I am the county magistrate in Liaozhai
Chapter 246
Cheng Jin couldn't hold back, and poked Zhou Jia's round face, but he was soon discovered by Hongfa, and under the unkind gaze of the young monk, he persuaded him to take it back.
However, after a while, Cheng Jin couldn't help stretching out his hand again. Although this brat who only knows how to cook has thick eyebrows and big eyes, he really doesn't resemble a judge at all!
"Hey, master, did you see it? This fucking judge is actually a judge!" Someone Cheng whispered.
Montenegro: ... To be honest, I didn't see it at all.
"Don't move, children will drool if they poke their faces too much." Hongfa slapped off his paws solemnly.
"He's already six years old, Hongfa, you won't treat your junior brother as a three-month-old baby, will you?" It's too much, too much, this hot chicken judge not only secretly reincarnated, but also tricked a solid cub as a bodyguard, it's disgusting ah.
Hongfa said: "Junior brother is pure and lovely, but this little monk is just telling the truth."
Cheng County magistrate was so angry that he retreated tactically, and in the end he simply couldn't see it, and went back to Tangxi angrily.
When he returned to Tangxi, he was still not in the mood for work. He had just finished two official books, and couldn't help but speak again: "Master, do you think he really has no memory after reincarnation?"
Heishan was seriously injured that night, but after a period of recuperation, he was already well enough to handle official duties. As for the remaining internal injuries, he needs to wait for time to heal. After all, he does not have much blood power in his body now. The speed of evil remnants in the body is much slower than before.
Although the strength has dropped sharply, Montenegro now gives people a very peaceful mental outlook, without the sharpness and autism of the past.If it was snow on Youyou Peak in the past, now it is the mountain wind after the new rain on the Kongshan Mountain, which is clear and gentle.
"If you have memory, can you still bully a child?"
The county magistrate Cheng put his hands on his hips and said, "No way! If you have memories, that's called reincarnation. That's called old cucumbers painted with green paint, and doves occupying magpies' nests!"
... These words are really one set, Heishan shook his head helplessly: "Unfortunately, he is only Zhou Jia now, but if you want to put him in a sack, I can help you to distract that little monk named Hongfa .”
"really?"
Montenegro hooked his lips: "Fake."
... Master, you have changed, and you have become so naughty!
"Master, don't listen to Li Yong and the others from now on, you'll learn badly!" After Cheng Jin finished speaking, he didn't know what to think, and his mouth was twisted in anger, "Ah! I just understand now, why did that stupid judge do that?" Then treat Zhou Lin politely, this is a father-son relationship!"
"Cheng Yi'an, let me remind you that you are the judge of the underworld now." After Heishan finished speaking, he put the brush in his hand on the pen stand, rolled up his sleeves and said, "All the scribes and impermanences of this underworld have come to invite you It's been a hundred and eighty times, are you really planning to go to Fengdu to find a job?"
Cheng Jin waved his hands impatiently: "No, no! Go whoever you love!"
Montenegro smiled: "Really not going?"
"Don't go!" Cheng Jin angrily ate a piece of mung bean cake to calm down his anger, and suddenly recalled it, his eyes sparkled and he said, "Tell me, how about I train the heir of Zhou Jia's local magistrate?"
Heishan almost took a sip of tea in his heart: "How could you have such... a genius idea?"
"Look, although Zhou Jia doesn't have the destiny to be lucky, but he was born with double pupils and can see ghosts. Isn't it a waste of talent not to be a guard who subdues demons and demons!" I feel that the mentality of being messed up these days has finally calmed down, "And he is a familiar hand, perfect~"
"...Then what if he wants to be a monk, the Qingdeng Ancient Buddha's life?"
Cheng Jin snorted softly, and made a resounding voice: "This official guarantees tonight's marinade hot pot, he will never be content with mediocrity!"
However, after hearing the word Pingfan, Heishan became suspicious: "Speaking of Pingfan, Cheng Yi'an, is there something you haven't said yet?"
Cheng County magistrate resolutely began to play dumb: "What's the matter? Is there any? Well, I admit that the hot pot tonight ordered water celery that you don't like."
Montenegro began to air-condition.
"It's really gone, the big deal is just to let it go."
"Cheng Yi'an, speak well!"
Cheng Jin had no choice but to raise his head and look at each other: "Can I not say it?"
Of course Cheng knew what Heilulu wanted to know, nothing more than why he killed Qingheng without any cause and effect, and after making the blood contract, he was able to force the Heavenly Tribulation Leiyun back.
But to be honest, he himself is not very clear, including this so-called protection formation, Cheng Jin guessed that the judge gave it to him at first, but after the judge reincarnated, this formation still exists, and it can even resist the catastrophe. Power.
"What are you thinking?"
Cheng Jin said, "I'm wondering if this has something to do with my background."
Heishan let out a sigh, and said in surprise: "What background do you have?" Isn't it the blood of ordinary mortals?
"Master, it's really hurtful for you to say that." County magistrate Cheng hid his face and pretended to cry.
Hei Shan is an honest deer, so he softened his voice when he heard the words: "Then what is your origin that is hard to detect? Your power is boundless?"
Cheng Jin: ...This seems to hurt people even more.
"Or, what does your Cheng family have to say?"
"That's really not true. In fact, if you have visited my hometown to check on me, master, you will know that I am special." After Cheng Jin finished speaking, he shook his head again, "However, it is also possible that the traces were erased by the judge. , that's why Qing Heng never doubted my identity from the beginning to the end."
Montenegro began to air-condition again: "What is your identity?"
"It's variable, the cycle of cause and effect in the world, I am the only one who is not in the fate of anything, that's why I firmly believe that I have no afterlife, master, can you understand me when I say that?"
The soul that came from time travel has nowhere to return because it has no roots, and naturally it has no cause and effect. This is Cheng Jin's own understanding.Perhaps his time travel can be understood as an external anti-virus program, but it is also possible that he misunderstood it, but the matter has passed, and there is nothing wrong with some things being confused. After all, as long as this life is over, he has already earned blood. .
Hei Shan frowned when he heard the words: "Cheng Yi'an, do you know what you are talking about?"
"of course I know."
"Is it dangerous?"
"Probably not for the time being." After Cheng Jin finished speaking, he couldn't help changing his weeping expression, "No, I might be bald and prematurely aging. If you say that I am a living underworld official, I will really not be able to marry a wife in the future. Already!"
At this moment, the sun was setting outside, Heishan stood up and whispered two words, then strode out the door.
"Deserved!"
As soon as the door was opened, Cheng Jin smelled the scent of bittern in the air, and immediately chased him out: "Master, how can you say that about me, I am only twenty-one this year, and there are really few officials in the court." I am young, a rising star like me, but many people want to marry a daughter!"
"What? Cheng Suansuan, you're going on a blind date again?" A blind date is a means of repaying a favor, and Mao Mao's calculations are flying, "What kind of family is this time, tell me quickly, Ben Miao will help you find out, absolutely Fast and good!"
"Heh!" Cheng County magistrate Zuo Yi smiled contemptuously.
"Pan Xiao'an, that's why you don't know how to look at your face anymore. Look at our lord, now that we are full of aura and have a judge's pen in our hands, how can an ordinary mortal girl match!" Li Yong immediately gave the demon out He came up with a bad idea, "Why don't you feel wronged and just turn into a girl and make a promise. If you don't want to, my fox clan has a lot of charming fox girls. If you don't talk about it, just say this." Xi Niang and Na Weng Patriarch Pavilion are very good."
"Hey, are you two repaying your kindness or your personal revenge?" Cheng Jin raised his hand and wanted to fight.
Tao Zui came out with a stone pot, and hurriedly persuaded the fight: "Brother Cheng, don't be as knowledgeable as him, it's time to eat, let's fight after eating." Anyway, after eating, these two will never think of fighting again.
But Li Yong said in a hoarse voice on purpose: "Li Zai Zai, why are you talking? I'm clearly giving advice with good intentions, otherwise he won't be able to repay him in this life. Hey, what a pity, he's still being kept in the dark where."
As he said that, Li Yong touched Pan Xiaoan's cat's head.
Pan Xiaoan immediately reached out and knocked it out: "What disgusting words are you talking about, get your flirtatious hands away!"
"That is, you are not allowed to be rude to Mr. Tao!"
Seeing that a one-on-one duel was about to turn into a group fight, in the end it was Ah Cong's arrival that turned the fight into a jade silk. After all, this is the only conscience of the yamen, so it must be well protected.
"By the way, where is Daoist Yan?"
Said that Cao Cao and Cao Cao would be here, Yan Chixia's voice came from afar from the gate of the courtyard: "There are people picking quarrels and provoking trouble on the street today, is it too late for the poor?"
"No, it's just right. The stewed radish and mutton soup is still simmering on the stove, and it will be ready when it comes out."
A Cong responded, and wanted to turn to the kitchen in a hurry, but Maomao pressed him down: "Don't worry, I'll help you!"
Cheng Jin on the side immediately stuffed a pair of chopsticks in: "Let him go. He should eat dry food in the yamen on weekdays and do something. Speaking of which, Tangxi will hold a lantern festival in two days. Do you want to ask the boss?" Miss Shang?"
Ah Cong turned red from his ears to the base of his neck in an instant, and even his hand holding the chopsticks turned red: "Young...Master, what nonsense are you talking about!"
"Clear stewed radish and mutton soup~"
The clear mutton soup has no smell of mutton because of the radish. Serving a bowl before meals is a way to soothe people's hearts.Today is May 28, the Nine Poison Days have passed, and the weather will heat up later, and it will be a different scene.
"Hey, there will be fresh lotus seeds to eat in a few days. By the way, Pan Laotou, did you send the ice cubes to my brother?"
Maomao secretly ate the chopsticks of the dried fish, and then pretended not to hear, and worked hard to cook. Anyway, the two alcoholics next to him were already drunk, so it was reasonable for him not to hear, right?
Cheng Jin took a sip of the wine silently, and couldn't help but poke Heilulu next to him with his elbow: "Master, would you like a drink?"
Hei Shan's hands were still drinking tea, and he just said with a straight face: "I'm injured, so I shouldn't drink."
"Hey, why is this! Come on, Master, I'll pour you wine!"
There is no way to hide from Hei Shan, and he finally unleashed his self-closing magic: "Cheng Yi'an, if you are so idle, go to the underworld to take over!"
Mao Mao raised her head suspiciously: "Hell takes over? Take over what?"
Li Yong took advantage of the chaos and patted the kitten on the head: "Hey, poor kid, I don't know anything, come on, eat more fish, it will nourish your brain~"
However, after a while, Cheng Jin couldn't help stretching out his hand again. Although this brat who only knows how to cook has thick eyebrows and big eyes, he really doesn't resemble a judge at all!
"Hey, master, did you see it? This fucking judge is actually a judge!" Someone Cheng whispered.
Montenegro: ... To be honest, I didn't see it at all.
"Don't move, children will drool if they poke their faces too much." Hongfa slapped off his paws solemnly.
"He's already six years old, Hongfa, you won't treat your junior brother as a three-month-old baby, will you?" It's too much, too much, this hot chicken judge not only secretly reincarnated, but also tricked a solid cub as a bodyguard, it's disgusting ah.
Hongfa said: "Junior brother is pure and lovely, but this little monk is just telling the truth."
Cheng County magistrate was so angry that he retreated tactically, and in the end he simply couldn't see it, and went back to Tangxi angrily.
When he returned to Tangxi, he was still not in the mood for work. He had just finished two official books, and couldn't help but speak again: "Master, do you think he really has no memory after reincarnation?"
Heishan was seriously injured that night, but after a period of recuperation, he was already well enough to handle official duties. As for the remaining internal injuries, he needs to wait for time to heal. After all, he does not have much blood power in his body now. The speed of evil remnants in the body is much slower than before.
Although the strength has dropped sharply, Montenegro now gives people a very peaceful mental outlook, without the sharpness and autism of the past.If it was snow on Youyou Peak in the past, now it is the mountain wind after the new rain on the Kongshan Mountain, which is clear and gentle.
"If you have memory, can you still bully a child?"
The county magistrate Cheng put his hands on his hips and said, "No way! If you have memories, that's called reincarnation. That's called old cucumbers painted with green paint, and doves occupying magpies' nests!"
... These words are really one set, Heishan shook his head helplessly: "Unfortunately, he is only Zhou Jia now, but if you want to put him in a sack, I can help you to distract that little monk named Hongfa .”
"really?"
Montenegro hooked his lips: "Fake."
... Master, you have changed, and you have become so naughty!
"Master, don't listen to Li Yong and the others from now on, you'll learn badly!" After Cheng Jin finished speaking, he didn't know what to think, and his mouth was twisted in anger, "Ah! I just understand now, why did that stupid judge do that?" Then treat Zhou Lin politely, this is a father-son relationship!"
"Cheng Yi'an, let me remind you that you are the judge of the underworld now." After Heishan finished speaking, he put the brush in his hand on the pen stand, rolled up his sleeves and said, "All the scribes and impermanences of this underworld have come to invite you It's been a hundred and eighty times, are you really planning to go to Fengdu to find a job?"
Cheng Jin waved his hands impatiently: "No, no! Go whoever you love!"
Montenegro smiled: "Really not going?"
"Don't go!" Cheng Jin angrily ate a piece of mung bean cake to calm down his anger, and suddenly recalled it, his eyes sparkled and he said, "Tell me, how about I train the heir of Zhou Jia's local magistrate?"
Heishan almost took a sip of tea in his heart: "How could you have such... a genius idea?"
"Look, although Zhou Jia doesn't have the destiny to be lucky, but he was born with double pupils and can see ghosts. Isn't it a waste of talent not to be a guard who subdues demons and demons!" I feel that the mentality of being messed up these days has finally calmed down, "And he is a familiar hand, perfect~"
"...Then what if he wants to be a monk, the Qingdeng Ancient Buddha's life?"
Cheng Jin snorted softly, and made a resounding voice: "This official guarantees tonight's marinade hot pot, he will never be content with mediocrity!"
However, after hearing the word Pingfan, Heishan became suspicious: "Speaking of Pingfan, Cheng Yi'an, is there something you haven't said yet?"
Cheng County magistrate resolutely began to play dumb: "What's the matter? Is there any? Well, I admit that the hot pot tonight ordered water celery that you don't like."
Montenegro began to air-condition.
"It's really gone, the big deal is just to let it go."
"Cheng Yi'an, speak well!"
Cheng Jin had no choice but to raise his head and look at each other: "Can I not say it?"
Of course Cheng knew what Heilulu wanted to know, nothing more than why he killed Qingheng without any cause and effect, and after making the blood contract, he was able to force the Heavenly Tribulation Leiyun back.
But to be honest, he himself is not very clear, including this so-called protection formation, Cheng Jin guessed that the judge gave it to him at first, but after the judge reincarnated, this formation still exists, and it can even resist the catastrophe. Power.
"What are you thinking?"
Cheng Jin said, "I'm wondering if this has something to do with my background."
Heishan let out a sigh, and said in surprise: "What background do you have?" Isn't it the blood of ordinary mortals?
"Master, it's really hurtful for you to say that." County magistrate Cheng hid his face and pretended to cry.
Hei Shan is an honest deer, so he softened his voice when he heard the words: "Then what is your origin that is hard to detect? Your power is boundless?"
Cheng Jin: ...This seems to hurt people even more.
"Or, what does your Cheng family have to say?"
"That's really not true. In fact, if you have visited my hometown to check on me, master, you will know that I am special." After Cheng Jin finished speaking, he shook his head again, "However, it is also possible that the traces were erased by the judge. , that's why Qing Heng never doubted my identity from the beginning to the end."
Montenegro began to air-condition again: "What is your identity?"
"It's variable, the cycle of cause and effect in the world, I am the only one who is not in the fate of anything, that's why I firmly believe that I have no afterlife, master, can you understand me when I say that?"
The soul that came from time travel has nowhere to return because it has no roots, and naturally it has no cause and effect. This is Cheng Jin's own understanding.Perhaps his time travel can be understood as an external anti-virus program, but it is also possible that he misunderstood it, but the matter has passed, and there is nothing wrong with some things being confused. After all, as long as this life is over, he has already earned blood. .
Hei Shan frowned when he heard the words: "Cheng Yi'an, do you know what you are talking about?"
"of course I know."
"Is it dangerous?"
"Probably not for the time being." After Cheng Jin finished speaking, he couldn't help changing his weeping expression, "No, I might be bald and prematurely aging. If you say that I am a living underworld official, I will really not be able to marry a wife in the future. Already!"
At this moment, the sun was setting outside, Heishan stood up and whispered two words, then strode out the door.
"Deserved!"
As soon as the door was opened, Cheng Jin smelled the scent of bittern in the air, and immediately chased him out: "Master, how can you say that about me, I am only twenty-one this year, and there are really few officials in the court." I am young, a rising star like me, but many people want to marry a daughter!"
"What? Cheng Suansuan, you're going on a blind date again?" A blind date is a means of repaying a favor, and Mao Mao's calculations are flying, "What kind of family is this time, tell me quickly, Ben Miao will help you find out, absolutely Fast and good!"
"Heh!" Cheng County magistrate Zuo Yi smiled contemptuously.
"Pan Xiao'an, that's why you don't know how to look at your face anymore. Look at our lord, now that we are full of aura and have a judge's pen in our hands, how can an ordinary mortal girl match!" Li Yong immediately gave the demon out He came up with a bad idea, "Why don't you feel wronged and just turn into a girl and make a promise. If you don't want to, my fox clan has a lot of charming fox girls. If you don't talk about it, just say this." Xi Niang and Na Weng Patriarch Pavilion are very good."
"Hey, are you two repaying your kindness or your personal revenge?" Cheng Jin raised his hand and wanted to fight.
Tao Zui came out with a stone pot, and hurriedly persuaded the fight: "Brother Cheng, don't be as knowledgeable as him, it's time to eat, let's fight after eating." Anyway, after eating, these two will never think of fighting again.
But Li Yong said in a hoarse voice on purpose: "Li Zai Zai, why are you talking? I'm clearly giving advice with good intentions, otherwise he won't be able to repay him in this life. Hey, what a pity, he's still being kept in the dark where."
As he said that, Li Yong touched Pan Xiaoan's cat's head.
Pan Xiaoan immediately reached out and knocked it out: "What disgusting words are you talking about, get your flirtatious hands away!"
"That is, you are not allowed to be rude to Mr. Tao!"
Seeing that a one-on-one duel was about to turn into a group fight, in the end it was Ah Cong's arrival that turned the fight into a jade silk. After all, this is the only conscience of the yamen, so it must be well protected.
"By the way, where is Daoist Yan?"
Said that Cao Cao and Cao Cao would be here, Yan Chixia's voice came from afar from the gate of the courtyard: "There are people picking quarrels and provoking trouble on the street today, is it too late for the poor?"
"No, it's just right. The stewed radish and mutton soup is still simmering on the stove, and it will be ready when it comes out."
A Cong responded, and wanted to turn to the kitchen in a hurry, but Maomao pressed him down: "Don't worry, I'll help you!"
Cheng Jin on the side immediately stuffed a pair of chopsticks in: "Let him go. He should eat dry food in the yamen on weekdays and do something. Speaking of which, Tangxi will hold a lantern festival in two days. Do you want to ask the boss?" Miss Shang?"
Ah Cong turned red from his ears to the base of his neck in an instant, and even his hand holding the chopsticks turned red: "Young...Master, what nonsense are you talking about!"
"Clear stewed radish and mutton soup~"
The clear mutton soup has no smell of mutton because of the radish. Serving a bowl before meals is a way to soothe people's hearts.Today is May 28, the Nine Poison Days have passed, and the weather will heat up later, and it will be a different scene.
"Hey, there will be fresh lotus seeds to eat in a few days. By the way, Pan Laotou, did you send the ice cubes to my brother?"
Maomao secretly ate the chopsticks of the dried fish, and then pretended not to hear, and worked hard to cook. Anyway, the two alcoholics next to him were already drunk, so it was reasonable for him not to hear, right?
Cheng Jin took a sip of the wine silently, and couldn't help but poke Heilulu next to him with his elbow: "Master, would you like a drink?"
Hei Shan's hands were still drinking tea, and he just said with a straight face: "I'm injured, so I shouldn't drink."
"Hey, why is this! Come on, Master, I'll pour you wine!"
There is no way to hide from Hei Shan, and he finally unleashed his self-closing magic: "Cheng Yi'an, if you are so idle, go to the underworld to take over!"
Mao Mao raised her head suspiciously: "Hell takes over? Take over what?"
Li Yong took advantage of the chaos and patted the kitten on the head: "Hey, poor kid, I don't know anything, come on, eat more fish, it will nourish your brain~"
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