Uncle Lin

Lin Kai finally howled enough, and fell silent on Luo Bai's shoulder.

Luo Bai froze and threw him onto the sofa seat with a stinky face.

As a result, because he was stiff for too long, his feet became numb and he couldn't control them. When he got up, he was caught by Lin Kai's legs, and his center of gravity was unstable and he fell forward.

"Sir, be careful." At the critical moment, the waiter who had seen enough drama gave him a hand, so that he would not continue to lose face - it was Luo Bai's subjective judgment that he had seen enough drama.

"Pay the bill!" He stabilized his figure, shook off the waiter's hand, and said two words fiercely and simply.What is it called?You don't lose if you lose, understand? !

The waiter cleared his throat and said, "It's like this, sir, please go to our manager's office... You see, your friend caused the loss of our shop..."

Luo Bai followed the waiter's hand and almost collapsed!

There were glass shards everywhere, and the wine bottles and glasses on the table disappeared, leaving only half of the bottom of the bottle crooked there.On the sofa seat and the wall, there are many irregular abstract paintings that seem to be stained by liquid...

Suddenly, I recalled the scene of Lin Kai waving his arms vigorously just now...

Depend on!Uncle Lin, what the hell are you doing tonight? !

No... What the hell is this old man doing? !

……

Link Kai was awakened by a surging sensation in his chest and abdomen.

He opened his eyes in a daze, feeling uncomfortable as if being burned all over his body, and his breathing was not smooth, as if half of his throat had been pinched out.

He got up and staggered out.

When he walked to the bar, his body suddenly slanted, and he fell on an object. After struggling for a long time, he couldn't stand up again.Then the object pushed out, and he stood up and continued walking out.

Then he was stopped by an arm.

"What? Don't you know how to apologize when you hit someone?" Jian Lingfeng narrowed his eyes and said.Being bumped and choked while drinking, no one would be happy.

Lin Kai giggled twice, waved his hand away, hiccupped and said, "Okay...good dogs don't get in the way..."

"What did you say?" The voice was dangerous as the arm was grabbed hard.

It's a pity that Lin Kai didn't realize the danger at all. He frowned and looked at the place where he was caught, and suddenly realized that he pointed to the hand, "Hey...you...you are not a good dog!"

"You!" Jian Lingfeng was blown out of anger, and with a strong hand, he pulled the person in front of him, as if he was holding a chicken.

Lin Kai was neither fat nor thin, nor long nor short, with a standard figure. Unfortunately, his whole body was slack and his head drooped. In front of the tall Jian Lingfeng, he looked like a chick.

"Forget it, Ling Feng. What do you care about with a drunk man? Look at him, his face is full of tears and snot, it's pitiful."

Indeed, Lin Kai's face and neck were covered with unidentified liquid, the dry marks intertwined with the wet stickiness, making one feel a chill...Jian Lingfeng couldn't help letting go of his hands in disgust.

"Tsk tsk, he has just been abandoned and lost the love of his life, you should be more tolerant to him... People who lose their love are privileged. Maybe this is his only time to vent." The bartender shook his head , Thick eyelashes cast mysterious shadows under the light.

"When will you stop promoting these disgusting arguments?" His mood was affected, and Jian Lingfeng spoke unceremoniously.

"No, how is this a disgusting argument? If I can experience the taste of true love, let alone drunk, I am willing to die."

"...I think you will die in your dream first."

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Lin Kai, who was freed, stumbled and staggered, and went out the door without any danger.

After being blown by the cold wind, the stuffy feeling seems to be much less, and finally the neck is no longer uncomfortable like being pinched by someone.

His stomach was churning violently, something was about to burst out... Lin Kai casually hitched onto the front of a car by the road, bent over and vomited wildly.After a round of vomiting, my nose was full of sour smell, my throat was choked, and I continued to vomit...until there was nothing to vomit.

A good car has been messed up.

After Lin Kai vomited, his eyes were no longer so blurred. After blinking twice, the luxury car in front of him gradually became clear.

"Hey... so it's you..." He let out an inexplicable laugh, and slapped the front of the car vigorously, regardless of the sour smell on his hands.

He had seen this car not long ago.

At that time, just after dinner, the latest BMW limited-edition models were introduced on TV. He took a second look. When his wife passed by, he said, "What is there to see? An honest uncle like you has the opportunity to touch it in this life. It's not bad..." Then she sighed while folding the clothes, "Your friends called you uncle, you are really right... Do things invariably, without any drive, brain is not flexible, and you don't know if you are cheated... Even If something happens, it can be regarded as self-inflicted..."

The picture on the TV screen has changed to a shampoo commercial, and the wife's voice continues.

"So for a person like you, let alone a limited-edition famous car, even an ordinary domestic car is not easy..."

"Bang bang bang"... Lin Kai patted the limited-edition famous car in front of him alternately with both hands, excited like a child who suddenly got a new toy, "I have touched it... I have touched it..." Then he made a fierce expression, "I Kill you...kill you..."

"Who says I'm an uncle? No... I'm an uncle, I'm Lin Dashu... Hehe... Uncle... Uncle..." He was incoherent.

The title uncle has become a part of his life.

In the past, he really didn't care if others called him uncle.He felt that, whether it was a friend or a colleague, calling him that way showed the closeness of the relationship... In life, there are too many people with nicknames.Besides, he himself admits that life is relatively formulaic, and he is not interested in the activities of young people nowadays, and they are not wrong...

But he likes this kind of life, stable and plain, what's wrong with it?Wife and children will also feel at ease... Didn't the results of some survey show that a large proportion of women think that an honest and reliable husband is the most suitable for living?

The problem is that what my wife said that day clearly revealed her dissatisfaction with his "uncle".She looked down on him, his wife looked down on him... for this reason, she gave him a cuckold, and made him raise a cheap son for a few years...

"I'm not an uncle... I won't be an uncle anymore! I won't be an uncle anymore!" Lin Kai's drunkenness gave him an outlet to vent his resentment.

Some drunk people are irrational.Lin Kai has never been drunk before, no one can predict what he will do when he is drunk, and of course Luo Bai can't, otherwise, he wouldn't leave Lin Kai alone on the sofa...

On weekdays, he is honest and honest, but when he is drunk, he turns evil to the gall!

Lin Kai vented all his grievances on this famous car that he would never be able to afford a corner in his entire life.

I saw him looking around furtively, but didn't see anyone, and a strange smile appeared on his dirty face... Then, he pulled down his trousers, and took out a certain bag from the car. This organ starts the most primitive and smoothest excretion!

"Make you look down on me... make you look down on me... hmph..."

"What are you doing?!" Just as he was feeling comfortable, suddenly, a gloomy voice sounded like a ghost, which made him tremble with fright, and he choked back half of the unfinished pee!

Then he was punched hard on the chin and knocked to the ground!

It's not very painful, but I can't speak.Lin Kai struggled weakly and became dizzy so badly that he smashed the jar and collapsed on the ground.

Jian Lingfeng's face was ashen.

The front of the car was full of sporadic filth, some liquid dripped down the smooth paint surface to the ground, and a disgusting strange smell came out... Turn your eyes to the man lying there dying, Jian Lingfeng I just felt my blood surge up, and I lifted my foot and kicked at the rotten meat on the ground!

"Wait... Keep people at your feet! Keep people at your feet!"

That foot didn't stop at all, it kicked firmly on the buttocks, causing a muffled grunt.

Jian Lingfeng thought to himself that he had extraordinary self-control. In the business field, in shareholders' meetings, he had already mastered the kung fu of not showing emotions and anger, but tonight he was really angry.This lump of rotten meat, holding the thing below it upwards, spills urine happily like running water for washing the car!If the car is ruined like this, isn't it the same as urinating on your own head? !

"Hey! Are you going too far? Didn't you hear someone screaming?" Luo Bai ran over panting, and he was suffocating because of the unsatisfactory night. He opened his mouth and cursed, "Damn! Don't you just dirty your car? You need to punch and kick people? Believe it or not, I will sue you for intentional injury?! You look like a dog. If you shoot someone who has no resistance, are you a fucking man? ?”

Taking a breath, he knelt down to check Lin Kai's situation, and saw that he was curled up into a ball, his body was in a mess, his trousers were open, and that thing stuck out a limp head... He was muttering something, the corners of his eyes were closed There are also tears oozing...the appearance is pitiful and exasperating.Luo Bai was even more angry, raised his head and opened his mouth to continue cursing, "You didn't fucking see him..." He shivered suddenly.

I saw the man's stern face expressionless, looking at him gloomyly, his whole body exuded a breathtaking chill, which made his heart go cold, and the words he hadn't finished cursing were forced back into his stomach.

Cursing himself for being spineless in his heart, Luo Bai continued the words stiffly, "He drank too much, I don't know what he did... I will be responsible for cleaning your car..." This man's aura is too scary... …God, who's going to help him get his tongue back to normal?

Fortunately, the other party finally averted his eyes mercifully, took out his mobile phone, "Old Yang, come and pick me up by car."

"Send the car back here the day after tomorrow." Coldly leaving this sentence, Jian Lingfeng walked into the bar again.

Luo Bai breathed a sigh of relief.His grandma's looks about the same age, how did he strengthen himself so much in momentum?If he was stared at longer, he had no doubt that he would freeze into a popsicle...

Looking from the messy front of the car to the sloppy Lin Kai, Luo Bai howled...

"Who am I provoking? Uncle! I think you should change your name to Ancestor!"