Slow Cooker Mermaid

Yu Wei climbed out of the pool in a daze, looked at the pile of things that were so destroyed that they couldn't see the prototype, and then looked at Yanidis with very innocent eyes.

"I didn't do it on purpose, how do I know he thinks I'm drowning just by ignoring him."

Yu Wei secretly counted on his fingers, and found that this was already the No. 16 item damaged by him.This smart watch has also been updated three times, but I believe that a new one will be delivered soon.But he really didn't understand why the things were so easily broken in his hands, obviously those things were said to be very strong and durable.And the intelligence is extremely high, why do you all become idiots when you come to him?Like this time, just because he stayed in the water for a little longer and then ignored the smart watch, does he need to explode himself to protest?

"It's okay. It's because of a problem with his own system. It burned out because of a problem with its operation. It seems that there are still loopholes in this thing. I will tell them the shortcomings and let them improve." Yanidis stood up straight and tried his best. Turning his eyes away from staring at Yu Wei, "Be careful of catching a cold, change your clothes quickly, and then come out to prepare for dinner."

"Oh, good." Yu Wei pinched the wet fishtail suit on her body. The material of this kind of clothes will not stick to the body when it gets wet, but it is a bit transparent after wearing water.

"What's for dinner? Oh, I'm not hungry..." Yu Wei doesn't want to study whether the product is not in place or he is destructive, because he is indeed a little hungry.But during this period of time, after eating and sleeping, I have grown a small belly.Tears, the originally slender and beautiful fishtail of the lower body is a bit out of shape, it seems that I need to lose weight...

"Tonight there are only grilled meat and fresh shredded bamboo shoots. There will be guests coming tomorrow, so it will be more generous."

"Barbecue..." Drooling... His favorite food, although the current meat is not pork or beef, but it is also delicious.

"Then I'll go first."

"Well, I'll be right there." Yu Wei hopped into the bedroom with his fish tail, watching Yanidis's heart startled, what if he fell down?He must be prohibited from doing this kind of behavior in the future...

"Tomorrow, your first son will come to see you." During the meal, Yanidis informed Yu Wei of the visitor.

"Son? Is it Nissan? The first son, do you have many sons? Doesn't it mean that it is difficult to have children now? Why do you have so many?" Yu Wei was stunned by a thunderbolt. Uncomfortable, Yu Wei attributes this discomfort to the fact that she doesn't want to be a stepmother.

"...It's not that Nissan is Van der McGee, and Van der McGee is your child. Haven't you read your 200-year resume during this period of time?"

"I read it..." Yu Wei felt a little guilty. The research center gave him a big bag about his life. He looked at it but didn't finish it.I only looked at the first dozen or so photos, all of which are data from one set of experiments in progress.It is recorded that he was a relatively rare successful person among the first batch of experimenters, and he was a very special existence.

He is special, and Yu Wei himself knows it. After all, others wake up after being reformed, and he has been asleep for more than 200 years.There is also the recording process that was transformed bit by bit during the transformation process. Yu Wei didn't think it was necessary to read the things that already knew the results. In addition, he wanted to sleep after seeing this, so he didn't read the big stack behind.

"Vandel can be regarded as my first teacher. He is 66 years old this year, and his body has begun to degenerate. Various statistics show that he has only one month to live. He applied to visit you, and I agreed. I think...you may also I won't object..." At this time, Yanidis felt that this matter should be consulted with Yu Wei in advance, instead of making arbitrarily decided because he didn't want to disappoint his teacher before he was reborn.

"66 years old... There is still one month to live. Could it be that life can be predicted now?" Yu Wei was surprised and speechless.For the sudden possession of a 66-year-old son, what is even more surprising is that the time of death can be accurately measured now. This life is too scary...

"No, it can't. But at the end of life, when the internal organs of the body begin to age, the instrument can detect how long the internal functions of the body can still be maintained."

"Ah! You just said that... what is the name of Vandel is my first son? Do I have several? When did I have them? Why do I not know at all?"

"Well, yes. Besides Vandel, you also have two sons, a mermaid's daughter. These children are all living well."

"How is it possible?" Yu Wei is no longer the ignorant person who just woke up.Although the genetically modified mermaid has fertility, but due to the low fertility of human beings, they can have at most two children with the mermaid, and it is absolutely impossible for the mermaid to get pregnant for the third time.Could it be that he had had more than one partner?

Although because of the different lifespans of mermaids and hard people, the mermaid will be received by other hard people who are behind the hard man.But he clearly came out of the research center just now...

"You are the miracle of the research center." Yanidis said solemnly.

Afterwards, Yanidis told him to take a good look at the big bag that the research center gave him, and then went out.Said to go out to pick up that Vandel.

So on the next day, Yu Wei immersed himself in reading (finding) the part of the big bag that related to the child he had given birth to.

After skimming through more than 300 pages of previous genetic modification reports, I finally saw the relevant part.

The time was 66 years ago, and he was naturally still awake.But the research center found that his body was awake.Because he was sleeping in the nutrient solution, he emitted very strong estrogen. After too much equipment inspection, the research center found that healthy eggs were excreted from Yu Wei's body.With the intention of giving it a try, the research center selected the sperm left over from the sperm bank for artificial insemination.

The result is naturally successful, and that child is the 66-year-old Vandel.The next few children had similar experiences. The only difference was that except Vandel’s father, who was a soldier who died long ago, the fathers of the other children were all outstanding generals, and they were all still alive when the artificial insemination was carried out. , there is still one alive.

Yu Wei looked at the information carefully, and found that there were more than 100 candidates waiting to be matched with his mature eggs.The first one was Yanidis, and the second one was the Nissan who was only ten years old this year and tried to snatch him at the door of the incubation center.

After looking at the information, I found out that Nisan was only the son of Yanidis in name. Nisan’s father was an outstanding general who had successfully wiped out the Martian creatures that attempted to invade the earth many times. After his death, he was entrusted to Yanidis to take care of him. ...

Nisan will have such a priority, which naturally takes advantage of his biological father's countless military exploits, and his mother fish died long ago when giving birth to him.

Yu Wei's face turned dark after seeing this piece of information, and he had already had four children without knowing it, which was too unacceptable for him.Although they all adopted artificial insemination methods and hadn't really bonded with men, but he was still a pure virgin before he fell into a coma, but he didn't expect that he would become the mother of four children when he woke up. This life is too weird.

No matter how weird and unacceptable, I still saw my legendary 66-year-old son at dinner.

The appearance of the 66-year-old Vandel looks no different from that of ordinary humans, and he doesn't look very old. It's really hard to believe that a person who looks like a mature man has only one month to live.But compared to this, he couldn't believe that this person would be Yu Wei's son, and it was easier for him to believe that he was Vander's grandson.The other was so strong and tall, and he was so weak and small (although he hated to admit it).

"Daddy..." Vander saw that Yu Wei was very excited, he walked a few steps tremblingly and threw himself on the side of Yu Wei's wheelchair.No matter what the person in front of him looks like, it seems too small to be his son.

Surprised by the opponent's action, Yu Wei wanted to jump up, but he, who had forgotten his current state, naturally failed to jump up. Instead, he swung the fish's tail up and hit the opponent's face.Who made him usually do too many jumping movements with fish tails.

"Pa——" The voice was not clear, but slightly dragged and dull, because the fish tail was thrown at the other party through a layer of clothing.But Yu Wei was still very embarrassed.

"I'm sorry." Reflexive Yu Wei quickly apologized.No matter what kind of weapon is used to hit someone, it is always very impolite to hit someone in the face, especially if the other party is a soldier with status, status, and contribution to the survival of people on Earth.

This month's basic knowledge learning has already taught him that the mermaid's tail cannot be exposed casually for others to see. Exposing the fish tail naked is often a kind of sexual invitation and hint.And what he is wearing now is a mermaid skirt specially worn for mermaids like him on formal occasions. It is a bit like the evening dress in the past. The upper body is close to the body, perfectly showing his slender and weak figure, and the lower body has a very long skirt. Long, the kind that can be used to mop the floor, and naturally completely covered his fish tail.

Because Yu Wei is not used to walking with the fish tail, and impatient with the way of walking like moving in small steps, Yu Wei has been using a wheelchair instead of walking. Of course, sometimes he will secretly use the fish tail to jump and walk.If he was standing just now, the scare just now would probably make him fall to the ground and make a big embarrassment.

"Daddy——" Vander knelt on the ground, smoothed Yu Wei with his trembling hands respectfully, and shook the messy hem of the skirt just now.

Yu Wei was embarrassed, being called Daddy by such a young and strong soldier was really not ordinary awkward, thinking that he is obviously still a fresh and tender Mood for Love... He is obviously still a virgin and a man, without any sexual experience... …

"Well, you get up first."

"Teacher, let's sit here together. Yu Wei was hungry before." Yanidis came out to make a rescue. He never admitted that it was because he saw that the teacher was too close to Yu Wei.

"Okay, okay..." Vander stood up quickly, and then carefully turned behind Yu Wei to push the wheelchair for him.

"Daddy, you eat this. This meat is very nutritious after being improved and raised... Come and eat this again. This is a native plant that still survives on the earth after a devastating disaster. It should be more to your taste... "

A meal was carried out while Vander kept persuading him to eat, not to mention Yu Wei, whose appetite had been greatly reduced, even the former him could not finish the full amount of food that was put in his bowl .

Today, there are very few plants and animals that can grow in the natural ecology of the earth. Most of them are new species that are artificially cultivated and hybridized from various species, and their taste and appearance are somewhat weird.Even so, there are still not many people who can eat green plants and fresh meat. Even a general like Vander who dedicated his life to defending the earth cannot eat green plants every day. For the precious and rare mermaid.

After the meal, Yu Wei sat very uncomfortable, and the feeling of being respected by Vander as an elder made him very uncomfortable sitting.Not to mention the emotional "Daddy" that made him wrinkle all over with goosebumps, and tried to make Vandel change his words several times without success, because once Vandel changed his words, it seemed that he wanted to abandon Vandel and did not want to recognize him Same with this son.Although Yu Wei really didn't want to recognize this son, his heart softened when he saw the ecstatic expression on his face.

Yu Wei didn't understand, he obviously had the appearance of a middle-aged man, why he could show such longing and admiration for such a young man.In order not to waste Vander's kindness and precious food, Yu Wei ended up eating so much that her stomach hurts when she moves too much.

After eating a meal for a long time, Vandel almost told him everything from childhood to adulthood, very much like showing off his excellent grades to his parents.In the end, he was very proud and happy to say how happy he was to see his father who gave birth to him, especially how charming his father was.

In the end, Vandel had to leave. Before leaving, he applied to Yanidis and got Yu Wei's consent at the same time. He kissed Yu Wei's cheek and left.Although Yu Wei could not accept such a son intellectually, emotionally he still gave the last comfort to the son he met for the first time.Because he knew that it was impossible to see him again in the future.