I am the county magistrate in Liaozhai
Chapter 211 The Frog
Cheng Jin didn't hide his anger at all: "Master, what nonsense are you talking about! If he is crazy, are you crazy too! And do you think highly of me? If I have the ability to kill you, why am I still in the world? Little official, I have already pulled up the banner and stood on the top of the mountain!"
Heishan suddenly came back to his senses, only to realize that the suppressed evil spirit in his body suddenly rose up suddenly, causing him to rage and speak indiscriminately.
"Sorry, this seat is a little out of control."
Heishan rarely turned his head in embarrassment, unwilling to let Cheng Yi'an see him being corrupted by evil.
Seeing this, Cheng Jin naturally considerately did not force Hei Lulu. He now understands why Master hates Qing Heng so much. years, and because this calculation has never stopped until now.
The divine beast is where the bell spirit of heaven and earth resides, it would rather bend than bend, how could it endure such humiliation!
Fuck, the more I think about it, the more angry I get, 500 years ago, his master was still a deer cub, an old thing is so calculating, he has the ability to calculate adult beasts, so hot!
Cheng Jin drank three more cups of cold tea, the teapot on the table was empty, and he was still full of gas.
He is not an alcoholic, and he doesn't even have any addiction to alcohol, but he really wants to drink right now, not because he wants to get drunk, but because at this moment, only alcohol can keep him awake .
"Master, do you want to drink?"
Heishan frowned when he heard the words, thinking of the smell of alcohol piercing through his throat, he refused decisively: "No, you should go to bed early, isn't there going to be a Taoyuan party tomorrow?"
County Magistrate Cheng: ...This career ambition is actually greater than this official.
Although Cheng Jin's invitation to drink was flatly rejected by Hei Lulu, he still found a drinking buddy to drink with tonight.
"It's rare, it's rare, Mr. Cheng has such a good mood, drinking and having fun in the middle of the night?"
There are not many wines in the yamen, so the good wine I drank today was naturally served with chicken in Li Yong's small kitchen. After Cheng Jin took a sip, he felt a faint peach fragrance between his lips and teeth, but it had a lingering aftertaste and the smell of alcohol Tao Xiang was quickly overwhelmed: "What's the name of this wine?"
A few days ago, Li Yong gave up drinking in order to raise his hair. After recently relapsed, he drank day and night, as if he wanted to drink back what he hadn't drunk before. Now he is full of alcohol, just a demon, how much does he drink? You can't get drunk with wine: "This wine is called Peach Blossom Drunk. Peach Blossom will get drunk after drinking it. Isn't it very appropriate?"
Cheng Jin took another sip restrainedly, and said, "It really lives up to its name."
Li Yong was a little annoyed and said: "You are not a drinker at first glance. It's really boring to drink with someone like you. It's better to be intoxicated with that guy. You should at least drink this cup."
"No." He didn't drink well.
Li Yong suddenly opened his eyes wide, without any trace of drunkenness inside: "Master Cheng, have you...have never been drunk?"
Cheng Jin fell silent.
"It seems that I have hit the mark. If any of the talented people in the south of the Yangtze River is famous, which one can't drink? Mr. Cheng is a romantic, do you want to get drunk?"
Cheng Jin put down the wine glass, he just wanted to relieve the anger in his heart, not to add another worry: "Then have you ever been drunk?"
Li Yong was taken aback for a moment, and his smiling fox eyes stopped smiling instantly. When he was not smiling, he actually gave people a strong sense of alienation, just like now: "Yes."
"According to your uncertain tone, it means there is no more." Cheng Jin raised his eyebrows and raised the wine glass in his hand, "Since you have never been drunk before, why did you ask me to get drunk for this one?"
Li Yong picked up the jug, staggered out of the gazebo, and when he reached the courtyard, he turned around abruptly: "Master Cheng, it's easy for a man to get drunk, but it's hard for a demon to get drunk. Since you can be confused for a moment, why are you persistent?" How about waking up?"
Yeah, why?
Cheng Jin also asked himself in his heart, getting drunk is not a big deal, why not.
"Why don't you talk?" Li Yong had enough of staggering, and ran back to the gazebo to recline. He didn't sit properly, leaning against the porch pillar, as if he was drunk and about to sleep.
"I don't know what to say, so I just won't say it." Cheng Jin heard his own voice.
Li Yong closed his eyes and said, "You haven't answered my question yet."
...so aggressive?
Cheng Jin thought for a while and put down the Peach Blossom Drunk in his hand: "It's not that I'm obsessed with being sober, but I don't like escaping. Although escaping can ensure a moment of peace, it can't solve any problems."
He had been alone with no one to cling to, and if he chose to run away, the problems would only pile up.Instead of expecting capable others to help you free of charge, it is better to make yourself stronger. Even if you can't solve it, you have at least worked hard.
Besides, the wine wasn't good enough to get him carried away.
"Then what if running away can solve the problem?" Li Yong suddenly opened his eyes.
"That won't be the only way to solve the problem, and it won't even be the best way. As a person, I either don't do it, or I have to do my best."
Cheng Jin drank the rest of the wine in the glass, then stood up and went to the room.What Hei Lulu said was right, there is still business to be done tomorrow, instead of thinking about these things, it is better to think about how to kill Qingheng.
"Hey, how did you go? No more drinks?"
Cheng Jin didn't look back, and waved his hands heartlessly: "If you say you have a drink, you don't have to worry about it. The boat will go straight when it reaches the bridge."
Li Yong watched the people go away, and when he was the only monster left in the whole courtyard, he couldn't help but look up at the sky: "Will the boat be straight when it reaches the bridge? Not necessarily."
In his current state, even he himself can't say well.
Cheng Yi'an, Cheng Yi'an, Li Yong put the jug in his hand on the ground casually, he has no interest in drinking anymore.
However, at this moment, Cheng Jin killed a carbine:
"Li Yong, what are you anxious about?"
Li Yong turned his head, just in time to see the young man leaning on the corridor and yawning: "Why are you back again?"
"Are you afraid that I will be reincarnated in the next life, a bad one?" Just like Wang Bing.
Li Yong's mouth was also stiff, and he immediately retorted: "That's right, I was afraid that you would become a beast, and I will take you to practice in the next life."
"...Can you think of me?"
"If you think you are well, go back to sleep quickly. Be careful if you stay up too late, you will be bald at the age of 30."
Cheng Jin immediately felt a chill in his head: "Don't curse me! If I am really bald, I will settle accounts with you!"
After speaking, he found the jade pendant he had dropped, and left angrily.Hmph, originally he wanted to kindly tell the other party that he would not be reincarnated, now?Don't even think about it.
Li Yong: It seems that I missed a billion.jpg.
**
No matter where the peach blossoms in the south of the Yangtze River are planted, as long as they are planted in the spring breeze in the south of the Yangtze River, they are always beautiful.
What's more, this peach forest is carefully tended by Tao Zui, although there is no mystery, but walking in it, one can feel a sense of openness.
Spring is the time for outings in Japan. If it hadn’t been for the banning of all banquets and entertainment in the country a few days ago, the scholars and scholars all over the south of the Yangtze River would have been running around. Now that the new emperor has ascended the throne, the old calendar has finally turned. As the younger brother of a popular courtier, Cheng Jin is inevitable Also got some benefits.
Just like now, he held a poetry meeting in this remote village and sent invitations to the famous scholars and scholars who visited before. Although not all of them came, at least more than half of them came.
Early in the morning, he changed into a scholar's robe and went outside the town, leaving only a clerical ghost in the yamen.
Just as Tangxi was bustling with the festival, Heishan suddenly received a letter of help from Taohuajiang.
In the past, he went to the Taohua River area several times in order to investigate Liuxian and Qingheng, but it was a pity that he did not find any old demons left in the Hanjiang River, only found a family who believed in Liuxian in the past. The family got some news in a few words.
As a thank you for the news, he once left a piece of mana for others, and only said that if there is any difficulty, he can ask him for help once.
Montenegro did not expect this letter to come so quickly.
"Cheng Yi'an, I'm afraid I have to go to the Peach Blossom River."
Cheng Jin hurriedly dragged Yao to a secluded place: "What's the matter, something happened?"
Hei Shan handed over the letter in his hand and explained in a few words.
"The Frog God's married daughter? With forced marriage?" Cheng Jin quickly read the letter, his face full of doubts.
Heishan took the letter back and said: "You don't need to worry about this, Zuo is just a little frog demon, if he doesn't want to, I will catch him and come back to fill the pond for you."
... It doesn't have to be so.
Cheng Jin said embarrassingly: "This frog god, have you ever heard of the Taohuajiang area before? Since he is a demon, he must be at least five or six hundred years old if he dares to be a wild fairy." After all, that trash cat in the yamen, Both are over 500 years old.
Heishan's originally indifferent face instantly became serious: "I'll go and have a look."
After finishing speaking, he disappeared in place, showing the urgency.
Mao Mao is distributing poem sticks to people. The paper used for this poem stick was specially developed by Cheng Jin and Ying Qubing and Ying Shaoen. It is much harder than ordinary rice paper, and it won't disperse when it is stained with water. It is also for arty, Draw patterns such as peach blossoms and pear blossoms, and print Tangxi's signature at the bottom. As long as you leave an inscription, you can get a copy.If you can win the first prize, you can also customize your own poetry stickers according to your wishes.
"Huh? Why did you come back alone?"
"Children, don't inquire about things you shouldn't know. How is the poem signed?"
"Hmph, why don't you worry about leaving it to me." Maomao pointed to the place where scholars gathered in the distance, "But on the collection of elegant soaps made by that useless scholar Lu Jingxue, no one has done it for a long time. A decent piece of handmade soap, but the ones made by the bamboo spirit and the coquettish fox by cheating with mana, have already been snatched up."
"...Isn't that good? If everyone can succeed, they can do it at home. How can we make a profit in Tangxi?" Cheng County magistrate's small calculations were flying.
Pan Maomao immediately said sourly after hearing the words: "If you become a profiteer, you will definitely be rich in Jiangnan within ten years."
Cheng county magistrate knocked on a folding fan: "Little cat, are you looking down on me, Mr. Cheng, ten years? Will it take so long?"
Heishan suddenly came back to his senses, only to realize that the suppressed evil spirit in his body suddenly rose up suddenly, causing him to rage and speak indiscriminately.
"Sorry, this seat is a little out of control."
Heishan rarely turned his head in embarrassment, unwilling to let Cheng Yi'an see him being corrupted by evil.
Seeing this, Cheng Jin naturally considerately did not force Hei Lulu. He now understands why Master hates Qing Heng so much. years, and because this calculation has never stopped until now.
The divine beast is where the bell spirit of heaven and earth resides, it would rather bend than bend, how could it endure such humiliation!
Fuck, the more I think about it, the more angry I get, 500 years ago, his master was still a deer cub, an old thing is so calculating, he has the ability to calculate adult beasts, so hot!
Cheng Jin drank three more cups of cold tea, the teapot on the table was empty, and he was still full of gas.
He is not an alcoholic, and he doesn't even have any addiction to alcohol, but he really wants to drink right now, not because he wants to get drunk, but because at this moment, only alcohol can keep him awake .
"Master, do you want to drink?"
Heishan frowned when he heard the words, thinking of the smell of alcohol piercing through his throat, he refused decisively: "No, you should go to bed early, isn't there going to be a Taoyuan party tomorrow?"
County Magistrate Cheng: ...This career ambition is actually greater than this official.
Although Cheng Jin's invitation to drink was flatly rejected by Hei Lulu, he still found a drinking buddy to drink with tonight.
"It's rare, it's rare, Mr. Cheng has such a good mood, drinking and having fun in the middle of the night?"
There are not many wines in the yamen, so the good wine I drank today was naturally served with chicken in Li Yong's small kitchen. After Cheng Jin took a sip, he felt a faint peach fragrance between his lips and teeth, but it had a lingering aftertaste and the smell of alcohol Tao Xiang was quickly overwhelmed: "What's the name of this wine?"
A few days ago, Li Yong gave up drinking in order to raise his hair. After recently relapsed, he drank day and night, as if he wanted to drink back what he hadn't drunk before. Now he is full of alcohol, just a demon, how much does he drink? You can't get drunk with wine: "This wine is called Peach Blossom Drunk. Peach Blossom will get drunk after drinking it. Isn't it very appropriate?"
Cheng Jin took another sip restrainedly, and said, "It really lives up to its name."
Li Yong was a little annoyed and said: "You are not a drinker at first glance. It's really boring to drink with someone like you. It's better to be intoxicated with that guy. You should at least drink this cup."
"No." He didn't drink well.
Li Yong suddenly opened his eyes wide, without any trace of drunkenness inside: "Master Cheng, have you...have never been drunk?"
Cheng Jin fell silent.
"It seems that I have hit the mark. If any of the talented people in the south of the Yangtze River is famous, which one can't drink? Mr. Cheng is a romantic, do you want to get drunk?"
Cheng Jin put down the wine glass, he just wanted to relieve the anger in his heart, not to add another worry: "Then have you ever been drunk?"
Li Yong was taken aback for a moment, and his smiling fox eyes stopped smiling instantly. When he was not smiling, he actually gave people a strong sense of alienation, just like now: "Yes."
"According to your uncertain tone, it means there is no more." Cheng Jin raised his eyebrows and raised the wine glass in his hand, "Since you have never been drunk before, why did you ask me to get drunk for this one?"
Li Yong picked up the jug, staggered out of the gazebo, and when he reached the courtyard, he turned around abruptly: "Master Cheng, it's easy for a man to get drunk, but it's hard for a demon to get drunk. Since you can be confused for a moment, why are you persistent?" How about waking up?"
Yeah, why?
Cheng Jin also asked himself in his heart, getting drunk is not a big deal, why not.
"Why don't you talk?" Li Yong had enough of staggering, and ran back to the gazebo to recline. He didn't sit properly, leaning against the porch pillar, as if he was drunk and about to sleep.
"I don't know what to say, so I just won't say it." Cheng Jin heard his own voice.
Li Yong closed his eyes and said, "You haven't answered my question yet."
...so aggressive?
Cheng Jin thought for a while and put down the Peach Blossom Drunk in his hand: "It's not that I'm obsessed with being sober, but I don't like escaping. Although escaping can ensure a moment of peace, it can't solve any problems."
He had been alone with no one to cling to, and if he chose to run away, the problems would only pile up.Instead of expecting capable others to help you free of charge, it is better to make yourself stronger. Even if you can't solve it, you have at least worked hard.
Besides, the wine wasn't good enough to get him carried away.
"Then what if running away can solve the problem?" Li Yong suddenly opened his eyes.
"That won't be the only way to solve the problem, and it won't even be the best way. As a person, I either don't do it, or I have to do my best."
Cheng Jin drank the rest of the wine in the glass, then stood up and went to the room.What Hei Lulu said was right, there is still business to be done tomorrow, instead of thinking about these things, it is better to think about how to kill Qingheng.
"Hey, how did you go? No more drinks?"
Cheng Jin didn't look back, and waved his hands heartlessly: "If you say you have a drink, you don't have to worry about it. The boat will go straight when it reaches the bridge."
Li Yong watched the people go away, and when he was the only monster left in the whole courtyard, he couldn't help but look up at the sky: "Will the boat be straight when it reaches the bridge? Not necessarily."
In his current state, even he himself can't say well.
Cheng Yi'an, Cheng Yi'an, Li Yong put the jug in his hand on the ground casually, he has no interest in drinking anymore.
However, at this moment, Cheng Jin killed a carbine:
"Li Yong, what are you anxious about?"
Li Yong turned his head, just in time to see the young man leaning on the corridor and yawning: "Why are you back again?"
"Are you afraid that I will be reincarnated in the next life, a bad one?" Just like Wang Bing.
Li Yong's mouth was also stiff, and he immediately retorted: "That's right, I was afraid that you would become a beast, and I will take you to practice in the next life."
"...Can you think of me?"
"If you think you are well, go back to sleep quickly. Be careful if you stay up too late, you will be bald at the age of 30."
Cheng Jin immediately felt a chill in his head: "Don't curse me! If I am really bald, I will settle accounts with you!"
After speaking, he found the jade pendant he had dropped, and left angrily.Hmph, originally he wanted to kindly tell the other party that he would not be reincarnated, now?Don't even think about it.
Li Yong: It seems that I missed a billion.jpg.
**
No matter where the peach blossoms in the south of the Yangtze River are planted, as long as they are planted in the spring breeze in the south of the Yangtze River, they are always beautiful.
What's more, this peach forest is carefully tended by Tao Zui, although there is no mystery, but walking in it, one can feel a sense of openness.
Spring is the time for outings in Japan. If it hadn’t been for the banning of all banquets and entertainment in the country a few days ago, the scholars and scholars all over the south of the Yangtze River would have been running around. Now that the new emperor has ascended the throne, the old calendar has finally turned. As the younger brother of a popular courtier, Cheng Jin is inevitable Also got some benefits.
Just like now, he held a poetry meeting in this remote village and sent invitations to the famous scholars and scholars who visited before. Although not all of them came, at least more than half of them came.
Early in the morning, he changed into a scholar's robe and went outside the town, leaving only a clerical ghost in the yamen.
Just as Tangxi was bustling with the festival, Heishan suddenly received a letter of help from Taohuajiang.
In the past, he went to the Taohua River area several times in order to investigate Liuxian and Qingheng, but it was a pity that he did not find any old demons left in the Hanjiang River, only found a family who believed in Liuxian in the past. The family got some news in a few words.
As a thank you for the news, he once left a piece of mana for others, and only said that if there is any difficulty, he can ask him for help once.
Montenegro did not expect this letter to come so quickly.
"Cheng Yi'an, I'm afraid I have to go to the Peach Blossom River."
Cheng Jin hurriedly dragged Yao to a secluded place: "What's the matter, something happened?"
Hei Shan handed over the letter in his hand and explained in a few words.
"The Frog God's married daughter? With forced marriage?" Cheng Jin quickly read the letter, his face full of doubts.
Heishan took the letter back and said: "You don't need to worry about this, Zuo is just a little frog demon, if he doesn't want to, I will catch him and come back to fill the pond for you."
... It doesn't have to be so.
Cheng Jin said embarrassingly: "This frog god, have you ever heard of the Taohuajiang area before? Since he is a demon, he must be at least five or six hundred years old if he dares to be a wild fairy." After all, that trash cat in the yamen, Both are over 500 years old.
Heishan's originally indifferent face instantly became serious: "I'll go and have a look."
After finishing speaking, he disappeared in place, showing the urgency.
Mao Mao is distributing poem sticks to people. The paper used for this poem stick was specially developed by Cheng Jin and Ying Qubing and Ying Shaoen. It is much harder than ordinary rice paper, and it won't disperse when it is stained with water. It is also for arty, Draw patterns such as peach blossoms and pear blossoms, and print Tangxi's signature at the bottom. As long as you leave an inscription, you can get a copy.If you can win the first prize, you can also customize your own poetry stickers according to your wishes.
"Huh? Why did you come back alone?"
"Children, don't inquire about things you shouldn't know. How is the poem signed?"
"Hmph, why don't you worry about leaving it to me." Maomao pointed to the place where scholars gathered in the distance, "But on the collection of elegant soaps made by that useless scholar Lu Jingxue, no one has done it for a long time. A decent piece of handmade soap, but the ones made by the bamboo spirit and the coquettish fox by cheating with mana, have already been snatched up."
"...Isn't that good? If everyone can succeed, they can do it at home. How can we make a profit in Tangxi?" Cheng County magistrate's small calculations were flying.
Pan Maomao immediately said sourly after hearing the words: "If you become a profiteer, you will definitely be rich in Jiangnan within ten years."
Cheng county magistrate knocked on a folding fan: "Little cat, are you looking down on me, Mr. Cheng, ten years? Will it take so long?"
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