I am the county magistrate in Liaozhai

Frogs, amphibian oviparous animals, are dioecious and fertilized in vitro, so there is the famous "little tadpole looking for its mother".I don't know if the way the frogs reproduce has changed after they become sperm.

"Cheng Yi'an, get out of the way!"

Heilulu's voice came from his head, and Cheng Jin jumped out of his divergent thinking. He reacted quickly, and rolled to the side, just avoiding a big puddle of slime-like things.

what is this? !!

Cheng County Magistrate, who was a little bit obsessed with cleanliness, immediately walked around for a while. This thing was not only disgusting, but also corrosive.However, just when he stopped, dense mucus rushed towards him as if he had eyes.

Why, still picking soft persimmons?

Cheng Jin saw that there was a wall in front of him, and there was no way to hide, so he immediately used a sliding shovel, put his feet against the wall to perform a reverse run-up, then grabbed the shovel leaning against the wall, and threw it in the direction where the mucus came from. .

There was only a "bang--" sound, as if hitting an invisible object in the air, Cheng Jin panted heavily and looked up, but he still didn't see the object showing his figure.

Good guy, Heilulu, if you don't do anything yourself, you are afraid of scaring away the demon, so you can let him catch the old frog. No wonder you have to wait for him to come before you say let him see the frog the size of a foot basin.

The loud noise quickly alarmed Xue's family. Father Xue had already been ordered by Master Yaoxian not to leave the room when he heard any noise.Xue Kunsheng was more rebellious. Although he was entrusted, he still sneaked out while the book boy was not paying attention.

Then as soon as he came out, he was almost covered in mucus.

"Young master is really bold. You dared to sneak out just after you fell off the roof. Hide honestly, and then come over and screw your head off!" Cheng Jin threw Xue Kunsheng to a hidden corner. , I must think that this is the face of the future son-in-law.

Sure enough, this intermittent mucus was still coming towards him, as if he was unwilling to let it go away.

Is it because the black deer deer's water mangcao breath interfered successfully?

While hiding, Cheng Jin took out talismans from his pocket. Recently, Daoist Yan was busy repairing the mahogany sword, and there were not enough talismans written. If you use one, you will lose one. You must use it carefully.

Now the ground is full of slime, and there is no place to step down. The black deer on the left and right are hidden by the side, so he simply took out a thunderbolt. can be judged.

It's now!

The opportunity never came again, Cheng Jin immediately pinched his hands and shot out the Thunder Talisman quickly, and then the mucus hit him, he saw that the ground was full of weirdly hot mucus, it was really hard to get off, so he shouted : "Master, catch me quickly!"

As soon as the words fell, a black demon power appeared out of thin air, and a thunderbolt rushed towards the void in the night sky, only a "boast" was heard, and then a tragic croak resounded through the entire Xue family.

Cheng Jin stepped on the black demon force, and just as he was pulled onto the roof, he saw a huge shadow falling rapidly in the air. He only heard a deafening "croak", and he finally saw the so-called "old frog with feet" in the mouth of the black deer. ".

"Good guy, if this is the size of a foot basin, it must be the foot basin of the Barefoot Immortal, right?"

The frog is so big that it can't be stewed in ten pots.

Seeing the old frog's original shape, Heishan finally showed his figure, and immediately fell into a trap in the courtyard. Firstly, it was to prevent the old frog from escaping, and secondly, it also meant to block the mucus to avoid accidental injury.

Xue Kunsheng, who was hiding in a corner under the corridor, was dumbfounded.

"Hey, what are you looking at, Young Master Xue? Could it be that he recognizes that this is your future father-in-law?"

How could Xue Kunsheng admit it? He didn't discriminate against demons, but a man who was forced to marry a wife, causing his parents to be terrified and embarrassed. No one in the world could swallow such anger: "What nonsense are you talking about! He is not What kind of old man am I!"

The old frog's feet were as tall as Xue's house, and the blue-yellow frog's skin against the night gave a strange sense of suffocation. Anyway, Cheng Jin only looked at it twice, and goose bumps all over his body.

"Can it become smaller or return to a human shape? Such a big one will scare people to death during the day."

When Heishan heard this, a wave of demonic power struck towards him, and in an instant, the frog that looked like a hill suddenly shrank. In the end, he saw a skinny old man with orange peel lying in a piece of mucus.

"Huh~ What are these things? They're so disgusting." Xue Kunsheng crawled out tremblingly, scratching the hem of his clothes.

Cheng Jin also avoided it with disgust on his face: "You don't want to know."

Heishan silently burned the slime in Xue's courtyard with demon fire, but after the slime was removed, there was still an unpleasant smell of water. Anyway, the old frog had already been caught, so Cheng Jin decided to go back to Tangxi immediately.

He's going back to take a shower and change clothes! !

"Huh? Are you leaving so soon?"

Cheng Jin covered his nose and mouth with a folding fan and said, "Why, Young Master Xue is still reluctant to leave?"

"What nonsense are you talking about! Xiaosheng was afraid that you would bother Mr. Yaoxian, who showed his power just now. How dare you trouble Mr. Yaoxian again?" Xue Kunsheng retorted in a super low voice, lest Mr. Yaoxian beside him would listen.

Montenegro, who heard quite clearly: ...

"Excuse me, how are you doing?" County magistrate Cheng was not ashamed, but proud.

Xue Kunsheng: Super Qi.jpg.

Of course, in the end, the angry young master Xue was still left behind, and he could only watch helplessly as Master Yaoxian took the old frog and this person away.

Xue Kunsheng looked at the empty moonlight, stretched out his hand and squeezed his arm, is he really so weak?

**

It rained suddenly in Tangxi today, and there was not even a soul on the road. A Cong simply asked the helper to guard the shop, and went to the small kitchen of the yamen to make soup for the young master.

Some time ago, the winter melon in the greenhouse in Langya Township was ripe. He is currently stewing winter melon pork ribs soup on the stove, and he is also preparing to make some winter melon candy and put it in the store. kind.

"A Cong! Come out, A Cong! See what this is!"

Ah Cong ran out after hearing the words, and saw Pan Laotou walking quickly carrying a basket, with raindrops on his body: "What makes you so happy?"

"There is a cow in Fucheng that is lame and can't plow the land. I went there late, so I grabbed some beef with bones and tendons and came back. A Cong, do you know how to cook beef?"

"Beef, so much, it cost you a lot of money, right?"

Although Pan Xiaoan often complained that his salary was too low and he was being deducted, he actually had nothing to spend money on. He went to listen to operas and read story books, and he still had a little wealth: "It's not much money. I ate braised beef once before. , that taste is unique, Ah Cong, can you make it?"

Ah Cong rummaged through the beef in the remade basket, and found a piece of beef tendon: "I know how to cook, the young master bought beef in the capital before, he likes to eat it!"

"...A Cong, you really think about your young master in everything you do."

Hearing this, Ah Cong proudly puffed out his chest.

As soon as Cheng Jin woke up, he could smell the smell of meat all over the courtyard. He slept late last night and heard the sound of rain again this morning. He rarely slept late.Stretching and walking into the back kitchen: "What are you doing, it's so fragrant, I'm afraid it will attract all the gluttons in Tangxi?"

"Master, it's your favorite stewed beef, you can eat it tomorrow!"

Cheng Jin was unavoidably surprised. Tangxi hadn’t heard of a cow dying of old age recently: “Where did it come from? It doesn’t look like a cow dying of old age.”

In ancient times, cattle were the main force of farming, and there was always a law that they could not be slaughtered, so even high-ranking officials rarely ate beef.However, the quality of old yellow beef is rough, and noble people drink beef soup at most.

"Pan Laotou went to Fucheng to buy it early in the morning. He said he wanted to eat stewed beef. In addition to the whole piece, there were also some beef ribs that were leaning on the bone. The meat was all shaved, so he used it for stewing soup."

So today's lunch dish is really extraordinarily rich.

Stir-fried beef, stewed beef and radish soup, A Cong even baked beef patties, except for the stewed beef that has not yet arrived, almost all other things that can be made quickly are on the table, even the winter melon ribs soup next to it is overshadowed up.

"Master, eat more! This is delicious!"

After working as a boss for a few days, I have learned how to use serving chopsticks to pick up food for others. Seeing this, a cell boss said sourly: "Ah Cong, why don't you pick up this meat for me? It is clear that I have worked so hard to bring this meat back from Fucheng." back."

The county magistrate Cheng stepped on Maomao's foot, and then kindly picked up a piece of radish: "Come, I'll get you vegetables."

Then Pan Maomao received an envious look from A Cong.

Maomao: What's there to be jealous about? Who wants to eat carrots!My cat wants to eat meat!

"Come on, Ah Cong, eat more meat."

When Heishan came over, Maomao was already eating radishes with tears in his eyes, blah blah, beef-flavored radishes are actually quite delicious.

"Master, you're here. Did you ask anything last night? Come, let's have a bowl of beef soup first, which is something you can't usually eat." Cheng Jin found a clean soup bowl and handed it half full.

As soon as Heishan sat down, he was stuffed upright.He didn't refuse, and took a sip. It was indeed a good taste that he had never tasted before.

While drinking the soup, a new pot of beef patties was just out of the oven. It was the size of a palm. Cheng Jin had already eaten two, but he still felt that it was not enough. Crispy, the beef is mixed with oil and scallions, and the taste is really wonderful.

This is how you should eat on a rainy day.

After the meal, Cheng Jin sipped Xiaoshi tea, and was too lazy to deal with official duties. He leaned lazily in the gazebo and listened to the sound of the rain.

"The old frog agreed to break off the engagement."

Cheng Jin became interested, showing gossip in his eyes: "So happy?"

"It's not really a strong bone, but it's just because there are no big monsters near the Taohua River, so I pretend to be a big one." After Heishan finished speaking, he put down the sour and astringent Xiaoshi tea in his hand, and pushed it away with disgust, "Ben Zuo just pressed for a while, and he followed suit."

"That's it." After Cheng Jin finished speaking, he asked a little curiously, "Master, how did you force him to question him?"

Once upon a time, the autistic Heilulu caught the locust tree demon and failed to find anything after five days and five nights of interrogation. Now it is terrible, but after a few hours, he actually asked clearly?Is it that the old frog is too useless, or the old black deer is too honest?