I am the county magistrate in Liaozhai
Chapter 137 Become naive and can't swear.
On the Lantern Festival, the weather is so beautiful, not only is it a good weather, but the temperature is also much warmer.
Cheng Jin took off his heavy jacket and changed into a flowing moon white gown. As for the county magistrate's gown, he has always been able to stop wearing it. After all, the green color is really not that good? Look.
I've been busy all morning. That's all I need to be a grassroots official? Is that not good? If you want to do something well, you have to do it yourself. Cheng County magistrates are used to arresting strong men. Today? This Lantern Festival Food Festival, the yamen doesn't care whether it's a man or a demon. He didn't even give up. If he wasn't afraid of ghosts to scare people, he would definitely take both Zhu Fengnian and Nie Xiaoqian with him.
As a representative of the Yamen's "good, lazy to work", Maomao, who was forced to work in a small running hall all morning, complained about this: "Good? Tired, why can't I collect money!"
"Okay? I want to watch the excitement, and I also want to guess lantern riddles."
"What are you playing over there? Does it feel good? Good? It looks like it's playing... Hey, Xi Niang, you? Look, that's the duck-haired man I told you about!" Mao Mao excitedly pointed to the alley not far away.
Today? It’s a festive season, the embroidery workshop is closed, and Xi Niang is born? Afraid that she will spend a lot of money if she goes to the streets with her little sister, so she goes to Tangxi with five taels of silver and pays back half of it first. Left and right have no money, so she stays Do me a little favor, by the way, gossip with Kitty Pan at eight o'clock? Little gossip.
When Xi Niang heard this, she turned her head to look, and saw a short man wrapped in sackcloth hiding in the shadow of the alley, and at the entrance of the alley, an old man was setting up a stall selling woven baskets.
"Hey, the basket seller is an old man whose things were stolen. Looking at Ma Liu's appearance, it seems that the duck feathers haven't faded yet, so he deserves it!" Mao Mao started clapping his hands and jumped up.
Yao likes to hear stories about evil that comes with evil. Of course, Xi Niang is no exception. Hearing this, she also raised her eyebrows and said, "Isn't this embarrassing the old man? It's hard to scold him for being such a villain?"
"That's right, you? Look at his secretive look, tsk tsk tsk!"
The two stood by the side of the stall and commented on the duck-feathered man, only A Cong was left to guard the stall conscientiously, and finally the honest Cong boss finally couldn't hold back and yelled: "Boss Pan, you? Don't come here again? , I will tell the young master you? Lazy!"
The cat staggered in fright, and almost fell to the ground.
"Come on, come on! Come here!"
Food festival, of course, don’t do time-consuming and labor-intensive food. The temple will make wonton noodles with ingots, and there will also be crab shells, yellow osmanthus cakes, sweet wine stuffed with rock candied haws, candied shells and peanuts. What he makes is different from the southern glutinous rice balls. The fillings are fried by himself, and he made them two days earlier.
If there is sweetness, there must be saltiness. It is not troublesome to cook Yuanxiao, so by the way, I set up a pot to sell fried skewers.
It is very simple to make fried skewers. You only need a pot of oil and a plate of delicious and rich sauce. Now the price of oil is high, and the production rate of oil crops is low, so unless you are a big family, there is no need. How dare a family make such a disaster.Ah Cong calculated the price based on the cost, and in order to make a name for the small local restaurant in the future, so the price was set quite close to the people.
Whether it is vegetarian or meat, with this sauce, it is really amazing. The children in the next street are crying without looking at it. You can taste something new for a few pennies, and there is an endless stream of people queuing.
Even Mr. Song and his wife praised the fried skewers.
"I didn't expect such delicious food to be found in this rural place."
Mr. Song hurriedly whispered: "Madam be careful, Tangxi didn't care about it before? Anyway, Mr. Cheng is doing big things this time. In the future, what will it be like?"
"Husband, you? That's right, oh yes, where is Jingxue?"
"He went to the Town God's Temple, probably to pray for a wish."
Lu Jingxue was indeed in the Town God's Temple, but he didn't come to ask for a wish, but was arrested by Cheng County Magistrate.Usually on days like this, he would not go to his sisters and brothers-in-law to join in the fun. Usually, he would hang out with friends, but this year? He is in Tangxi, and he doesn't know anyone else. Write letters for others for free at the charity booth at the entrance of the Town God's Temple.
Just like this, he is still disgusted by people who can't write, and his handwriting is ugly?Lu Jingxue was only 0.01 mm away from getting into the cracks in the soil, so he couldn't compare to this half-grown child who didn't give up? !
"Where is this ugly?"
The aunt who wanted to write a letter to her distant niece pointed to the intoxicated not far away and splashed ink: "You? Look at the young? Young? Just look at the posture? Look."
At this time, Buqi stretched his head and took a look. Seeing that the aunt was looking at Tao Fuzi, he whispered to Lu Jingxue, "You? The word "见信如门" is wrongly spelled, it is next to the word '日', not '口' Hurry up and add it, or it will smash Master Tao's signboard!
Lu Jingxue took a look, okay? Well, it was really wrong, and now the 0.01mm difference is gone.
The aunt had seen enough, and turned her head? Seeing that he was stunned, it was okay? She reminded her heartily, "Why don't you write?"
Lu Jingxue immediately got together to destroy the "criminal evidence", and ordered another piece of letter paper to say, "The ink dripped on it, Xiaosheng? Rewrite."
Lu Jingxue was doing well, the aunt didn't care about it, and turned her head to look at Reveling in a happy mood.
Buqi stood aside and said coldly: "You? What a waste."
"My family is rich, what do you want!" Lu Jingxue replied rudely.
It's great to be rich, if you don't give up and grind your ink angrily, sooner or later he will kick this person out of the study.He snorted twice angrily, poured a cup of tea and sent it to Master Tao.
Tao Zui was really thirsty right now, so he took it with a smile, not forgetting to touch the top of Buqi's head.
"Oh, my, did I come? It's not the right time. You are so kind and filial. It's really nice and enviable."
You don't even need to look up, you can tell that it's Li Yong when you are intoxicated: "You are not human, why are you envious."
"Tao Zai Zai, you? It wasn't like this in the past. Hey, this year, you are so unpredictable." Li Yong acted more vigorously.
Tao Zui couldn't help but touch his forehead: "You? Why are you here now? Brother Cheng still misses you this morning?"
"Really? I'm going to find Mr. Cheng right now? Okay? Talk..."
"However, Master is also here." Tao Zui finished speaking unhurriedly.
Li Yong immediately changed his words: "How can Master Cheng have you? It's important, hey, don't abandon you? Why are you still here? Don't look at me like this, how bad? Mean? Ah."
Turning around without giving up his anger, he was afraid that if he didn't leave again, his fist hit him directly.
Tao Fuzi is so good? A demon, why would he make friends with this dubious fox demon? !
Seeing Buqi leave, Tao Zui said: "You? Pay attention, Buqi is still a child, you? Will teach him badly."
"He's a divine beast, how can he be so easy to teach bad, and not you? Master Tao, as a model teacher, can't be badly taught." Having said that, how serious is Li Yong? "Just now I went to Xiao A From there, the fried chicken tenders are so good? Eat it, originally? I wanted to bring you a copy, but I accidentally finished it on the way, here, the vegetarian one is still there."
Tao Zui: ...Although I am indeed a vegetarian, I am not very happy about it.
But some food is good anyway, I gave some to Lu Jingxue and Buqi on the other side? Going over, Tao Zui finished writing a list, and took a short rest next to him.
"Master Cheng's temple fair is really well organized."
Tao Zui raised his eyes to look at Li Yong: "You? Look, you don't look like a demon who can talk like that."
"I've said it all. In two days, I should go to the town and buy a few more houses." Obviously, it's not unreasonable for Li Yong to be so rich.
The county magistrate of Cheng suddenly appeared mysteriously: "Mr. Li is so rich, why don't you invest in a store?"
"I don't think about it, it would take too much energy to open a shop." Li Yong said what is lacking in the young master? He has a generous appearance, "But if Mr. Cheng, you? Sincerely please..."
Cheng Jin immediately retorted: "Not sincere."
Li Yong: ...
Cheng Jin had been busy all day, and finally managed to maintain the order. The cost of lighting was too high after nightfall, so the temple fair will come to an end in a few hours.
So his posture is quite relaxed at the moment: "Oh, this is A Cong's handicraft, why is it only plain?"
Li Yong was silent again, but he looked very demonic, and quickly asked, "Where is Master?"
"He went back to the yamen beforehand." The fact is that Hei Lulu is weary of the world and doesn't want to see people, of course Cheng Jin didn't force himself to become a demon, "You? When did you start caring about Master?"
Li Yong decided to stand up and go to temple fairs to meet young ladies or something. Anyway, it was better than being bullied by someone for every word he said.
However, it is a pity that the beautiful young lady did not meet, but Yan Chixia who was patrolling the street.
"Daoist Yan, this is?"
Ma Liu also didn't want to come to the temple fair, but he couldn't help it. The duck feathers on his body grew longer day by day. He also tried to pluck the feathers, but it was too painful, and the place where the duck feathers were plucked would remain The duck's hole will grow back in a day, and it will grow faster. He endured and endured it at home, and couldn't help knocking on the old man's door.
But who knew that this old man actually came to the temple fair?
He hid aside and watched for a long time, and seeing that there was no one on the stall, he ran over and knelt down, almost begging with snot and tears, but... the old man still didn't scold him.
Of course, the old man didn't swear because he hated Ma Liu, but because he had been decent all his life and couldn't swear at all.
"Ma Liu, you? Find someone else, I don't know how to curse."
Ma Liu was already crying, with tears and snot in his nose, but covered by duck feathers, no one could see his sadness.
Li Yong had already finished listening to Ma Liu's story, and couldn't help but click his tongue in his heart, but said: "Interesting, really interesting, Lord Chenghuang is also a wonderful person."
Yan Chixia didn't comment on this, and it was impossible for him to go along with the fox demon and put a knife on his neck.
Ma Liu was still crying and begging: "Then I will teach you to swear, and you will swear at me back, okay?"
It's a new thing to scold people in the street, more and more people stop to watch the excitement, and Ma Liu opens his mouth to swear, but the old man can't swear in front of so many people.
"You? This... this... bastard..." The old man's face was flushed, and the last word was stuck in his throat.
Ma Liu was desperate, and finally bowed her head and burst into tears?
On the other side, magistrate Cheng also received news that would make some people desperate.
"Is this...really true?"
Nie Xiaoqian nodded: "It's absolutely true, the world is going to have a new emperor."
Is this going to change? Ah.
Cheng Jin took off his heavy jacket and changed into a flowing moon white gown. As for the county magistrate's gown, he has always been able to stop wearing it. After all, the green color is really not that good? Look.
I've been busy all morning. That's all I need to be a grassroots official? Is that not good? If you want to do something well, you have to do it yourself. Cheng County magistrates are used to arresting strong men. Today? This Lantern Festival Food Festival, the yamen doesn't care whether it's a man or a demon. He didn't even give up. If he wasn't afraid of ghosts to scare people, he would definitely take both Zhu Fengnian and Nie Xiaoqian with him.
As a representative of the Yamen's "good, lazy to work", Maomao, who was forced to work in a small running hall all morning, complained about this: "Good? Tired, why can't I collect money!"
"Okay? I want to watch the excitement, and I also want to guess lantern riddles."
"What are you playing over there? Does it feel good? Good? It looks like it's playing... Hey, Xi Niang, you? Look, that's the duck-haired man I told you about!" Mao Mao excitedly pointed to the alley not far away.
Today? It’s a festive season, the embroidery workshop is closed, and Xi Niang is born? Afraid that she will spend a lot of money if she goes to the streets with her little sister, so she goes to Tangxi with five taels of silver and pays back half of it first. Left and right have no money, so she stays Do me a little favor, by the way, gossip with Kitty Pan at eight o'clock? Little gossip.
When Xi Niang heard this, she turned her head to look, and saw a short man wrapped in sackcloth hiding in the shadow of the alley, and at the entrance of the alley, an old man was setting up a stall selling woven baskets.
"Hey, the basket seller is an old man whose things were stolen. Looking at Ma Liu's appearance, it seems that the duck feathers haven't faded yet, so he deserves it!" Mao Mao started clapping his hands and jumped up.
Yao likes to hear stories about evil that comes with evil. Of course, Xi Niang is no exception. Hearing this, she also raised her eyebrows and said, "Isn't this embarrassing the old man? It's hard to scold him for being such a villain?"
"That's right, you? Look at his secretive look, tsk tsk tsk!"
The two stood by the side of the stall and commented on the duck-feathered man, only A Cong was left to guard the stall conscientiously, and finally the honest Cong boss finally couldn't hold back and yelled: "Boss Pan, you? Don't come here again? , I will tell the young master you? Lazy!"
The cat staggered in fright, and almost fell to the ground.
"Come on, come on! Come here!"
Food festival, of course, don’t do time-consuming and labor-intensive food. The temple will make wonton noodles with ingots, and there will also be crab shells, yellow osmanthus cakes, sweet wine stuffed with rock candied haws, candied shells and peanuts. What he makes is different from the southern glutinous rice balls. The fillings are fried by himself, and he made them two days earlier.
If there is sweetness, there must be saltiness. It is not troublesome to cook Yuanxiao, so by the way, I set up a pot to sell fried skewers.
It is very simple to make fried skewers. You only need a pot of oil and a plate of delicious and rich sauce. Now the price of oil is high, and the production rate of oil crops is low, so unless you are a big family, there is no need. How dare a family make such a disaster.Ah Cong calculated the price based on the cost, and in order to make a name for the small local restaurant in the future, so the price was set quite close to the people.
Whether it is vegetarian or meat, with this sauce, it is really amazing. The children in the next street are crying without looking at it. You can taste something new for a few pennies, and there is an endless stream of people queuing.
Even Mr. Song and his wife praised the fried skewers.
"I didn't expect such delicious food to be found in this rural place."
Mr. Song hurriedly whispered: "Madam be careful, Tangxi didn't care about it before? Anyway, Mr. Cheng is doing big things this time. In the future, what will it be like?"
"Husband, you? That's right, oh yes, where is Jingxue?"
"He went to the Town God's Temple, probably to pray for a wish."
Lu Jingxue was indeed in the Town God's Temple, but he didn't come to ask for a wish, but was arrested by Cheng County Magistrate.Usually on days like this, he would not go to his sisters and brothers-in-law to join in the fun. Usually, he would hang out with friends, but this year? He is in Tangxi, and he doesn't know anyone else. Write letters for others for free at the charity booth at the entrance of the Town God's Temple.
Just like this, he is still disgusted by people who can't write, and his handwriting is ugly?Lu Jingxue was only 0.01 mm away from getting into the cracks in the soil, so he couldn't compare to this half-grown child who didn't give up? !
"Where is this ugly?"
The aunt who wanted to write a letter to her distant niece pointed to the intoxicated not far away and splashed ink: "You? Look at the young? Young? Just look at the posture? Look."
At this time, Buqi stretched his head and took a look. Seeing that the aunt was looking at Tao Fuzi, he whispered to Lu Jingxue, "You? The word "见信如门" is wrongly spelled, it is next to the word '日', not '口' Hurry up and add it, or it will smash Master Tao's signboard!
Lu Jingxue took a look, okay? Well, it was really wrong, and now the 0.01mm difference is gone.
The aunt had seen enough, and turned her head? Seeing that he was stunned, it was okay? She reminded her heartily, "Why don't you write?"
Lu Jingxue immediately got together to destroy the "criminal evidence", and ordered another piece of letter paper to say, "The ink dripped on it, Xiaosheng? Rewrite."
Lu Jingxue was doing well, the aunt didn't care about it, and turned her head to look at Reveling in a happy mood.
Buqi stood aside and said coldly: "You? What a waste."
"My family is rich, what do you want!" Lu Jingxue replied rudely.
It's great to be rich, if you don't give up and grind your ink angrily, sooner or later he will kick this person out of the study.He snorted twice angrily, poured a cup of tea and sent it to Master Tao.
Tao Zui was really thirsty right now, so he took it with a smile, not forgetting to touch the top of Buqi's head.
"Oh, my, did I come? It's not the right time. You are so kind and filial. It's really nice and enviable."
You don't even need to look up, you can tell that it's Li Yong when you are intoxicated: "You are not human, why are you envious."
"Tao Zai Zai, you? It wasn't like this in the past. Hey, this year, you are so unpredictable." Li Yong acted more vigorously.
Tao Zui couldn't help but touch his forehead: "You? Why are you here now? Brother Cheng still misses you this morning?"
"Really? I'm going to find Mr. Cheng right now? Okay? Talk..."
"However, Master is also here." Tao Zui finished speaking unhurriedly.
Li Yong immediately changed his words: "How can Master Cheng have you? It's important, hey, don't abandon you? Why are you still here? Don't look at me like this, how bad? Mean? Ah."
Turning around without giving up his anger, he was afraid that if he didn't leave again, his fist hit him directly.
Tao Fuzi is so good? A demon, why would he make friends with this dubious fox demon? !
Seeing Buqi leave, Tao Zui said: "You? Pay attention, Buqi is still a child, you? Will teach him badly."
"He's a divine beast, how can he be so easy to teach bad, and not you? Master Tao, as a model teacher, can't be badly taught." Having said that, how serious is Li Yong? "Just now I went to Xiao A From there, the fried chicken tenders are so good? Eat it, originally? I wanted to bring you a copy, but I accidentally finished it on the way, here, the vegetarian one is still there."
Tao Zui: ...Although I am indeed a vegetarian, I am not very happy about it.
But some food is good anyway, I gave some to Lu Jingxue and Buqi on the other side? Going over, Tao Zui finished writing a list, and took a short rest next to him.
"Master Cheng's temple fair is really well organized."
Tao Zui raised his eyes to look at Li Yong: "You? Look, you don't look like a demon who can talk like that."
"I've said it all. In two days, I should go to the town and buy a few more houses." Obviously, it's not unreasonable for Li Yong to be so rich.
The county magistrate of Cheng suddenly appeared mysteriously: "Mr. Li is so rich, why don't you invest in a store?"
"I don't think about it, it would take too much energy to open a shop." Li Yong said what is lacking in the young master? He has a generous appearance, "But if Mr. Cheng, you? Sincerely please..."
Cheng Jin immediately retorted: "Not sincere."
Li Yong: ...
Cheng Jin had been busy all day, and finally managed to maintain the order. The cost of lighting was too high after nightfall, so the temple fair will come to an end in a few hours.
So his posture is quite relaxed at the moment: "Oh, this is A Cong's handicraft, why is it only plain?"
Li Yong was silent again, but he looked very demonic, and quickly asked, "Where is Master?"
"He went back to the yamen beforehand." The fact is that Hei Lulu is weary of the world and doesn't want to see people, of course Cheng Jin didn't force himself to become a demon, "You? When did you start caring about Master?"
Li Yong decided to stand up and go to temple fairs to meet young ladies or something. Anyway, it was better than being bullied by someone for every word he said.
However, it is a pity that the beautiful young lady did not meet, but Yan Chixia who was patrolling the street.
"Daoist Yan, this is?"
Ma Liu also didn't want to come to the temple fair, but he couldn't help it. The duck feathers on his body grew longer day by day. He also tried to pluck the feathers, but it was too painful, and the place where the duck feathers were plucked would remain The duck's hole will grow back in a day, and it will grow faster. He endured and endured it at home, and couldn't help knocking on the old man's door.
But who knew that this old man actually came to the temple fair?
He hid aside and watched for a long time, and seeing that there was no one on the stall, he ran over and knelt down, almost begging with snot and tears, but... the old man still didn't scold him.
Of course, the old man didn't swear because he hated Ma Liu, but because he had been decent all his life and couldn't swear at all.
"Ma Liu, you? Find someone else, I don't know how to curse."
Ma Liu was already crying, with tears and snot in his nose, but covered by duck feathers, no one could see his sadness.
Li Yong had already finished listening to Ma Liu's story, and couldn't help but click his tongue in his heart, but said: "Interesting, really interesting, Lord Chenghuang is also a wonderful person."
Yan Chixia didn't comment on this, and it was impossible for him to go along with the fox demon and put a knife on his neck.
Ma Liu was still crying and begging: "Then I will teach you to swear, and you will swear at me back, okay?"
It's a new thing to scold people in the street, more and more people stop to watch the excitement, and Ma Liu opens his mouth to swear, but the old man can't swear in front of so many people.
"You? This... this... bastard..." The old man's face was flushed, and the last word was stuck in his throat.
Ma Liu was desperate, and finally bowed her head and burst into tears?
On the other side, magistrate Cheng also received news that would make some people desperate.
"Is this...really true?"
Nie Xiaoqian nodded: "It's absolutely true, the world is going to have a new emperor."
Is this going to change? Ah.
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