The King's Altar

He had no one to take care of him since he was a child, and his father was not at home for many years. He was used to eating alone, studying alone, sleeping alone, and playing alone.

Like many children, he was addicted to online games for a while, and often skipped his evening self-study and went to Internet cafes to play games. Even if the teacher wanted to sue him, he had nowhere to sue—of course, his grades have always been stable, without big ups and downs, and the teacher did not. What to do with him.When he was in the second grade of junior high school, Internet cafes were rectified in the city, and minors were not allowed to enter. The first floor of the amusement park he often went to was close to home and the most convenient. Unfortunately, as soon as he stepped in, he was picked up by the staff like a chicken. out.

That year, he was underdeveloped and malnourished, with narrow shoulders and thin legs, so thin that he was only a handful of bones in weight, and he couldn't pretend to be an adult, let alone an ID card.He was very troubled sitting on the flowerbed by the side of the road, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, he caught a middle-aged man who came out of the amusement city, and shouted: "Uncle, can you do me a favor?" Why did people come to the gate of the amusement city? People go, but I just caught that man?He often thinks that maybe it was love at first sight, he always likes rough old men who are burly and kind-looking, but they are very careless when they look at them.

"Me?" The man pointed to his nose, looked around, and smiled "ha", "Little friend, what's the matter?"

He pointed to the gate of the amusement park: "I want to play games, but I don't have an ID card. Minors are not allowed to enter there."

"...Let me borrow your ID card? That's not acceptable." The man rubbed his stubble-covered chin and looked at him dumbfounded.

"No need to borrow, you take me in and pretend to be my parent, Boss B won't care about it."

The other party was amused, laughed for a long time, and teased: "Pretend to be your father? My son is not as old as you."

He retorted: "Pretend to be my uncle, won't your brain turn around?"

The man choked for a moment, instead of being angry, he smiled: "Then you can't be called Uncle, but Second Uncle."

He changed his words in time: "Second Uncle."

"Hey!" The other party happily responded, rambling nonsense: "Why don't you ask me why I am called Second Uncle?"

He frowned and asked perfunctorily: "Why?" The expression was obviously impatient: Who cares whether you prefer to be called Ershu or Erbaiwu? ! !

"Because I am the second child at home." The so-called second uncle explained with great interest.

His face was as cold as ice, this time he didn't even bother to perfunctory, and there were four words clearly written in his eyes: What the hell are you doing to me?

The man chased after him and asked, "Your school uniform... is from No. [-] Middle School in the city, right? You often use this method to trick you into Internet cafes? Does the parent care? How many hours do you want to go home after playing?"

He thought the other party was talking too much nonsense, so he didn't answer a single question, turned his head and left with a straight face, and shouted at another passerby: "Uncle, can you do me a favor?"

"Hey, I didn't say I wouldn't help you." The man chased after him in three steps and two steps, and grabbed his arm, "Go, I'll accompany you in now."

He rolled his eyes, "Thank you."

"Then what good am I?" The man still couldn't help teasing him.

He dug out his trouser pocket, grabbed a handful of candy, and said solemnly, "I'll share your candy."

For the next seven or eight years, that man called him Tangtang.At first he tried to correct: "My name is Feng Qu."

"Your name is Fen Tang."

"Call me Feng Qu!"

"Tell you to share Tangtang!"

He raised his middle finger: "Go away."

The man greeted the Internet cafe waiter and reserved a fixed small private room for him.Not long after, he knew that the other party's name was Sheng Hanguang, who was the general manager of the entire amusement park, the so-called silly boss.

"Tangtang, the exam is almost here, and you still play games? I didn't see you working hard!"

"go away."

"Tangtang, how did you do on the midterm exam?"

"that's it."

"Tangtang, you must be an underachiever!"

"fart."

"Ha! My sugar! Your grades are very good!"

"Give me back the report card!"

That man is divorced and living alone, he is so bored, he treats him like a pistachio, brazenly provokes him, every time he goes to the Internet cafe to play games, the waiter will report to the general manager in time, the silly boss B immediately quits work, and comes to talk to him Nonsense, to make him angry, if he gets annoyed and scolds his mother, the other party will be happier, and he will literally laugh so hard.

"Tangtang, I'll hold a parent-teacher meeting for you."

"Go aside!"

"My sugar, your teacher said you are very smart."

"Who asked you to pretend to be my father?"

"Tangtang, do you have a girlfriend?"

"My day! How do you know?"

"Tang, if puppy love doesn't affect your studies, Second Uncle will support you!"

"I want you to take care of it?"

"Ha, my sweetie, the girl in the photo is your little girlfriend? She's so pretty!"

"...Don't mention it, we broke up."

"Huh? Why?"

Feng Qu sighed deeply: "Oh, women are so hard to understand."

"... Poof, poof."

The 14-year-old Xiao Feng Qu tore up the photo, and the doll showed a disillusioned expression on his face: "Love is really boring."

"Pfft—ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha——"

"Laughing fart!" Feng Qu frowned.

"Hey, my candy! Do you want to laugh your second uncle to death? Pfft—hahaha..."

"Bastard!" Feng Qu was so angry that he dropped the mouse!

It's really inexplicable. He never thought that he would become closer to an old man who was 20 years older than himself. In less than half a year, everyone in the amusement city knew that he was the nephew of the boss. When the second uncle was free, he would pick him up at the school gate. ——I don't know what kind of shit fate this is, but a cheap uncle popped up out of nowhere.And the second uncle was more nervous, and after a fight happened in an Internet cafe, he was not even allowed to go to the Internet cafe. He was only allowed to play games in the general manager's office, and he was not allowed to set foot in other places in the amusement park.

"Tang, you are not allowed to go to the bathing center on the east side to probe your brain."

"Pooh."

"Tang, don't talk to the masseuse on the second floor."

"Pooh."

"Tang, don't eat what the barmaid on the fourth floor gave you!"

"Pooh."

"Split Tangtang! Take my words as wind, right? From now on, you are not allowed to enter the amusement park!"

"……Pooh."

"Tangtang, I fired the doorman who let you in."

"It's about other people's birds? It's harming the innocent!"

"Tang, you can't blame me, you can only blame yourself for being disobedient!"

"Sheng Hanguang! You are so fucking unreasonable!"

"Tangtang, eight of the ten words you said are dirty words!"

"I'll show you ten words and ten of them are dirty words! Your grandma has such a leg!"

"Split Tangtang! If you keep arguing, I'll throw you out!"

"I love you, uncle..."

Without saying a word, the man bent down, lifted him up easily, walked to the window with his buttocks, and opened the window as if throwing him out.

The general manager's office is on the seventh floor. As soon as the window was opened, half of his body was suspended in the air for an instant. He was really shocked. He subconsciously clasped the opponent's shoulder and bit his lower lip tightly in panic.

The second uncle turned his face to look at him, his frozen fortitude suddenly stretched out, and he smiled brightly: "My sweet, there is a security net outside the window, have you forgotten?"

His face turned pale, and he still hasn't recovered.

"Sugar? Scared?"

"..."

"Tang, in this amusement park, people are pretending to be real people. I'm afraid you'll learn it badly."

"..."

"Okay, my sugar, I'll invite the doorman back, don't be angry."

He has been a wild and willful little beast since he was a child. The second uncle tamed him like a cat, hugged him and patted him, "Tang, I'll buy you a computer, okay?"

People who have no relatives or relatives, what obligation do you have to give you money and things?

"Tang, after the final exam, Second Uncle will take you to play, okay?"

People who don't owe you money, why do they try their best to make you happy?

"Tang, do you want to go to a resort where you can drive karts, or an island where you can fish?"

He buried his face in the other person's shoulder and said, "If you want to go to a small island with a resort, you can drive a go-kart or catch fish."

From the perspective of outsiders, it was really his second uncle, only he knew, no.

When he fell asleep, the second uncle often sat by the bed, looked at his face silently, and secretly kissed his fingers.It was the first time to be loved by a man other than my father. It was not the same love, but the same tolerance and deepness.With his blunt and irritable temper, if he hates it, he will swear, give him a punch, slap his butt and leave; …without speaking, he chuckled unemotionally, bent his knees and poked the opponent's waist.

Everything seems to be taken for granted. He often stays at the second uncle's house, and the two of them go to the resort for a long-term stay during the holidays, fishing and barbecue, beach volleyball, driving a go-kart and having fun, and squatting on the beach to dig small crabs after low tide.

"Second Uncle, are we dating?"

"no!"

"Second Uncle, shall we kiss?"

"not good!!"

"Second uncle, can we have love?"

"cannot!!!"

"Second uncle, a senior sister wrote me a love letter, can I date her?"

"no!"

"Second Uncle, are we dating?"

"Yes!"

"Second Uncle, shall we kiss?"

"You can only kiss lightly, and you can't stick your tongue in like last time."

"Second uncle, can we have love?"

"Definitely not!"

"Sheng Hanguang! You bastard! Your dog whip can see or not! It can stretch but it can't stretch! It's not a man! The cecum grows on the balls! Cut it off and chop it up and feed it to the dog..."

The second uncle was dumbfounded by his rude words, and after a while, the corners of his mouth twitched to suppress his anger: "You didn't get your ID card, it's useless to scold you to death,"

How could he be obedient?The obscenity and seduction erodes the second uncle everywhere, and he is no longer honest when he sleeps. He bites and touches here and there, tossing the old man who was a tiger and a wolf to death. He kept it alive for several months, and finally couldn't help it. Fat, swallowed him until there was not even a scum left.It was terrible, on the night of the first night, he bit his lip so as not to shed tears, the pain was so painful that he wanted to kill someone!The little porn is deceiving people to death!

"Tang, when you're 20, I'll be forty." Second Uncle talked about this topic with regret that couldn't be concealed in his tone.

"41 flowers for a man."

"When you are 30 years old, I will be over half a hundred years old."

"A man's fifty has connotations."

"My sugar, when you become a flower with connotations, I will be an old man."

"...I'll accompany you until you grow old, but you're not satisfied?"

The second uncle put a kiss between his eyebrows, "I am very content."