There is always only one truth

Losing control of his face, he rubbed his face and looked at Sasuke unhappily.

"What's your last name?" Sasuke felt it necessary to ask.The romantic debt of the fourth generation... Maybe it's a good way to blackmail Konoha.

"I don't have a surname. I was an orphan since I was a child." Deidara waved his hand impatiently and said, "Do you want to see my art?"

Heh, although it is unclear whether this person is related to Naruto by blood, their personalities are really similar.Maybe being supercilious and obsessive is a common problem of artists?

Deidara still wants to forcefully sell his bombs, but since Sasuke met Naruto, he feels that no art can be seen anymore. Naruto has surpassed human aesthetics for several centuries...

Sasuke glanced at the other party, seemingly unintentionally said: "Senior Kakuzu, get up soon."

Didara's face changed, but he still insisted: "Then, what's the matter with me? That's right, um!"

"Oh~ so you didn't get up so early to avoid the claims of Kakuzu-senpai?" Sasuke shrugged nonchalantly, then turned around and said, "Then I'll tell him that the venue here needs to be repaired, you shouldn't stop me Bar?"

"Hey, wait!" Didara said anxiously.Apart from Uchiha Itachi, what he hates the most is Kakuzu, who is always obsessed with money issues, especially to him.If Kakuzu also has that damn sharingan, the pattern in the pupil must be "$", eh!

"I knew it." Sasuke stopped in his tracks, turned his head sideways, and smiled relaxedly, "The mantra of 'hmm' like you just now is actually a psychological hint imposed on yourself because you are not sure what you said, so I listened to it. I know that you don't want to wake up Kakuzu-senpai at all. Another piece of advice, my brother will have a bad temper if he wakes you up in the morning. If he summons Kisame to "press the bed" on you in the middle of the night, you asked for it " Sasuke waved his hand casually, and went back to regain his sleep.

Sure enough, that self-confident look is shining so annoyingly!Deidara angrily gestured to Sasuke's back to throw a bomb.

Akatsuki's members often go out and rarely stay at the base at the same time.Even so, Sasuke collected a lot of information based on subtle observations.

The first is the man named Jiaodu.Before reaching the Land of Rain, Sasuke asked Itachi who held the financial power.The economic base determines the superstructure, who is in charge of money is basically half a BOSS, and can make a few S-rank traitors pay money obediently, this person is definitely not easy.Sasuke is doing pretty well so far, and Kakudo was quite kind when he saw him, although the look in his eyes was no different from looking at his own small treasury.Speaking of this, I have to thank Didara for being a negative example.

In order to improve Itachi's quality of life, Sasuke meditated for a long time, listed a series of earthquake-proof and sound-proof building materials, and then proposed a procurement plan to Kadotsu.Then he used the principles of architectural mechanics and relied on more than ten years of experience in an island country with frequent earthquakes to direct the construction and strengthen the base.Kakuta briskly calculated the saved maintenance costs, and then flicked his fingers to give Sasuke a discount card, promising that if Sasuke lost his limb in the future, he could get a replacement limb at the lowest discount.This is a windfall.Sasuke once witnessed Kakuzu using the black thread released from the body to connect the body of another member. The connected body will not be rejected, except that the black thread will be more like Franken, and the physical performance after the injury is even better. better than previous ones.

As for the regular customer who was patched up - Hidan, Sasuke was completely out of ideas.Kakudo never administered anesthesia during surgery, so Hidan would scream every time he was patched.The first time, Sasuke expressed deep sympathy; the second time, Sasuke expressed cordial condolences.However, there will be a third or fourth time... Even though Jiaodu has raised the price to more than ten times the standard price, Fei Duan still enjoys it.If things go on like this, Sasuke's nerve that manages "sympathy" has been paralyzed, and even when Didala yelled "It deserves it", Sasuke can still point out which acupoints are numb acupoints and which are numb acupoints. laugh hole.Because, in the face of a masochist, the emotion of "sympathy" is completely ruined!

Hiduan's favorite entertainment is to stab himself with a knife and then giggle like he's on drugs.At this time, Sasuke couldn't help the black line: Hanging the beam and stabbing the buttocks can refresh his mind, but this one is too hard, isn't he afraid of bleeding to death?It was later that Sasuke learned that Hidan's physique was very special, even if his body was broken into pieces, he would not die.At first, Sasuke thought it was strange that Hidan basically had no special abilities other than nagging, and he had no idea what Payne was doing to keep him. Of course, if Payne wanted to reminisce about his mother's nagging, then he didn't say anything.After knowing Hiduan's special physique, Sasuke was silent: Will this disgusting life never make it to the top?Payne, how much do you like masochistic.

Kisame has known him for a long time, and his aggressiveness was also deduced by Sasuke at the beginning.It's just that Kisame seems to be particularly concerned about Sasuke, and he comes to challenge every now and then, but itachi basically resolves them.Sasuke was amazed by Itachi's powerful control over Kisame: Is he out? When did the biological chain evolve to the point where weasels can restrain sharks?

Jue, another elusive guy, looks a lot like an aloe vera, often breaks out of the ground, half black and half white, heh, I don't know how Naruto will feel when he sees such a symmetrical person.Sasuke once curiously wanted to ask if he could carry out photosynthesis, but Itachi responded by flashing Sharingan when he proposed this scientific research project, so he hasn't asked yet.

Xiao Nan, the only woman in the organization, is quiet and peaceful, always standing a few steps away from Payne, and the first to come out to support Payne after every decision he makes.But she was different from those villagers who worshiped blindly. After observing, Sasuke understood that what Xiaonan had for Payne should be admiration, and it was not simply liking the other's appearance or strength, but liking enough to accept the other's Everything, be it ambition or character, right or wrong.Alas, but in Xiaoli, there are guys with seriously unbalanced EQ and IQ. Payne may see Xiaonan's inner use value, but he can't see her heart that has already been sold.

For Scorpion, Sasuke had no interest at all, at best he was just a masked uncle with a weird temper.These days, it's nothing to cover your face, but it's rare to not cover your face.But when Scorpion came out from the hidden puppet, Sasuke could no longer treat him purely as a passerby.Every time he passed by Scorpio, Sasuke couldn't help turning his head back, using Sharingan as an X-ray to see the structure of Scorpion.The recovery ability of the flying segment is very strange, but when it is considered that earthworms and octopuses have similar abilities in nature, it is not surprising.The lower the organism, the stronger the resilience, which also explains the low IQ of the single cell of Fei Duan.But Scorpion is different, his whole body is made up of puppets, only his heart is made of flesh and blood, how on earth does he only rely on his heart to sustain his life?Leaving aside the question of how the heart is preserved and how it is connected to the puppet's body, how does the scorpion maintain a higher thinking ability than Fei Duan without a brain?Compared with the scorpion, what is Jiaodu's multiple heart and excellent plant structure, they are completely eclipsed.

Sasuke thought about it for a long time, and finally couldn't help it anymore on this day, squatting down and asked Scorpion who was overhauling the scarlet amber: "Senior, can you lend me your head to study it?"

Scorpion turned to look at Sasuke, with a bad tone: "Little devil, you are bullying me so I can't protest with blue veins on my forehead, right? Since it is someone else's weapon, you should talk less and do more. Go find your Itachi!"

After finishing speaking, Fei Liuhu's tail swept over. When Sasuke estimated that the angle was about to dodge, he was suddenly pushed down by an external force. Before he had time to struggle, something pressed against his back.

"Ahh, junior Sasuke, be careful, Ah Fei is here to save you!!" Ah Fei's fussy voice rang in Sasuke's ears, causing his eardrums to hurt for a while.

"A Fei...I'm dying..." Sasuke groaned with difficulty, the air in his lungs became less with every word he said.God, why is this Ah Fei so heavy?Does he harbor gold nuggets from Jiaodu?

"Ah, junior, why are you sitting on the ground?" Ah Fei asked belatedly, rubbing the back of his head.

"I want to know too..." Sasuke was still struggling with his lung capacity.

"Ah, junior Sasuke is dying? Woohoo, Ah Fei went to find Senior Itachi to give you artificial respiration, just wait!" After speaking, he finally stood up, before Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief, Ah Fei brought the power of thunder again Sasuke fell back from sitting down, his eyes blurred, and he took a painful breath.But Ah Fei still said to himself unhurriedly: "Ah, the shoelaces are untied, this is not good~" After the shoelaces were tied, he ran away in a hurry. At this time, Sasuke had almost reported to Pluto .Oh, no, if he kills his life casually, Itachi will definitely be angry, maybe he won't offer tomatoes to himself!

For Tomato, Sasuke reluctantly got up, and when he looked up, he found Payne looking at him with a dark face.Sasuke looked at the black stick left on the ground, suddenly.He said why Ah Fei was so heavy. It turned out that he had steel pipes tied to his body. It seemed that the stick belonged to Payne.It's just that what does A Fei want these for?Do you practice pole dancing?

In short, none of Akari is a normal person, Sasuke made a conclusion.I don't know if it is because they are abnormal that they can become strong, or because strong people are not normal?Anyway, the most abnormal thing here is Payne, who has taken in such a bunch of weird people: some who know how to transplant organs (Scorpion), and some who are skilled in surgery (Kakuto)