The King's Altar

No one knows what happened between Feng Qu and Chen Yuejin, maybe even they themselves don't know.

In the early morning, Bei Le went downstairs and saw Chen Yuejin mopping the floor in the living room, so he asked straight to the point, "Did Feng Qu beat you up?"

"No." Chen Yuejin lowered his eyes.

"Did you scold you?"

"No."

"He... broke up with you?" Bei Le's heart fluttered down: Feng Qu is the scariest person who doesn't scold or beat people!

Chen Yuejin still said in one word: "No."

Belle was also confused: "What happened to you guys?"

Chen Yuejin shook his head in despair: "I don't understand either."

"Where's Feng Qu?"

"Buy it early."

Hearing that Feng Qu was not around, Bei Le had no scruples about what to say, and knocked Chen Yuejin on the head to teach him a lesson: "Why are you talking so hurtful, kid? Yes, Feng Qu's secret flirt played with me and played with Xiaoming, oh , I also played with Xiao Yu in the middle, but he was very devoted to you. If he didn't like you, his dog temper wouldn't bother to explain it to you. It's weird, what are you better than us, it's really unbelievable... ..."

Chen Yuejin reminded him with a sullen face: "Boss, are you comforting him?"

"Cough!" Bei Le stopped the topic, because he saw Jiang Zhaowei eavesdropping behind the door with mischievous eyebrows.

"Hey..." Jiang Zhaowei came out resentfully, looking for something to say: "Oh, little goblin, Brother Feng Qu is so cute, dare to play with you..."

"What the hell are you doing?" Belle was indifferent.

Jiang Zhaowei smiled and hugged him up and down: "My beauty, I am very serious, I will not play with you, don't worry."

Belle squeezed his paw in disgust and shook it away, "Minors must behave like minors, and you will stay three meters away from me from now on."

"Master Baylor, my lord..." Jiang Zhaowei pouted, "Oh."

Belle flicked him away: "Go away."

Jiang Zhaowei pushed forward relentlessly: "You kissed me yesterday!"

"Do you have the guts to say it? I was lied to by you until yesterday! I didn't know that you didn't have a miserable life experience at all!" Belle relentlessly opened his finger, "I didn't know you were underage!"

"I'm about four months away from becoming an adult! Only four months!" Jiang Zhaowei refused to let go: "Master Belle, I will not sue you for molesting a minor!"

Belle, like a noble Persian cat whose tail was stepped on, exploded immediately, and jumped up with a distorted face: "Who molested you? Get out of here!"

Jiang Zhaowei was also angry: "Why should I get out? I was so angry last night, what do you mean by telling me to move back to my room to sleep?"

Bei Le was so angry that he sneered: "Don't you understand what it means? Bye bye, kid!"

"What is bye bye? You are not responsible anymore?" Jiang Zhaowei's blood rushed to his forehead, and his mouth was full of swearing: "You hypocrite, you shrank your eggs as soon as you heard that I was a minor! Could it be that I am a minor and my ass is so big? Not ass anymore?"

The corners of Bei Le's mouth twitched, he struggled to hold back a smile, scowled, turned his head and left: the bastard used his life experience to deceive his tears and sympathy from the very beginning, making him feel distressed when he thinks about it!Especially after the two of them got together, he was serious about planning the future for the brat, prepared to pay a sum of money, and went to the university several times to ask how to go through the formalities of returning to school!What a fucking boy!It's all fake!He was seriously angry!Very serious!

Jiang Zhaowei couldn't be tough, but he was soft again. He begged Bai Lai to grab Bei Le and played a sensational card: "Boss! You told my brother yesterday, that you won't let him take me away from you Walk……"

Bei Le was as arrogant as ever: "Your brother said he wanted someone, so I'll give it to you? Don't I lose face? Do you think I love to keep you? You liar!"

"I lied to you that you had a miserable life experience, so you just hit me! Does it matter if I'm an adult or not? It won't affect my love for you..." Jiang Zhaowei wailed and pretended to be pitiful: "Are you going to say goodbye to me? You Don't want me anymore, what's the point of me staying here? It's better to wander somewhere else..."

It's a pity that Bei Le didn't follow his tricks, and left without looking back: "It's up to you!"

Jiang Zhaowei stood in the middle of the room, crying for a long time but failed to get any sympathy or retention, so he had the cheek to turn on the computer and start browsing the forum...

[Begging to be beaten] I lied to the boss, and he wants to break up with me!

I lied to him by fabricating my background and education, and he found out that he wanted to break up with me!I can't lose him!So sorry!Ask the brothers from all sides to beat them up, and give advice on how to get the boss back!

Lonely Dog: Wow (⊙o⊙) is the boss training! !have not seen you in a long time!Do you ask for SM as soon as you come up?No problem, the mace pokes the little chrysanthemum!

Unlimited basic love: electrified breast clip with durian jumping egg!

Big Bird: Flick a dick with a cowhide band~

High-profile house: How dare you deceive the boss of Qiao PP?The whip is coming!clap clap clap...

Vest for seat occupancy: Calmly wrap the landlord's dog paws into three-inch golden lotuses.

Please use your strength to love brother [moderator]: Cancel the title of "March [-]th Model" of the training boss!

Sell ​​rot to death: Sprinkle chili oil in the crotch of the landlord.

I love dogs and love life: The landlord, you unruly man!Let a pack of dogs bite you!

Sad hair: Put on frozen briefs for the landlord!

Let's go back to my hometown and get married: plucking the landlord's leg hair...

Teach Boss: You are enough!The point is to guide me to get my boss back!

Nankeji Yewu, who has the title of "Everyone loves me" on his ID, spoke, and his words were not in the same dimension as the nerds in the forum, and they seemed strangely abrupt: Landlord, you should reflect on your mistakes and correct your mistakes !Only by sincerely repenting and repenting can you save your lover!

See-Through Clothes Lover: ...The group favorite little goblin is so upright, I don't know what to say, I just feel restless...

Moaning pig: As soon as I see a group of pet goblins speaking, I want to fuck him, am I swollen? ! !

Make red fruit in a row: "repentance", "lover"...can you stop being so coquettish?Want to be a group of pet goblins +1.

Sell ​​rot to death: want to do +2!

Sad hair: want to do +3!

Go back to your hometown and get married: +4 if you want to do it!

Niao Da Wu Peng: I have a family now, so I won’t line up with my brothers, otherwise the straight man will be angry when he sees it.

Unlimited love: Speaking of which, the straight guy hasn’t appeared for a long time.

Lonely Dog: Yes, I saw Mr. Niao talking, but I didn't see Mr. Straight out jumping and cursing. I'm so used to it.

Niao Da Wu Peng: Thank you for your concern, we are in love.

Sell ​​rot to death: Pfft! ! !Poke the dog's eye!

Sad guy: 2012 is coming soon, I'm going to buy a boat ticket.

Let's go back to my hometown and get married: My ID can come in handy again, congratulations to Mr. Straight Man and Mr. Bird!

Please love brother hard [moderator]: I was so excited that I burst into tears!Who said that our forums are full of single dead houses?Isn't this a pair that mates freely and successfully breaks away from being single?Proudly title the straight male gentleman as "Jiao Panjun under the bird's body"!

Big Bird: Touched!Thank you for your blessings!Thank you for your support!

Teach Boss: Don't be crooked!The group pet goblins are right!I swear I'll never lie to my boss again!I want to make amends!I lied to him that I was an adult, but in fact it was more than four months away, and he refused to kiss me anymore!May I ask, is it too difficult to associate with minors? 555555...

Unlimited love: Oh! My! God!Trembling retracted nipple clip vibrating egg...

The Lonely Dog: Not...adult...year... trembling and taking back the mace...

Seat-occupying vest: {{{(゜Д゜)}}} God!horse!Trembling and taking back the foot wrap...

Big Bird: NO! ! ! ! Mydogeye! I look what? Sosmall JJ!Trembling and retracting the cowhide...

High-profile nerd: Damn it, who put the kid in?Trembling and retracting the small leather whip...

Let's go back to my hometown and get married: Landlord, hurry up and go offline to do your homework, tremblingly put back the eyebrow clip...

Love dogs love life: prosperity!all come back!Don't bite the little ones! ! !Trembling and retracting the dog chain...

Sell ​​rot to death: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴ tremble and take back chili oil...

Sad hair: It can't affect the development of children... tremble and take back the frozen briefs...

Please use your strength to love brother [moderator]: Children should surf the Internet less, study hard and improve every day!Seal the ID of the child who taught the boss, and then unblock it after four months.

I can't believe that Jiang Zhao's ID was blocked when he made a slip of the tongue!He tried to type a sentence and press the reply button, but he was banned from speaking. He was so angry that he vomited blood and pounded on the keyboard: "Fuck! Why are you discriminating against minors so much!"

Feng Qu pushed open the door with his breakfast, and opened his mouth to teach him: "Hey, you rebelled? Are you not afraid that the boss will scold you for destroying public property?"

Jiang Zhaowei took a meat bun, took a bite out of taste, "Brother Feng Qu, can you buy me a durian halberd tomorrow?"

"You give me the money, soy bean man 384!" Feng Qu snorted.

Jiang Zhaowei pursed his lips critically: "I really don't have an appetite to eat such a fatty thing early in the morning."

"Come here if you don't eat, I'll feed it to the dog." Feng Qu was in a terrible mood, sad and sad all night, not to mention the pain in his heart, and he also had a headache and eye pain. Now he neither wants to talk to Chen Yuejin nor anyone else. say!

Jiang Zhaowei drifted behind him, "Yuejin just finished mopping the first floor, and now he's mopping the upstairs, isn't it very virtuous?"

"Yeah." Feng Qu poured fresh milk into the milk pot, turned on the induction cooker, exuding a murderous aura of "don't get close to strangers and acquaintances".

"Young man, learn to cherish, don't be awkward!" Seeing his dead face, Jiang Zhaowei couldn't help feeling sorry for him, and patted him on the shoulder maturely to comfort him: "Otherwise, if you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes! "

"..." Feng Qu didn't buy his comfort at all, and said coldly, "Damn it, don't bother me."

Jiang Zhaowei changed his tone, and asked in a sweet voice: "Senior, teach me how to play with handsome guys, oh, my master Baylor is so annoying."

Feng Qu was very angry intellectually, but he reflexively wanted to laugh, so he pursed the line of his lips into a straight line to smile back, and glared at him in a vicious voice: "You want to die, don't you? Get out of here."

"Just kidding, kidding, Brother Feng Qu, hehehe..." Jiang Zhaowei apologized shamelessly: "How are you and Yuejin doing?"

"Take care of yourself," Feng Qu was very disturbed, and frowned: "Didn't your brother come here? Hurry up and take you away!"

"Look, my situation is so dangerous, and I still force myself to care about you with a smile. Aren't you moved?"

Feng Qu couldn't laugh or cry, pinched his face hard: "Go away!"

Jiang Zhaowei screamed twice, covered his face and asked persistently: "Are you going to break up with Yuejin?"

Feng Qu answered lightly: "It's nothing." He really wanted to beat Chen Yuejin up!Even though he wasn't a good bird himself, that cowardly growl was really ugly, almost piercing his heart into a sieve!Damn it!Whether it was snubbing or corporal punishment, I hadn't thought about it, no matter how much I tortured the other party, I couldn't relieve my hatred!But I won't break up, just break up because of a few ugly words, what kind of love is it?

Jiang Zhaowei timidly asked: "Really? He yelled at you like that yesterday...Aren't you angry?"

"Of course I'm angry, I'm about to die. But he's right." Feng Qu turned off the induction cooker: "Bring your cup and pour you milk."

"That's right?" Jiang Zhaowei covered his face in horror: "It's too mighty! Could it be that you are Feng Qu, Feng Ouba, who is called "playing with the invincible hand in the world"? You also slept all the men in the king's altar one by one? Disrespect and disrespect!"

Feng Qu was impatient: "Do you want milk? If not, just go and get Chen Yuejin's cup!"

"Onisan! Answer me!" Jiang Zhaowei clung to him like a koala, looking up at him eagerly: "I'm so curious that I can't sleep all night!"

"You little bitch!" Feng Qu snapped angrily, "Go away!"

Jiang Zhaowei's starry eyes: "Young hero, do me a favor and tell me! I want to worship you as my teacher!"

Feng Qu was helplessly amused by this shameless bastard, scolding didn't work, and beating didn't work either!Poured himself a glass of milk, he took a sip, licked the milky white liquid on his lips, then raised the corner of his mouth evilly, changed his usual cool and sultry eyes, looked over softly, his voice was soft and deep, and asked : "Haven't I slept with you yet? Want to have a shot?"

Jiang Zhaowei was so shocked that he almost passed away, and ran "Aww", "No need, no need!"

After being pestered by Jiang Zhaowei, Feng Qu's mood improved a bit, and he sat at the table and fed himself first. The big meat buns were indeed too greasy, and he panicked after only two bites.

After Chen Yuejin dragged the floor, he sat beside him tremblingly, holding up his own cup: "Cricket, is this for me?"

"Hmm." Feng Quai ignored him.

"You warmed it up for me? Thank you, dear." Chen Yuejin smiled flatteredly, and reached for the bun.

"By the way, you're welcome." Feng Qu drank all the milk and still couldn't get rid of the greasy feeling in his mouth. He threw the half-eaten meat bun on the table, stood up and poured a glass of water.

Chen Yuejin paused for a moment with his hands in mid-air, showing a puzzled look on his face. He was like a wolf dog that had just bitten its master. Concentrating on the intention of the master's every move.Soon, his brain nerves, which were different from ordinary people, didn't know how to work, and he had an epiphany, and quickly picked up the bun that Feng Qu had thrown away, and opened his mouth to eat it.

After Feng Qu drank the water, he opened the refrigerator, took out the only apple left and washed it.

Chen Yuejin ate the buns in two or three bites, turned his head to claim credit, but saw Feng Qu throwing the bitten apple into the trash can before leaving.

Feng Qu was in a bad mood, he couldn't even eat something pleasant to eat, he became more and more irritable, and he was a little bit addicted to cigarettes, thinking about finding a sweet to eat to deceive his mouth, but the apple was so sour that it really stimulated his sense of taste nerve!

Walking upstairs and meeting Bei Le at the corner of the stairs, Feng Qu said apologetically, "Boss, I want to change my job after the next year."

Belle was taken aback: "What? You want to break up with Yuejin?"

"I said change jobs! How could I break up?" Feng Qu was upset, "Didn't you tell me to find a professional job? What? Don't let me go?"

"Of course, don't worry about it. Hehe..." Belle kindly brushed the dust off his shoulders, even though the dust was invisible to the naked eye, "Are you reconciled?"

Feng Qu said succinctly: "No." He understood everything, but he couldn't get along.

"Oh, I'm very worried that you proposed to change jobs at this time! Are you... angry with him and want to stay away from him?"

Feng Qu lowered his eyes and said in a muffled voice: "Fart, stay away from you. Otherwise, I would hang out with my ex-boyfriends from morning to night, and he would be worried and suspicious all day long." Chen Yuejin cried all night to redeem himself, and did it early in the morning Xiao Fudi is enough to prove that he doesn't mind his miss and past very much—maybe he minds very much, but he minds losing him even more;

Bei Le couldn't help laughing, took out a pink and purple lace handkerchief, and pretended to wipe away tears: "I'm very pleased, you have really grown up! Oh, I can't keep the child when he grows up, I'm so sad..."

Feng Qu felt cold, knocked him away and strode away, "Please die!"

Bei Le walked into the dining room with a smile, and saw Chen Yuejin squatting by the trash can, gnawing on something, and asked in surprise, "Yuejin, what do you eat?"

Chen Yuejin held up an apple, with tears in his eyes, and murmured: "Feng Qu, he punished me... only to eat what he threw away."

"Oh..." Bei Le nodded, feeling that this was indeed a trick used by narrow-minded Feng Qu, so he patted him on the head sympathetically: "Reform well and strive for leniency."