of Spirits, and to diverge from my previous image, I simply went that way, after all—"

Tang San hooked Luo Qingchen's shoulders, and leaned close to him, "My Qingchen is so kind, maybe she's soft-hearted towards me?"

"Thanks you didn't give it to Xiao Wu in the end, otherwise she would most likely sever her brother-sister relationship with you." Luo Qingchen glanced at the dress rather disgustingly.

"That's not necessarily true." Tang San moved closer, putting his head on Luo Qingchen's shoulder, "Don't all little girls like pink?"

"You straight man is hopeless." Luo Qingchen pushed Tang San away.

"Don't you know if I'm straight or crooked? Do you want to try, huh?"

"Huh—although it's an illusion, it satisfies my curiosity anyway. You can disappear. I still like to do this kind of thing in reality." Luo Qingchen pushed away Tang Tang who wanted to touch him again Three, take a breath.

"Illusion?" Tang San looked puzzled, but soon realized: "Oh, I see, you are talking about the trial of becoming a god back then."

"I just said why you kept avoiding talking about it after you came out." Tang San raised his brows, with a hint of sarcasm in his smile, "It turns out that you have a guilty conscience."

Luo Qingchen patted his face to save himself who was almost infatuated with beauty, "Is this illusion so real?"

"Forget it, forget it," Tang San shook his head and stood up, "What about you, just stay in the [Fantasy Realm], I will go to the teacher to discuss it again."

"What do you want to discuss with the teacher?" Luo Qingchen was taken aback for a moment, then stood up involuntarily, and held Tang San.

"Qingchen, are you really stupid in cultivation?" Tang San's expression was helpless and doting, "Didn't it be agreed last night that today we are going to find a teacher to be our officiant and share hair invitations for everyone?" Come to our wedding? But now you are pretending to be an illusion with me, and pretending to have amnesia?"

"Hmm...? Did I say that?" Luo Qingchen tilted his head, then shook his head firmly, "I didn't say that. I was doing an assessment. You are an illusion. This is fake."

"Okay, okay, it's fake, then you just sit here for the assessment obediently, and we'll go when you think about it. I'll clean up the house first today."

Luo Qingchen was pushed back by Tang San, and her hair was messed up, she immediately looked confused.

Looking at Tang San's busy figure again, his mind really couldn't turn around.

Isn't it over after it is determined to be fake?

This……? ? ?

Compared with Luo Qingchen, the Six Shrek Monsters are more at a loss, they can only hear and see Luo Qingchen's voice and facial expressions, deduce that the theme of the illusion is Tang San, and a lot of black history.

however……

Looking at the strange looking soul beast Shrek Six Monsters in front of him, he felt a little ridiculous.

It was suspended in the air, looking a bit like a balloon, but unfortunately, what was suspended was not a balloon, but a huge eye.It is one meter in diameter and presents silver-white eyes as a whole.

Around this giant eye, there are clumps of bright silver markings, soft, with a total of 22 tentacles. The hands hang down on the ground, dragging long.

At this time, a thin silver thread extended from the top of its 22 tentacles to connect to Luo Qingchen's body.

With Luo Qingchen's movements, he kept shifting positions.

"Sure enough, both humans and spirit beasts of the spiritual system are quite weird." Oscar could not help but shudder when he saw the picture in front of him.

"Yeah, I don't know if Xiaochen can pass this test." Ning Rongrong was also a little worried.

"Don't worry, Xiaochen's iron-headed baby-like personality is sure to be safe and secure!" Xiao Wu said so, but she couldn't hide the worry in her eyes.

After all, everyone in Shrek present asked themselves that they would definitely fail in this last test.

……

Luo Qingchen kept staring at the busy Tang San, trying to find out the flaws in this illusion.

Tang San seemed helpless to be looked at, put down the things at hand and walked in front of Luo Qingchen, put his hands on his knees, half-bent and looked at Luo Qingchen, "Qingchen, you look at me so hotly again , I will feel that you are inviting me."

"I'm not me without you, don't talk nonsense."

"Well, it looks like you won't let me go if I can't prove that I'm not an illusion." Tang San straightened up, sighed, and sat next to Luo Qingchen, "Come on, ask what you want .”

Unexpectedly, Luo Qingchen covered her mouth, stared at Tang San with round eyes, and said in a slightly dull voice from between her fingers, "I still want to say something, it's a good idea, let's see which of us can consume the other."

Looking at Tang San's wry expression in front of him, Luo Qingchen continued, "I remember that my skull came from an evil-eyed tyrant with all spiritual attributes, and it's probably a good thing you did. It's a pity that the Tang you played Three still has flaws, I won’t believe it.”

Tang San in front of him froze, and was about to say something, but was interrupted by Luo Qingchen, "Look, another flaw."

"Okay, can you tell me where the flaw is?" [Tang San] shook his head and stood up, the surrounding scene also began to distort.

"First, Tang San never touches my head." The surrounding scene has dispersed, revealing the assessment platform, "Second, if Tang San is lying, he will definitely close his eyes and pretend to sigh helplessly , and then started fooling around without changing face or heartbeat."

"Well, you humans are really complicated."

Looking at the assessment platform that reappeared in front of him, Luo Qingchen breathed a sigh of relief. However, when he watched the spirit bone gradually become psychedelic, he knew that the evil-eyed tyrant was still at work even before the assessment continued.

"Do you want to continue?" Luo Qingchen sighed, "In the end, this is a divine test, you can't fake it. But the most important thing is that I am very narrow-minded and hold grudges, eh."

This time, the illusion really dissipated.

In other words, the so-called test has just begun.

Suddenly, another scene appeared in front of Luo Qingchen.

This was an empty space, the first thing Luo Qingchen saw was Tang San, with blue long hair scattered behind his back, the blue eyes that seemed to be able to see through everything were filled with the light of deep wisdom, his slender figure was noble and elegant, In front of him, a harp floated quietly.He slowly raised his hand, and stroked the strings of the harp with his slender fingers, and the crisp sound of ding-dong turned into a perfect melody echoed in this empty space.

But she didn't look at Luo Qingchen, but looked at the beautiful figure beside him.

The girl wears long scorpion braids, has a beautiful fair face, a pair of eyes that are extraordinarily agile, looks beautiful and charming, and has an indescribable special temperament, and is currently snuggling close to Tang San's side.

"Xiao Wu?"

As if startled by his voice, the girl looked this way, but shrank behind Tang San, her voice weak, "Third Brother..."

Tang San patted Xiao Wu soothingly, his eyes were tender, but when he looked at Luo Qingchen, his eyes were cold, "You're here."

"Well, let's count?"

"Then let's just talk about it. Let's break up. As a man, you have to carry on the family line. Between us... Heh, I've almost had enough fun."

Before Luo Qingchen could react, Xiao Wu who was watching on the side exploded, "What kind of bullshit illusion is this! If I wanted to grab Miss Xiao Wu, I would have snatched it already! It's still the kind that hugs left and right, that's considered What! Is the old lady the number a CP fan? !!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Everyone persuaded Xiao Wu to calm down, this is just an illusion.

And Luo Qingchen also reacted at this time, without panic or hysteria, but calmly said, "This real test is not as powerful as the illusion of that guy Xieyan."

"Oh, why, are you starting to deceive yourself?" Tang San smiled disdainfully, and kissed Xiao Wu's hair by the way.

And Xiao Wu seemed to muster up her courage at this time, and said to Luo Qingchen with red eyes, "I, my third brother and I really love each other, Xiaochen, you, you, you can help us!"

Luo Qingchen still had an indifferent expression on his face, but his eyelids were half down, ignoring the picture, "I have to admit, I am really angry, but unfortunately, what is fake is fake."

Tang San hugged Xiao Wu, "Oh, the cry of a defeated dog."

"Phew—but thank you." Luo Qingchen looked up at the phantom in front of him, "When everything settles down, I'll go and experiment with Tang San in two experiments. It doesn't make sense to see if a child can be born with spirit power. I, a life god, can't even create life. Of course, I can conceive, but I want others to live."

As the voice fell, the illusion finally shattered, and the platform carrying the head spirit bone full of illusory light finally moved away slowly. At this point, only the final artifact assessment was left. Luo Qingchen watched the last small platform float in front of him, Taking a deep breath, he called out the martial soul.

The author has something to say: I originally wanted to drive, but after thinking about it, I seemed to be suspected of committing a crime against the wind, so I deleted, deleted, deleted, deleted, deleted, changed, and the above [kneeling]